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"- Officer Affable"
"Tom Davis - Bleacher"
"- Lottie Bell"
"- Larry Chucklesworth"
"Hugh Grant - Lofty, an Oompa-Loompa"
"- Mrs. Scrubbit"
"- Mrs. Wonka: Willy's mother"
"- Ficklegrubber"
"- Prodnose"
"- Arthur Slugworth"
"- Chief-of-Police"
"Timothée Chalamet -"
"Every good thing in this world started with a dream."
"Discover how Willy became… Wonka."
"Father Julius: You know what you've done, Julius. You've sold your soul for thirty pieces of chocolate."
"The greedy hurt the needy every time, Wonka. That's the way of the world."
"You sure can be silly, Willy."
"A double huh."
"What are we gonna do, Willy?"
"Read the small print."
"[sings] Oompa-loompa loompadee dee. I'm not in premium economy!"
"[sings] Oompa loompa doompadee doo. I've got a tragic tale for you. Oompa loompa doompadee dee. If you are wise, you'll listen to me."
"Tell me what it is, or I shall poke you quite viciously with a cocktail stick."
"You should stand up to those bullies. Give them the old one-two. That's what an Oompa-Loompa would do."
"Oompa-Loompas do not negotiate."
"I've started dancing now. Once we've started, we can't stop, you see."
"In fact, in Loompaland, I'm regarded as something of a whopper. They call me Lofty. So I will thank you to stop gawking at me as though I was something unpleasant you’d found in your handkerchief. I find it uncomfortable and, frankly, rude."
"I will have you know that I'm a perfectly respectable size of an Oompa-Loompa."
"Mark my words, this is going to be the greatest chocolate shop the world has ever seen!"
"I guess it's time to change the world."
"So you're the funny little man who's been following me."
"Ladies and gentlemen of The Galeries Gourmet, my name is Willy Wonka."
"I know things haven't been easy for you. They're going to get better."
"Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you a brand new contraption of my creation. An innovation in laundrification."
"I've spent the past seven years traveling the world, perfecting my craft. You see, I'm something of a magician, inventor, and chocolate maker. So quiet up, and listen down. Nope. Scratch that, reverse it."
"— Thérésa Cabarrus (Madame Tallien)"
"Scott Handy — Marshal Berthier"
"Sam Crane —"
"Anna Mawn — Archduchess Marie-Louise"
"Gavin Spokes — Moulin"
"Catherine Walker — Marie-Antoinette"
"— Talleyrand"
"Rupert Everett — Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington"
"Édouard Philipponnat — Alexander I, the Tsar of Russia"
"— Sanson 'The Bourreau'"
"— Marshal Davout"
"John Hollingworth — Marshal Ney"
"— Caulaincourt"
"— Empress Joséphine"
"Joaquin Phoenix — Napoleon Bonaparte"