"(Bernard is talking to Dead Cousin Ted, a mummy) "Boy, I haven't seen you since I was here five years ago. You know, I bet you'd really like my friend Hoagie. He's a roadie for a heavy metal band. You could hit him over the head with a bowling ball and it wouldn't faze him. He can pass out standing up and not drop anything". (pause) "The two of you have a lot in common"."