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April 10, 2026
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"Someone reminded me I once said "Greed is good". Now it seems it's legal. Because everyone is drinking the same Kool-Aid."
"Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs? They get slaughtered."
"Money is a bitch that never sleeps!"
"The mother of all evil is speculation."
"Efren Ramirez - Juan"
"Shaquille O'Neal, Lawrence Taylor and David Lee - themselves."
"Alexia Havins - Lacey"
"Lee Pace - Brady Sacks, Beth's ex-boyfriend"
"Kristen Schaal - Alona"
"Bobby Moynihan - Puck"
"Don Johnson - Beth's father"
"Danny DeVito - Al Russo"
"Kate Micucci - Stacey"
"Anjelica Huston - Celeste"
"Will Arnett - Antonio, a.k.a. Anthony or Tony"
"Dax Shepard - Gale"
"Jon Heder - Lance"
"Lucas Calvani - Umberto"
"Peggy Lipton - Priscilla Martin."
"Alexis Dziena - Joan Martin"
"Josh Duhamel - Nick Beamon"
"Kristen Bell - Elizabeth "Beth" Martin"
"All is fair in love and Rome."
"Did you ever wish for the impossible?"
"Gale: This is crazy. I don't know whether to look at my own reflection or to look at you. That's how beautiful you are!"
"Al Russo: The whole point of love is to put someone else's needs above your own."
"Beth's Dad: You could get your heart broken or... you could have the greatest love affair the world has ever known. But you're never gonna know unless you try."
"Puck: Six beers enter. No beers leave!"
"[repeated line] I didn't see that coming."
"Sharon Maughan - Mrs. McCleish"
"Trevor Eve - Mr. McCleish"
"Jessica St. Clair - Debbie"
"Geoff Stults - Cam Armstrong"
"Hayes MacArthur - Ron"
"Kyle Bornheimer - Dylan Kettner"
"Adam LeFevre - Mr. Kettner"
"Debra Jo Rupp - Mrs. Kettner"
"Jasika Nicole - Wendy"
"Kim Shaw - Katie McCleish"
"Lindsay Sloane - Marnie"
"Mike Vogel - Jack"
"Nate Torrence - Devon"
"T. J. Miller - Wendell a.k.a. Stainer"
"Krysten Ritter - Patty"
"Alice Eve - Molly McCleish"
"Jay Baruchel - Kirk Kettner"
"When she's this hot, You get one shot."
"It'll all add up March 12"
"How can a 10 go for a 5?"
"Charlie Sheen - Bud "Buddy" Fox"