2020s American Films

"Pretty smart. (Karen)"

"Here for the tea. (Damian)"

"Pyro freak. (Janis)"

"Plastic makes perfect. (Regina)"

"Homeschooling doesn't prepare you for this. (Cady)"

"You still can't sit with us."

"A new twist from Tina Fey."

"Plastic is forever."

"Now, we're not gonna do that because we've already paid the DJ. But I am taking this Burn Book seriously! Now, who has something to say about this?"

"Never in my 31 years as an educator have I seen such behavior. I have half a mind to cancel your Spring Fling dance!"

"ALL JUNIOR GIRLS REPORT TO THE GYMNASIUM IMMEDIATELY!! IMMEDIATELY!!!"

"Oh, hell, no!! I did not go to graduate school for this!"

"We're going to make her pay."

"Regina George does not have a good side."

"Regina George is a scum sucking life ruiner."

"Sorry, Regina, rules are rules."

"On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was."

"There's no going back."

"Carly Aquilino as Tara"

"Luke David Blumm as Harold"

"Anthony Lee Medina as Jake; Kelsey's Tinder Date"

"Colson Baker as Tattoo Shop Owner"

"Joseph Paul Kennedy as Todd"

"Lynne Koplitz as Joy"

"Pauline Chalamet as Joanne"

"Angus Costello as Kid Who Vomits"

"Robert Vidal III as Jimmy Bags' Brother"

"Bill Burr as Ray Bishop"

"Maude Apatow as Claire Carlin"

"Marisa Tomei as Margie Carlin"

"Moises Arias as Igor"

"Lou Wilson as Richie"

"Ricky Velez as Oscar"

"Bel Powley as Kelsey"

"Pete Davidson as Scott Carlin"

"You don't get to act all crazy your entire life because Dad died."

"Obama ain't right. You got Obama wrong. Ain't nothing worse than that."

"I haven't been high in a while but I still do it, I like that lifestyle."

"Your dad was a hero, and heroes are necessary, and they should be allowed to have families."

"You look a little like Antonio Banderas, if I squint my eyes a bit."

"Thanks for the sex. It was wonderful until you started talking."

"I regret my friendship with you guys."

"When we go out in public, people look at me like I'm kidnapped."

"I just thought she looked really good in those pants. Thought that was a nice thing to say, I didn't know I'd get MeToo'd for it."

"If you have money, why would you ever live in Staten Island?"

"You're going to make me babysit your kids?! I'm on drugs."

"Oh I trained her in the car. She's not going to break."

"We're like the only place that New Jersey looks down on."

"Due to the waves of violence currently sweeping the U.S., Mexican President León García Soler and Canadian Prime Minister Sophie Poueche are opening their borders for the next six hours. Mexico and Canada will take in anyone from America unarmed and give them sanctuary until order is reestablished in the U.S. Both countries will then close down their borders again in six hours. Once again, after six hours, both borders will be closing indefinitely. There are reports of violence from all corners of the United States. Other countries all over the world stand by in amazement at what's happening in the U.S. Authorities are urging everyone to get to the closest border as soon as possible. With only three and a half hours remaining, thousands of troops have been gathered... Entries to Mexico and Canada are already overwhelmed. Listeners, do not delay, and get out while you can. We will be ending our broadcast here. Good luck, America."

"[To Stan/Kirk/Chicago rather amused] You're just their lackey... this was cooked up by some rich old white folks who've NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT IN THEIR ENTIRE LIFE"