LucasArts

"Ten to one it's the power source for this place. All I need to do now is to find the light switch. Or the plug. Or the fuse box. Or whatever makes this thing work. (shouting) An instruction manual might help! (mutters) Maybe a map. And I could use a sandwich. (raises voice) And a hot jukebox and a cold beer! Or just a starship headed for home! (sigh) Get a grip, Boston."

"(picks up cylindrical artifact) What are these things: wands, batons, bludgeons? With my luck it's a hand grenade."

"(enters the tram area) So much for the cafeteria idea."

"(after riding the tram) Now I know what my pet hamster felt like."

"I'm beginning to take this personally. Nobody wants to stay with me. Maybe it's my deodorant. I think it failed somewhere back there on Attila."

"(after diving from a cliff into the sea) That should be an Olympic event. I know I'd get the bronze."

"(after clearing the tidal gap) First time I ever did the wave all by myself."

"The way things have been going, I can pretty much bet that whatever that little beast just stole, I'm gonna want it really badly in a minute or two."

"What if I hadn't brought this shovel along? No, that's not worth thinking about."

"I'm warning you! You better not be laughing at me, because I'll have roast critter to eat before I starve to death in here!"

"Great. He's decided to play hide and seek. Well, I don't have time to waste on children's games."

"(looking at huge alien) He's very tall. Or I'm very short. I wish I didn't keep thinking of the term 'bite-sized.' Please be friendly. I hope you're friendly. I'm certainly friendly. Let's all be friends."

"(quotes from playing Moon Lander)"

"I almost beat Maggie's high score."

"It's not my fault. The buttons were sticky."

"The Eagle has landed."

"This game cheats."

"A professor once told me, 'Astronomers are geologists with clean hands and a squint'."

"Another random hole bulldozed by our fearless leader."

"Boston -- it didn't just bring me to life. It brought me -- to LIFE."

"I feel like I never knew what good health was until today."

"It's almost worth falling through holes on alien planets, if you feel this good afterwards."

"(distracting an alien monster) Come on, you ponderous exoskeleton... you cocoon-eating lobster-faced cave-dwelling arthropoidal alimentary sphincter muscle!"

"After so many years of bad TV shows and crackpot phony pictures, HERE is the real proof. There IS alien life."

"Just when this place starts looking benign, it finds new ways to be dangerous."

"Great. You get to look for metal things lying around on the ground while I have to decode a completely alien language without any information about how they think or what they might be writing about. Yeah, that's a fair division of labour."

"The Eye sees into all space and time. And where the Eye sees, the mind can fly."

"There are two ways to protect your planet. One is if you return and warn them to stay away. The other is if you never return at all. Which warning do you think will be more effective?"

"What raises the dead can debase the living."

"I am the doer who undoes, the creator who uncreates. And yet I would gladly be the destroyer who undestroys, the dangerous one who protects."

"Ken Borden: Whether the stone hits the glass, or the glass hits the stone... it aint gonna hurt the stone.""

"Boston Low: Low to Borden, do you copy? Ken Borden: How do you think I passed my NASA exams?""

"Boston Low: Low to Borden, do you copy? Ken Borden: Like carbon paper boss!""

"Cora Miles: "My advice is - if you can pick it up, take it with you - because you never know when you might need it." Ken Borden: I thought that only applied to women in bars. If you can pick her up... (laughs)"

"Boston Low: Attila is more dangerous now than when we first tamed it. Maggie Robbins: Those were certainly profound words for first steps on Earth's new moon."

"Ludger Brink: A good archaeologist doesn't expect to make any sense unless he's been digging at a site for years. Boston Low: We don't HAVE years. Ludger Brink: Maybe years are all we have."

"Boston Low: "This place is as desolate as the Midwest. Maggie Robbins: ALMOST as desolate as the Midwest."

"Boston Low: Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. Maggie Robbins: "If only I had some ruby slippers."

"Ludger Brink: Your name will live forever as the boneheaded space hero who destroyed precious data at the first alien archaeological site. Boston Low: That's better than having my name live forever as the commander of an expedition that disappeared and was never heard from again."

"Ludger Brink: I think we can safely say it is not a natural weather phenomenon. Boston LowHow about a mirage? Anyone voting for it being a mirage?"

"Boston Low: We triggered it in that ship and now it's leading us. Ludger Brink: Do you mean this is the last gasp of a holographic tour guide? Boston Low: Or the port authority. Maybe it's saying we're under arrest. Come quietly or self-aiming lasers will toast us to cinders in fifteen seconds. Maggie Robbins: Stop it! Maybe you think that's funny, but the last thing I need is some mischievous boy trying to give me the creeps. Boston Low: If I wanted to give you the creeps, I'd tell you that it was the ghost of a long dead alien. Maggie Robbins: How do you know it ISN'T a ghost? Ludger Brink: What, do you think this is where aliens end up when they die? If it is, then this better be hell, because it sure isn't my idea of heaven. Boston Low: Now you're starting to give ME the creeps."

"Boston Low: Brink isn't dead anymore, Maggie. Maggie Robbins: You have a very sick sense of humour. Goodbye. Boston Low: No wait! I'm serious! Ludger Brink: Deadly serious."

"Boston Low: This place is as empty as an ancient ruin -- but at the same time, almost everything is still in working order. Ludger Brink: I know what you mean. This must have been how the bears' house felt to Goldilocks."

"Boston Low: What's the project you're working on, Brink? Ludger Brink: You're not a scientist. There's no way you would understand it. Boston Low: Oh, I get it. I can figure out alien technologies, turn the power on, work the tram system, adjust the lightbridge lenses... repair broken door control panels, and even resurrect one dead scientist -- but no, I'd NEVER understand YOUR work."

"Ludger Brink: Come here, you phlegm-carapaced slime-faced mucus-brained furry-legged abductor of luminously intelligent but pulchritudinous Earth women! (Low doesn't move) Ludger Brink: Low, you idiot! Why are you standing there? Boston Low: I'm still trying to figure out what you said."

"I feel like I could... like I could... like I could... TAKE ON THE WORLD!!"

"The Diminuator will be my crowning success! With it I will be able to shrink the entire human race out of sight! BWAHAHAHAHA!!"

"Soon we'll all be speaking... Well, English I guess."

"Get me out of here! I feel like I'm pupating!"

"(After his Chron-O-John's first attempt) Cheap-Mail-Ordered Jewel! I'd knew I should've bought a real diamond."

"Step one. Find plans. Step two. Save world. Step three. Get out of my house! Let's get cracking."

"(Answering Bernard's question about whether it is too late to turn off the toxic waste machine) Of course! That's why I'll have to do it...yesterday! To the time machine!"

"He's long gone!"

"We may not live to see yesterday..."

"Bernard, float over here so I can punch you."

"Great, I'm stuck in colonial times, tentacles are taking over the world, and now the toilet's backing up."

"Whoah, You're, like, George Washington!!"

"Mr. President? May I offer you an excellent smoke?"

"{referring to a hamster at the door} I think we could bite its head off or whatever."

"{responding to Betsy Ross} Hey chill! Take your time."

""Well, you know what they say: "If you want to save the world, you gotta push a few old ladies down the stairs"."

"(Bernard is talking to Dead Cousin Ted, a mummy) "Boy, I haven't seen you since I was here five years ago. You know, I bet you'd really like my friend Hoagie. He's a roadie for a heavy metal band. You could hit him over the head with a bowling ball and it wouldn't faze him. He can pass out standing up and not drop anything". (pause) "The two of you have a lot in common"."

"(Still talking to Dead Cousin Ted) "Boy, I wish I had as little on my mind as you do. No offense intended, of course"."

"(Talking to Dr. Fred), "How about catching Purple Tentacle?""

""This must be that Woodstock place Mom and Dad always talk about"."

""Gosh, I hope this isn't like the primitive, dangerous microwave ovens of my century. Those things could really pop a hamster good"."

"“I am Guybrush Threepwood, mighty .”"

":– Introduction of the main character, Guybrush Threepwood. Most often identifies himself as a mighty pirate."

"Insult: “You fight like a dairy farmer.”"

":Comeback: “How appropriate. You fight like a cow.”"

":– Sword fight insult, written by Orson Scott Card."

"“Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!”"

":Used by many characters (especially Guybrush) to distract someone long enough to escape. In the first game, a three-headed monkey actually appeared behind said characters, but they did not notice"

"“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”"

":– Guybrush (a recurring phrase in almost every LucasArts adventure game since first spoken by Indiana Jones in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade)"

"“That’s the second biggest I’ve ever seen!”"

":– Guybrush, when seeing something big (commonly said in Get Smart)"

"“I must have left it in my other pants.”"

":– Guybrush, when asked about an item he doesn't have."

"“I wanna be a pirate!”"

": – oft-repeated and unexplained aspiration of the protagonist, Guybrush Threepwood"

"“So you want to be a pirate, eh? You look more like a flooring inspector.”"

":– Blind Lookout to Guybrush Threepwood"

"“Please? Pretty please? Please pretty please with sugar on top?”"

": – Guybrush Threepwood, when wanting something badly."

"“That’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen!”"

": – Guybrush, about the giant stone monkey head on Monkey Island"

"I can’t help but feel I’ve been ripped off. [Towards the fourth wall.] I’m sure you're feeling something similar."

":– Guybrush Threepwood to Sword Teacher"

"Swordfighting is a little like making love. It's not always what you do, but what you say."

"“Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see us?”"

":– The Cannibals to Guybrush"

"“I’m a mighty pirate!”"

":– oft-repeated phrase of the protagonist, Guybrush Threepwood"

"“I can’t make the one thing this island could really use… a voodoo doll of Largo LaGrande!”"

": – said by several citizens of Scabb Island about the local bully, shortly before Guybrush commissions a voodoo doll of Largo LaGrande"

"“I'm sensing a disturbance in the Force…as if a tiny voice just called out...and hastily scratched a message in a table.”"

":– The Voodoo Lady, when Wally is kidnapped"

":Paraphrasing Obi-Wan Kenobi in Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope"

"I can’t, I’m washing my hair tonight"

": – Elaine Marley, reply to LeChuck asking her to be his undead wife"

"“I’m not bald! I just have a really high widow's peak.”"

":– Murray, the demonic talking skull"

"Mine is the name pirates fear the most: Edward “Snugglecakes” Van Helgen!"

": – Edward Van Helgen"

"“It looks like a ship's skipper, first mate, a professor, and the rest.”"

": – Guybrush, when looking at a pile of skulls, in reference to Gilligan's Island"

"“I think I broke my skull. I’m *all* skull.”"

": – Murray the demonic talking skull, having fallen from a great height"

"“Join me, Rosencrantz! I am your FATHER!”"

":– Slappy Cromwell, reciting lines from his play, re-written from Hamlet by way of Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back."

"“It was no mere nightmare, Guybrush! Search your feelings! You know it to be true!”"

":– LeChuck, quoting Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back"

"I got so much money, It's embarassing!"

":- Guybrush in the smugglers' cave"

"“We don't serve yer kind here!”"

":– Haggis MacMutton, when Guybrush enters the barbershop tarred-and-feathered (another line from Star Wars)"

"“I feel like I could, TAKE ON THE WORLD!”"

":– Wally (a line from Day of the Tentacle)"

"“Ask me about Grim Fandango.”"

":– A badge worn by the silent patron in the chicken restaurant."

":Grim Fandango is another adventure game by LucasArts. Also a reference to The Secret Of Monkey Island, where a character from Loom wearing an "Ask me about Loom" badge was to be seen."

"“It's the stuff that really boring dreams are made of.”"

":– Guybrush, looking at a stuffed raven"

":Very famous altered quotation from The Maltese Falcon."

"“But- at- what- cost?”"

":– Guybrush, imitating Captain Kirk"

"“Life is like pillaging a trading vessel bound for Jamestown... Ya never know what you're gonna get.”"

": – Guybrush sitting on a bench on Lucre Island, in reference to Forrest Gump"

"“Ahh, the middle finger, the most communicative of fingers.”"

": – Guybrush, when looking at the middle finger of the giant hand in the Voodoo Lady's shop"

"“I may be a dunce, but at least I'm a mighty pirate dunce!”"

":– Guybrush, after getting himself kicked out of the pirate re-training school on Knuttin Atoll"

"“Are you sure we can't kill him? I’ve let him alive before, and it’s always been a big mistake.”"

": – LeChuck, about Guybrush Threepwood"

"“Well… you fight like a cow!”"

": – Guybrush, when LeChuck exits the Governor’s Mansion"

"“Get that thing away from me, you twisted freak!”"

": – Murray, when Guybrush shows him the “Abomination of Nature”"

"“SEE souvenirs of Guybrush Threepwood’s most famous escapades! TASTE culinary delights approved by genuine pirates! HEAR beautiful pirate folk music! FEEL your souls being gently ripped from your bodies by this restaurant of uncompromising EEEEEVIL!!! MWAH-HAH-HAH-HAAA!!!”"

": – Murray"

"“Oh, the temperature’s a-rising while my sweat’s a-vapourising and I can not feel my legs below my knees anymore.”"

": – Guybrush, waiting for the ride in the First Church of LeChuck to begin"

"Iron Maiden! Excellent! ...Uh, I have no idea why I said that."

": – Guybrush, examining an iron maiden. Reference to the movie "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure"."

"“Okay... Goodbye cruel adventure game!!.... .. naah forget it""

": – Guybrush at his mansion while standing at the cliff and hitting enter to jump off the cliff in the beginning of the game."

"That's the second largest... No... No, that IS the largest conch shell I've ever seen!"

"Is this thing sloshing? Four words you don't want to hear when picking up a coffin."

": - Guybrush, when picking up a monkey coffin."

"So we're going to die... again... wonderful!"

": - Elaine, when Guybrush drops the Voodoo root beer"

"Those socks need a good darning... Darn you, socks!"

": - Guybrush, when examining a pair of socks"

"Nipperkin: "You know, Threepwood, you've got spunk. Pirate spunk.""

"Guybrush: "Ew""

"LeChuck: Do ya mind? I'm in the middle of an unholy ceremony!"

"Guybrush: Unholy this [Stabs LeChuck]"

"Elaine: "Unholy this?""

"Guybrush: Yeah, well he didn't give me a lot to work with"

"You have to kill me! And I'm already dead"

"The testers - sitting in a dark room with a lava lamp and thinking they're in heaven"

"Animations? I don't need animations! I live!"

"Is it over? ...Hello? ...Did we win?"

"[opening narration] Whenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen. That's the last sensation I had before I blacked out; that thick smell of asphalt. And the first thing I saw when I woke up was her face. She said she'd fix my bike. Free. No strings attached. I should've known then that things are never that simple. Yeah, when I think of Maureen, I think of two things: asphalt... and trouble."

"[reading a sign from dumpster] "Warning! Do not play in or around dumpster. Do not kick dumpster. Do not sleep in dumpster. Usage of this container for the disposal of human remains, may be in violation of local health ordinances.""

"[looking at the boxes] Empty boxes. They really should be flattend, so they can be recycled."

"[looking for his keys] Some joker took my keys. I don't like that."

"[looking at his bike] Good thing Ripburger didn't touch my bike. Good thing for him."

"[knocking on the door of the Kickstand] Open up!"

"[using different interface actions on a piano]"

"When I'm on the road, I'm indestructible. No one can stop me... but they try."

"[using different interface actions on Todd Newlan after knocking him down]"

"[trying to open Todd Newlan's trailer door]: Knock knock.. Open up Todd!"

"[looking at Todd's basement window from outside]: Either someone's doing some welding down there, or we're talking about some very sub-code wiring."

"[various comments on Todd Newlan's "art"]"

"[various comments at the Mink Ranch]"

"[various comments of the hovercraft]"

"There's the Vultures' hideout, on the other side of this field. I heard a lot about the Vultures. [throws a rock on the field, triggering an explosion when it hits the ground] And I guess it's all true."

"[trying to open the Mink Ranch door] Open up, you minks!"

"[the player fails a task and Ben dies] Ouch. Let me try that again."

"No momentos. I'll have scars enough to remind me of this trip."

"Corley Motors. I've been meaning to come here for years. This is really a religious pilgrimage for me. A religious pilgrimage with a lot of butt-kicking."

"[upon attempting to use/pick up a huge turning Corley Motors sign on the factory]: Isn't that a little big for a souvenir?"

"[Looking at Emmet] He doesn't look happy."

"She took my booster fuel. Why is she running from me? She must think the whole world's against her. I Think I know how that feels."

"[to himself towards Emmet] That does it! He's dead!"

"[to himself] That sign... That means I'm in Cavefish territory."

"There's some sorta card. And a tape. I sure hope that's Corley's will."

"Souvenirs, here!"

"We got yer hats!"

"We got your pennants!"

"We got it all right here!"

"Official Corley Motors merchandise!"

"Our bunnies come with batteries included!"

"Loveable loveable little bunnies!"

"Buy your kids bunnies so they'll shut up on the long ride home!"

"Hey! It's my old friend what's your name! Glad to see you up all rehabilitated. My knuckles were starting to itch."

"Don't give up now!"

"I see you come for a lesson in pain. Pay close attention, this will hurt."

"Back again? Good. OK, lesson's over! Time for the final exam!"

"Is that all the pain you can dish out."

"Now I'm mad!"

"I hates Polecats!"

"This time you're gonna stay down!"

"Freaky punk!"

"Oh, now I'm just embarrassed for them. Who do they think thery're fooling with those ludicrous disguises?"

"Alright boys, sick 'em."

"...was not only an inspirational leader, but also a great personal friend. His loss affects us all deeply. Malcolm and I spoke often of the future. We talked of the day when Corley Motors would move beyond its humble beginnings and into a new vehicular age. And, although his tragic death took him from us sooner than anyone expected. Malcolm Corley's dream remains. And I shall carry out that dream in his memory. Ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to present to you the future of Corley Motors... the Corley MINIVAN!"

"[toward Ben while fighting] Aggressive little wart, ain't ya?"

"[toward Ben while fighting] Shouldn't hit a man wearing glasses!"

"[toward Ben] Back off man!"

"[toward Ben] Loser!"

"This cargo is worthless. We have been tricked my brothers. Back to the cave."

"Oh angry spirit of Ricky Myran, we honour your rage, but for now, the ramp must go back.what"

"Father Torque [eulogy for Malcolm Corley]: Life... was a game to him... And he played it... by his own rules. He was a mystery to most of us... and yet, an inspiration to us all. He gave us FREEDOM. He gave us POWER. He gave us WINGS. He gave us WHEELS. Thank you, Malcolm Corley... for giving us a DREAM that will never die..."

"News announcer: Once again, our top story tonight: Malcolm Corley, owner of Corley Motors, was found DEAD at a rest stop just outside the town of Melonweed! Apparently, the benevolent patriarch and CEO was VICIOUSLY BEATEN ABOUT THE HEAD AND NECK! SAVAGELY, AND WITHOUT MERCY! Police have arrested a notorious outlaw biker gang known as "The Polecats". With the exception of their leader, who is still at large. Roadblocks have been set up along Highway 9 in an effort to apprehend this DANGEROUS AND VIOLENT CRIMINAL!"

"Derby announcer: All right folks! Hang on to your chili dogs, 'cuz its time to start The Corley Motors Smash-A-Torium Amateur Driver Ultimate Destruction Maximum Carnage Marathon! Let's meet our crash-cage gladiators! That mysterious-looking hooded figure wouldn't give us his real name... He prefers to be known as "The Unknown Avenger" and that's just fine with us, isn't it folks. And next to him is another newcomer! Please give a big Smash-A-Torium salute to Princess of Pileup, Doreen Schmorley! ...and finally, we have a last minute addition to the lineup tonight. A deadly looking team known as the "The Boom Boom Brothers". Alright now, are you ready to see some WREAKLESS DRIVING? Are you raedy to see some UNNECCESSARILY VIOLENT DESTRUCTION?"

"Derby announcer: Now, that was quite an explosion, folks! I can't see any survivors yet!.. Wait! What's that? It's the Unknown Avenger! AND HE'S ON FIRE!!! [the crowd goes wild] Let's give him a hand, folks, that looks painful! We really should put him out right way, but what a show, huh?"

"Derby announcer: Well, folks, it looks like the party is getting a little out of hand. The stadium seems to be catching fire. Let's all remain calm and... huh... ah, you're right! The Derby is over! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!"

"Nestor: [chasing Ben] Ha, ha, ha! [to Bolus] Look at him run!"

"Roy Conrad - Ben (Full Throttle only)"

"Kath Soucie - Maureen Corley"

"Mark Hamill - Adrian Ripburger, Emmet, Todd Newlan"

"Hamilton Camp - Malcolm Corley, Father Torque"

"Maurice LaMarche - Nestor"

"Mal Friedman - Quohog"

"Tress MacNeille - Suzi"

"Manny: My scythe--I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be."

"Manny: This <*object*> looks like it's about to fall apart."

"Glottis: I am an elemental spirit summoned from the Land of the Dead itself, given one purpose, one skill, one desire... to DRIVE!!"

"Manny: I can't go strolling through the halls now...I'm on the lam!"

"Salvador: Viva la Revolución!"

"Copal: MANNY! YOU COULDN'T FIND A SALE AT A YACHT CLUB!!!"

"Manny: Sorry for the wait Mr. Flores, I am ready to take you now."

"Copal: All right you boneheads, thank your lucky stars and get to your freakin' cars! We have a mass poisoning on our hands! Too many dead to assign specific cases, so all clients are FIRST COME FIRST SERVE! So, let's see some hustle out there!"

"Manny: Better take these cards-- it looks like a long day of solitaire for me."

"Manny: My boss is always giving me these motivational sales books... "They Bought the Farm, Now Sell Them the Cows," stuff like that."

"Manny: Ah the old files, the old clients, the glory days..."

"Manny: {when looking at the door to Manny's office} Wasn't too long ago that the name on the door was, "Supply Closet.""

"Manny: {when using Domino's door} Domino's door is locked. Probably scared I'll steal one of his files. Not a bad idea, actually."

"Manny: {when looking at Copal's door} Ah, the big, golden door to mediocre management."

"Manny: It's my boss' secretary, Eva."

"Manny: {to Eva} I forget... am I supposed to be somewhere right now?"

"Manny: {to Eva} What if we just skipped town tonight? You and me, baby!"

"Manny: {to Eva} Well, enough about me. What's your job like?"

"Manny: Why do some clients qualify for better travel packages?"

"Manny: {to Eva} Any messages for me?"

"Manny: {to Eva} Where is everybody?"

"Manny: {to Eva} So... you going to the Christmas party?"

"Manny: {when trying to pick up the hole punch} Could I take your hole punch?"

"Manny: Mind if I use your hole punch?"

"Manny: {when looking at the big sign in front of the D.O.D.} I remember the year they built that... Mostly because it cost so much we didn't get bonuses that year."

"Manny: It looks like a rope..."

"Manny: It's the festival of the Day of the Dead. Really more of a living person's holiday, but we play along."

"Manny: The Bread of the Dead."

"Manny: I'll just take a little more bread, to honor the dead."

"Balloon twister: I can do anything. I can do birds, amphibians, famous poets--Go ahead. Name one."

"Manny: {to the balloon twister} Could you teach me how to do that?"

"Manny: {to the balloon twister} Practicing what?"

"Manny: {to the balloon twister} Some festival, eh?"

"Manny: Bound only by the paper-thin wrappings of mortality, a soul here lies, struggling to be free. And so it shall, thanks to a bowl of bad gazpacho, and a man named...Calavera."

"Bruno: {upon meeting Manny for the first time} Nice bath-robe"

"Manny: {to Glottis} Hey, you a driver?"

"Manny: Glottis... Glottis... Is that a German name?"

"Manny: {to Glottis} You're not too big. The cars are just too small."

"Manny: Those pictures come with the frames?"

"Manny: {to Domino} I wanna punch you in the mouth."

"Manny: {to Domino} What happened at the Christmas party?"

"Manny: {to Domino} I wanna tell you something."

"Manny: Can I have one of your clients?"

"Manny: Why do you get all the good clients?"

"Manny: Look at all the diplomas!"

"Manny: I think Dom would call the company shrink if I left through the window."

"Tube-switcher guy: Grmmmble, grrr... You and your fancy suits and your nose holes way up in the air... Sticking your empty beer bottles down the message tubes, how fancy is that? Huh? Don't you boys upstairs realize the tube switcher is a sophisticated and delicate piece of machinery?"

"Manny: What's so special about you?"

"Manny: Just curious--How'd you get in there?"

"Manny: Hey, I'm still not getting any messages."

"Manny: As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

"Manny: Buenos dias."

"Manny: Are you SURE you're Mercedes Colomar?"

"Manny: Did you kill much when you were alive?"

"Manny: Anything about your past you haven't told me?"

"Manny: {when trying to pick up Meche} I don't like to get involved with the customers that way."

"Manny: Who's out there?"

"Manny: What are they going to do to me?"

"Salvador: {to Manny} Young man, you are an enemy of the Department of Death! Welcome to the club!"

"Manny: You're keeping me here because you need the eggs?"

"Manny: It's my boss' secretary's evil twin!"

"Manny: Have you thought about using messages tied to balloons? I can get you plenty of balloons."

"Salvador: {to Manny, about Meche} Manuel? Are you... in love with her?"

"Manny: I don't have a net, or a desire to have a pet pigeon."

"Manny: I just locked an open door. Strange, yet symbolically compelling."

"Manny: He doesn't even HIDE his booze in a file cabinet. What kind of salesman is he?"

"Manny: I'm going to try to guess his password..."

"Manny: I prefer to eat out of clean dishes that aren't nailed to the roof."

"Manny: You must come with me, young ones, for I am the Grim Reaper."

"Manny: {after seeing the "improvements" Glottis made to his car} Glottis! Are you loco? What got into you? That was a company car!"

"Manny: {trying to scare off a flock of pigeons with a balloon shaped like Robert Frost's head} Run you pigeons, it's Robert Frost!"

"Glottis: Uh-oh! Crazy road! Too crazy for the Bone Wagon!"

"Glottis: Manny, I don't know if I like driving over people."

"Manny: {when looking at pile of bones} It's an ugly pile of bones, like me."

"Manny: These spiders have Glottis' heart in their web!"

"Manny: Oh, poor spiders. No more demon heart to eat."

"Manny: Wanna go for a ride?"

"Glottis: Manny, until now we scraped along the ground like rats, but from now on, we soar! Like eagles! Yeah! LIKE EAGLES...ON...POGO STICKS!!!"

"Manny: {while Glottis is showing off the Bone Wagon's new shocks} What a relief. I was getting concerned that our transportation wasn't ostentatious enough."

"Manny: {when falling into the Sea of Lament} Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

"Glottis: {Glottis and Velasco about the Bone Wagon} Well, actually, it's mostly stock, with a few mods here and there..."

"Velasco: You folks gonna stay in Rubacava for a spell?"

"Manny: How do you get around here with all the mist?"

"Manny: {to Celso} What are you doing here?"

"Manny: I'll help you find your wife. What did she look like?"

"Manny: {when looking at the photo of Celso's wife} It's Celso's wife--Actually I don't think skin would help."

"Manny: So, know a good place to stay in town?"

"Velasco: Look, I know how you feel son. Once I lost a very special lady myself. I waved to her from the docks as she sailed out of port and I never saw her again."

"Celso: Oh, Manny. Is there a greater constant in nature than the treachery of women?"

"Manny: Think she'll come in tonight?"

"Manny: How's the flow tonight?"

"Manny: {looks at Velasco} That Dockmaster Velasco is one salty old bag of rope."

"Manny: {when looking at the croupier at Manny's casino} An honest roulette croupier is hard to find..."

"Manny: {when looking at the gamblers in the casino} Ah, my bread and butter..."

"Manny: Why aren't you over at the roulette tables?"

"Manny: Tell me your system, Charlie."

"Manny: I think slot machines attract an undesirable element."

"Manny: I had no idea you liked gambling so much, Glottis."

"Manny: {when trying to pick up the moon} Don't have that kind of equipment."

"Manny: {looks at the moon} It shone, pale as bone / as I stood there alone. / And I thought to myself how the moon..."

"Manny: {looks at the locked gate near SS Limbo} It's locked."

"Manny: {when the player attempts to use a pile of dirty dishes} Not to sound like a capitalist oppressor, but I have people who do that for me now."

"Olivia Ofrenda: [reading a poem] With bony hands I hold my partner/ On soulless feet we cross the floor/ The music stops as if to answer/ An empty knocking at the door/ It seems his skin was sweet as mango/ When last I held him to my breast/ But now we dance this grim fandango/ And will four years before we rest."

"Manny: [at open mic night] Testing...check one...check two....Alright! WHO'S READY TO ROCK AND ROLL?!"

"Manny: Anyone know where I can find some tools?"

"Carla: {to Manny} Why is it all men are after the same thing - except you?!"

"Manny: Don't you ever worry that your job is getting to you, Membrillo?"

"Slisko: You smell like bacon and oppression, man."

"Glottis: {after getting thrown out of the cat track} Hey, come on! You gotta let me back in! I'M A VIP!"

"Manny: {when trying to pick up Glottis} We're underwater--we're not on the moon."

"Manny: Glottis! Do something!"

"Manny: {to Chepito} Amigo!"

"Manny: {to Chepito} Could you send for help?"

"Manny: {to Chepito} Is everything okay with your eyebrows?"

"Manny: {to Chepito} How long have you been down here?"

"Manny: Why are you walking instead of taking a ship?"

"Manny: How do you know where you're going?"

"Manny: Hey kiddles, check out my BONE SAW!"

"{Manny opens the cage door}"

"Manny: {to the Angelitos} I'm the one who's going to take Meche out of here."

"Manny: {after closing the vault door} Oh, Raoul... I'm so, so sorry!"

"Domino: I don't believe you Calavera, you're losing a fight so you pick on one of my pets?! Why aren't you more like me Manny? I've been trying to show you how but you don't listen! If you'd just adopt the proper attitude, just look what could happen to you! (is dragged into coral grinder) AAAAAAAAAGHH!!!!"

"Manny: (Examining the booby-trapped Bone Wagon) About to be known as the 'Blown Wagon'."

"Glottis: LUMBAAAGOOO LEMONAAADE!"

"Hector: Listen to me once and for all, Bowlsley: You are not a florist! You are a manufacturer of weapons!"

"Manny: Listen, Bowlsley, I'm not here to hurt you..."

"{Manny tries to pick up the boxes at Bowlsley's hideout}"

"Manny: I'm not touching any of these human remains."

"Manny: {upon riding the Neon cat sign, also while being attacked by a skull raven not long before} Ayyyyyyyy chihuhahuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

"Manny: You have a really bad taste for men."

"Hector: She loves me, she loves me not..."

"Hector: Oh Manny... so cynical... What happened to you, Manny, that caused you to lose your sense of hope, your love of life?"

"Hector: I guess Domino was right - you don't have a shred of optimism"

"{Manny shoots at the greenhouse window}"

"Manny: Hmmm... Hector supplies water to keep the flowers alive? Does he see them as a memorial, or as trophies?"

"Meche: Manny, when we get to the other side, will we still be together?"

"Tim [Schafer] leads more by inspiring than by directing. (Grim Fandango music composer Peter McConnell talking about the leadership style during the development of the game)"

"You don't look like much of a captive, Rosh! Did you dream this up, or was it Tavion's idea?"

"You tried to kill me! And now you've lured me into a trap!"

"How do I know you won't betray me again!? You're always trying to beat me! How do I know this isn't just another trick?!"

"I'm sorry, Rosh, you're right. I almost let my anger get the best of me. Let's get out of here."

"Stand down, Alora! You were no match for me on Hoth, and now, I am a Jedi Knight!"

"Thank you, but it was Rosh who made me realize what the right choice was. Tell him that when he wakes up."

"You're delusional! Kyle told me all about you, how you went crawling away after he defeated you!"

"That's Jedi KNIGHT, Ragnos!"

"It's over. Ragnos will not be resurected. The scepter has been destroyed."

"(When asked about Tavion) Dead. Ragnos had possessed her. Her body couldn't withstand the corruption. When I destroyed the scepter and Ragnos left her body, There was nothing left."

"Thank you, Master Skywalker. But I couldn't have done it without Kyle."

"As luck would have it, I am! (after Kyle asks if Jaden is ready for another mission)"

"Jaden, stay back! Please...don't...hurt me!"

"Jaden, I was scared... You have to believe me, we're-we're friends, remember? Let's get out of here before Alora comes back!"

"Wait!! Listen to what you're saying!! You-you're angry! Don't give into it. That leads to the Dark Side, right?"

"(after Jaden spares him) *sigh of relief* Thank you, Jaden."

"I'll be... (falls unconscious)"

"Kyle Katarn, at your service. Welcome to a day in the life of a Jedi. (after finding Jaden unconscious)"

"Stay here and investigate? I'd love to."

"We've been looking into the shuttle crash, and it doesn't seem like a mechanical failure or laser damage was responsible. It's almost as if something just... tore apart the engines."

"Remember, abilities aren't inherently good or evil... it's how you use them."

"(to Jaden when he is about attack Rosh) Jaden... don't do it."

"He only fell to the Dark Side because he was scared, afraid of dying. Put away your saber!"

"Jaden! You're better than that! Don't give into your anger! Rosh is telling the truth!"

"Sith Spit! I need to get him to a bacta tank. Go to Korriban and help Luke and the others. I'll be there as soon as I can."

"Jaden, I sensed your struggle with the Dark Side. I'm glad you made the right choice."

"(after being thanked by Jaden) Don't get all mushy on me, kid. C'mon, let's get outta here."

"I'd like to welcome all of our new students to the Jedi Academy. Here we will train you in ways of the Force. You will learn to defend yourself with a lightsaber. You will also study diplomacy, history and more."

"Rosh Penin, you will be asigned to Master Katarn. Jaden Korr, you'll also work with Master Katarn. Now, let's begin with your first lessons, and may the Force be with you."

"Jaden, you did more than we could have ever hoped. You have become a true Jedi."

"I've heard from the New Republic. The Imperials supporting the Disciples of Ragnos have been defeated have been rounded up. It seems they lost their power when the scepter was destroyed."

"Rosh, I hope your experience has taught you the patience and humility that may one day will turn you into a great Jedi."

"Jaden, you fought bravely, resisted the Dark Side, and saved another Jedi from certain death. You will be a valuable member of the Jedi Order."

"[Referring to Anna about his daughter, Sarah.] She got a voice on her. Almost as pretty as yours, Anna."

"My father didn't live long enough to find out what he could have been."

"[After seeing the Screaming 'Henry' George Bowers die.] Too bad. I was hopin' we could talk."

"Why, you ain't heard a word I've said."

"Oh, James...I'm cold. Hold me."

"Gentlemen, I have seen the future. Where now there are struggling farms, I see a gleaming city risin'. A city that has MY name on it. Gentlemen, we got ourselves a job to do. There are some 'as has a problem sharing my vision. They fail to see that selling their land to me is going to make this county the richest in the state. Well, their time has finally come. YOU will enlighten them. Go out there and don't come back until I can look at this map and see that every inch of it...is mine!"

"You afraid of dyin', kid?"

"Please, come in and do take a seat."

"You stubborn son of a bitch! You'll pay for this! Don't think you won't!"

"Well, well. The valiant Marshal is still holding out."

"Now, what is it the bard wrote? 'Cowards die many times before their deaths...but the valiant taste of death...but once.'"

"Aw, don't cry woman. Remember, to weep is to make less the depth of grief!"

"Hey, why don't we just sit down and talk about this reasonably? Homicidal maniac to crazed, vengeance-seeking ex-lawman?"

"Talk now, Anderson, or hold thy peace forever!"

"They call me doctor, and I love my job! Looking after the sick and wounded, that's what I do, so come on down and be my patient."

"Well, well, now what is it my papa used to say? Oh yes, yes, he used to say: "Son, life is wasted on the living.""

"Why don't you just go shopping Marshal, you're good at that. Oops, did I say something inappropriate?"

"My hat! Damnit!"

"And I took you to be a gentleman! How could you deceive a poor woman so!"

"After I kill you, I'm gonna smoke your cigars!"

"Oh Marshal! Ex-Marshal! Is that really a gun in your hand, or is it just wishful thinkin'?"

"When you're gone, we shall weep! Especially that little girl of yours! What's her name? I can't wait to get my hands on her...her throat!"

"Aw meester, I've seen better shooting at a county fair!"

"Hahaha! You got a death wish? Or you really this stupid?!"

"Here chicky chicky! *clucking*"

"Hot tamale, meester! Try this one for size!"

"'Ees too bad you have manure for brains!"

"Heh, heh, heh, good shooting meester, but you're already too late. Oops, you meessed the train! Sorry..."

"Marshal James Anderson. Once a lawman, always a lawman. Boys...did I tell you how much I hate lawmen?"

"You disappoint me, Anderson!"

"Look, I'm feeling generous today. I'm just gonna shoot out your brains! Which shouldn't make much of a difference to you!"

"Hey Marshal! I got a present for you! A stick of dynamite!"

"Oh, and by the way, Marshal! It's *Sir* Richard Clifton to you!"

"I hear you like cigars! Here, have one of mine!"

"Hey, Anderson! You need some lessons in how to be a gentleman! Like me!"

"Hey, mister lawman! (taunting)"

"You're outnumbered!"

"Had enough yet?"

"There he is, get him!"

"Don't be a fool, marshal!"

"I hope you plant better than you shoot!"

"Damn you, and the horse you ride in on!"

"Where are you marshal?"

"Time to fit you for a coffin!"

"Hope you have a coffin picked out!"

"He's over there!"

"Time to meet your maker!"