1866 quotes found
"YOU TURKEY!"
"I'm not sure, exactly. But this world is ours now. It's what we make of it."
"Gnorga. [chuckles] Queen of Posies. [her dog bites his leg, causing him to scream] Stop attacking me! Why do you always have to attack me now?! Sit, stay, sit!"
"Welcome home, Charlie Brown."
"No laughing. I'm serious."
"Man, I'm getting out of here."
"Caterpillar? Oh, for goodness sakes. Alice, I...Oh, well. Come along, it's time for tea."
"Dagnabbit! I think we missed it, E's."
"[sees the pink female counterpart of Bartok] Oh, wow! I'll tell you that, wow! [pulls down the black screen] So long, everybody."
"To the animals, it now seemed that their world, which may or may not some day become a happy place to live in, was worse than ever for ordinary creatures, and another moment had come when they must do something about it..."
"Sweet Rocks!"
"There you have it. Your average 'boy-meets-girl, boy-likes-girl, boy-changes-underlying-social-order' story. So, what else can I tell you? We rebuilt the colony - it's even better than before, you know, 'cause now it has a very large indoor swimming pool. Bala and I, incidentally, are thinking of starting a family. You know, just a few kids, maybe a million or two to begin with. And I'm, I'm working with a new therapist, you know, terrific, absolutely terrific. He's, he's been putting me in touch with my inner maggot, which is helping me a great deal. And, you know, I finally feel like I've found my place. And you know what? It's right back where I started. But the difference is, this time I chose it."
"EAT THEM!! EAT THEM ALL!!!"
"(post-credits:) I smell a sequel! [hisses]"
"Hey Napoleon, that sounds like the end."
"Wait a minute, I'm the leader. I'll say when it's the end. [the words "The End" whack him in the head] It's the end. [thud]"
"I was made ready!"
"Dear Mr. Whitmore. I hope this piece of proof is enough for you. It sure convinced me! Thanks, from both of us. Milo Thatch."
"Uh, see you later, folks."
"Between you and me, I have been dying to get out of that office."
"(post credits, offscreen) I had virtually no rehearsal for that."
"Take your time. You'll land on something great. You always do."
"(post-credits:) Time to go! Remember to watch the normal episodes; they're pretty good. See ya!"
"We didn't set out to be superheroes. But, sometimes, life doesn't go the way you planned. The good thing is, my brother wanted to help a lot of people. And that's what we're gonna do. Who are we?"
"(post-credits:) We have a lot to talk about."
"Does this dog look familiar?"
"Nope. Never seen that dog in my life."
"You did well, my boy!"
"Yay! They're staying! Let's do this..."
"I'm coming!"
"There are those who say fate is something beyond our command. That destiny is not our own, but I know better. Our fate lives within us. You only have to be brave enough to see it."
"(post-credits:) Delivery! Sign here, sign here! Come on, birdbrain! Haven't got all day!"
"Present stalks! Harvester, salute!"
"TRA-LA-LAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"
"[mid-credits:] NO!"
"Wilbur never forgot Charlotte. Although he loved her children and grandchildren dearly, none of the new spiders ever quite took her place in his heart. She was in a class by herself. It's not often that someone comes along who's a true friend and a good writer. Charlotte was both."
"TEMPLETON!"
"[in-credits:] That was fun! Let's sing it again!"
"[post-credits, 3D Blu-Ray version only:] I don't mind. I'm starving."
"Wait. I made a promise."
"You kept your promise. You set me free. [takes off the wedding ring and placed it in Victor's hands] Now I can do the same for you."
"Well, so long, glamor boy!"
"To kindness and love, the things we need most!"
"And so, all ended well for both Horton and Whos. And for all in the jungle, even Kangaroos. So let that be a lesson to one and to all. A person's a person. No matter how small."
"You done good, Beanpole. You done good. By the way, nice mustache."
"So journal, that was Valentine’s day. Up to the last minute, I thought that everyone - especially Patti - would think I was a big loser. But like Mayor Tippy said, it’s important to do the right thing, no matter what everyone else thinks. And maybe because he followed her advice, things are just a little better in Bluffington. Mr. Bluff volunteered to clean up Lucky Duck Lake. And Patti and I danced on the dock under the moon for quite some time. I wouldn’t have minded if it had gone on forever."
"Somebody! Stop those pants!"
"Aw, shit cunt!"
"Go, start new life. Your mother and I will be here, now with more time for hanky panky."
"Good, because we've got company. Looks like it's gonna be Gene. Hey Gene, you ready to try out your new que?! In three, two..."
"[mid-credits:] Go fish."
"La Familia Madrigal!"
"Mmm...that was a good toast."
"Heyyyy! Where are ya goin'?"
"Roddy, I'm home! And I've brought you a new friend!"
"Yeah. Well, good night, Willie. Don't slam the roof. You might wake Mr. Bergen. [laughs]"
"From that time on, Basil and I were a close team, and over the years we had many cases together. But I shall always look back on that first with the most fondness: My introduction to Basil of Baker Street: The Great Mouse Detective."
"Well, mission accomplished, Pokey."
"Yeah, things are looking up around here now."
"Thank you!"
"What d'ya say? It's happy ending time! Everybody's got a little taste of something, but me! I got nothin'! I'm, I'm here with nothin'! Anybody listenin'? It's like I'm...What am I, an echo or something? Hello? Hello? Am I talking to, what, hyperspace? Hello, it's me! Nobody listens."
"Show's over, Eugene."
"Okay, everybody smile."
"See you later."
"I take it back."
"And that is exactly what you had just seen."
"Ah, the fucking autopilot's broke!"
"Yabba Dabba Doo!"
"Onward, Mr. Wiggles. We reach the cafeteria by dawn. Waaaaah!"
"Listen to them, Soren. They want more stories. Well, come on, you lot. Let's not disappoint them. Ah. There's a good storm brewing. And if we're lucky, I'll be chock full of baggywrinkles."
"Never too big. You will always be my Little Bear."
"The forces of darkness were driven forever from the face of Middle-Earth by the valiant friends of Frodo. As their gallant battle ended, so too ends the first great tale of The Lord of the Rings."
"GO LUCA, GO!!!! YEAH, WOO-HOO!!!!"
"[post-credits:] Some people think I’m mad to live in the deep. I think that they are the ones who are mad, not me the one who is mad, it’s them. It’s a nice life, simple life. It’s away from the hustle and bustle, all the stuff that you don’t want. [eats whale carcass] Whale carcass. Anyway, you’re gonna have fun. You’ll get to hear me talk. I can talk without stopping, sometimes for maybe 12 hours and you get to listen, so you’re lucky. Well done."
"Madeline has friends and family galore. And that's all there is...There isn't any more."
"I've been wondering, why do they call you "Roland the Second"?"
"Because my father, the former king, was also named Roland."
"Hmm. Then I guess that makes me... Sofia the First."
"I guess it does."
"That does it, Charlie Brown! He is your dog, and you're welcome to him."
"In the state of Texas, USA, life still goes on in the same old way. The Pecos River still flows on, but the greatest cowboy on earth is gone. Yeah, Bill went back to the coyotes, but he never forgot Sue. Every night when the moon was high, he'd lift his voice in a mournful cry, bewailing the fate of his lady fair, his long-lost love in the sky up there. So painful was his grief to see, the varmints joined in out of sympathy. That's how come, to this very day, coyotes howl at the moon that way."
"Time to wave the white flag and head for the bunker, boys. Let's check the situation in 500 years! Who wants to freeze my head?"
"I can't think of anything better."
"Avengers! Assemble!"
"Careful, my precious jewel!"
"Hello...Clara."
"Hello...Nutcracker."
"What a delightful scoundrel."
"Whoa-ho, yeah-ha!"
"Left foot, right foot...Ah, who needs feet when you got fins! Whoo-hoo!"
"Oh, well. Out with the old, in with the new, huh?"
"There's a secret between you and me, Baby."
"I filled the log! [shows everyone the log that is full of acorns; laughs] And look, I found my nuts!"
"[in-credits] Shh! The show's starting!"
"[post-credits] Shoot!"
"Ugh, dog-gone it. Still. At least I don't have to do the sequel."
"And Liberty!"
"Wait, wait, wait!"
"Thank you, milady. He deserved to be a real boy. And it sure was nice of you to... [suddenly, the whole area turns bright] Huh? Wha...Oh? Wha... [then a big gold conscience badge appears on his shirt] Well, I'll be! Ho-ho-ho! My, my! Solid gold, too. Oh, I think it's swell. [flashes the badge to the sky]"
"At one time, most of my friends could hear the bell. But as years passed, it felt silent for all of them. Even Sarah found, one Christmas, that she could no longer hear its sweet sound. Though I've grown old, the bell still rings for me. As it does for all who truly believe."
"Sugar, spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girl. But, Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: Chemical X. Thus, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup were born! Using their ultra-super powers, they've dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil! And so, for the very first time, the day is saved! Thanks to...the Powerpuff Girls! Hey, that's a good name for them! Powerpuff Girls! Yeah! I like that! Wonder if they will? I'll run it by them. Powerpuff Girls! Mmm-hmm."
"Look. Look at your people, Moses. They are free."
"Who would've thought the prince had a younger brother? How old did you say you were?"
"I'm six and a half."
"Well, I've waited this long."
"A round of root beer for our hero the Flying Ace."
"Well done, Ayden."
"[theatrical version:] Rango!"
"[extended version:] My fellow comrades. There will be times when you doubt yourself. When you feel pummeled by the catalclysms of life, remember this moment. Remember me. Know that I will be there, watching you...sometimes at inappropriate moments. That's part of the deal. And remember, that within all of us resides the true Spirit of We- Woah! Let's take it from the top."
"Hey, believe me, that story gets better when I tell it, okay? Come on! Bring some food over here, we're starving!"
"Ba, welcome to Kumandra."
"Hey, September is a long way off!"
"Oh, we're not late. We're never going to be late again."
"So while you were shilly-shallying, they made the picture. I never knew it to fail. In all the years that I've known you, you've always been too late. Really, Robert, I can't understand why you're forever letting these opportunities slip through your fingers. Anyone would've thought of it in time, months ago. But you... [sighs] Well, why don't you say something?"
"[in Donald Duck voice] Aw, phooey! Phooey!"
"My name is Jack Frost, and I'm a Guardian. How do I know that? Because the Moon told me so. So when the Moon tells you something...believe it."
"Chel, we're not on the horse!"
"Well, folks, that's the way it really happened."
"Wait a minute, wait a minute! I-I-I was on the list! Come on, don't you know who I am? Wait! Whoa!"
"Hey, Edmond!"
"As long as we're together. I'm ready to get baked and do anything."
"[from the distance] BRISBY!"
"Oh! Auntie Shrew!"
"Oh, Auntie!"
"You got served!"
"[mid-credits:] Did someone say crazy?!"
"[in-credits:] [opens the window; to the viewers] What are you still doing here?! Get outta here! Go home! It's past your bedtime! [shuts the window]"
"Assistant Manager isn't all as cracked up to be. Four years of film school for this?"
"All creatures great and small, welcome to the New Moon Theater!"
"[noticed Fauna crying] Why, Fauna. What's the matter, dear?"
"Oh, I just love happy endings."
"Yes, I do too- [gasps] Blue?! [sees Aurora's dress in blue] Pink! [changes the dress from blue to pink with magic]"
"[noticed the pink dress] Blue! [changes back to blue with magic]"
"Okay in 3, 2...On the next episode of...Wait am I missing a tooth?"
"I was this close to getting rid of the Smurfs, and you ruined everything. I knew I should have gotten a dog from the shelter. I'm not saying this to be cruel, okay? I'm saying it to be constructive. You're a useless feline. That's just mean. That's mean. There was a line, and you crossed it. I was just jib-jabbing, and you crossed that line, and that stung. I demand an apology. You were going to learn this one way or another, but I am not your real father. But that doesn't matter now. What matters is destroying the Smurfs. Any thoughts? I mean, I have thoughts. But I always like to spitball off of your thoughts. Azrael, I'm not going to sugarcoat this. Your ideas are terrible. I can't think with this music. Can someone please shut off the music? And what's with all these words scrolling in front of me? Did the Smurfs do this so that I would be distracted and not be able to destroy them as easily? "Matte painters"? I don't even know what that means. Someone just made that up, right? I feel sorry for whoever "Matte" is. "Look development artists"? Oh, yes, of course, let's develop some looks. Like maybe a really angry look, because you two totally ruined my plans. Am I going mad, Azrael? For the last time, get them to shut off this music!"
"[kisses Bashful's head] Goodbye. [kisses Grumpy's head] Goodbye, Grumpy. Goodbye. [kisses Happy, Sleepy, Doc, and Sneezy's heads] Oh, Dopey. [kisses Dopey's head] Goodbye!"
"I'm not sure. But I do know, I'm gonna live every minute of it."
"[post-credits:] Oi! Movie's over! Go home!"
"Guys out there is hurted."
"I think I can handle it."
"Dear Dad, although it's been an incredibly challenging year, it's inspiring to see how resilient people can be. We can be resourceful, we can surprise. The world’s clearly changed and it continues to change. Although we can’t live like we did in the past, we’ve now given ourselves a better stance at a future. We’re not quite there yet, but we won't be, because the best legacy we can leave is making a present worth opening tomorrow. Thank you for everything you’ve given me. I’ll do my best to live up to your legacy. I hope I make you proud. Love always, your son."
"You think you could handle them? They're not exactly easy to get along with."
"[pre-credits:] Now that's a happy ending or is it? Because everything's over now and all that's left is you and the infinite void. Kind of makes you want to play saxophone, huh?"
"[mid-credits:] Hey, you can't treat me like this! Do you know who I am?! I am Bow...!"
"[post-credits:] Yoshi!"
"Well, uh...that's something like television. Without commercials."
"And of course, they lived happily ever after."
"Let this mark the end of the Cybertronian wars as we march forward to a new age of peace and happiness! Till all are one!"
"Till all are one! Till all are one! Till all are one!"
"Jimbo, lad. When have I ever done otherwise?"
"I CAN'T GET OUT!"
"(in-credits:) And it looks like the winner is...."
"We've all got an inner beast. We've all got a messy, loud, weird part of ourselves hidden away and a lot of us never let it out. But I did. How about you?"
"(post-credits:) You know it's us, yeah!"
"She's gonna be so excited."
"Another blue one."
"And the moral of our story is..."
"Cheeeeeeeeeeese!"
"(in-credits:) Oof! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!"
"This is called farming! You kids are going to grow all kinds of plants. Vegetable plants. Pizza plants! Oh, it's good to be home!"
"(Pixar logo in-credits; home media/streaming version) Yeah."
"All the world will be your enemy, Prince of a Thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you; digger, listener, runner, Prince with the swift warning. Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed."
"Alright, guys, let's eat! I'm gonna do syrup and honey."
"Squirrels."
"That's easy. Just keep wishing."
"Come on! Shake your tails with me, come on! Yeah!"
"I'm hungry, mother."
"Say "spots!""
"He'll be back."
"Hey, guys! I worked a little magic."
"Just remember, Fievel. One man's sunset is another man's dawn. I don't know what's out there beyond those hills. But if you ride yonder, head up, eyes steady, heart open. I think one day you'll find...that you're the hero you've been lookin' for."
"Sweet dreams, my little Fievel. Sweet dreams."
"AAAALLLVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"How does that song go again?"
"Jinx! Jinx! Jinx!"
"(in-credits:) Bye-bye."
"Made ya look."
"(post-credits, special edition only:) You have been a fabulous audience! Tell you what, you're the best audience in the whole world. Take care of yourselves! Good night, Alice! Good night, Agrabah! Adios, amigos!"
"Does this mean I don't get my third wish?"
"Wait a minute. We're not getting outta here, man! We're not getting outta here! Don't ya understand it, man? This is it, game's over, man!"
"Thank you, Balto...I would have been lost without you."
"[offscreen] Grandma Rosy! Grandma Rosy, come on!"
"[sees Aniu appear, changing from a raven to a white wolf] Now what?"
"Only the journey home, my son."
"Aniu? You're my... [Aniu smiles and nods, then howls and disappears with the wind] Goodbye to you too...mother."
"Well, I don't believe I've ever seen a more likely looking pair of fawns. Prince Bambi ought to be mighty proud."
"Actually, I was a lot like you."
"I always knew you could."
"When you do that, you never go wrong."
"Wouldn't miss it."
"And, of course, Wolfie and Serafina lived happily ever after. Along with their many, many, many kittens."
"I can't believe it! I'm flying!"
"I'm trying!"
"Secret seaweed, huh? Oh, that is clever of you to remember that!"
"Zupcakes? Oh, okay, I've got it... zice cream zundeas, huh?"
"Yes, Papa. I'm finally on time for something."
"Goodbye, Elina! I know you look forward to seeing me again!"
"[gasps] A princess!"
"Bye-bye! Whee!"
"Now, where were we?"
"[singing] Oh-whoa-oh. Two voices, one song..."
"I think that would be amazing, Kelly."
"All for one..."
"And one for all!"
"Oopsie! Guess old habits die hard...girlfriend!"
"Come on. I wanna introduce you to everyone!"
"Merry Christmas!"
"Meribella! Put your hands up for me! Come on!"
"Come on, let's go!"
"Okay! Now, who's got the boarding passes?"
"What on Earth?"
"Nicely done."
"One, two, three, four!"
"And thanks to Barbie, who was the one after all, everyone lived happily ever after."
"How about you show me those moves?"
"She's right. Barbie, I can't hold back any longer. I think I...wanna dance with you."
"New York! Emmie here, coming at you live from Times Square to announce the winner of the Spotlight Solo! Put your hands together for my friends, Barbie Roberts and Barbie Roberts! Otherwise known as Malibu and Brooklyn, the winners of the Spotlight Solo!"
"Are we gonna live happily ever after, Mama?"
"Of course, dear, of course."
"Do I still have to sleep in the cupboard?"
"Yes, Master?"
"Will you do the honors?"
"I'd be delighted. [chuckles]"
"And it begins, uh, Lumiere, with trust. Where, with mutual respect, as I have always said all relationships must be firmly based on that. One must build on a firm foundation of trust and respect in order to flourish and flow; nourish and grow. Always attentive to the needs of the other and honesty, utter honesty is the key on which..."
"Hi there, baby sister."
"(mid-credits:) Okay."
"(post-credits:) Wake up, little halflings. It's time to leave. Go and live your peasant lives. BE GONE WITH YOU!"
"It was original, captivating, stylized, and told me so much about each one of you. You're all getting A+'s!"
"We're the girls..."
"With the passion for fashion!"
"Please, call me Henry, all right?"
"So, after all that work and practice, we discovered that we were really good at a lot of different things. But, what we're best at is being best friends. By helping Anna win the contest, we all ended up winners and we felt like stars!"
"My brother Kenai went to live with Koda and the other bears. He taught me that love is very powerful. And, I passed on the wisdom of his story, to our people: The story of a boy who became a man...by becoming a bear."
"(post-credits:) Cut, cut. Ooh."
"Beauty, eh?"
"Care for me, Mrs. Cherrywood. Just care for me."
"Yes, sir! Everything was back to the way it was. But, as always, it was just a little bit different, a little bit better, and a little bit more special - thanks to the Care Bears, the Care Bear Cousins, and thanks to... [laughs] Well, you all know who you are. I thank my lucky Stars that there are people out there like you who really do care. You're not afraid to share your feelings - and that, my friends, makes you all world-class Care Bear Champs!"
"Twinkers, did you hear? Too Loud Bear finally got your name right!"
"Let's get this Giving Festival started!"
"Later, gators, I've got stars to make!"
"Yeah! Kachow!"
"(in-credits:) Wait a minute, here...they're just using the same actor over and over. What kind of a cut-rate production is this?!"
"(post-credits:) [going crazy] No! There's an on-ramp close! I know it! I can feel it! Ah-ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"
"CHECK IT OUT, THEY LET ME KEEP THE ROCKET!!!"
"I'LL SEE YOU AT THE FINISH LINE BUDDY!!!"
"NOT IF I SEE YOU FIRST!!!! WEE-HOO!!!!!"
"(post-credits) Hey, McQueen! You still there? McQueen! Ugh. Technology."
"Ha-ha, you're on!"
"Hang on. Let's go over this again?"
"(mid-credits:) I know."
"I've just got one question: is crowing back on the agenda?"
"Oh, definitely. Ready, everyone?"
"COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!"
"But, you see, I have the other slipper."
"Once upon a time, there was a big castle...and in this castle lived a prince and a princess..."
"And they lived happily ever after...again."
"Yeah! I'm a chicken!"
"(pre-credits:) This was not well thought out."
"Hey, look! Rainbows!"
"(mid-credits:) Hi, Steve. Hello, Steven. I'm Barb. So do you wanna go get coffee sometime?"
"Even better!"
"Duh-duh-duh!"
"Dad was right after all, we were stronger together."
"In other news, Gotham's mysterious defender...the Batman, was seen last night helping police apprehend the leaders...of an underworld, gun-running operation..."
"Hello, Tim."
"Hi, old man."
"Well, maybe an explosion now and then."
"We missed you too, Kent."
"I think Lois will be just fine as long as Superman and Clark Kent are here to look out for."
"If history has determined that gods can die...it has also proven that they may return from the dead. It would seem you can't be destroyed after all, Superman. It would seem."
"The pioneers gave up their safety, their comfort, and sometimes their lives to build our new west. They were determined to make the new world strong and free - an example to the world. Some would say that those struggles are all over. That all the horizons have been explored. That all the battles have been won. That there is no longer an American frontier. And we stand today on the edge of a new frontier. The frontier of unknown opportunities and perils. Beyond that frontier are uncharted areas of science. Unsolved problems of peace and war. Unconquered pockets of ignorance and prejudice. I'm asking each of you to be pioneers towards that New Frontier. My call is to the young in heart, regardless of age. Can we carry through in an age where we will witness not only new breakthroughs in weapons of destruction, but also a race for mastery of the sky and the rain, the ocean and the tides, the far side of space, and the inside of men's minds? All mankind waits upon out decision. A whole world waits to see what we shall do. And we cannot fail that trust, and we cannot fail to try."
"Look! It's Wonder Woman!"
"I've gotta go punch a clock with my other boss. I can see where this is gonna be a long commute."
""Late"? Come on, it's...early."
"I'm glad you agree. I've been thinking about a membership drive."
"It feels awesome! Check me out! I'm Robin, the Boy wonder! Are you kidding me? This rocks. Come on, old man, we've got bad guys who need chasing. This is the best day of my life."
"He's not dead. He's up there fixing the sun. And when he's done, he'll be back."
"We got a new home to build. Come on. I'll tell you about the time I took on an army of Manhunters and my only backup was this squirrel."
"Barbara's not crazy about the marriage counselor, but we're making progress. As for me, well, there's a real panic on. Somebody has threatened to poison the Gotham reservoir. He calls himself the Joker. I've got a friend coming who might be able to help. He should be here any minute."
"I do have a plan! It's called the Justice League."
"Can we go so I can kiss you now?"
"Ba-Batman...Darling!"
"I spent 10 years looking for a good death. This...This'll be a good life. Good enough."
"You're one helluva messenger. Thank you."
"The surface dwellers have killed our king. This is an act of war and they will pay."
"I am Lex Luthor. I have a proposition for you."
"Sometimes, Alfred...you have to have a little faith."
"Time to look ahead, Kirk. You know what they say. The past is like another planet."
"Master Bruce is having a heart-to-heart with Damian. One can't help feeling bad. Despite her madness, she was his mother."
"Raven, release me. You're too weak to keep me in here, you filthy witch! I'll get out! I'll kill everyone you love. RAVEN!!!"
"Yeah, Dad, I just got back from the lacrosse game. Going to practice some Wallball this weekend. Getting pretty good. Maybe another night, Dad, I got plans tonight. I can't help it if your daughter's so popular. I'll talk to you, later. Right then, back to work."
"Now, that's what I call making yourself useful, love."
"I talk to the dead. For no matter how rotted the corpse, there's always a tiny wisp of life left."
"Aw...Isn't that a shame? Wendel is headed back to his crummy house and all those cats without getting the help he so desperately needs. Oh, well, that's it for today's show. Till next time, folks. Be good to yourselves. 'Cause everyone else in the world is probably out to get you. Bye-bye!"
"It was all phony anyway. We'll make something new. Something better."
"I'll be seeing you, Waller. Maybe in heaven."
"Okay, who left the front door open?"
"Jessica Cruz. It's an honor."
"You think I'm intimidated? I've won. I'm coming for you, Wonder Woman. Do you hear me, Wonder Woman? I am coming for you!"
"I kind of like that last option."
"And some of those changes may be shite. And we may make the same mistakes again. It won't be perfect...but it'll be a long sight better than what we got now."
"I am Gru. Back to work! Back to work! Back to..."
"I'm so happy!"
"Come on, He's my brother. We'll give him a 5 minute head start."
"Freeze ray!"
"I'm so proud of you guys."
"[sarcastically] Oh, how cute."
"The last number in our Fantasia program is a combination of two pieces of music so utterly different in construction and mood that they set each other off perfectly. The first is A Night On Bald Mountain, by one of Russia's greatest composers, Modest Mussorgsky. The second is Franz Schubert's world-famous Ave Maria. Musically and dramatically, we have here a picture of the struggle between the profane and the sacred. Bald Mountain, according to tradition, is the gathering place of Satan and his followers. Here on Walpurgisnacht, which is the equivalent of our own Halloween, the creatures of evil gather to worship their master. Under his spell, they dance furiously until the coming of dawn and the sounds of church bells send the infernal army slinking back into their abodes of darkness. And then we hear the Ave Maria, with its message of the triumph of hope and life over the powers of despair and death."
"Walt Disney described the art of animation as a voyage of discovery into the realms of color, sound and motion. The music from Igor Stravinsky's ballet, The Firebird, inspires such a voyage. And so we conclude this version of Fantasia with a mythical story of life, death and renewal."
"Camera back on me. Uh, camera back on me, please. Anyone? Hello? Hello? Could someone give me a ride home?"
"(pre-credits:) Now what?"
"Yep. Unforgettable."
"(post-credits:) Now what?!"
"Copper, you're my very best friend."
"You're mine too Todd."
"And we'll always be friends forever, won't we?"
"Yeah, forever."
"That's it. Glide and pivot. Glide and pivot."
"(post-credits:) Oh. We live! We live! Good story."
"Enchante, Madamoiselle!"
"You know, somehow I knew you would. Ah-yuck!"
"Ja, The Svened."
"Ok, but maybe just a little."
"(in-credits; first movie only) I didn't do that."
"I always did like happy endings."
"Hey, girls. Let's call it a night."
"This is Berk. It snows nine months of the year and hails the other three. Any food that grows here is tough and tasteless. The people that grow here are even more so. The only upsides are the pets. While other places have ponies or parrots...we have...dragons!"
"This...is Berk. A bit trampled and busted and covered in ice, but it's home. It's our home. Those who attacked us are relentless and crazy. But those who stopped them? Oh, even more so! We may be small in numbers, but we stand for something bigger than anything the world can pit against us. We are the voice of peace. And bit by bit, we will change this world. You see, we have something they don't. Oh sure, they have armies and they have armadas...But we...we have...our dragons!"
"Legend says that when the ground quakes or lava spews from the earth, it's the dragons letting us know they're still here. Waiting for us to figure out how to get along. Yes, the world believes the dragons are gone, if they ever existed at all. But we Berkians, we know otherwise. And we'll guard this secret until the time comes when dragons can return in peace."
"Don't you ever migrate?!"
"(post-credits:) Goodnight, everybody! Whoo-hoo-hoo!"
"I love Madellaine!"
"And I love Quasimodo!"
"No, really..."
"I saved you, little buddy! [Scrat wakes up; karate yells] I just saved your life! Ow! Ow! Ow!"
"That's right, sweetheart. Welcome to the Ice Age."
"Ham and cheese! [laughs happily]"
"Mars: the red planet. Cold...dry...inhospitable to life. But billions and billions of years ago, Mars looked like this. There were lakes, rivers, oceans...the perfect conditions for life to form. So, what happened? Why was life unable to take hold? Where did the water go? We may never know."
"We've been through a lot lately, that's for sure. But we still love our girl. She has great new friends, a great new house. Things couldn't be better. After all, Riley's twelve now. What could happen?"
"(in-credits:) No! Not this again!"
"Sometimes, she can be too hard on herself, but every bit of Riley makes her who she is. And we love all of our girl. Every messy, beautiful piece of her."
"(in-credits:) With a nice pass over to Reeves comes across center ice. Down to the line. Oh, what a move!"
"(post-credits:) And...he's gone."
"Behold, the Underminer! I am always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me! I hereby declare war on peace and happiness! Soon, all will tremble before me!"
"Stop! Let us out! Here, large popcorn, small soda. Save me a seat. Center, about eight rows back. I'll be back before the previews are over!"
"Well, come on, Baggy buddy. Let's get back to where we belong, and get with the beat."
"Yeah, man!"
"No idea why I said that!"
"It finally happened! She's dating that loser! Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable are dating!? [laughs loudly]"
"Wanna get something to eat?"
"[annoyed sigh] Yeah."
"My son is alive."
"Panda Asthma."
"Huh? I haven't? Well, uh, as Old Reliable used to say...He'd say, uh, uh...He'd say, uh, uh...Doggone. You know, I clean forgot what it was he used to say!"
"And they all grew up together in the valley, generation upon generation, each passing on to the next. The tale of their ancestors' journey to the valley, long ago."
"But I still can't wait to grow up."
"And so, as it turned out, the dinosaurs traveled from green spot to green spot, eating their fill, each helping the others to find what they needed, each learning the special kind of joy, which comes from giving to others. And in the years to come, this story of sharing was told over and over again, until it became known as: "The Time of the Great Giving.""
"And so, it came to pass that the migrating dinosaurs left the Great Valley for lands unknown. And yes, Littlefoot and his friends, Cera, Ducky, Petrie and Spike, would indeed meet Ali again one day. But that's another story."
"It's great to be home."
"And so, another myth was born. It would change with each retelling. And even now, who knows how this one will end."
"Oh, no! Oh, no! But we are plenty smart, right, Spike?"
"The families would be happy here until the Great Circle began to warm the land once more, melting the white ground sparkles and allowing new life to spring up, turning the earth green again. Then they could return to the Great Valley, where they could all get a good night's sleep, even Ducky."
"This adventure was at an end. Still, Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie and Spike knew in their hearts that there would be many more adventures yet to come."
"I just have one question. Do we HAVE to go back through the swamp?"
"And every nibbling day, the dinosaurs of the Great Valley gathered to celebrate these small things of life which mattered so much."
"Many changes had occurred on this day of changes. And many more would follow. The dinosaur families understood this. They knew that change was a part of life in the Great Valley."
"In their journey to Berry Valley, the young dinosaurs had discovered that wisdom came in many different forms. And they knew that more lessons lay before them as they grew in the land before time."
"Littlefoot had found his father. And he found something else, too...Something he wasn't looking for. The realization that he and his friends would always be together...till the end of their days...in the Land Before Time."
"Wow, that was fun! Really hope nobody was recording that. Let me see. Oh, this thing is on. This thing is recording."
"An original album of Everything is Awesome?! Wait a minute. Is that...? (screaming)"
"Are you sure they can handle this?"
"Lilo is a very persistent little girl!"
"And with 626, they make one hotshot evil genius experiment-catching team!"
"(post-credits:) Hey. Maybe the Grand Councilwoman will let us go home with her this time. (the ship blasts off, leaving Earth) I'll get the wig."
"Mom would be so proud of you."
"Okay, everybody! This is it! For the last picture in my book, a group shot: the whole O'hana! Everybody say... Aloha!"
"Well done, my son. We are one."
"Uh, Timon? I still don't do so well in crowds."
"Yes. Kion is ready. It is time. Time for the Lion Guard."
"I love you, daddy."
"That's my girl. Samba? Ooh-wa, ooh-wa!"
"Can l go home now?"
"Go home, folks."
"Th-Th-Th-That's all, folks!"
"Skipper? Don't you think we should tell them that the boat's out of gas?"
"Nah. Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave."
"Shake 'em. Shake 'em. Shake 'em. Shake 'em..."
"Hey, Skipper, what did you end up doing with the crazy lady, anyway?"
"You know, if I'm being honest, I expected a little more...pizzazz! Yes! Now, that's pizzazz!"
"A gift from the heart is cherished and true. A present's the best when loves given too. So in the end, love is the reason that Christmas is more than a gift-giving season. It's a time with our loved ones to show that we care, When families and neighbors come together to share. So, this Christmas season, let us all do our parts To keep Christmas spirit alive in our hearts."
"Gee, thanks for letting us share our Christmas spirit with you. [laughs] Merry Christmas, everybody!"
"Aw, phooey."
"Bravo, my friends! Our three heroes have finally made their dream come true. I think this calls for one more song!"
"So, at last, Mickey learned what he'd missed from the start. Bells and holly mean little without friends in your heart. The magic of Christmas has its rhyme and its reason. We hope you and yours have a most joyous season."
"Welcome home!"
"[post-credits:] Didn't help me though, did it? Still upside down here. Just need a little push. Can we be real? If my name was Sebastian and I had a cool Jamacian accent, you'd totally help me. You would. You know you would."
"Something like that. Good for counting."
"You coming, coach?"
"You better believe it."
"(post-credits) Great."
"Hey, yo, where's my masseuse? Saving China gives me knots you wouldn't believe."
"[groan] Oh."
"And what about my pedicure? Let's get jamming on the toe jam, people. And somebody heat up some oil. I don't know what we're gonna do with it yet, but it's gonna be good. Does a hero dragon deserve anything less? Draw my bath! Warm my towels! Let the pampering begin!"
"Just a hunch."
"(post-credits:) No doubt about it, Spike, there's definitely something strange going on at that school."
"Make that the second strangest."
"There is one thing I'm still wondering about, though."
"What's that?"
"Where did the magic that hit this cave come from?"
"(post-credits:) Let's celebrate!"
"Okay! That is the most awesome name ever!"
"Any more big ideas? Please stay."
"Ride, Precious! Ride! Hiyah!"
"Wait, wait. No. No. No!"
"You know, I have the strangest feeling... that I've seen that ship before. A long time ago, when I was very young."
"George, dear!"
"Come on, Tink. Let's go home."
"Hoist the anchor! Weigh the sails! Let go of the topgallants!"
"Let's go home."
"Max! I'll never forget you! We'll be best, best friends forever and ever."
"I sure wish we'd have taken the train."
"Help! Anybody! Bernard! Bianca! Where are you? Okay, that's it, I'm out of here. This is ridiculous. You can't leave me here alone. I'm gone! I am gone. [the eggs began to hatch] Oh. Aw, no, stay in those eggs! That's a direct order! Oh. Hey, you're kind of a cute little feller. Coochy, coochy... [the baby eagle bites him] Yeow! Whoa! Ohhh!"
"I love you, Rio!"
"That's the end?"
"Way to go, Dilly!"
"Well, Tommy. I guess this is the way things are gonna be from now on."
"Well, Eliza, as dog is my witness, I'll never lose my babies again!"
"All right, party's over!"
"Okay. Moment's over."
"Scooby-Dooby-Doo!!!"
"Scooby-Dooby-Doo! ¡Adios!"
"Scooby-Dooby-Doo?"
"Scooby-Dooby-Doo! Aloha!"
"Take us home, captain!"
"Yo-ho-ho, and Scooby-Dooby-Doo!"
"Scooby-Abracadabra-Doo!"
"Well, gang, it looks like another mystery is solved."
"Holy Scooby-Dooby-Doo, Batman!"
"Let's Scooby-Dooby-Doo it!"
"Oh, that's funny. Oh. Oh. I can't breathe. I can't breathe."
"Hey, Donkey! That's Spanish!"
"(mid-credits:) Look at our little mutant babies! I gotta get a job."
"You know, I always thought I'd rescued you from the Dragon's Keep."
"No. It was you that rescued me."
"Oh, you're still here? [laughs]"
"Miles! Miles! Do you have a minute?"
"(post-credits:) You haven't seen pointing until I'm finished with you!"
"(post-credits:) You're accusing me of pointing while you're...!"
"I never found the right band to join, so I started my own, with a few old friends. You want in?"
"Are you crazy?! I was just gonna tell you that your fly is down. Manager! This is the greatest day of my liiiiiife!!!!!!"
"(post-credits:) Okay."
"See you later, te-am mate!"
"(pre-credits) That was pretty good, actually"
"(in-credits) You know what this needs, a little interpretive dance!"
"(post-credits) AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
"I can't believe they forgot me. One of these days..."
"You love it."
"We did it. We really did it! Woo-hoo! Come on, guys! Yeah!"
"Cody would never do this."
"Okay, That's a wrap on this episode of "Are they still cool? Surf Edition". Aaaand cut."
"Derek...will you love me, until the day I die?"
"No. Much longer than that, Odette...much longer."
"And we're living happily ever after."
"Yes, we are."
"Hey, promise me one more thing?"
"That you'll be patient with me?"
"Absolutely. [kisses Rapunzel good night] Good night, Rapunzel."
"Good night, Eugene."
"Ooo-ooo-ee-ah-ooo."
"You understand my world better than I ever thought."
"Just as you understand mine."
"Rah! Nothing escapes the monster!"
"What in the world was that?"
"That, my friend, is a Tarzan."
"(mid-credits:) This is the Teen Titans, can anyone hear us? We think we found a way back."
"Kids, ask your parents for babies come from!"
"(in-credits:) Challengers! I believe we may have missed the motion picture!"
"It is always the more jerks!"
"We live together, we train together, we fight together, we stand for good, together. We are Ninjas. We strike hard, defend, protect and fade into the night. And there ain't no bad guy or monster gonna ever change that: That's what's important. And that's why we'll always be brothers. Oh, I love bein' a turtle."
"Yes. I know. Bring me… the Shredder."
"Buzz Lightyear, you are not worried, are you?"
"Who? Me? No. No, no, no, no, no, no. [pause] Are you?"
"[laughs] Oh, Buzz, what could Andy possibly get that is worse than you?"
"Oh, what is it? What is it? [the puppy barks] Wow! A puppy!"
"[Woody and Buzz smile at each other as they're gonna have to live with Andy's dog after they were nearly attacked by earlier in the movie]"
"You still worried?"
"About Andy? Nah. It'll be fun while it lasts."
"I'm proud of you, cowboy."
"Besides, when it all ends, I'll have old Buzz Lightyear to keep me company. For infinity and beyond."
"(in-credits outtakes) We are so glad you came. Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye, now. Bye, bye-bye. Remember, please discard all candy wrappers and popcorn containers in the nearest trash receptacle. Thank you. Okay, bye-bye, now. Bye-bye, bye. Okay. Are they all gone? Uh, is everybody gone? Huh? Good. Oh my gosh, my cheeks are killing me. I can't keep smiling like this anymore. I am exhausted. I think I need a break. A little break? Okay. Whew."
"So long, partner. Oh hey Buzz, you haven't met Bonnie's toys yet. Hey, come here you're going to love them. Buzz, this is Dolly..."
"(in-credits:) I don't know what came over me."
"Just go with it, Buzz."
"Does this mean Woody's a lost toy?"
"He's not lost, not anymore. To infinity..."
"...and beyond."
"(mid-credits 1) Oh yeah, leave it to us, Jeremiah!"
"(mid-credits 2) Leave that to us."
"We know exactly what to do."
"(mid-credits 3) Do you really have laser eyes?"
"(mid-credits 4) How am I alive?"
"I don't know."
"(post-credits, Pixar logo) Caboom! Yes."
"Alright space rangers, here we go."
"To infinity..."
"(mid-credits) Laser Shield."
"(post-credits) Now, should you prefer a more scenic route, you'll want to head south, past the bromite swamps, a breathtaking sight or so I am told, but if you're in a hurry, this would be your most direct route. Any questions? Hello? Oh."
"(mid-credits:) But wait, wait, wait."
"But who gonna eat my cheese balls, babe?"
"Oh, wow. It's like sunshine in my earholes."
"Wherever they go, and whatever happens to them on the way, in their enchanted place on top of the forest, a little bear will always be waiting."
"And so it is here we shall leave them. And here we shall find them again. For the boy and the bear will always be together in this remarkable place called the Hundred Acre Wood."
"And so another adventure came to a happy ending in the Hundred Acre Wood."
"Now this isn't quite the end of adventure for us? So, don't go away. Our friend, Gopher will be along in the moment to show you how to draw our favorite bear Winnie the Pooh."
"And so another Christmas came and went in the Hundred Acre Wood. It had been a joyous season of giving for all our friends, but especially for a little bear named Winnie the Pooh."
"Look this way, everybody. Closer. Smile!"
"Not bad! But it could've used a few more jingly bells."
"[sees the new sign] "Pooh and Piglet Corner"! [smiles]"
"Yes, Piglet. It's the least we could do...for a very small Piglet who's done such very big things. Thank you, Piglet."
"BBFN: Bye-Bye For Now!"
"You know, we never really did capture a Heffalump that day. It was more like...like Lumpy captured all of us."
"You were right! I love Hallowoon! Hallow-woo...Hallow...Oh, whatever. As long as we're together!"
"...Or is it?"
"Silly old bear."
"(post-credits) Wow! It's amazing what you can find in the woods. A marble! And a boot! And oh, my, that's a scary-lookin' fella. Gosh! Maybe these are his things. You know, I better pick 'em up so they won't get broken. That's the last thing I would want. Whoa! [falls into the pit] Oh, my gosh! Is this a pit? I think I'm in a pit! Hello? Anybody up there? Oh, well. I sure hope that fella will be back soon."
"And thus, the fairy that was searching for her origins learned to believe in herself, and to trust the people she loved. She stayed true to herself, and to what she believed in, and won her greatest battle, saving her kingdom, freeing her people, and reuniting her family, and finally becoming a true guardian fairy. And now written in the Book of Fate, there's a new Company of Light...the Winx!"
"And so, the most strong-willed of all fairies overcame the greatest challenge. She learned to believe in herself and trust the people she loved. She stayed true to what was in her heart and in doing so she saved a kingdom, freed her people, and reunited her long-lost family. And finally, she became a true Guardian Fairy. And now written in the Book of Fate, there's a new Company of Light, called...the Winx!"
"(pre-credits:) And soon we'll loop their stupid little fairy wings right off their bodies!"
"(pre-credits:) And soon we reap their weak little fairy wings right of their bodies!"
"(post-credits:) Ta-da!!!"
"Kiko...Thank you! I'm really dying for an ice cream!"
"So, I'm happy to report, and you'll be happy to hear, I'm taking life one game at a time. Of course, the job hasn't changed, but, news flash, the Nicelanders are being nice to me and that got me thinking about those poor guys left without a game. So here's what we did. We asked them to help us out on the bonus levels. I'm telling you, guys, we haven't been this popular in years, it's crazy. The gamers say we're "retro", which I think means "old but cool". Oh, and I decided that living in the dump wasn't making me feel very good, so I cleaned it up, built myself a little shack and a couple for the new guys, too. Well, with a little help from Felix. Oh, and guess who was the best man at his and Calhoun's wedding, that's right, my friends, old Ham Hands himself. Very elegant affair, you should've seen it, lot of grandeur, and not a single bug. Let's just say, some tears were shed. But I gotta say, the best part about my day is when I get thrown off the roof, because when the Nicelanders lift me up, I get a perfect view of Sugar Rush, and I can see Vanellope racing. The kid's a natural, the players love her, glitch and all, just like I knew they would. Turns out I don't need a medal to tell me I'm a good guy. Because if that little kid likes me, how bad can I be?"
"Come on Felix, let's get to work, buddy."
"(mid-credits:) No, the kitty gets the milkshake. The bunny gets the pancake."
"(post-credits:) Oh no, why would I?! I like you! You guys still sticking around? Alright well, you're welcome to stay, there's not really anymore surprises but you know. Good luck getting that song out of your head it's a real ear wig. Anyway what else uh..."
"Boo! Hiss! We want Darkwing! We want Darkwing! Say it with me! We want Darkwing! What a load of malarkey!"
"Well, rickety biscuit."
"Yay! I missed you so much!"
"What happened to him after that, how, why, I can't even begin to comprehend. I stopped trying to make sense of it a long time ago. But I do know: once, every year, I get to see my friend."
"Just the right amount of cinnamon."
"Whew! Hey, guys. What did I miss? Aaaaaahhhhh--"
"(post-credits:) Me first!"
"Woo-hoo... Oof!"
"Two thousand one boogers on the wall, two thousand and one boogers...Pick one out and flick it off, two thousand and two boogers on the wall. Two thousand and two boogers on the wall, two thousand and two boogers..."
"Raph, Raph, Raph, Raph, Raph, Raph, Raph...!"
"And so it was that we lived our lives. We never saw the wood sprite again. Geppetto aged. Pinocchio didn't. And in time, Geppetto left. One winter morning, Pinocchio found me by the window. I wasn't moving anymore. So he put me in a matchbox and he carries me still with him. Right in his heart. He ventured into the world. And the world I believe, embraced him back. I've not heard of him in quite a while. Will he eventually die? I think so. And maybe that makes him a real boy. What happens, happens. And then, we are gone."
"(in-credits:) Hit it, boys!"
"Holy sh--!"
"No, you guys are the best."
"We just had another call asking to speak with Victor Chouce. You're quite a popular man, Victor. I wonder what all the fuss is about. Don't feel like talking, huh? You will."
"Remember folks, weed can't solve all your problems but tegridy can. Tegridy Weeeed."
"Yeah, well, you see, ManBearPig, eventually, he gonna kill everybody. He just gonna kill you first."
"Yeah, but that all sounds really hard. We have enough water for the summer now. Fuck it. Let's smoke some weed!"
"You're welcome!"
"(mid-credits:) Oh! No, really. Now it's over. So long!"
"D.W., turn that thing off!"
"Take a bow! So long! Bye-bye!"
"Hi, kids. Hope you had fun today. Well, you kids will never believe this, but I could almost swear I saw a cat – a Cat in the Hat, mind you – going down the street with a moss-covered three-handled family gradunza!"
"C'mon, sis. Let's go talk to Mom and Dad."
"There is a story, some kids tell about when the world was ruled by an evil adult. A story about a boy, his dad, a book, and a tree. It's the true story about how I found the book of KND and what I wrote in it. Five words only. We. Are. Kids. Next. Door."
"It's taken me so many years, so many lifetimes, but at last I know where I'm going. Where I've always been going. Home, the long way round."
"Mr. Phillip has wished, and so I shall use my power. With a wave of my hands, I shall say, "au revoir, Eiffel Tower!""
"Oh, I love it, Philip, I love it too bits!"
"We'll be waiting right here."
"Welcome, Christmas, bring your cheer. Cheer to all Whos far and near. Christmas Day is in our grasp, so as long as we have hands to clap, Christmas Day will always be just as long as we have. Welcome, Christmas. While we stand...Heart to heart...and hand to hand."
"The ship is terrible! Not seaworthy! Bunny overboard!"
"Merry Christmas and happy Julianuary, everybody!"
"Two, three four!"
"To sharing secrets with the best friends anyone could ever have!"
"What? It's none of your business!"
"Still, it was mad fun!"
"Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho!"
"So, I guess we have to go home now, huh?"
"You know, Beast Boy, sometimes, even heroes need a vacation."
"Okay, next time, we're going to Mexico. Ow!"
"Above all, do not lament my absence, for in my spark, I know that this is not the end, but merely a new beginning. Simply put, another transformation."
"First one inside gets to give him mouth to mouth!"
"(post-credits:) What? There's no time left? It's the end of the movie? What movie?"
"That night, the stars seemed to shine down on the forest with a special warm glow. Schaeffer wondered if he could have dreamt it all. Surely a star had fallen and spread magic in its path? And one special wish had come true, just now. And then Schaeffer stopped wondering, because he suddenly knew that if Broo had made it to the Evergreen Forest, then he would soon see Sophia and the Raccoons too."
"And to all of you out there, a merry Christmas to you too. Ho, ho, ho."
"And especially, to you."
"Well, looks like everything's back to the right size; eh, Potty? [Potty was nowhere to be seen] Potty? [a giant Potty foot crushes him] Well, kids. I'm a little busy right now, but be sure to come back real soon for more of your old pal Patchy! Ow! And more SpongeBob Squarepants! Potty, will you get off of me?"
"[voiceover] Wow, Patchy sure made a mess of things, didn't he? He's not much of a pirate either, really, come to think of it. [A canon shot is shown.] That's the problem. [A drawing of Blackbeard is shown.] Not like Blackbeard. Whoa, now there was a pirate. [Footage of a Jolly Roger is shown.] Now, Blackbeard [Footage of a ship shooting another ship is shown.] would have been able to get the real A-listers [Footage of pirates fighting is shown] on his TV special. [A different piece of footage of pirates fighting is shown.] Yeah, your Bruce Willises and your Gwyneth Paltrows [Footage of a sailor that looks like Popeye is shown.] and your Ricky Gervaises. [Footage of a monkey dressed like a sailor with giant shoes holding on to a tilted boat is shown] Let's not forget him. He's...brilliant. [A painting of a shanghaiing is shown.] He wouldn't even have to shanghai them. [Footage of a man on a rope is shown] They would have [An image of a pirate and Footage of a Jolly Roger flag is shown] shown up on set...out of respect [An image of a pirate captain about to hit another pirate with a bucket is shown.] and fear. [Footage of a ship shooting is shown] Back then, pirates were serious business. [Footage of a pirate balloon in a parade is shown.] Patchy's kinda [Footage of a sailor dancing around is shown] giving pirates a bad name, really, [Footage of a kid dressed like a pirate is shown.] if I'm being brutally honest. [Footage of a kid picking up gummy bears and putting them in his shirt pocket is shown.] Oh well, thanks for watching, kiddies. And we'll see you at the 20th anniversary. [Footage of a person flipping over an hourglass is shown.] It...that's 10 years from now. Starting now. [The footage fades to black, along with the whole screen, ending the episode.]"
"Well, as of today, I am—"
"This one's for sure going in my scrapbook."
"Ultra Lord's dancing! Hey! Ho! H-hey! H-ho!"
"A kid can dream, can't he?"
"Cindy, wait, no!"
"Yeah... Still, I can't help feeling that we forgot something."
"That's right-- be afraid, be very afraid! And tell all your cold-blooded friends there's plenty more where that came from!"
"Well, the-th-the-th [stuttering like Porky Pig]"
"Cosmo, what's the matter with you?"
"Nothing. It's just really cold in here."
"Maybe we should try a six-week plan next time."
"Neat! I'm string! Yay!"
"Well, it's great to know that everything is fine in the universe."
"DAGNABBIT!"
"Just kidding! AGH! BRAIN FREEZE!"
"I got it! We were in Hoboken!"
"Well, we're boned."
"Because Bender knows love. And love doesn't share itself with the world. Love is suspicious, love is needy, love is fearful, love is greedy. My friends, there is no great love without great jealousy. I love you, meatbags."
"Faster! Faster! Slower!"
"GET OUT OF MY LAB!!!!"
"Boys, boys! Please! This fighting over me has got to stop!"
"My shiny teeth and meeeeee!"
"Okay, give him his brain back."
"Uh, sorry."
"Oh, come on! Seriously?!"
"If you're up for it."
"We're back!"
"Yeah, I guess it would've been!"
"Coming to China, I found so much more than I'd ever hoped for: an amazing uncle, a new friend, and a new Mandarin teacher."
"Bye Ronald, see you next season!"
"All right!"
"We sure do. Nature curiosities, here we come! ONWARD AND YONWARD!"
"Oh, okay right. Yeah, hahahaha. Onward and Nature-Tastic Four-ward! Hey, wait up!"
"(post-credits:) Yeah, this is the spot. Just need as much kelp as I can get, then unleash on the Nature-Tastic Four: The Kelp Creature! [laughs maniacally]"
"Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown!"
"Stupid?! What do you mean "stupid"?! Just wait till next year, Charlie Brown! You'll see! Next year at this same time, I'll find a pumpkin patch that is *real* sincere and I'll sit in that pumpkin patch until the Great Pumpkin appears. He'll rise out of that pumpkin patch and he'll fly through the air with his bag of toys. The Great Pumpkin will appear and I'll be waiting for him! I'll be there! I'll be sitting there in that pumpkin patch...and I'll see the Great Pumpkin. Just wait and see, Charlie Brown. I'll see that Great Pumpkin. I'll See the Great Pumpkin! Just you wait, Charlie Brown. The Great Pumpkin will appear, and I'll be waiting for him...!"
"My grandmother lives in a condominium."
"Ah...the Easter Beagle..."
"To read Crime and Punishment by Dostoevsky. Happy New Year, Charlie Brown."
"Charlie Brown, get your stupid dog to stop playing this music!"
"Aaron's heart was filled with joy and love. And he knew at last that the hate he had carried there was wrong. As ALL hatred will ever be wrong. For more powerful, more beautiful by far than all the eons of sadness and cruelty and desolation which had come before, was that one tiny, crystalline second of laughter. Blessed are the pure in heart, for they shall see God."
"I'll be back on Christmas Day!"
"Happy Easter Day!"
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"
"I dreamed unhappy things!"
"And frosty, too!"
"And may it be shiny, too!"
"Let's all have a happy Easter!"
"And so, the folks of Beansboro got their winter carnival after all. A tradition was saved. Summer Wheeze was permanently canned, and Mr. Twitchell decided to make sleds instead of trouble. He should have known he was no match for Mother Nature, or a little girl like Holly. Next stop: Winnipeg. Nice town, plenty of parking space, and lots of cocoa."
"Emily was delighted. That night, the engines talked about steamies, diesels, and airplanes, and they all agreed that Tidmouth sheds was the best place to be."
"But we're all leaders of the track!"
"And he couldn't have been happier!"
"Sodor will always be your home, too, Hiro."
"I know, Thomas. Thank you."
"And everyone giggled and jiggled."
"(post-credits:) You'll be laughing on the other side of your boilers soon, silly steamies! [evil laugh, until Pinchy interrupts] Yes..."
"And the two best friends giggled and jiggled with joy."
"And no engine whistled louder than Thomas and Luke!"
"(in-credits:) It's me!"
"Knights in Shining Armor, on your mark, get set, go!"
"Percy was sad to say goodbye to his new friend, but he was happy that he had his old friends beside him."
"But I'm not Mr. Coffee Pot, my name is Glynn."
"One, two, three!"
"Good idea! You are clever. Sometimes."
"(in-credits:) Over here! I'm full of surprises...!"
"What did I miss?"
"No worry! Take your time! Yum, yum!"
"And Piglet, too!"
"Come on, everybody! Bounce!"
"Of course you are. Silly old bear."
"And so, with just a little bit of help from a very good friend, Piglet was quite alright that Hallowasn't night. And he was quite alright for several nights thereafter. As we will be too. For as long as we remember that somewhere there's a forest, and bear named Winnie the Pooh."
"And so it was the most thankful day of Thanksgiving, for of all the things we've had or ever liked, the grandest thing we shall ever have is one another...or so it was said, by a bear named Winnie the Pooh."
"And so as winter changes into spring, which changes into summer, there are things which go on forever unchanging, such as the way a certain boy cares for a certain bear. And we will know for as long as we care to remember, that somewhere in that enchanted place, on top of the forest...a boy and his bear...will always be playing."
"Well, thank you Christopher Robin! Thank you for taking the time to teach my friends and me how to rhyme! I know what rhymes with me; You!"
"Yeah, 'cause you're the number one counter in the whole Hundred Acre Wood!"
"And that is how Pooh and his friends found that things come in all shapes and all sizes. once not so very long ago, in a remarkable place called the Hundred Acre Wood."
"And that is how Pooh and his friends found that opposites are all around them all the time. If you look around you'll find them all around you too. And now we reach the end of our wonderful word adventure which is also the end of our story which is the opposite of a beginning. But anytime you'd like to come back to this most enchanted place we shall happily begin again."
"I am a fairy!!!"
"The Trix took the Dragon Flame!"
"I don't know, but I guess we'll find out...together."
"Get over here!"
"No, because I have everything I could ever want...right here."
"Christian."
"And lived happily ever after. At least for now. Hey, I'm only a freshman!"
"Dad, I want to work with Mom."
"Let's take a picture of the whole team. The original peaches! Hey, come on, come on. Okay."
"(in-credits:) Yesterday or tomorrow, that might be a ball but today, it was a strike!"
"Only because you got caught."
"The mystic chords of memory, who swell and again touched as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature."
"There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing."
"Hail to the King, Baby!"
"Our mission was called "a successful failure," in that we returned safely but never made it to the moon. In the following months, it was determined that a damaged coil built inside the oxygen tank sparked during our cryo stir and caused the explosion that crippled the Odyssey. It was a minor defect that occurred two years before I was even named the flight's commander. Fred Haise was going back to the moon on Apollo 18, but his mission was cancelled because of budget cuts; he never flew in space again. Nor did Jack Swigert, who left the astronaut corps and was elected to Congress from the state of Colorado. But he died of cancer before he was able to take office. Ken Mattingly orbited the moon as Command Module Pilot of Apollo 16, and flew the Space Shuttle, having never gotten the measles. Gene Kranz retired as Director of Flight Operations just not long ago. And many other members of Mission Control have gone on to other things, but some are still there. As for me, the seven extraordinary days of Apollo 13 were my last in space. I watched other men walk on the moon, and return safely, all from the confines of Mission Control and our house in Houston. I sometimes catch myself looking up at the moon, remembering the changes of fortune in our long voyage, thinking of the thousands of people who worked to bring the three of us home. I look up at the moon, and wonder, when will we be going back, and who will that be?"
"Hey Baby, you know it's funny. Even though I heard it so many times in the court case, I still can't get used to the fact that your real name is Miles. It's a cool name though. I can think of a lot of great Miles songs. But we still have to get through all those Baby songs first. I can't wait until the day when it's just us, music and the road. See you later Baby. All my love, Debora."
"Okay, That's a wrap! You're out of here, Sly!"
"If they think I'm doing the sequel for less than 20 mil, they're nuts!"
"I'm here to see my gynecologist."
"Did you do that? Very good work. Let me ask you, how do you get them down so small? Hey look, there goes Elvis, yo king! Well, guess I am next. I have an appointment with GQ in half an hour. They have been trying to get me for weeks. Some underwear thing or something. Hey, what is going on here? Hey, stop it, WHOA! Hey, This might be a good look for me."
"Yo, Little Mash, show me the "Nutcracker"."
"You know, I wouldn't bother..."
"(in-credits:) And that, my darlings, is a wrap."
"You think he's horny? Come here."
"Oh, my God! No! No! Please don't take off! Please! Al! Al! No! No! [screaming] Help!"
"Are they dead?"
"No, sir, they're asleep."
"Give me peace."
"Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are and you see us as you want to see us: In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain..."
"...and an athlete..."
"...and a basket case..."
"...a princess..."
"...and a criminal."
"Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club."
"Yeah, sure you are."
"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
"The town will never be the same. After the Tangiers, the big corporations took it all over. Today it looks like Disneyland. And while the kids play cardboard pirates, Mommy and Daddy drop the house payments and Junior's college money on the poker slots. In the old days, dealers knew your name, what you drank, what you played. Today, it's like checkin' into an airport. And if you order room service, you're lucky if you get it by Thursday. Today, it's all gone. You get a whale show up with four million in a suitcase, and some twenty-five-year-old hotel school kid is gonna want his Social Security Number. After the Teamsters got knocked out of the box, the corporations tore down practically every one of the old casinos. And where did the money come from to rebuild the pyramids? Junk bonds. But in the end, I wound up right back where I started. I could still pick winners, and I could still make money for all kinds of people back home. And why mess up a good thing? And that's that."
"Not bad for my first party."
"Couldn't have been better."
"It ain't over yet. Boys!"
"Thank you."
"Don't ever call me again."
"In the end, Charlie Bucket won a chocolate factory. But Willy Wonka had something even better, a family. And one thing was absolutely certain - life had never been sweeter."
"(in-credits:) Thanks for noticing me."
"Yeah-heh-heh! We did it, everybody! Oh-ho-ho... YEAH!!!"
"And so Kit and Ella were married. And I can tell you, as her fairy godmother, that they were counted to be the fairest and kindest rulers the kingdom had known. And Ella continued to see the world not as it is, but as it could be, if only you believe in courage, and kindness, and occasionally, just a little bit...of magic."
"For a moment there, I thought we were in trouble."
"Throw that junk in!"
"Let's go home. Ah!"
"It's got friends."
"And, in an ordinary barn, an ordinary pig, a runt no less, stood surrounded by friends, welcoming his second spring. And that spring was followed by many, many more. All because someone stopped to see the grace and beauty and nobility of the humblest creature. That is the miracle of friendship. It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer. Charlotte was both."
"I guess you could say that when Tom and I left Midland we had a mess of theories about how to raise children. We still have a mess of children, but no theories. Sure, 12 is still our number. It's the number of months my book was on the bestseller list. It's the number of job offers Tom turned down before we found one close to home. And each day it's the number of times I'm thankful there's such a thing as family."
"Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."
"Aw, memories."
"We will enjoy them."
"I'll tell you one thing about the universe, though. The universe is a pretty big place. It's bigger than anything anyone has ever dreamed of before. So if it's just us...seems like an awful waste of space. Right?"
"What is going on?! Don't you people have any respect?!"
"Are you ready to go?"
"I'm everyone - and no one. Everywhere - nowhere. Call me...Darkman."
"Joe... It's over, honey. Come on, come home."
"Yeah! There's nothing like the holidays. Who wants the gizzard?!"
"Too late! That'll be mine!"
"All right! Yeah!"
"All right, Miss Buttercup! It's time to wrap this mutha up!"
"Come on, Things! Let's go! What's on my schedule for tomorrow? What do you say we go on vacation? How 'bout Hawaii? I like Hawaii. I should warn you, there are certain places that don't allow certain Things. Oh, Things are complicated."
"Yeah, Dad."
"Welcome to the Endangered Species list, you bastard."
"You looked wonderful out there."
"Where is the babysitter?"
"(mid-credits:) Yeah, that's true. Hey about Vegas this weekend? You got any money left?"
"And that, my friends, is the story of how aliens attacked our sleepy little town. And to this day, people refuse to believe the truth about what happened. They would lead you to believe that I would embellish this story, that I would make it up, but we know the truth. Oh yeah, uh, two, two things I forgot to tell you. One, they never did get that probe near me. And two, as far as Chris McCormick reopening the gold mines and putting everyone back to work... Well that, my friends, is another story altogether. [smiles, revealing his gold tooth]"
"Oh, no, not again."
"Now it's back to the real world all of you I must send. For I've only two words left and they are: The End."
"I absolutely love Christmas."
"I'll be right here."
"Hell, it's Saturday morning. Don't tell me you kids don't enjoy a good cartoon!"
"Okay. [Sean and Eve hug and kiss]"
"You can't let fear keep you from caring about someone, because caring about someone is wonderful. A person you can think about, and they think about you, and you both know you're thinking about each other. And it's...It's fantastic to know that there's somebody out there in the world thinking about you."
"(in-credits:) Let go of my legs! I gotta help these people. Why, look at that guy. Ooh, look at his - Yeah, you can't tell me he doesn't need my help. Check out that lady over there. Do I detect tears? Eh, you in the back! Where are you goin'? It's not over! You gotta watch the end credits."
"Yep. I've said it before and I'll say it again. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
"(post-credits:) You're still here? It's over. Go home. Go."
"You met me at a very strange time in my life."
"WILMAAAA!!!!"
"Ladies and gentleman, I now present to you Mr. and Mrs. Flintstone."
"When we get to the hotel, I don't care what you say. I'm not sharing a room with him. Look at him, he's gross, he bounces all the time, he squeaks, he phase-shifts, I mean he's a Quasi-plasmoid. If it's hot in Hawaii, I hope he melts."
"Of course; you're Dorothy Harris, and I'm Forrest Gump."
"No, no, no, really. It's easy for me. I'll just make a phone call. Make it easy for you."
"My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive in one piece and short. I'm in a world of shit...yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid."
"George just lucky, I guess."
"(in-credits:) Wait a moment! Wait, wait, wait! Don't you want to know what happened to me?"
"(post-credits:) Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the king of the jungle."
"George, Watch out for that..."
"(mid-credits:) Oh, dear. Sorry!"
"(post-credits:) Well, It's very nice to meet you."
"Well, I guess there's only way thing left to say: Huh. Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?"
"And that's the hardest part. Today everything is different; there's no action...have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent food - right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce, and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody...get to live the rest of my life like a schnook."
"Bye, Willy. Thanks."
"A womp bam boom!"
"The certainest. Yeah, I like that. I'd love to kiss you again."
"It's beautiful! Let's live it here. [they kiss] We'll rent to start."
"Of course you can...My fair princess."
"Go on. Get out of here. I mean it, Herbie."
"I'm sorry, Emily, I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light the candle."
"(in-credits:) Yeah. Wow."
"You do this."
"I guess you have to fill the rest of the holes yourself."
"Not anymore."
"Oh, no. To live...to live would be an awfully big adventure."
"Mom and dad realized they liked Florida just as much as I did, and they decided to stay here and make this our home...for good. After all the bad publicity, the pancake company couldn't back off the promises made that day by Mother Paula. They ended up donating the land as a wildlife preserve. The owls are still there, and you could see them if they're real quiet. Beatrice and I became best of friends and I never missed a soccer game, attendance was mandatory. Then there's Dana Matherson, who finally met someone who was bigger and meaner than he was. Officer Delinko was promoted to his dream job as a detective and got his first unmarked patrol car. Two days later, he accidentally backed it off a fishing pier. While serving his ninety days of community service Chuck Muckle was hit in the head by a falling coconut. The judge gave him another thirty days for lying down on the job. Curly Brannit quit his job at Mother Paula's, today, he brags that his life has gone to the dogs. Last, but not least, is Mullet Fingers. Well, whenever he wants to get together, he has his own secret way of letting me know. And Florida had its own way of keeping us real busy."
"Bad kitty! Use the litter box!"
"In our new home."
"See you, mom. Yeah, let's go. See you out of here. We made it."
"I will always hear you."
"This is high school, Detective Cruz. What is a friend, anyway?"
"That's my dad! That's my dad!"
"(post-credits:) What did you get me?"
"That's all, blokes!"
"Thanks a lot! [whoops] Hey! Hey, Mr. Miyagi! We did it, we did it! All right! [whoops victoriously]"
"We did it! We did it!"
"(in Chinese) Finish him!"
"Oh no, It wasn't the planes. It was beauty killed the beast."
"It wasn't the planes. It was beauty killed the beast."
"You look terrific."
"I do, father."
"RICHIE...!!!"
"Passing the torch is a right of passage that can take many forms. But perhaps the least known and most surprising is the passing of a spyglass. Dear reader, there are people in the world who know no misery and woe. And they take comfort in cheerful films about twittering birds and giggling elves. There are people who know that there's always a mystery to be solved. And they take comfort in researching and writing down and important evidence. But this story is not about such people. This story is about the Baudelaires. And they are the sort of people who know that there's always something. Something to invent, something to read, something to bite, and something to do, to make a sanctuary, no matter how small. And for this reason, I am happy to say, the Baudelaires were very fortunate indeed."
"Nothing can stop the Claw!"
"(in-credits:) Oh no. They're on to me!"
"Hey! How's it going?"
"Goodbye, Mary Poppins. Don't stay away too long."
"Call me Ishmael. Some years ago, never mind how long, precisely having..."
"Play "The Garden of Love"."
"Now, where was I?"
"Dear, Charlie. I've always been more comfortable writing song lyrics than actual sentences. There's no way I can articulate what you've meant to me. Since that moment we first saw each other, or the joy you've brought me since I first saw you outside my window. Even though our time together was short, the stars have been burning for every moment of it. And the light from those moments will be shining down for the next thousand years. I hope that somehow I'll be able to look down and see you, Charlie, and all of the incredible moments just waiting for you out there. And if you need me, all you have to do is look up. And remember...I love you."
"Here you go. Knock yourself out. Oh. No good, huh? Otis, more curry. OK. Try this one. Huh? It's mozzarella and herring. You can taste the herring, right? I've got an idea for a caviar-brie swirl and peanut butter and jelly for kids. But I really want to talk about marketing. You should be our spokesperson. I know some people who've used a mouse as a spokesperson. You see, I want to turn this into the string cheese factory of tomorrow..."
"Damn, these things are fast! I'm okay! I'm okay!"
""Dear Mrs. Doubtfire, two months ago, my mom and dad decided to separate. Now they live in different houses. My brother Andrew says that we aren't to be a family anymore. Is this true? Did I lose my family? Is there anything I can do to get my parents back together? Sincerely, Katie McCormick." Oh, my dear Katie. You know, some parents, when they're angry, they get along much better when they don't live together. They don't fight all the time, and they can become better people, and much better mummies and daddies for you. And sometimes they get back together. And sometimes they don't, dear. And if they don't, don't blame yourself. Just because they don't love each other anymore, doesn't mean that they don't love you. There are all sorts of different families, Katie. Some families have one mommy, some families have one daddy, or two families. And some children live with their uncle or aunt. Some live with their grandparents, and some children live with foster parents. And some live in separate homes, in separate neighborhoods, in different areas of the country - and they may not see each other for days, or weeks, months...even years at a time. But if there's love, dear...those are the ties that bind, and you'll have a family in your heart, forever. All my love to you, poppet, you're going to be all right...bye-bye."
"Old Skip was 11, and feeble with arthritis, but he never lost that old devilish look in his eye. He made my room his own. Came across an old photo of him not long ago. His little face, with the long snout sniffing at something in the air. His tail was straight out, pointing. Eyes were flashing in some momentary excitement. He always loved to be rubbed on the back of his neck. And when I did it, he'd yawn and he'd stretch, reach out to me with his paws, as if he was trying to embrace me. I recieved a transatlantic call one day. "Skip died," Daddy said. He and my mama wrapped him in my baseball jacket. "They buried him out under our elm tree," they said. That wasn't totally true. For he really lay buried in my heart."
"And I get to tend the rabbits..."
"Roger, darling. I've got the most wonderful news."
"S-P-O-T-S!"
"It's gonna be my pleasure serving with you."
"It's the only kind he knows."
"Come on, Dottie. Let's go."
"Let's go? Don't you want to see the rest of the movie?"
"I don't have to see it, Dottie. I lived it."
"And remember, you're supposed to be invisible!"
"The body of Mrs. Arthur Appleyard, Principal of Appleyard College, was found at the base of Hanging Rock on Friday 27 March 1900. Although the exact circumstances of her death are not known, it is believed she fell while attempting to climb the rock. The search for the missing school girls and their governess continued spasmodically for the next few years without success. To this day their disappearance remains a mystery."
"So, in the end, Pinocchio did prove himself brave, honest and unselfish. And since then, many stories have been told about him. People say he was transformed into an honest-to-goodness real boy. Did that actually happen? Who knows? But I do know one thing for sure. In his heart, Pinocchio is as real as any real boy could ever be."
"Hey, kids. Daddy's home."
"Honey, I'd like you to meet a friend of mine."
"Hello, Mr. Griffith."
"Hello, Mrs. Page."
"(post-credits): Is this who? The winner? Oh, there's three."
"You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled."
"As you wish."
"I hear him. I hear him. I hear you! Josh...?!"
"I'll see you later."
"Hey, how will you know where I am?"
"I'll know."
"Walking towards that stage, I felt like I was floating. My heart was beating so fast. I didn't really understand why I was getting a medal. It's not like blew up the Death Star. All I did was get through fifth grade, just like everyone else here."
"Congrats. Here, here you go...that's for you."
"Then again, maybe that's kind of the point. Maybe the truth is, I’m really not so ordinary. Maybe if we knew what other people were thinking we'd know that no one’s ordinary, and we all deserve a standing ovation at least once in our lives. My friends do. My teachers do. My sister does for always being there for me. My dad does for always making us laugh. And my mom does the most, for never giving up, on anything. Especially, me. It's like that last precept Mr. Browne gave us. Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle. And if you really want to see what people are, all you have to do is look."
"Thank you, Commandant Lassard, Chief Hurst, Madam Mayor, Mr. President, His Holiness The Pope, The King of Norway, and our other honored guests.""
"It's sad, when a mother has to speak the words that condemn her own son. But I couldn't allow them to believe that I would commit murder. They'll put him away now, as I should have years ago. He was always bad, and in the end he intended to tell them I killed those girls and that man...as if I could do anything but just sit and stare, like one of his stuffed birds. They know I can't move a finger, and I won't. I'll just sit here and be quiet, just in case they do... suspect me. They're probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I'm not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching...they'll see. They'll see and they'll know, and they'll say, "Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly...""
"He has friends."
"FREEZE! Drop the fucking gun, buddy. Put the gun down! Don't do it! Drop the gun man! Don't do it! Drop the fucking gun. We're gonna fucking blow you away!"
"All right. Friends, man."
"What was that?"
"Do you want to have sex again?"
"Hell of a day."
"I love New York."
"So in the end, my girlfriend became my arch enemy, my arch enemy became my best friend, and my best friend became my girlfriend. But, hey, that's high school."
"I hope we don't hit an iceberg."
"Oh no, you don't. No second best animal friends allowed in my room. Wait, what are you doing? Stay away from me. Stop it. I'm warning you, I've got nunchucks. Hey, stop. Okay, you can stay."
"(pre-credits:) My grasp on sanity remains absolute. Isn't that right, Agent Stone? Why don't you get a head start. Do some Rockconnaissance. Rockconnaissance. Come on, that's hilarious. What's the matter with you?! Here's the sitch. Uninhabited planet. No resources. No supplies. No apparent way home. A lesser man would die here. I'll be home by Christmas. Rockconnaissance! [cackles maniacally] Come on, cheer up!"
"(mid-credits:) If these readings are accurate, he's here. I found him! I just hope I'm not too late."
"Can't forget this."
"(mid-credits:) My god...Project Shadow."
"All right, boys, try and keep up."
"(mid-credits:) What? Who are you?"
"Tomorrow? Uh... tomorrow I promised I would spend with my sister, but uh... what are your plans for every day after that?"
"What is this sin, my children?"
"All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up."
"I believe."
"(post-credits:) The Super Koopa Cousins!"
"You were marvelous...and I never want to see any of you again. I might as well...they're the last roses I'll ever see. Vous!"
"Well, [sniffles] good-bye, Virgin Alarm."
"Vanity, definitely my favorite sin."
"I'm listening..."
"One cannot choose, but wonder. You see, he's all the time in the world."
"Godspeed, my fine lad. Godspeed."
"I'll tell you later."
"(in-credits): Hitman! You're fast, but I'm faster."
"Hey! Thanks, Dad! Ohh! Son of a...! That's gonna leave a mark."
"Hey Jo and Bill, check out that sky!"
"You know what? I think we've seen enough. [turns and kisses Bill]"
"And so, we've come to the happy end of our story. But it's time for all of us to go home...just like Thomas."
"That's funny, Chanice. See what I put up with? And don't drive fast. I'm not fixing any more tickets for you."
"(post-credits:) Wake up! [air horn honking] Ha ha ha ha!"
"They say they built the train tracks over the Alps before there was a train that could make the trip. They built it anyway. They knew one day the train would come. Any arbitrary turning along the way, and I would be elsewhere. I would be different. What are four walls, anyway? They are what they contain. The house protects the dreamer. Unthinkably good things can happen, even late in the game. It's such a surprise."
"After that my guess is that you will never hear from him again. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that...he's gone."
"Don't go. I'll eat you up, I love you so."
"Okay, m-m-m-m-m-move along. Th-Th-there's nothing else to see. Th-That's all, folks! Hmm. I like the sound of that. Th-Th-Th-Th-That's all, folks!"
"Actually I do, Artie."
"Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted."
"What happened?"
"He lived happily ever after."
"Oh, but anyway, Toto, we're home. Home! And this is my room, and you're all here. And I'm not gonna leave here ever, ever again, because I love you all, and - Oh, Auntie Em, there's no place like home."
"So I had planned to marry Peter, but...I married Jack instead. Thank goodness my father was right. Life doesn't always turn out the way you plan. But Jack...Jack gave me the perfect gift: a stamp in my passport. He took me to Florence for our honeymoon. I guess you might say he gave me the world. Peter once asked me when it was that I fell in love with Jack. And I told him, "It was while you were sleeping.""
"Okay. You can go."
"You still got your Izod?"
"Final report of the commercial starship Nostromo, third officer reporting. The other members of the crew - Kane, Lambert, Parker, Brett, Ash, and Captain Dallas - are dead. Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off. [to Jonesy] Come on, cat."
"I-ffirmative."
"Ash, Captain Dallas are dead. Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off."
"I don't know. I'm a stranger here myself."
"Final report of the vessel Prometheus. The ship and her entire crew are gone. If you're receiving this transmission, make no attempt to come to its point of origin. There is only death here now, and I'm leaving it behind. It is New Year's Day, the year of our Lord, 2094. My name is Elisabeth Shaw, last survivor of the Prometheus. And I am still searching."
"This is colony ship Covenant, reporting. All crew members apart from Daniels and Tennessee tragically perished in a solar flare incident. All colonists in hypersleep remain intact and undisturbed. On course for Origae-6. Hopefully this transmission will reach the network, and be relayed in 1.36 years. This is Walter, signing off. Security code, 31564-F."
"You should leave him alone!"
"There's no place like home."
"Now I'm gonna say it... ALVIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"(post-credits:) Okay, guys. Come on. Let's try it again. Here we go and sing. Come on. Sing for your Uncle Ian. Come on, sing. Why won't you sing? I said sing. Sing."
"Okay! this one's for Dave. Everybody, shake what your mama gave ya!"
"(mid-credits:) Ooh... suddenly, I got really, really tired. Night, Dave!"
"ALVIIIIIIIIIINNN!!!!"
"(mid-credits 2:) Good start, gentlemen. Only 10 more rows of bleachers to go. Let's do it."
"(post-credits:) All right, guys. All right. All right. All right, I'm out. I'm out. Is this necessary? Come on. Is that necessary? Is that...At least let me go back and get my purse."
"(mid-credits:) AAAALLLLVVVVIIIINNNN!!!!!!"
"AAAALLLLVIIIIIIIINNNNN!!!!"
"(mid-credits:) Oh, come on! Come on. What are you gonna do, carry me out? Really? Okay, you are gonna carry me out. Okay! Okay, this is fine! I've been looking to relax all day! I'm like Cleopatra! Floating away! I'm gonna chillax!"
"I'm gonna get you Austin Powers! It's frickin' freezing in here, Mr. Bigglesworth."
"(mid-credits:) What say, you, we go out on the town and swing, baby? Yeah!"
"Just a little prick. It's a flu shot. You've been in the coldness of space, I don't want you to get sick. It's one thing to attack me, it's quite another to attack my Mini-Me. I'm gonna get you Austin Powers, I'm gonna get you. [laughs evilly]"
"(mid-credits:) Paging Dr. Freud."
"(post-credits:) Hello, out there! Is the movie over? I'm still down here, and I'm still in quite a lot of pain. Maybe someone in the lobby could call an ambulance. Oh! The pain is really quite severe. I fashioned a makeshift splint. Here goes nothing! [screams and falls to the ground]"
"I'm gonna get you, Austin Powers! [laughs evilly and dances like Michael Jackson]"
"(mid-credits:) Ladies and gentleman, Mr. Burt Bacharach"
"Well, uh, I guess this is my last video log. Because whatever happens tonight. Either way I'm... I'm not gonna be comin' back to this place. Well, I guess I better go. I don't wanna be late for my own party. It's my birthday, after all. This is Jake Sully signin' off."
"I see now. I can't save my family by running. This is our home. This is our fortress. This is where we make our stand."
"That'll do, Pig. That'll do."
"(post-credits:) Thank you for staying until the end. Bye-bye."
"Thank you, Barney, I love you."
"Our job is finished."
"I thought champagne would be in order ma'am."
"Hi, Alfred."
"Mr. Wayne told me to tell you that he might be a bit late."
"I'm not a bit surprised."
"Come what may. Merry Christmas, Master Bruce."
"Merry Christmas, Alfred. Good will toward men...and women."
"Your secret is safe. He's definitely a wacko."
"Wacko. Is that a technical term? [Chase laughs] Listen, I won't be needing this anymore. Thank you for giving me a new dream. [Chase kisses Bruce]"
"Don't work too late."
"We're going to need a bigger cave."
"And you'll never have to."
"Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight."
"Si, Fernet Branca, per cortesia."
"Hey Doc, we'd better back up. There's not enough road to get to 88."
"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads."
"Doc! Doc? Doc? Oh, fantastic."
"Hey Doc! Where are you going now? Back to the future?"
"Nope. Already been there."
"They do get better."
"Very good, very good."
"And so, it wasn't so much the song that made a difference. It was everyone playing together...and it worked."
"(post-credits): Nurse!"
"Of all the Lanterns who have ever worn the ring, there was one whose light shined brightest. At first his humanity was thought to be a weakness, and yet it proved to be his greatest strength."
"Glad to be here, Lois."
"Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, the bells are ringing. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding."
"You should shut it down, or my friends and I will do it for you."
"I used to want to save the world. To end war and bring peace to mankind; but then I glimpsed the darkness that lives within their light. I learnt that inside every one of them there will always be both. The choice each must make for themselves — something no hero will ever defeat. And now I know... that only love can truly save the world. So now I stay, I fight, and I give — for the world I know can be. This is my mission now. Forever."
"No, I have too much to live for and more important things to do. We have to level the playing field, Mr. Wilson. To put it plainly, shouldn't we have a league of our own?"
"Sure. But first, you gotta tell me how to find him."
"Uh...well, that's not THAT cool."
"Are you dummies still sitting there? Fine! Since you stuck it out this long, I'll tell you a super-duper secret secret, which you can't tell anyone! Okay. Did you know that Batman f..."
"Just to save the fucking world, that’s all."
"It's been a while since anyone's made the world this nervous. Black Adam. We should talk."
"Oh, I'm gonna get that little kid!"
"He's a menace!"
"See ya later! I can feel it in my bones! Ha! See ya!"
"I'd like that."
"Since this is my first autobiography, I might not have gotten everything right. The events are true, the feelings are genuine, and my memoirs are finished. But I might have forgotten what everyone was wearing."
"Because it always is."
"Oh, sure. She's just hanging around somewhere."
"Oh, boy..."
"Let's kick it!"
"(extended ending:) And...go."
"I'm sure we can work something out."
"Mark it...play back!"
"Oh... [laughs] I was having so much fun, I almost forgot. You didn't think this was the end of the story, did you?"
"What? You didn't think this was the end of the story, did you?"
"Hey, last one over the bridge..."
"...Is a ROTTEN APPLE!!!"
"Yeah! Whoo! That's what I'm talkin' about! Whoo!"
"(post-credits:) I might even make you a creme brulee."
"Go, Twitches! Go, Twitches! It's our birthday! It's our birthday!"
"No. Here's to right now."
"Go, Twitches! Go, Twitches! Go, Twitches! Go, Twitches! Go, Twitches!"
"Thank you! Whoo!"
"So, things went back to normal. Or, at least as normal as the life of a high school crime fighter can be. It took some time and a mega amount of coding, but we stabilized Athena, flushed out Drakken's evil programming, and saved the good in her. Together, we formed a martial arts club, and now everyone at Middleton High wants to join. Well, almost everyone. And as for me, learning to be a better friend...Made me a better hero."
"(in-credits:) Okay. My new evil master plan to take down Kim Possible will be my tightest yet!"
"I just hope our new guitar player can keep up."
"Viva la reina Rosalinda!"
"Pretty soon, everyone forgot about the Sage way. That's the old way. The new way is to let kids be themselves. After all, everybody has their something. And letting everybody be the most of their something they can be? That's the real magic."
"Zander, this is Puppy."
"I'm going to space! I'm going to space!"
"Aww, what a sweet, happy ending. Everybody got what they wanted. But getting what you want can be dangerous... Especially when you mess with the fabric of time. You didn't think that was the end of this story, did you?"
"If we are, I hope we never wake up."
"As the carolers sang, I knew that no matter where our journeys led us, we would always have in our hearts, the comforts of that evening, the love of our families, and the everlasting nature of true friendship."
"My mum's favorite part was the very end of the story. "And it was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, 'God bless Us, Every One!"'"
"Now, no matter what life had in store, I was ready."
"Mesa Grande Elementary will have an art program this year!"
"And so, they all lived happily ever after."
"I love you. I can't wish for anything more."
"Feels strange to be going home, doesn't it?"
"I'm not going home. Not really."
"There's no Hogwarts without you, Hagrid."
"This came with it."
"How fast does it go, Harry?"
"(post-credits:) Mischief managed. Nox."
"Yeah. Every week."
"Something worth fighting for."
"I never realized how beautiful this place was."
"I want to bury him. Properly, without magic."
"So yeah. It was...very...it was a very good ten years."
"After all this time?"
"I love this town! Ha ha!"
"(in-credits:) I wanna go with them, in their car."
"No, I believe it's one of the Fettuccinis."
"(in-credits:) Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters! [cheering continues]"
"You forgot about me."
"You try living in a book for a while, Papa."
"(in-credits:) Hiya! Look at my candle."
"(post-credits:) Slappy Halloween. [cackles]"
"Dr. Lecter? Dr. Lecter? Dr. Lecter? Dr. Lecter?"
"Kevin! What did you do to my room?!"
"KEVIN!!! YOU SPENT $967 ON ROOM SERVICE?!?!"
"We are gonna kick some serious alien ass."
"Well, I know what I've got here. Come on. I'll buy you a drink. You know, a drink?"
"Thanks, Ox."
"A happy ending. What could be better than true love? Ooh, cute little bug. Wait up, fraulein. Did you know I speak German? Fahrvergnugen, baby."
"(mid-credits:) Hey, thanks for watching my movie. Yeah, my movie, even though we called it Inspector Gadget. I know you all are wondering; Things with the Volkswagen are workin' out real good. We got married in Las Vegas, in a drive-through Chapel. We're expecting a little subcompact any day now, thinking of calling him "The Love Bug", which is in no way a plug for my employer, The Walt Disney Company. Although, when our little one is old enough, I'm sure his first words will be, "I'm going to Disneyland!" But don't any of you leave for theme parks just yet. All these fine people made me look good."
"(post-credits:) Wow! You made it through the credits, and we didn't offer you anything for free! Movie audiences are the best audiences in the world. Now, get out, go home, leave, vamoose. You got to go. I am tired. Please go home, go home, go home, go home. Good night, Riverton!"
"Throw us your line."
"I'll show you."
"Oh, no, you don't. This is not time to be rescued."
"It will be a pleasure sir."
"Four, three, two."
"It's no hurry, really. All the time in the world."
"James, how do we get those diamonds down again?"
"Just being disarming, darling."
"Goodnight, sir."
"Keeping the British end up, sir."
"Bond, Bond, Bond!"
"Oh, James."
"So, why don't you ask me?"
"Darling, what could possibly go wrong, okay?"
"Let's stay undercover."
"I thought Christmas only comes once a year."
"Especially, when your bad."
"The names Bond. James Bond."
"I never left."
"With pleasure, M. With pleasure."
"There's just one thing I need."
"I'm going to tell you a story...about a man. His name is Bond, James Bond."
"I can't imagine why."
"Sure they did."
"There they were, all hundred of them!"
"What's that noise?"
"Walter, what?"
"Smoldering."
"I don't know if we already agreed on that."
"(mid-credits:) It looks like it's broken. Maybe you shouldn't touch it."
"It is absolutely imperative that we work with the Costa Rican Department of Biological Preserves to establish a set of rules for the preservation and isolation of that island. These creatures require our absence to survive, not our help. And if we could only step aside and trust in nature, life will find a way."
"Probably stick together, for survival."
"Welcome to Jurassic World."
"Life on Earth has existed for hundreds of millions of years. And dinosaurs were only a part of that, and we're an even smaller part of that. They really put us in perspective. The idea that life on Earth existed 65 million years ago...it's humbling. We act like we’re alone here, but we're not. We're part of a fragile system made up of all living things. If we're going to survive, we'll have to trust each other, depend on each other, coexist."
"I'm here to talk to you about the Avenger Initiative."
"Who's "we"?"
"Sir, we found it."
"Well, I guess that's worth a look."
"Yeah. Yeah, I just...I had a date."
"To challenge them...is to court...death."
"I'm 14-years-old, and I still had a nanny. That was weird."
"One down, five to go."
"There is nothing more horrifying...than a miracle."
"What do you let it lick you like that for? Gross. Yeah! But it burns going down."
"Fine, I'll do it myself."
"It's about damn time."
"Hey, can you shut the door?"
"Because I see at long last what's wrong with the world. Too many sorcerers."
"Hey, fellas! Hey, wait, where are you going? Hey, you were supposed to be my lift home! How will I get out of here? Hey! Oh, gee, I've got so many more stories to tell! Oh, guys! Oh, gee!"
"Hi, I'm Captain America. Here to talk to you about one of the most valuable traits a student or soldier can have. Patience. Sometimes, patience is the key to victory. Sometimes, it leads to very little, and it seems like it's not worth it, and you wonder why you waited so long for something so disappointing...How many more of these?"
"I just, I gotta say. I'm proud of you all. This revolution has been a huge success. Yay us! Pat-pat on the back. Pat on the back. Come on. No? Me too. 'Cause I've been a big part of it. Can't have a revolution without somebody to overthrow! So, ah, you're welcome. And, uh, it's a tie."
"Come, we have much to learn."
"Oh, no. Motherf..."
"Hello? Ha-ha, very funny. Hank, quit screwing around. You told me yourself, not screw around. Hank? Hope? Janet? Guys...Guys? Be seriously, don't joke around! Bring me up, let's go! GUYS!"
"Where's Fury?"
"No. No, I don't think I will."
"Who's got my shoes?"
"Oh yeah. You and me both. Believe me... you're gonna earn it. I've got your next target. Thought I'd hand-deliver it. Maybe you'd like a shot at the man responsible for your sister's death. Kind of a cutie, don't you think?"
"Let's get started. We have a lot of work to do."
"Sure you’re ready for that, Mr. Whitman?"
"And there he goes. Without paying the bills, no tips, nothing."
"[laughs maniacally] It's over!"
"Thank you for looking after my son. You are very welcome here, to the land of the gods. Welcome to Valhalla."
"My name is Prince T'Challa, son of King T'Challa."
"All of us."
"Oh, really? Now I kind of want to know."
"Gotcha, fuck face."
"We share the same world, don't we? This world you would die to save? It's coming. I've seen it, the probabilities, seen it plain as day. All you heroes protecting this world… do you think you're the only ones? Do you think this is the only world? We'll see what happens when you have to protect this place from the others."
"It’s a… it’s a cool ship."
"Okay. Back in a second, babe. H.E.R.B.I.E., have you seen the book that Franklin loves? [H.E.R.B.I.E. vocalizes] Not that one. We did that one yesterday, and I know he loves it, but thi… Here we are. It’s here. [H.E.R.B.I.E. vocalizes] We’re going for something a little bit more fun today. Yeah?"
"SSSMOKIN'!"
"What do you think about that Double A? A little brother or sister? How does that sound?"
"I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid...you're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone, and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you. A world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you."
"Oh, no. No, I didn't. But I believed...I believed."
"Another chance."
"Sam, I'm glad you're with me."
"Follow me."
"Well, I'm back."
"You're right. I do believe the worst is behind us."
"What have we done?"
"Come in, come in! Welcome, welcome..."
"Hey, Jay! Zed called. The high consulate from Solaxiant 9 wants floor seats for the next Bulls game."
"All right, let's put in a call to Dennis Rodman. He's from that planet."
"Rodman? You're kidding."
"Not much of a disguise."
"That was a close one."
"Yeah, got it. I'm gonna trust my gut."
"This world never belonged to us. It belonged to them. The question is, how long before they take it back. Kong is not the only king."
"You'll figure it out."
"I love this car."
"Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!"
"So, tell me, what's become of my ship?"
"Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me. We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, we loot, drink up, me hearties, yo ho. We kidnap and ravage and don’t give a hoot, drink up, me hearties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me..."
"I have a rendezvous beyond my...Beloved horizon."
"You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"
"In one of the countless billions of galaxies in the universe, lies a medium-sized star, and one of its satellites, a green and insignificant planet, is now dead."
"Mama? Mama? Mama?"
"But now...now we will put away our hatred. Now we will put down our weapons. We have passed through the night of the fires, and those who were our masters are now our servants. And we, who are not human, can afford to be humane. Destiny is the will of God, and if it is man's destiny to be dominated, it is God's will that he be dominated with compassion, and understanding. So, cast out your vengeance. Tonight, we have seen the birth of the Planet of the Apes!"
"Perhaps only the dead."
"Keep your hands up!"
"Okay. Caesar is home. Go."
"I did, too."
"Wha-hoo, Yeah."
"(mid-credits:) Uh-oh!"
"Yeah, Woo!"
"(mid-credits:) Shift into Turbo!"
"This Ranger team did what my team could not. You will humbly walk amongst your peers, but heroes you all will be. Each of your names will be etched alongside the great Ranger teams before you. I will always owe a debt of gratitude to you all."
"(mid-credits:) It might've been my fault, It might've been my fault, I'm so sorry."
"Patience, Lewis. We're only human."
"My friends call me Murphy. You can call me...RoboCop!"
"Whatever the case, Mystery Inc. will be there."
"Solving mysteries, man."
"Writing wrongs."
"Looking for clues, and kicking butt!"
"(in-credits:) On the count of three."
"Scooby-Dooby-Doo!"
"(post credits:) Game Boy Advance secret code."
"Bruno, come on!"
"(post-credits) That is 278 incredible, colossal credits! Ha-ha-ha-ha, I love motion pictures! Wonderful! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!"
"Nothing wrong with a straight line, Chet. Chet! CHET!!"
"That's right. Say hello to Buddy Claus. What's going on?"
"(in-credits) I was happy."
"Grace, I smurf you."
"(mid-credits) Smurfs. Smurfs! I wish I could quit you. Get out of here. What are you looking at?"
"Have a nice trip."
"(mid-credits) So long, sucker!"
"(mid-credits) And where do you think you’re going?! You’re coming with me!"
"(mid-credits) Ow!"
"(post-credits) How dare you call me that?! I have bungled nothing! Well, Paris is over, my friend, we're back here in the Dark Ages, I suggest you get used to it! Aw, you want room service, why don't you yell out the window?! Don't you show your claws to me unless you are prepared to use them, Mr. Pussy Foot! Pussy foot! Pussy foot! Pussy foot! Stop it! Not the face! Not the face!"
"When I get out of here - and I will - there's gonna be carnage."
"(Roomer: "Dude, what are you doing in my room?") Uh... I..."
"Intriguing."
"Whatever the future holds. We’ll be ready. And you know the best thing about the future… It hasn’t happened yet."
"Let's go, bulls!"
"(post-credits): Can I go home now?"
"You can't get rid of us now, doc. We're family!"
"(post-credits): Th-th-that's all folks!"
"Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: "With great power comes great responsibility." This is my gift. My curse. Who am I? I'm Spider-Man."
"Whoo! Hoo-hoo!"
"Whatever comes our way...whatever battle is raging inside us, we always have a choice. My friend Harry taught me that. He chose to be the best of himself. It’s the choices that make us what we are...and we can always choose to do what's right."
"Space, the final frontier. These are the continuing voyages of the Starship Enterprise. Her ongoing mission, to explore strange new worlds...to seek out new lifeforms and new civilisations...To boldly go where no man has gone before."
"Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream...."
"Captain's log, U.S.S. Enterprise, stardate 9529.1. This is the final cruise of the Starship Enterprise under my command. This ship and her history will shortly become the care of another crew. To them and their posterity will we commit our future. They will continue the voyages we have begun and journey to all the undiscovered countries, boldly going where no man, where no one...has gone before."
"I always thought I'd get a shot at this chair one day."
"Perhaps you still will...somehow I doubt this will be the last ship to carry the name "Enterprise". Picard to Farragut, two to beam up."
"Make it so."
"...Going so right."
"Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Her ongoing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new lifeforms and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before."
"Aye, Captain."
"To boldly go where no one has gone before."
"Don't worry, he'll be all right."
"May the force be with you."
"All right. I understand. Fine. When he comes back, I won't get in the way."
"No, he's not like that at all. He's my brother."
"I have to admit that without the clones, it would have not been a victory."
"Victory? Victory, you say? Master Obi-Wan, not victory. The shroud of the Dark Side has fallen; Begun, the Clone War has."
"Captain Antilles?"
"Yes, your highness?"
"I'm placing these droids in your care. Treat them well, clean them up, have the protocol droid's mind wiped."
"What?! [R2-D2 laughs] Oh, no."
"Rey? May the Force be with you."
"Luke Skywalker, Jedi Master."
"No, I'm telling ya, it's gonna be great. When have I ever steered you wrong?"
"Rey Skywalker."
"I was just thinking."
"What, dear?"
"That this is how people look."
"At the end of a fairy tale."
"Yeah, exactly."
"Big deal. When she can fall from a tree and land on her feet, then I'll be impressed."
"No, sir. Don't thank me, Warden. We're all part of the same team. Good night."
"Good afternoon, Mr. President. Sorry I've been away so long. I won't let you down again."
"Giorgio, per favore. Que grazie."
"No. It's the same as it's always been, Luthor. On the brink. With good fighting evil. See you in twenty."
"I'm always around. Good night, Lois."
"I made a funny! [laughs]"
"I made another funny! [laughs]"
"I can't see me loving nobody but you For all my life When you're with me, baby The skies'll be blue For all my life!"
"Normal...what fun is that?"
"The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first time with a sense of hope, because if a machine, a Terminator, can learn the value of human life, maybe we can too."
"By the time SkyNet became self-aware it had spread into millions of computer servers all across the planet. Ordinary computers in office buildings, dorm rooms, everywhere. It was software, in cyberspace. There was no system core. It could not be shut down. The attack began at 6:18 P.M. just as he said it would. Judgment Day. The day the human race was nearly destroyed by the weapons they built to protect themselves. I should have realized our destiny was never to stop Judgment Day; it was merely to survive it. Together. The Terminator knew. He tried to tell us, but I didn't want to hear it. Maybe the future has been written. I don't know. All I know is what the Terminator taught me. Never stop fighting. And I never will. The battle has just begun."
"There is a storm on the horizon. A time of hardship and pain. The battle has been won, but the war against machines rages on. Skynet's global network remains strong, but we will not quit, until all of it is destroyed. This is John Connor. There is no fate but what we make."
"It was over. Skynet was gone. Now, one road has become many. Though questions remain, We'll search for the answers together. But, one thing we know for sure, The future is not set."
"Then you need to be ready."
"I don't know, but uh, it's looking good so far."
"And I will always be there, old friend."
"Mutation. It is the key to our evolution. It is how we have evolved from a single-cell organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow, normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few millennia evolution leaps forward."
"No. I'm drinking to remember."
"I prefer...Magneto."
"As I told you a long time ago, you're not the only with gifts."
"En Sabah Nur. En Sabah Nur. En Sabah Nur. En Sabah Nur. En Sabah Nur. En Sabah Nur. En Sabah Nur. En Sabah Nur. En Sabah Nur. En Sabah Nur."
"I'm never gonna dance again, the way I danced with you, ohhhhhhh!"
"(post-credits:) You're still here? It's over. Go home! Oh, you're expecting a teaser for Deadpool 2. Well, we don't have that kind of money. What are you expecting, Sam Jackson show up with an eyepatch and a saucy little leather number? Go, go. Oh, but I can tell you one thing and it's a bit of a secret. The sequel, we're gonna have Cable. Amazing character, bionic arm, time-travel, we have no idea who we're gonna cast yet, but it could be anybody just need a big guy with a flat-top. Could be Mel Gibson, Dolph Lundgren, Keira Knightley, she's got range, who knows, anyway big secret shhh. Oh and don't leave your garbage all lying around, it's a total dick move. Go. [walks away, pops his head back in] Chicka chi-kaah!"
"Forget everything you think you know. Whatever lessons you learned in school, whatever your parents taught you, none of that matters! You're not kids anymore. You're not students. You're X-Men!"
"There's no living with a killing. There's no going back from one. Right or wrong, it's a brand. A brand sticks. There's no going back. Now you run on home to your mother, and tell her... tell her everything's all right. And there aren't any more guns in the valley."
"You're welcome, Canada."
"No, you won't."
"Inside every person there are two bears. One bear is all the good things, compassion, love trust. The other is all the bad things, fear, shame, self-destruction. I asked, "Which one wins?" He answered, "The one you feed.""
"Citizens of Oz, there is an enemy who must be found and captured. Believe nothing she says. She has stolen our Grimmerie. She is evil, responsible for the mutilation of these poor innocent monkeys. Her green skin is but an outward manifestorium of her twisted nature. This distortion. This repulsion. This Wicked Witch."
"Shut it down."
"All right, thanks."
"Uh... hey guys want to grab a Burski? How about those Lakers, huh? This is my luck, I'm a sports fan among you."
"Yes! Andromeda, I know winning isn't everything, but I sure could get used to this feeling."
"A word in your shell-like, pal?"
"Remember this one?"
"They're unchaperoned up there!"
"I felt like there was a warm, glowing fire inside of me. I was ready to move forward, full of hope and excitement and, yeah, some fear and anxiety too. I had a great family, wonderful friends, and a soul mate. Even if Matty and I were going off in different directions, the one thing that I knew for sure was that in some way we would always be together. There's all this love if you need it and this made me feel safer as I stepped back out into the great unknown that was my future."
"Three cheers for the new knights of Astoria! Hip, hip, hooray! Hip, hip, hooray! Hip, hip..."
"Good night, everyone. I promise I'll never come back again."
"And remember, I love you!"
"Bye, Barney!"
"Thank you, Richard. Thanks, America. This is Gene Wood. Bye."
"Save the world. You know, the usual."
"Just Gustavo? Have you forgotten? I'm amazing. NOW DANCE!"
"Well... goodbye, Lydia."
"And it's only just begun."
"Sorry, we're closed."
"We'll work through it. We've got time."
"Who is she?"
"See you next time!"
"When we learn something new, we do the Happy (Mon.) dance dance!!!"
"Well, here I am."
"Wish me luck."
"I am definitely gonna miss you, C."
"Clivey? Clivey?"
"Well, Charlie...I guess this is it. You know, I started making these video diaries to help you survive our crazy family. And after four years of doing them...I've realized how lucky we are to be a part of this family. So, just know that...as long as you got us...you'll always have...come on, guys. Say it with me..."
"Good luck, Charlie!"
"My name is Claire Bennet, and this is attempt number... I guess I've kind of lost count."
"It's a message from your father, Malina. It means he's coming back for you and your brother, and this time, no one will be able to protect you."
"Don't worry, Igglepiggle! It's time to go."
"There it is, you did it."
"Here's to having it all."
"Yeah, my girl's expecting me."
"What is this amazing song? Could this be…? Yes! This. Is. MY JAM!"
"So, you ready for your new adventure?"
"Yeah, in your dreams."
"And we all lived happily ever after."
"Who said anything about a camper van, we're going to the Amazon."
"Nothing ever will be."
"I know my body."
"Odd Squad foreveeeeer!"
"Yeah. In American Sign Language, the sign for "friend" is this. (signs the word "friend") Ah. Friend. Heh. Marlee, I'm glad that even though we speak different languages, we can still be friends."
"Yep. Yes, you should."
"Yup, she's back."
"Right now, I'm happy being here with you."
"Not so long ago, I thought being stuck in the middle of this family meant I was Wednesday, the forgotten kid. Now I realize... being in the middle means I have love on all sides. My family gave me the best quince ever. There's only one way to thank them... DONUTS!"
"Now let's go save the world."
"What am I gonna be? Clearing up for the rest of the day by the looks of things."
"He'll always be here."
"This is the best Christmas ever!"
"Oh! Check it out! We're all happy at the same time!"
"And that's our show! Thanks for watching! Goodnight, everybody!"
"And a huge thanks to you, our audience at home."
"Happy Halloween! Whoo!"
"Welcome home."
"Sorry I'm late."
"Immortality's a long time. Who knows what could happen."
"I'm not saying goodbye."
"Martha, come back! Martha, study at a different library! The school one doesn't apply the Dewey Decimal System correctly! Martha!! MARTHA!!!!"
"Sadie, we did it! We did it! We did it, Sadie!"
"I know. That actually happened to me a few years ago..."
"Right here, guys!"
"Thank you for joining us tonight. It's been an honor to have been a part of it. This truly magical celebration of Harry Potter. Now, we're all headed to the Leaky Cauldron for Butterbeers and treacle tarts. The only thing left to say...thanks so much for watching. Farewell and good night, my friends! [sighs] I'm gonna miss this place."
"Hufflepuff! Hufflepuff! Hufflepuff!"
"Class of '98! WOOOO!!!"
"No, but he is."
"Uh, who cares?"
"Is it too late to change my mind?"
"And taking a look at this long range forecast, continued snow, darkness, and extreme cold. This is Howard Handupme. Goodnight. Goodbye."
"I feel the love and I send it back to you. Okay. Bye."
"Take a letter, Miss Smith. Gentlemen, after due consideration and thorough calculation it is my unequivocal opinion that there is absolutely no life on the planet Mars."
"Brooke, NO!"
"Whoa, what's up with Annie?"
"Hi Jon, I'm getting angry at liberals."
"The Sun is setting in the sky. Teletubbies, say goodbye."
"My name is Corey. This is my pet pig name's Babe."
"10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!"
"But I'm not leaving here. If you wanna go...fine."
"What was that, Lou?"
"(in-credits) Bye, everyone. I love you all."
"I'm ready."
"Hello? Anybody home?"
"1, 2, 3...S.W.E.A.T.I.!"
"All in all, I think an ordinary paper company like Dunder Mifflin was a great subject for a documentary. There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn't that kind of the point?"
"I went ahead and ordered some for the table."
"Come here!"
"... And ... we're clear."
"Oh, my god... Mom?"
"You got a mom?!"
"Well, thanks for visiting the Big Blue House."
"See you soon."
"Come back soon."
"Oh, by the way, I hope I've been one of the nicest parts of your life because...you are one of the nicest parts of mine. I'll see you back at the Big Blue House. Bye."
"Mom, I'm home!"
"Until we meet again..."
"Just like we always will."
"(in-credits) Thanks, guys! Woo!"
"She says we can stay!"
"I therefore have a request for you, Mildred Hubble and Jadu Wali. Would you like to remain with us as Head Girl and Deputy Head Girl of Cackles' Academy?"
"You did it!"
"I'm so proud of you, Millie!"
"All right, yeah!"
"(post-credits) Yes I would, Mildred Hubble."
"No. The Brujeria work for me."
"It's a long story. Lucky for us, we have all the time in the world for me to tell it to you."
"Somebody finally stuck it to your ass."
"Hello, National City. You know her as Kara Danvers. CatCo's ace reporter and new editor-in-chief. But tonight, it is my great honor to introduce to you... Supergirl."
"Who knows, Robin? Who ever knows?"
"I'm leaving, just give me a second."
"Get Maggie. Tell her he's awake."
"Science? Magic? God? That power flows from within. From inside. What comes out when that pressure is heaviest? That's the real magic. That's what defines being a man. That's what defines being a hero."
"Don't try that again."
"The patient knew the risks. We continue."
"Hey! I'll dance with 'ya."
"Hey, don't you want your ticket?"
"Her life could have been as rich as any woman's, if only. If only."
"So, five card stud, nothing wild, and the sky's the limit."
"It's like I said. The more things change, the more they stay the same."
"Set a course for home."
"To boldly go where no man has gone before."
"It is. For him. But I'm here today because of you. You see, yours, Jack, has just begun."
"Crazy man. CALL THE POLICE!!!"
"Three months. This is going to be great."
"Good god, what have we done?"
"What does it look like?"
"Boldly go, Howard Wolowitz."
"Does he ever shut up?"
"[offscreen in-credits:] But, then it turns good again and that means it's better than if it had never been bad a while, and now things aren't good. They are in fact very, very bad, but at least my heart is starting to heal slowly, but surely, how I cried, it was like a little thunderstorm on my face, but I'm a man, okay? So, I need to pull myself together, pick up a pen, and get it all out in my journal. I mean it's not all bad, having my heart broken has allowed me to speak in front of you so, you know, the silver lining."
"HOW COULD YOU LET HIM GOOO?!!!!!!!!"
"Well gollum, you’re an expert on rings, what should I do with this one?"
"Really? Because, I love it. [laughs]"
"Will you marry me?"
"Then, by the power vested in me, by "evenyoucanperfomweddings.com", I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride."
"Howard, Bernadette, Raj, Penny, Leonard, I apologize that I haven't been the friend you deserve, but I want you to know, in my way, I love you all and I love you. Thank you."
"Come on, they're gonna love you."
"Oh... my... God!"
"[in-credits] Rachel is a very lucky girl."
"[in-credits] That's good stuff."
"Shall I go on?"
"Are you sure you wanna do this?"
"Oh hell, he's done this three times! He knows what it's about!"
"Oh, and they're gonna have a baby."
"Oh my God. [long pause] Okay."
"(in-credits) And if not, we got to do it on a bucket."
"You are beautiful."
"Sure. Where?"
"Yeah, yeah, everyone, everything is absolutely fine. Uh, Mom and Dad and... uh, Mom and Dad, we have something to tell you."
"Just tell the minister; I'm gonna be a few minutes late."
"I just gave her $20 of it."
"But for the next 170 million years, the world belongs to the dinosaurs!"
"In their place have emerged other powerful and beautiful creatures. We now know one small group of dinosaurs did survive the extinction and they are all around us today: the birds."
"We have since built museums to celebrate the past, and spent decades studying prehistoric lives. And if all this has taught us anything, it is this: no species lasts forever."
"There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, where the sea's asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke, and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, and somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace, we've got work to do!"
"You can. We all can. The end is where we start from."
"Yeah. Yeah. Yeah."
"Affirmative!"
"In all the universe, I never expected to find a family."
"You, World War Two, what the hell did you do to me?"
"Why is everyone looking at me like that?"
"You're coming with me, punk!"
"Being Choose Goose is no lark... especially now that I'm turning dark."
"That's right, be afraid! Be very afraid! And tell all your cold-blooded friends there's plenty more where that came from!"
"Oh no. It's started. [screaming]"
"Trust me. There's something magical about you too."
"I am... I... I think as we are very tired, we should go down to the pond for a drink. Then we'll go back to our nests and burrows and sleep. We can explore our big new park tomorrow. And then we will plan how to live together in perfect peace and harmony. In the true spirits of Farthing Wood."
"Mechana can we do it?"
"We Animal Mechanical can!"
"I am the dirt under your nails, cupcake. Nothing's gonna clean me out."
"Chapter one: how I got my very first pair of glasses…"
"Well, I think you all look perfect."
"You wanted to know how history will remember the Avengers, Iron Man? Well, here's your answer."
"Where shall I begin?"
"Fine, but don't blame me if dinner is late! I'd like to see you cook a meal in your arms where your legs should be! Maybe I'll go on the Goraldo Show, he'll believe me about the aliens! I can't find my tush!"
"Mini-muffin?"
"We got the coolest clubhouse."
"Yeah, Junior Justice League. Team division."
"A great run. And until we meet again boys and girls, know that wherever evil lurks in all its myriad forms, I'll be there with the hammers of justice to fight for decency, and defend the innocent. Goodnight."
"I love you too, son. This message will self-destruct in 3...2...1..."
"P2, going down."
"Bravo, Batman. Checkmate. Shall we play again?"
"Ba-a-la-la-la-la."
"Welcome to Taco Shack. May I take your order?"
"Riley, run!"
"Yeah. This is nice."
"Never mind, I can't wait."
"Yup, yup! Let us swim to freedom!"
"I'm stuck in a tree!"
"Everybody who loves Tea Party Land, say "I"! I! Okay, who's up for a crumpet?"
"Sometimes change is good. Having a new teacher turned out to be a lot of fun."
"Please tell me we go home alone with her?"
"Okay. I think it's just officially got to the point where it can't get any weirder."
"(in-credits:) Uh, yeah... okay."
"That's the magic of meat!"
"[laughing] Yeah."
"Hey hoo cha, birdie bird wa, stinky dinky dinky dinky doo, yeah!!!"
"Hello, anybody, hello?"
"Stop it, Zouzou. You're suppose to be a watch dog, not a kiss dog! [laughs]"
"I have saved a fucking gorilla today, I also talked a very special idiot out of willing himself dead, and now, just because I'm too hairy in some places and too bald in other places, you can't find it in your putrid little heart to want to get to know me sexually? [Laughs sarcastically] What's wrong with me? What is wrong with you? I am magical!"
"Babies, no! Put Scraps down!"
"(post-credits:) Oh, radda."
"Enjoy the moment, Jay. For the future is no longer foretold."
"What?! This is your fault!"
"We are dumb."
"Already with the excuses."
"Hello? Yeah. We told him everything he wanted to hear. We'll meet you in the moonbase, okay? Oh! And Numbuh 1... Welcome back."
"(post-credits:) Stay young."
"What more could a bear ask for?"
"I'll see you tomorrow."
"That's right, Cubix. We're friends. Friends forever."
"Thanks, Dan."
"Cool statue. Personally, I would've used recycled materials, but, you know, that's just me."
"Come on, Eep. The moon's looking at me funny again. We need to go smash his face!"
"I'm saying there's hope for Harleen yet."
"I can do anything with my best friends on my side."
"Oh yeah. Hehehe. Anybody wanna dance?"
"It's a perfect name!"
"Hey, assholes, thanks for watching!"
"(post-credits:) It's the end of the movie? What movie?"
"Familia forever!"
"Remember, friends help friends solve problems. See you next time!"
"Hmm. Maybe being emperor won't be so bad after all."
"(post-credits:) KUZCO!!"
"Guys, I just decoded a video record of last night's crazy mad cap adventures, and hijinx and things of this nature! Check it!"
"Happy Friendaversary!"
"I love you guys!"
"I'm king of the world! King of the world!"
"Okay, bye doggies!"
"Come on, Franklin."
"You're an evil man!"
"What a great day!"
"Welcome home, Goliath. Welcome home."
"One thousand years ago, we lived in a world that understood our purpose. It was the age of Gargoyles. Ten centuries later, we awoke to a world bent on our destruction. Somehow, we never lost hope, and today we come full circle. A new age has begun, and we live again."
"Yes, there is."
"Knowing Razer, I'd say he's got a pretty good shot."
"Thanks for coming out, everyone!"
"It's not the attic, you buffoon! Look, this goes against all of my programming, but there's something you need to know. There's one list item Hailey's never told you about."
"Nah, let them have this."
"Yeah. You found each other. When a friend comes into your life, it changes you a little. They challenge you. They make you laugh. They make you stronger. Each person gives you a gift. A special part of them that you keep forever. It's like they're always with you."
"I wonder what it's like to have normal grandparents."
"Sorry, I didn't mean-- I'd take it back! Mmm, charred marshmallow flesh. Whoa! N-n-no! I didn't say that. No, it wasn't me. That wasn't someone, who else? Get off this ship, you're not welcome."
"Oh, she's the most beautiful creature I've ever seen. This is the life...or more less."
"That's a wrap!"
"I feels very at home."
"I could go for tapas…"
"Oh, Mickey!"
"I love you too, Bertie!"
"Get out of the house of Zim! This is my house, get out! Get-"
"Why not?! You weren't using it! You're always too busy fighting wizards!"
"That was brilliant! Thank ye, mates! See you next time!"
"[cries] I don't have a tin cup to rattle at the bars! [yelling angrily] TWO-SHOOOOOEEEEES!!!"
"You're wrong Mr. Teacherman, this is Porkbelly. Where we make our own history."
"You bet, pal!"
"I told you graduation wasn't the end of the world."
"(post-credits) Glad you asked! Funny story - not funny "ha-ha". But, it was a Tuesday..."
"Are you ready, dino buddy? Once upon a time, there was a brave knight..."
"Hey everybody, Let's hear it for the Dragon Warrior! Huzzah, huzzah..."
"There you go!"
"Sounds perfect."
"Now is a time of celebration. We have won a great victory. But when the glow has faded, we must remember the cost, and we must be forever vigilant. The message of hate that Mordred carried will come again with a different name, a different face. But as long as we keep the ideals of Camelot alive in our hearts, we will prevail. Long live honor, and justice. Long live goodness, and truth. Long live... Camelot!"
"Evil does not die. It evolves."
"Change can happen anytime, Carmen. If you ever wanted to start working harder to bring love and harmony to the world, remember, there's always tomorrow."
"You have to catch up with it yourself."
"I love you too, Stitch."
"Little Bill, who are you talking to?"
"See you on the next mission!"
"I can't believe they canceled our show and put this on instead."
"Someday, kiddo. Someday."
"Go ahead, Eddie. I understand."
"Daffy! Get those legs up!"
"Ain't I a stinker?"
"And that's the end."
"I just call "dibs" on his fish flakes."
"Hooray for Maggie!"
"Yut is pleased by attention!"
"Leave me alone, or I will call my fiend back!"
"I'm the luckiest one here. I have two families! Now about that turkey..."
"I guess we will, baby. I guess we will."
"So even though things didn't go exactly like they were supposed to, that matinee turned out to be one of our best shows ever. Now that's teamwork. What can I say, Mom and Dad? We're a real class act."
"It's a funny thing about making a commitment. Even though sometimes you don't want to follow through. Once you do, you're glad you did."
"Now, let's see what kind of new stuff the evil me put in Megas. Woo! Yeah, Wah-hoo! Yeah! Wa, ha, ha!"
"I believe that you would, Slick. Now how about a hand?"
"See ya real soon!"
"Aw, thanks for stopping by!"
"Aw, thanks for stopping by. Good night, everybody."
"See you next time! Ha ha ha!"
"Oh, Haps! I don't know if you can see from your side, but I just skywrote 'Bessie and Happy BFFAEAE' and it looks really great!"
"Don't worry about it."
"I think we're gonna need a new ship."
"Weddings, Priya. They do something to you."
"Aw, man. There goes my timeslot."
"Y'see? Sometimes one small Mixel is all it takes. Yup, Mixopolis is my town. And always will be."
"You go, Moon Girl!"
"Okay, going for the triple bonus."
"Today's Christmas sermon is about family. What is family? Well, a lot of times, family is just a bunch of people who are forced to be together just because they came out of each other — but every so often...a miracle happens. A loving family, just like that, out of nowhere. Now, what causes this — a belief in God, a strong moral structure, blind luck? Who knows, who cares? Ah, you're not gonna get any answers out of me. I'm just a puppet for the Big Guy. I don't write this stuff. The end — I mean, Amen. Nah, who am I kidding? The End."
"Oh, freak me out! This is craziness! (US version)"
"Leave me alone, you ticklish pest! (UK version)"
"See you later, friends. And thanks for all the laughs."
"Jenny, did you forget to feed the tiger?"
"Let's bounce! Let's bounce! Oh, yeah! Let's bounce!"
"Monkey King!"
"Thank you for watching the show!"
"Good night, Olivia. Time for bed, William!"
"I have some things to tell you. It's about my backpack."
"T'dee, t'dee, t'dee, t'dee, t'dee, t'dee! Ted Cruz, folks!"
"Should we tell him we stayed up last night and washed it?"
"[yawns] Nah."
"(translation) Phase one is complete, 807612r-B9. Commence Phase two?"
"The president cut the strings shorter. Only one foot long! Much safer for everyone."
"Definitely!"
"Yes. Yes we do."
"Poppets away!"
"Not just yet. My person calls. I'll see you in the morning. And I'll be on time, I promise. But I'm not skipping breakfast. Because believe me, breakfast with Dot, it's the most important meal of my day."
"Make a run of yourselves! I'm running away!"
"Nobody ever listens to me."
"I love you, Rapunzel."
"Attention. As you are no doubt aware, the Principal Office is now under my complete control. You're probably looking forward to one of my erudite speeches about me, Megaframe, the new viral dawn, et cetera et cetera. But I'm afraid I'm going to have to disappoint you. There is no grand scheme here. This is about revenge. Viruses are predatory by design, and it is time for me to follow my function. Prepare yourselves... for the hunt!"
"Jolly good show."
"Aw, raggy!"
"Hello, Fleemco."
"(post-credits) Thanks for having my back, bro."
"Always, sis. Always."
"And we're cancelled."
"Nine hundred bazillion bottles of root beer on the wall... / Nine hundred bazillion bottles of root beer..."
"No... Ashi..."
"I'm happy you're home too, Sofia."
"Don't apologize. I never do."
"It has been a long, hard journey. And I think you are finally entitled to some happiness."
"Amen to that, lady. Amen to that."
"Hip-hip hooray! The Super Readers saved the day!"
"Then let's do this together."
"We'll be sharing from now on!"
"It was an accident, and accident!"
"Well, there's always next season."
"Game over butt-nik!"
"I may have been small today, but it turned out to be the biggest day of my life."
"It's been said before, but I'll say it again. There's no place like home."
"Kimmy? Uh, hello? Kimmy. Umm... Kimmy?"
"Umifriend, we couldn't have done it without you."
"I feel a celebration coming on!"
"And that's way Floridians..."
"Should never leave the state!"
"That's right."
"Silly Pete."
"Beast Boy to Robin: I'm on my way, over."
"But I still won the race."
"If you don't mind me saying, a Royally Useful Engine."
"The different animals of Third Earth, working together for the first time. You know why? You, Lion-O. You gave them something to believe in. Now, there's still one more stone left. Are we gonna find it or what?"
"Eh, one orphan genius is as good as another."
"Okay, time page. How about some help with my math homework?"
"It's really good. And Yoko likes (baby beans) burritos. She likes almond cookies too. Can you put an extra one in my lunch box tomorrow and some lettuce for Norman..."
"Oh, and send an ambulance, Sarge. An art lover just fainted."
"You know it, Pipster. Let's flamin-go!"
"Starring Ruby Trollman!"
"Hooray for T.U.F.F.!"
"You've got an appointment alright! An appointment with DOOM!!!"
"One more thing, how about a dance?"
"Suck my balls! (Thanks for watching!)"
"The Scare B&B will always be a place for everyone, no matter how different you are. Whether you're human, monster, ghost or ghoul. Or someone who's blue with pointy teeth, like me."
"We love you, Vee!"
"Really, Roger?"
"Makes no difference. You've bought me enough time."
"To Allura!"
"Nothing ever changes."
"(in-credits:) They'll get what's coming to them."
"Later days!"
"I will never forget you, Eliza Thornberry."
"Oh well, I guess I'll just have to eat it myself. Works every time."
"Since we’re coming clean, I always knew you were a monkey."
"Schlitweitz!"
"Sure! Let's do it! Hey! Wait for me! And my cool tail!"
"Thanks for playing with us. See you next time!"
"Here we go! Yo Gabba Gabba..."
"Here we go! One, two, three, Yo Gabba Gabba!"
"Adam is dead. Your deal is done and I'm in charge now. Your brat is threatening the very foundation of Heaven. And if you want to stay here, you're going down there, and stopping that bitch. You understand me...Lilith?"
"Odds are...she'd do it again."
"Where's my daughter?!"
"Woo-hoo...Oof!"
"Looks like your stop!"
"Hold on for a little longer girls. I'm coming for you and when I find you, we're gonna get home, but first... I think we're gonna have some fun with this place."
"No, I'm not."
"I have a proposition for you Marcy. And I think you'll find it very interesting."
"I can't imagine spending the holidays without your family. I know how hard it is to be apart and not know if you'll ever see each other again. So, I'm writing to let you know that your daughter is alive. She's trapped in another world, but I promise, I'm going to bring her back home safe. Signed, a friend."
"Change can be difficult, but it's how we grow. It can be the hardest thing to realize you can't hold on to something forever. Sometimes, you have to let it go. But of the things you let go, you'd be surprised what makes its way back to you."
"Please don’t stop playing Fry. I wanna hear how it ends."
"What do you say, you wanna go around again?"
"Max! My summer fashion party is an even bigger hit! Thanks to you and your..."
"Sprinkler!"
"You are definitely the most surprising pair of the year."
"Super Bunny!"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
"Yes, consume, grow wise, avoid paper cuts."
"Worry not, Kiki. We will be keeping an eye on the inhabitants of "The Owl House". In the meantime, the Day of Unity is upon us, and we have much work to do."
"Who dubbed you a parent?"
"Hey, Mom. I'm back."
"Shoot! Camila still has the car keys!"
"I think I want to play a new game."
"And that's how we saved the Boiling Isles. Well, as much as we could. We were so relieved to see everyone safely released from the Archives. They were spared the worst of it, at least. Because of that, everyone got to reunite with their families and loved ones. And if someone thought they had no one waiting for them, well, they were in for a nice surprise. Still, there was a lot of work to be done and not everyone was keen to change things, but we were ready to give it a shot, all of us. As for the Collector, he and I made a pinky promise to keep trying our best. He said he had a lot of growing up to do, so he decided to return to the stars. No one argued, but I think I heard King whisper, "I hope I see you again." We got our happy ending, but I realized something in that moment. When the Titan had finally passed on, so did the powers of the glyphs. I had learned the Titan's language, but now I had no one to speak it to. It had helped me find my place when I had no other way. In my heart, I'll never forget it. A whole chapter of my life was over, but a new one was just beginning."
"Welcome to the Boiling Isles! Watch your step!"
"(post-credits:) Eda, King? Thank you for everything."
"Right back at you, kid."
"They're nearly gone! Okay everyone, on the count of three. One, two, three!"
"In fact, it’s made it..."
"...the best night ever!"
"Oh, yeah? Just wait until you see what I have planned for the bachelor party!"
"Yes! Everything's gonna be just fine!"
"Yes, well, I suppose not."
"Wonder what she's dreaming about now."
"Starting is easy. All you have to do is make a friend; and you've got seven of them right here."
"Friendship lessons can happen...anywhere."
"Somepony is really gonna have to catch us up on what we missed."
"Seriously, this is heavy."
"It's funny. I thought meeting my idol would give me all the answers I ever wanted. But instead, I forgot what I already knew. Good thing I had a student of my own to remind me."
"You know, if we can survive a day like this, I think our friendship is strong enough to handle anything the world can throw at us."
"Hey, neighbor. Wanna be friends?"
"That's all right, because I know exactly where to send you."
"I don't either!"
"I'm so grateful for everything we've shared over the years. My memories of all of you are so special, I can't wait to start making more."
"Oh yeah? Why's that?"
"Um...I don't know, I just do. But this is nice too though."
"Bye, everyone! I've got to go home now!"
"Who was Muffin?"
"Ballerina!"
"Remember I'll always be here for you, even if you can't see me. Because I love you."
"Maybe you just saw something you wanted."
"Yeah. See you later."
"Yes...yes...you got it! Woo hoo!!!"
"Come here, Chucky!"
"You're not coming, are you?"
"That's lucky."
"Once upon a time, there was a farmer who owned a horse called Midnight. But one day, Midnight ran away. The farmer's neighbors came by and said "that's bad luck". But the farmer said..."
"We're gonna get her back."
"(post-credits) Where am I?"
"But you are my daughter, and you are NEVER doing this again!"
"Mugman...?"
"CUPHEAD...!!!"
"WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH? WHY...?!?!!"
"Come on, Puff!"
"Oh man! I gotta find another non-paying job!"
"Oh. Was that meant to happen?"
"Oh, how do you know?"
"So once again, the day is saved. Thanks to The Powerpuff Girls...and the contaminated banana cream pie."
"Happy Hoohaw Halloween everyone!"
"Happy Hoohaw Halloween!"
"What can I say? I'm a non-existential cartoon cat!"
"One step ahead of you."
"Ugh, fine."
"Drinks on me!"
"OH MY GOSH, WHAT HAPPENED?!"
"And yet, it just...did."
"No, it's Gloria Plus Green. My name isn't -- oh, forget it."
"I'M INNOCENT I SWEAR!!! Ah, forget it. I'll see myself to my room."
"I just had the craziest idea..."
"Don't push it, Papa."
"The Greens. It was the Greens. And their troubles are just beginning."
"Oh, completely separate incident with a rat."
"I get you. Come here, normal family!"
"Read the room, Gloria."
"Hey, Babe, can you hold this? I need my arms free."
"Nance, you're crushin' me!"
"(in-credits:) Okay, boys... nice smiles!"
"Aww, Scratch would have wanted that too."
"That's good."
"(in-credits) Cross this town off our list."
"Here we go."
"I am so on it, dude."
"If you've ever taken a road trip through the pacific northwest, you've probably seen a bumper sticker for a place called "Gravity Falls". It's not on any maps, and most people have never heard of it, some people think it's a myth. But if you're curious, don't wait. Take a trip. Find it. It's out there, somewhere in the woods. Waiting."
"Me wallet! Stop that thief! Don't let that sneak get away! Dijon!"
"Plenty more adventures where that came from, eh, lad? Now, where in blazes is that cocoa stand? I am freezing!"
"This has gone too far. The ducks almost cost us a world today, and without the world, who would we larceny against? The pieces are finally in piece. Time to come out of the shadows, take control, and end Clan McDuck. If the McDuck family wants an adventure, we'll give them their last."
"Alright. That was close, Launchpad. Phew, almost ruined the tender family moment."
"It actually doesn't stink!"
"(post-credits:) Goodbye, nurse!"
"I am not a refrigerator!"
"I'm Underwear Head!"
"They're Pinky, the Brain, and Underwear Head-head-head-head-head."
"Well, that's why the right man for the job is always a woman. [winks]"
"This time, I wonder if we'll dream."
"Ooh, I know! What about- [but the meteor explodes]"
"No problem, your highness. I hope you found all the pieces to the wand."
"I'm not a malady."
"Star! Hey! What do you mean--? [gasps] Star...?"
"My name is Metora."
"Hello, my love. We're home."
"So, Queen, I know a lot just happened, but it's still your coronation. Shall we make this thing official?"
"Hello, baby tree!"
"Yes! We need more observations! Salta, ranita, salta! [giggles]"
"And for Ben Tennyson, who didn't want the summer to end, he would come to realize that going back to school was merely another beginning."
"If he ever does, it's hero time!"
"Two is plenty."
"Perhaps for your eighteenth birthday."
"Gwen? Okay, fine, Gwendolyn, you and Kevin pack your bags, we're going on a road trip!"
"You know what that means, kiddos? Team Tennyson is back in business!"
"What about my kumquats? Oh, I love those kumquats."
"Anytime. Your tool belt will be right here waiting."
"Yeah! hold it, It was brilliant! Bravo! Get up, my little crab friends. Ow! oh, oh. Ow! oh, oh. Ha, ha, ha, ha! Easy with the pinchers. Ow! ow! oh. I did not have to bring you guys tonight! Looks like Red Guy always gets in the END! Ha, ha, ha, ha!"
"It was Baboon all along and not me that everyone was watching. I am not a legend, I am a tool. Well, I guess it's dummies won, smart guys zero."
"It's okay, there'll be another time."
"One person at a time."
"Guilty... guilty... guilty..."
"I'm coming."
"Yeah, they can't get rid of us that easily."
"Don't worry, Zee, we'll find a way."
"I love you, too."
"And the adventure continues."
"Y'know, dearie, I've enjoyed your visit, but do me one favor: Next time, let me come and visit you!"
"Yeah, but we couldn't have done it without our Toad!"
"Good night. Mama Luigi."
"Our adventure in the Digital World might be over for now, but that gate won't stay closed forever. I have a feeling that this won't be the last time we see our pals, the Digimon! You wait and see. One day, that portal will open up again and we'll return to the Digital World! I wonder if Agumon will remember me? I know I'll never forget him, or the rest of the Digimon! None of us will!"
"So, you can see we're still having adventures. They're just a little different from the ones we used to have when we were kids. The darkness has not been conquered, and it will continue to fight against the light forever, but as long as people remember to follow their dreams, evil will be kept at bay. And on days like today, it's hard to see any darkness anywhere. Now it's up to our children, and to children everywhere, to follow their dreams. Who knows where they'll end up, but the only way to find out is to take that first step into adventure."
"Even though I thought I would never be the same, the world soon went back to normal and after a while so did I. Life became exactly as it was before I met Guilmon. Kazu still made bad jokes and Miss Nami still gave too much homework. Sometimes I go by our old hangouts just to see if he's there. Don't know why I bother, 'cause he's never there. Most times I'm OK but there's this one thing that bugs me: a promise I made to a friend—a promise I don't think I can keep. (beat) Actually, scratch that. I think I'm going to keep that promise after all."
"Takuya: But even if I spent time with my family..."
"Zoe & J.P.: ...or other friends..."
"Koji & Koichi: ...or with our family..."
"Tommy: ...or just hanging around not crying..."
"Takuya: ...I'll be best friends with you guys!"
"All: Forever!"
"We couldn't have done it without you, thanks for helping!"
"Adios, amigos! See you soon!"
"Hasta luego, amigos!"
"See you soon!"
"Dad was right. It was the most amazing thing we'd ever seen. And he was right about something else, too. It really did bring our family closer than we'd ever been before."
"So long, everybody. It's been fun. Your friend forever, Doug!"
"For the continued adventures of Goku and his friends, be sure to watch Dragon Ball Z!"
"Young Uub has been taken in by the greatest warrior on the planet--Goku, the orphan who fell from the stars to become the savior of mankind. One thing is certain: as long as Goku lives, peace AND prosperity will reign."
"And now we end the story of the Dragon Balls with the hope that the Earth will never again see the kind of darkness that brought it close to extinction so many times. But if that day comes, there is one who will step out of the shadows and fight in the name of all that is good and true!"
"Til we meet again, guys!"
"Goku, please come home."
"This is the journey that will never end. The struggle to push beyond all limits and we define the meaning of power new and mightier foes will arise, new adventures will begin and Goku and his fellow warriors will be ready. Until then, we bid you farewell!"
"We here at the School De Fancy now sees that everyone has their own way of being fancy. And as long as it makes you happy...we think it's magnifique!"
"It sure feels magnifique to be home!"
"It's…magic. And the only thing more magical than Paris is famille. That's French for family."
"I'm ready for anything."
"I wanted to be cool one time, just once. Nerd."
"Guess we'll have to figure it out."
"We're working on it."
"I'll get you next time, Gadget! Just you wait!"
"Next time, Gadget! Next time!"
"It'll be okay. When it does come, we'll be there. Besides, there's a lot more of people more than evil thoughts and bad deeds. There's bravery. Everybody has that. right in there."
"Watch out."
"Awwww...!!"
"We should have bought the whoopie cushion! [groans]"
"Wow! This is the best Best Friends Day ever!"
"Hey, Get back here. You little booger!"
"Sorry, boss."
"Looks like I'm back in Bikini Bottom forever!"
"Yeah I think right now might be the best time."
"Plankton, What have you done to my daughter? You made her cry! You know, she could been with an ATM! Someone with money, But she chose you! I don't know why!"
"Aw, I knew Plankton was hatching an evil plan the whole time. So I just adjusted the controls to put Plankton where he can't do any harm. Nobody fools a squirrel from Texas! [Laughs which turns into evil laughter]"
"Well, it's like I told you before boy, there ain't no such thing as witches, or curses, or magical beings, or..."
"Oh, sorry, sir. I just sold it a minute ago. But we do have this slightly used Taco Stand for sale."
"I think stealing a mail truck definitely counts as naughty. Wouldn't you say, Potty? Ho ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!"
"I sure would, Santa. [laughs] Merry Christmas!"
"Huh? Why are you Laughing?"
"See Patrick, bubbles are the answers to everything."
"Great! Now, GET TO WORK!!!"
"Oh, he'll be fine."
"You have a thing on your thing."
"You're a menace!"
"Goodnight. Eat tight. "Eat tight." [Laughs then snores]"
"Here we go again!"
"Well, I still am a little mad."
"Sandy, help us!"
"You'll come back now, you hear?"
"Best fan club ever!"
"Best Plank Day Ever!"
"This was fun!"
"Hey, nice bathroom! I call the top bunk!"
"I just love my fabulous, filthy family."
"Yes, Mom, I love shopping."
"Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!"
"This really was the best slumber party ever."
"Yes, I am."
"Wait, what just happened?"
"Looks like we're getting the hang of not being so overprotective, huh, Howie? Howie? I'll get the smelling salts."
"Ooh, I got one: hamburgers."
"Actually, that was an 18th century Japanese parasol, but no problem."
"It's just till the end of the summer."
"You got it! All right, everybody. Back to class, or it's a week's detention!"
"Oh, no. Chamomile."
"Oh. Our own personal mud masks! Nature is classier than I thought."
"Liam! I found your retainer!"
"Ronnie Anne! That's my line!"
"Thank you, Mr. President."
"Sweet dreams, mijo."
"Even the problem, not our jurisdiction."
"Where are we?"
"GARFIEEEEEEELLLLLDDD!!!!!!!"
"I made the show. Hulk Out. Bam, I said it. Hulk Out."
"So, I guess this is it. But there's no need to get all sappy. I thought once I became the Ultimate Spider-Man, that would mean my work was done. But far from it. This isn't the end, this is only the beginning."
"TBA (Coming Soon!)"
"That's why we should get going!"
"Yes! She loves it! Now that is good news."
"Happy Birthday, Kimi!"
""Gotcha"!?"
"Well look, class! Our friend Mr. Sun has come to say hello! Isn't it wonderful? And we're all back to our happy happy happy selves!"
"Yes, please!"
"Except Donatello's cooking."
"Yeah! Ha-ha-ha!"
"We are home."
"Wait, what?"
"Season's Greetings!"
"Parting is such sweet sorrow."
"Good! Now I can finally have the non-scary Halloween I wanted. Pumpkin spice latte, anyone?"
"At least things can only go up from here. [sighs] Of course."
"Yes. Throw all your money on the ground. Very smart. That's all for now, we hope we enjoyed our incredible race around the world. Be sure to keep an eye out for more of The Ridonculous Race."
"Worst ending ever."
"We shall see, Galvatron. We shall see."
"Who's the smartest shark around?/Who's the coolest shark in town?/Sky-Byte, that's me! Ha!"
"The war between the Autobots and the Decepticons has come to an end, and without the hatred between the two sides, there was no evil to feed Unicron, and he became powerless. Both Unicron and Megatron scattered into the far reaches of the universe. As for me, my purpose has been served. Cybertron is safe and Transformers live in peace with the Mini-Cons. So the next time you look out into space and see a peaceful star far, far away, it just might be Cybertron. TRANSFORM!"
"Check it out, Ironhide. That's our future out there."
"Fire up the engines to full throttle! We have a course set to the far reaches of the universe, and it's time to go! Courage, hope for the future, and teamwork—our adventure will continue as long as we remember the words of Primus: 'Til all are one! TRANSFORM!!!"
"That would be the easy way out, Megatron. You don't deserve it."
"Until we meet again, old friend."
"I want to get a picture of my heroes."
"Saved by the howl. Autobots, let's rev up and roll out."
"Nice job, Bat-team."
"Happens to the festival, Amigo."
"But Look How It Ended!"
"Listen. Whatever it is you choose to do, I want you to know that you're not alone."
"To next year!"
"Wait for us!"
"Yes, I think I'm ready. Mom, Dad, I feel like were going to meet very, very soon."
"I think I'm ready. Mom, Dad, I feel like we're going to meet really soon."
"I am ready. Mom, Dad, I have a feeling we're going to meet very, very soon."
"Your journey on the path of magic also passes through Gardenia. Now off you go, you're on in a minute!"
"A fairy's magical journey includes all her dreams and passions. Now off you go, show me what you've got, girls!"
"Best little sister in the known universe!"
"Thanks, cuz."
"Even the smallest creature can play a key role in the destiny of all the worlds."
"Winx forever!"
"There is not enough room for fairies and witches on earth!"
"The vacation starts now!"
"Let's go home!"
"We are the Superstar!"
"Congratulations, [Character]... You really are the greatest Superstar in the universe!"
"There's someone else..."
"Enjoy the festivities, everyone!"
"What is your wish, Mario?"
"Thank you, Link... Goodbye..."
"I have scattered the seeds of the future..."
"(post-credits:) As for our destination... the wind will guide us!"
"A-HA!! I think I've found out where I went wrong! G.I.R.! Hand me that wrench and those bolts! Those disgusting, wretched HUMANS will pay for what they did to me this day! I WILL take over the world!!"
"To be continued..."
"Yeah, what are the odds of that?"
"Why am I laughing?"
"(last line) Ha ha ha... Did you really think you could stop bad things from happening? Don't you see that Chaos always catches up with you? You've tried being hero... Why not let your darker side free? There's only one truth in this life, New Kid. No matter how hard you try to change the past..your dad will always have fucked your mom. (Story mode)"
"At least she's not a vamp kid (From Dusk Till Casa Bonita)"
"Ah! Now you really REALLY don't want to go down THAT road. (Bringing the Crunch)"
"Yippee! I'm rich!"
"Stand still while I take your picture."
"Of course, you know this is coming out of your paychecks."
"There's still work to be done out there! Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy wouldn't stop, and neither will I! We can't rest until Bikini Bottom is safe!"
"Now you tell me!"
"Patrick, NO!"