"So, I'm happy to report, and you'll be happy to hear, I'm taking life one game at a time. Of course, the job hasn't changed, but, news flash, the Nicelanders are being nice to me and that got me thinking about those poor guys left without a game. So here's what we did. We asked them to help us out on the bonus levels. I'm telling you, guys, we haven't been this popular in years, it's crazy. The gamers say we're "retro", which I think means "old but cool". Oh, and I decided that living in the dump wasn't making me feel very good, so I cleaned it up, built myself a little shack and a couple for the new guys, too. Well, with a little help from Felix. Oh, and guess who was the best man at his and Calhoun's wedding, that's right, my friends, old Ham Hands himself. Very elegant affair, you should've seen it, lot of grandeur, and not a single bug. Let's just say, some tears were shed. But I gotta say, the best part about my day is when I get thrown off the roof, because when the Nicelanders lift me up, I get a perfect view of Sugar Rush, and I can see Vanellope racing. The kid's a natural, the players love her, glitch and all, just like I knew they would. Turns out I don't need a medal to tell me I'm a good guy. Because if that little kid likes me, how bad can I be?"