"Here, look at this. It says, "A traveler from distant stars escaped from a dying world, looking for a way to extend his own life. His body decaying and weak, he couldn't prevent his own demise." Apparently his whole species was becoming extinct. So he traveled or searched the galaxies, looking for a way to cheat death. Look here: "He came to a world rich with life, where he encountered a primitive race." Humans, heh. A species which with all his powers and knowledge he'd maintain indefinitely. He realized, within a human body, he had a chance for a new life. Now, apparently he found a young boy. It says, "As the frightened villagers ran, night became day. Curious and without fear, he walked towards the light." Ra took him and possessed his body, like some kind of a... parasite looking for a host. Inhabiting this human form, he appointed himself ruler. He used the Stargate to bring thousands of people here to this planet as workers... for the mines. (...) Now, something happened back on Earth. A rebellion or uprising and the Stargate was buried there. Fearful of a rebellion here, Ra outlawed reading and writing. He didn't want the people to remember the truth..."

"[Eats a cooked alien creature] It tastes like chicken.. That [Points towards the food] tastes like [Makes childish chicken noises]"

"HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"(to Col. O'Neill) I don't want to die. And your men don't want to die, and these people certainly don't want to die. It's a shame you're in such a hurry to."

"(On a recording of his notes about the symbols after two weeks of no progress) I'm never gonna get paid."

"[Dr. Jackson is correcting other scientists' translations from the cover stone.] It's not "Door to Heaven", it's... "STARGATE"."

"[The audience abruptly and indignantly files out of Dr. Jackson's lecture.] Is there a lunch or something...?"

"[An enemy pulls off his hood, revealing him to a room full of enemies, he winks] How ya doin'? Hmm? [Shoots the enemy several times, killing him and starting a battle]"

"[Last line of the film] I'll be seeing you around… Doctor Jackson."

"If anyone has anything to say, now is the time to say it. [Daniel sneezes]"

"(to a Jaffa (Anubis) who he's fighting) Give my regards to King Tut, asshole! (activates the teleport rings, crushing Anubis)"

"[Skaara attempts to touch O'Neil's weapon] NO! Dangerous…"

"[Looking for Daniel] I'm on Planet X looking for a dweeb who wears green fatigues."

"[Asking the Abydonians if they've seen Daniel anywhere] I don't suppose the word "dweeb" means anything to you guys."

"[Referring to his son Tyler, who accidentally killed himself with his father's service weapon] No one should ever have to outlive their own child."

"Hugh Laurie — Pierre, King's Advisor"

"Edward Atterton — Lt. Andre"

"Anne Parillaud — Anne of Austria (also known as Queen Anne)"

"Judith Godrèche — Christine Bellefort"

"Peter Sarsgaard — Raoul"

"Gérard Depardieu — Porthos"

"Gabriel Byrne — D'Artagnan"

"John Malkovich — Athos"

"Jeremy Irons — Aramis"

"Leonardo DiCaprio — King Louis/Phillipe"

"(from the trailer) In a turbulent time, power ruled, injustice reigned, and a tyrant took whatever he desired. He thought no one could take his place. But he was wrong."

"The corridor nullifies our numbers, and no one has the stomach to fight the Captain."

"All my life, all I EVER wanted to be... was him [D'Artagnan]"

"Magnificent valor."

"As for you my brother, back to the prison you shall go, and into the mask you hate. Wear it until you love it! And die in it!"

"Of all the wonders I have seen, I have never looked upon anything as beautiful as you."

"No, my love. You will burn in hell. I will not. For I am king, ordained by God!"

"[He's] my twin. My blood. A fact which has kept him alive until now."

"If you can name me one thing, one single thing, that is more sublime than a plump pink nipple between my lips... I will build you a new cathedral."

"I'd rather die covered in blood than an old man lying in my own piss."

"I am Porthos! I defy the king!"

"We're in a tomb?"

"I love life!"

""My friend", returned Porthos sententiously, "there is always time when one chooses to find it"."

"Your eyes ask too much."

"The next time we meet, one of us will die."

"Whatever the plan, I am with you."

"One for all. All for one."

"You're the traitor."

"It's a prison. Of course, there's no trouble getting in. The problems will come when we want to get out."

"It has everything to do with it. The king is a dog. A dog and a coward."

"Yes, Raoul is my reason for being here, but not in the way you think. Once I, once all of us believed in spending our lives in the service of something greater than ourselves. Aramis had his faith, Porthos his lust for life, D'Artagnan his devotion and I had Raoul. But we all had a common dream; that one day, we would finally be able to serve a king worthy of the throne. It is what we dreamt, what we bled for and what we have spent a lifetime waiting to see. I taught Raoul to believe in this dream... and now my son is dead. So I am here to find out if his life was in vain, and the only one who can answer that question is you."