"[offscreen in-credits:] But, then it turns good again and that means it's better than if it had never been bad a while, and now things aren't good. They are in fact very, very bad, but at least my heart is starting to heal slowly, but surely, how I cried, it was like a little thunderstorm on my face, but I'm a man, okay? So, I need to pull myself together, pick up a pen, and get it all out in my journal. I mean it's not all bad, having my heart broken has allowed me to speak in front of you so, you know, the silver lining."
January 1, 1970
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