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April 10, 2026
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"Crispin Harris - Friar Tuck"
"Jennie Bond - Royal Reporter"
"Simon Russell Beale - Napoleon"
"Kate Moss - Maid Marian / Queen Marian of Sherwood"
"Colin Firth - William Shakespeare"
"Rik Mayall - Robin Hood"
"Hugh Laurie - Viscount George Bufton-Tufton / Consul Georgius"
"Tim McInnerny - Archdeacon Darling / Duc de Darling / Duke of Darling"
"Brian Blessed - King Richard IV"
"Tony Robinson - Baldrick"
"Robert East - Prince Harry, Prince of Wales"
"Tim McInnerny - Lord Percy"
"Rowan Atkinson - Lord Edmund Blackadder"
"Rowan Atkinson - Prince Edmund, Duke of Edinburgh"
"Elspet Gray - The Queen"
"Tim McInnerny - Percy"
"Patrick Allen - Narrator"
"Holly, the supercomputer onboard Red Dwarf; played by Norman Lovett from Series I-II and VII onward and Hattie Hayridge from Series III-V"
"Kryten, a mechanoid originally from the Nova 5 whom Lister rebuilt; played by David Ross in the Series II episode, Kryten, and by Robert Llewellyn beginning from the Series III episode Backwards onward"
"The Cat, the last known member of a race of humanoids evolved from Lister's cat; played by Danny John-Jules"
"Arnold Rimmer, a hologram of Lister's former superior; played by Chris Barrie"
"Dave Lister, the only human survivor, who was suspended in stasis for 3 million years; played by Craig Charles"
"Mac McDonald - Captain Frank Hollister (Series I - II, VIII, XII)"
"Clare Grogan - Kristine Kochanski (Series I, II, VI) Chloë Annett - Kristine Kochanski (Series VII - VIII, Back to Earth)"
"Hattie Hayridge - Holly (Series III - V)"
"Norman Lovett - Holly (Series I - II, VII - VIII, XII - The Promised Land)"
"Robert Llewellyn - Kryten (Series III - Present)"
"Chris Barrie - Arnold Rimmer (Series I - Present)"
"Danny John-Jules - The Cat (Series I - Present)"
"Craig Charles - Dave Lister (Series I - Present)"
"Kristine Kochanski, a version of Lister's former girlfriend from a parallel universe; played by Chloë Annett"
"Hermit, before the opening titles: 'It's..."
"John Cleese"
"Terry Gilliam"
"Terry Jones"
"Michael Palin"
"Graham Chapman"
"Carol Cleveland"
"Announcer: And now for something completely different."
"The BBC were constantly replacing us with such important things as show jumping. They didn't like us very much at all."
"Five [episodes] are definitely cringe-worthy … on balance, and I suppose another five or so [are] a little below par, and about a third of the rest are pretty good. And the rest: really, really, quite good."