Incest in film

"It is in the humble opinion of this narrator that this is not just "something that happened." This cannot be "one of those things"... This, please, cannot be that. And for what I would like to say, I can't. This was not just a matter of chance. … These strange things happen all the time."

"We may be through with the past, but the past is never through with us."

"I'll tell you everything, and you tell me everything, and maybe we can get through all the piss and shit and lies that kill other people."

"Let me tell you something, this is not an easy job. I get a call on the radio, dispatch, it's bad news. And it stinks. But this is my job and I love it. Because I want to do well. In this life and in this world, I want to do well. And I want to help people. And I might get twenty bad calls a day. But one time I can help someone and make a save, correct a wrong or right a situation, then I'm a happy cop. And as we move through this life we should try and do good. Do good... And if we can do that, and not hurt anyone else, well... then..."

"I lost my gun today when I left you and I'm the laughingstock of a lot of people. I wanted to tell you. I wanted you to know and it's on my mind. And it makes me look like a fool. And I feel like a fool. And you asked that we should say things, that we should say what we're thinking and not lie about things. Well, I can tell you that, this, that I lost my gun today, and I am not a good cop. And I'm looked down at. And I know that. And I'm scared that once you find that out you may not like me."

"A lot of people think this is just a job that you go to... take a lunch hour, the job's over, something like that. But it's a 24-hour deal... no two ways about it... and what most people don't see is just how hard it is to do the right thing. People think if I make a judgment call, that it's a judgment on them. But that's not what I do, and that's not what should be done. I have to take everything and play it as it lays. Sometimes people need a little help. Sometimes people need to be forgiven. And sometimes they need to go to jail. And that's a very tricky thing on my part... making that call. The law is the law, and heck if I'm gonna break it. But if you can forgive someone... well, that's the tough part. What can we forgive? Tough part of the job. Tough part of walking down the street."

"I can't let this go. I can't let you go. Now, you... you listen to me now. You're a good person. You're a good and beautiful person and I won't let you walk out on me. And I won't let you say those things, those things about how stupid you are and this and that. I won't stand for that. You want to be with me... then you be with me. You see?"

"I loved her so. She knew what I did, she knew all the fucking stupid things I’d done. But the love was stronger of anything you can think of. The goddamn regret. THE GODDAMN REGRET! And I’ll die, now I’ll die and I’ll tell you what. The biggest regret of my life, I let my love go. What did I do? I’m sixty-five years old, and I’m ashamed. Million years ago, the fucking regret and guilt, these things... don’t ever let anyone ever say to you, you shouldn’t regret anything. Don’t do that, don't! You regret what you fucking want, use that, use that, use that regret for anything, any way you want, you can use it, OK? Oh, God. This is a long way to go with no punch. A little moral, story I say: Love...Love...Love. This fucking life, it’s so fucking hard. So long, Life ain’t short it’s long, it’s long. God damn it! God damn, what did I do? What did I do? What did I do?"

"In this big game that we play, life, it's not what you hope for, it's not what you deserve, it's what you take. I'm Frank T.J. Mackey, a master of the muffin and author of the Seduce and Destroy system now available to you on video and audio cassette. Seduce and Destroy will teach you the techniques to have any hardbody blonde just dripping to wet your dock. Bottom line? Language. The magical key to unlocking the female analytical mindset. Tap directly into her hopes, her wants, her fears, her desires, and her sweet little panties. Learn how to make that lady "friend" your sex-starved servant. I don't care how you look. I don't care what car you drive. I don't care what your last bank statement says. Seduce and Destroy produces an instant money-back guarantee trance-like state that will get you this ´— naughty sauce you want fast. Hey — how many more times do you need to hear the all-too-famous line of "I just don't feel that way about you?""

"Respect the cock! And tame the cunt! Tame it! Take it on headfirst with the skills that I will teach you at work and say no! You will not control me! No! You will not take my soul! No! You will not win this game! Because it's a game, guys. You want to think it's not, huh? You want to think it's not? Go back to the schoolyard and you have that crush on big-titted Mary Jane. Respect the cock. You are embedding this thought. I am the one who's in charge. I am the one who says yes! No! Now! Here! Because it's universal, man. It is evolutional. It is anthropological. It is biological. It is animal. We... are... men! [simulating sexual thrusting]"

"Men are shit. What? Men... are... shit. What, isn't that what they say? Because we do bad things, don't we? We do horrible, heinous, heinous, terrible things. Things that no woman would ever do. No, women, they don't lie. No, women don't cheat. Women don't manipulate us. But you see what I'm getting at. You see what society does? Little boys, it's, "Wow, womaaaan!" We are taught to apologize. I am sorry. I am so sorry, baby. I am so sorry. What is it that we need? Is it their pussies? Their love? Mommy wouldn't let me play soccer... and Daddy, he hit me, so that's who I am, that's why I do what I do? Fucking bullshit. I will not apologize for who I am. I will not apologize for what I need. I will not apologize for what I want!"

"One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do Two can be as bad as one It's the loneliest number since the number one No is the saddest experience you'll ever know Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know."

"Oh, for the sake of momentum I've allowed my fears to get larger than life. And it's brought me to my current agendum Whereupon I deny fulfillment has yet to arrive. And I know life is getting shorter, I can't bring myself to set the scene. Even when it's approaching torture, I've got my routine."

"Now that I've met you, Would you object to Never seeing each other again? 'Cause I can't afford to Climb aboard you. No one's got that much ego to spend. So don't work your stuff, Because I've got troubles enough. No, don't pick on me When one act of kindness could be Deathly, Deathly, Definitely."

"The sex you're trading up for What you hope is love Is just another thing that He'll be careless of. But though there are caveats galore, You've only got to love him more — And you do; You really do. Even when it's all too clear."

"You're sure There's a cure. And you have finally found it. You think One drink Will shrink you 'til you're underground And living down. But it's not going to stop. It's not going to stop. It's not going to stop 'Til you wise up."

"Like Peter Pan, or Superman, You have come... to save me. Come on and save me... Why don't you save me? If you could save me, From the ranks of the freaks, Who suspect they could never love anyone, Except the freaks, Who suspect they could never love anyone, Except the freaks, Who could never love anyone."

"I have a feeling, one of those gut feelings, that I'll make pretty good movies the rest of my life. And maybe I'll make some clunkers, maybe I'll make some winners, but I guess the way that I really feel is that Magnolia is, for better or worse, the best movie I'll ever make."

"Magnolia is operatic in its ambition, a great, joyous leap into melodrama and coincidence, with ragged emotions, crimes and punishments, deathbed scenes, romantic dreams, generational turmoil and celestial intervention, all scored to insistent music. It is not a timid film. … The movie is an interlocking series of episodes that take place during one day in Los Angeles, sometimes even at the same moment. Its characters are linked by blood, coincidence and by the way their lives seem parallel. Themes emerge: the deaths of fathers, the resentments of children, the failure of early promise, the way all plans and ambitions can be undermined by sudden and astonishing events. … All of these threads converge, in one way or another, upon an event there is no way for the audience to anticipate. This event is not "cheating," as some critics have argued, because the prologue fully prepares the way for it, as do some subtle references to Exodus. It works like the hand of God, reminding us of the absurdity of daring to plan. And yet plan we must, because we are human, and because sometimes our plans work out. Magnolia is the kind of film I instinctively respond to. Leave logic at the door. Do not expect subdued taste and restraint, but instead a kind of operatic ecstasy. At three hours it is even operatic in length, as its themes unfold, its characters strive against the dying of the light, and the great wheel of chance rolls on toward them."

"Magnolia is a film of sadness and loss, of lifelong bitterness, of children harmed and adults destroying themselves. As the narrator tells us near the end, "We may be through with the past, but the past is never through with us." In this wreckage of lifetimes, there are two figures, a policeman and a nurse, who do what they can to offer help, hope and love. … The central theme is cruelty to children, and its lasting effect. This is closely linked to a loathing or fear of behaving as we are told, or think, that we should. … As an act of filmmaking, it draws us in and doesn't let go. It begins deceptively, with a little documentary about amazing coincidences (including the scuba diver scooped by a fire-fighting plane and dumped on a forest fire) … coincidences and strange events do happen, and they are as real as everything else. If you could stand back far enough, in fact, everything would be revealed as a coincidence. What we call "coincidences" are limited to the ones we happen to notice."

"In one beautiful sequence, Anderson cuts between most of the major characters all simultaneously singing Aimee Mann's "It's Not Going to Stop." A directorial flourish? You know what? I think it's a coincidence. Unlike many other "hypertext movies" with interlinking plots, Magnolia seems to be using the device in a deeper, more philosophical way. Anderson sees these people joined at a level below any possible knowledge, down where fate and destiny lie. They have been joined by their actions and their choices. And all leads to the remarkable, famous, sequence near the film's end when it rains frogs. Yes. Countless frogs, still alive, all over Los Angeles, falling from the sky. That this device has sometimes been joked about puzzles me. I find it a way to elevate the whole story into a larger realm of inexplicable but real behavior. We need something beyond the human to add another dimension. Frogs have rained from the sky eight times this century, but never mind the facts. Attend instead to Exodus 8:2, which is cited on a placard in the film: "And if thou refuse to let them go, behold, I will smite your whole territory with frogs." Let who go? In this case, I believe, it refers not to people, but to fears, shames, sins. Magnolia is one of those rare films that works in two entirely different ways. In one sense, it tells absorbing stories, filled with detail, told with precision and not a little humor. On another sense, it is a parable. The message of the parable, as with all good parables, is expressed not in words but in emotions. After we have felt the pain of these people, and felt the love of the policeman and the nurse, we have been taught something intangible, but necessary to know."

"There is no film... EVER... that has made me think and made me feel and made me question like Magnolia. It made me laugh and cry and squirm and giggle with nervous laughter. Yet, I can't deny that five years later my life is changed because I've seen Magnolia. I sit here at my computer getting goosebumps at the tenderness of Philip Seymour Hoffman."

"Easily one of the best films in recent memory, the severely underrated Magnolia won top prizes at the Berlin Film Festival and the Toronto Film Critics Association Awards but was virtually ignored by the Academy (it scored three nominations without a win among them). Detractors missed its simple but affecting beauty. Writer/director P.T. Anderson assembles a riveting melodrama, or rather several riveting melodramas that can barely contain their energy and outpouring emotions. The individual vignettes, each brought to vivid life by a veteran cast at their best, are tied together by a theme as basic and yet crucial as forgiveness — a point driven home by Anderson’s use of biblical references (a certain amphibian in particular). There’s nothing subtle about either Anderson’s ideas or his tendency to pay homage to Altman and Scorsese. And there’s no denying how lively and entertaining the whole experience is."

"Anderson's meandering multi-story megasoap with a message is over-ambitious, self-conscious, self-indulgent, self-important and clumsy into the bargain. But it's also one of the most enthralling and exhilarating American movies in ages. … Insofar as the film is about "story", little happens save that Anderson initially conceals information, and then slowly scatters snippets so that we can piece the jigsaw together. For all the humour, it's a dark portrait of loss, lovelessness and fear of failure in contemporary America, and not a film that trades in understatement."

"Things fall down. People look up. And when it rains, it pours."

"Tom Cruise - Frank T.J. Mackey"

"Pat Healy - Sir Edmund William Godfrey/Young Pharmacy Kid"

"Julianne Moore - Linda Partridge"

"Genevieve Zweig - Mrs. Godfrey"

"Mark Flannagan - Joseph Green"

"William H. Macy - Quiz Kid Donnie Smith"

"Jeremy Blackman - Stanley Spector"

"Philip Seymour Hoffman - Phil Parma"

"John C. Reilly - Jim Kurring"

"Ricky Jay - Burt Ramsey/Narrator"

"Philip Baker Hall - Jimmy Gator"

"Melora Walters - Claudia Gator"

"Listen, pal. I make an honest living. People only come to me when they're in a desperate situation. I help 'em out. I don't kick families out of their houses like you bums down at the bank do."

"So there's this guy Walsh, do you understand? He's tired of screwin' his wife... So his friend says to him, "Hey, why don't you do it like the Chinese do?" So he says, "How do the Chinese do it?" And the guy says, "Well, the Chinese, first they screw a little bit, then they stop, then they go and read a little Confucius, come back, screw a little bit more, then they stop again, and then they go out and they contemplate the moon or something like that. Makes it more exciting". So now, the guy goes home and he starts screwin' his own wife, see. So he screws her for a little bit and then he stops, and he goes out of the room and reads Life magazine. Then he goes back in, he starts screwin' again. He says, "Excuse me for a minute, honey". He goes out and he smokes a cigarette. Now his wife is gettin' sore as hell. He comes back in the room, he starts screwin' again. He gets up to start to leave again to go look at the moon. She looks at him and says, "Hey, whats the matter with ya. You're screwin' just like a Chinaman!" [Laughs hysterically]"

"[To Lt. Lou Escobar] You're dumber than you think I think you are."

"[To Escobar, mocking him] Come on, Lou, you're in charge. Make a decision."

"Morty: In the middle of a drought and the water commissioner drowns! Only in L.A."

"Man with Knife: You're a very nosy fellow, kitty cat. Huh? You know what happens to nosy fellows? Huh? No? Wanna guess? Huh? No? Okay. They lose their noses. [flicks knife, cutting open Jake's nostril] Next time you lose the whole thing. Cut it off and feed it to my goldfish. Understand? Understand!?"

"Lawrence Walsh: Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."

"Jack Nicholson - Jake 'J.J' Gittes"

"Faye Dunaway - Evelyn Cross Mulwray"

"John Huston - Noah Cross"

"Perry Lopez - Lieutenant Lou Escobar"

"John Hillerman - Russ Yelburton"

"Darrell Zwerling - Hollis I. Mulwray"

"Diane Ladd - Ida Sessions"

"Roy Jenson - Claude Mulvihill"

"Roman Polanski - Man with Knife"

"Richard Bakalyan - Detective Loach"

"Joe Mantell - Lawrence Walsh"

"Bruce Glover - Duffy"

"Nandu Hinds - Sophie"

"James Hong - Kahn, Evelyn's Butler"

"Beulah Quo - Maid"

"Belinda Palmer - Katherine Cross"

"Burt Young - Curly"

"Jerry Fujikawa - Gardener"

"They served you Breakfast. They gave you Pie. Now we're gonna stuff your face."

"Chris Evans — Jake Wyler"

"Chyler Leigh — Janey Briggs"

"Eric Christian Olsen — Austin"

"Eric Jungmann — Ricky Lippman"

"Deon Richmond — Malik"

"Jaime Pressly — Priscilla"

"Mia Kirshner — Catherine Wyler"

"Ron Lester — Reggie Ray"

"Jesus can see everything. He tells me you moved, by Christ, I'll beat you brainless."

"Lick your tongue, now lick me here.... that prickles..."

"I sing this song when I want to be close to my good friend Jesus........"

"You still look good, Flo. You always were a good looking broad."

"Hey son, you can call me pop. I'm your pop."

"Yeah yeah alright. Don't go making a big thing of it."

"Hey what's up son, you got a mental condition or something?"

"Christ, kid, you're a weirdo!"

"Christ Flo, you gotta see the funny side of it, all these years and I never know'd I had a son"

"I know you're in there Florence.... I'll be back....."

"Council worker: Oi, piss off out the way mate, I gotta cut this tree down... Hey, you fuckin deaf...You're a queer looking rooster aren't ya? what are ya one of them fuck in' greenies aye, C'mon on, fuck off or I'll cut your prick off.....fuckin idiot...go on, get out of it"

"Angel: Here's your bed, and there's your suitcase, and I've put your cat in the freezer, and we can bury that tomorrow, ok?"

"How come... cat no gas mask? Don't need one... cats don't breathe."

"You be sexy woman, Flo."

"Come on, cat. Pizza!"

"Me be Pop now."

"Be still ya litte cunt! I'll beat ya brainless!"

"God be a useless cunt!"

"Christ, I beat you brainless."

"You're a sexy woman Flo, you've got great big whoppa's."

"Bubby being left to die... me Pop now!"

"Pop get pizza for cat!"

"Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"

"[upon discovery of dead cat in Bubby's luggage] That be Cat!"

"Fuck you, God! Strike me down if you dare! Angel be beautiful. God be a useless cunt!"

"Two of those wonderfully fattening chocolate eclairs please, Sam!"

"[to traffic cop] Get off of the fuckin' road you greenie bastard! Get off of the fuckin' road you greenie bastard! Get off..." [cop drags Bubby out of car & beats him "I don't like smart cunts!"]"

"Bubby is the apprentice Roadie. Band Member: "Yeah Righto. Just don't drop the fucking speaker!""

"What do you think of your dinner, Mr. Pop?" "Pizza be better than this!"

"Angel: You're rich, you're handsome...... you think it's OK to make fun of people like me...... well, it's just hurtful......""

"You see, no one's going to help you Bubby, because there isn't anybody out there to do it. No one. We're all just complicated arrangements of atoms and subatomic particles — we don't live. But our atoms do move about in such a way as to give us identity and consciousness. We don't die; our atoms just rearrange themselves. There is no God. There can be no God; it's ridiculous to think in terms of a superior being. An inferior being, maybe, because we, we who don't even exist, we arrange our lives with more order and harmony than God ever arranged the earth. We measure; we plot; we create wonderful music. We are the architects of our own existence. What a lunatic concept to bow down before a God who slaughters millions of innocent children, slowly and agonizingly starves them to death, beats them, tortures them, rejects them. What folly to even think that we should not insult such a God, damn him, think him out of existence. It is our duty to think God out of existence. It is our duty to insult him. Fuck you, God! Strike me down if you dare, you tyrant, you non-existent fraud! It is the duty of all human beings to think God out of existence. Then we have a future. Because then — and only then — do we take full responsibility for who we are. And that's what you must do, Bubby: think God out of existence; take responsibility for who you are."

"Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way."

"Introduce her to your world of sex, drugs and...what else do you do?"

"She's quite cute, you know. Young, supple breasts, a tight, firm ass... uncharted booty... Be her Captain Picard, Valmont. Boldly go where no man has gone before."

"I hate it when things don't go my way. It makes me so horny."

"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer."

"When I'm through with Cecile, she'll be the premier tramp of the New York area."

"You're telling me you had the chance to fuck her and you didn't? God, are you a chump."

"People don't change overnight, you and I are two of a kind."

"You're just a toy, Sebastian. A little toy I like to play with."

"[to his therapist] You have killer legs. I'd love to photograph them..."

"I didn't know it was asshole day at the Valmont house."

"I'm sick of sleeping with these insipid Manhattan debutantes. Nothing shocks them anymore."

"We've done some pretty fucked up shit in our time but this... I mean, we're destroying an innocent girl. You do realize that?"

"[Letter to Annette] Dear Annette, I don't know what I could possibly say that would rectify the harm I've caused you. The truth of the matter is that being with you was the only time I have ever been happy. My whole life has been a joke. I prided myself on taking joy in others' misery. Well, it finally backfired. I succeed in hurting the first person I ever loved. Enclosed is my most prized possession. My journal. For a long time I considered it my trophy. A sordid collection of my conquests. If you really want to know the truth then please read it. No more lies. Please give me another chance. I'm a wreck without you."

"You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love. Well here it is. Right in front of you, and you're going to turn your back on it. So I guess we're just fucked. I'll move on. But you are going to have to live the rest of your life knowing that you've turned your back on love. And that makes you a hypocrite. Have a nice life."

"Greg McConnell: What is this, Grandma with a birthday present? Suck it, you dumb bitch!"

"Blaine Tuttle: He used to sneak into my dorm room every month. We'd go at it for a little while, and then, as soon as he'd come, he'd start freaking out. "What are you doing, man? I'm not a fag. If you tell anybody, I'll kick your ass!" God. The only reason I let him keep up the charade is because the man's got a mouth like a hoover. Ooh!"

"In the game of seduction, There is only one rule: Never fall in love."

"What you can't have, you can't resist."

"Are you in, or are you out?"

"They're old enough to know better, and too young to care."

"Sarah Michelle Gellar - Kathryn Merteuil"

"Ryan Philippe - Sebastian Valmont"

"Reese Witherspoon - Annette Hargrove"

"Selma Blair - Cecile Caldwell"

"Joshua Jackson - Blaine Tuttle"

"Eric Mabius - Greg McConnell"

"Sean Patrick Thomas - Ronald Clifford"

"Christine Baranski - Bunny Caldwell"

"Louise Fletcher - Helen Rosemond"

"Tara Reid - Marci Greenbaum"

"I knew I should create a sensation, gasped the Rocket, and he went out. (Oscar Wilde - from the Remarkable Rocket)"

"Everyone’s into this scene because it’s supposedly the thing to do right now. But you just can’t fake being gay. You know, if you’re gonna claim that you’re gay you’re gonna have to make love in gay style, and most of these kids... just aren’t going to make it. That line, ‘Everybody’s bisexual’, that’s a very popular thing to say right now. Personally, I think it’s meaningless."

"He thought he fucking was Maxwell Demon in the end – you know? And Maxwell Demon...he thought he was God."

"The world is changed because you are made of ivory and gold. The curves of your lips rewrite history. (Oscar Wilde - from the Picture of Dorian Gray)"

"See yourself on stage, inside-out. Tangled garlands in your hair. Of course, you are pleasantly surprised."

"Heroin used to be my main man. You could be my main man."

"You all know me – subtlety’s my middle name. It’s as subtle as the piece of skin between my vagina and my anus – ooh la! la! Now what’s that called, I can never quite remember...No man’s land? Oh gosh – my guiche, dah-ling!"

"It's funny how beautiful people look when they're walking out the door."

"I knew it was over. I just didn't know it was up to me to make it stop."

"Time, places, people,... they're all speeding up. So, to cope with this evolutionary paranoia, strange people are chosen who, through their art, can move progress more quickly."

"Softly, he said, "I will mangle your mind"."

"Opening Text: Although what you are about to see is a work of fiction, it should nevertheless be played at maximum volume."

"Female Narrator: Histories like ancient ruins are the fictions of empires. While everything forgotten hangs in dark dreams of the past, ever threatening to return."

"Oscar Wilde: I want to be a pop idol."

"Young Boy: Put out the torches. Hide the moon. Hide the stars."

"Female Narrator: For once there was an unknown land, full of strange flowers and subtle perfumes, a land of which it is joy of all joys to dream, a land where all things are perfect and poisonous."

"Female Narrator: Childhood, adults always say, is the happiest time in life. But as long as he could remember, Jack Fairy knew better."

"Child on Subway: Yesterday upon a stair, I saw a man who wasn't there, He wasn't there again today, How I wish he'd go away."

"Trevor: Rock music has always been a reaction against accepted standards. And homosexuality has been going on for centuries. At the moment having a ‘gay’ image is the ‘in’ thing, just like a few years ago it was trendy to wear a long grey coat with a Led Zeppelin record under your arm."

"Lou: I want you because you remember."

"Cecil: He was elegance, walking arm in arm with a lie."

"Cecil: Style always wins out in the end."

"Cecil [about Curt]: The doctors guaranteed the treatment would fry the fairy clean out of him. But all it did was make him bonkers everytime he heard electric guitar."

"Jonathan Rhys Meyers - Brian Slade"

"Christian Bale - Arthur Stuart"

"Ewan McGregor - Curt Wild"

"Toni Collette - Mandy Slade"

"Micko Westmoreland - Jack Fairy"

"Eddie Izzard - Jerry Devine"

"Emily Woof - Shannon"

"Joseph Beattie - Cooper"

"[narrating] Have you ever confused a dream with life? Or stolen something when you have the cash? Have you ever been blue? Or thought your train was moving while sitting still? Maybe I was just crazy. Maybe it was the '60's. Or maybe I was just a girl... interrupted."

"[to Lisa] I've wasted a year of my life here. Maybe everyone out there is a liar. And maybe the whole world is stupid and ignorant. But I'd rather be in it. I'd rather be fucking in it, than down here with you."

"[narrating] Was I ever crazy? Maybe. Or maybe life is... Crazy isn't being broken or swallowing a dark secret. It's you or me amplified. If you ever told a lie and enjoyed it. If you ever wished you could be a child forever. They were not perfect, but they were my friends and by the '70s, most of them were out living lives. Some I've seen, some never again, but there isn't a day my heart doesn't find them."

"I know what its like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in, but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside, to try to kill the thing on the inside."

"[to Susanna] You think you're free? I'm free! You don't know what freedom is! I'm free! I can breathe! And you - you're gonna go choke on your average fuckin' mediocre life!"

"[Southern accent] Razors pain you, Rivers are damp / Acid stains you, Drugs cause cramps / Guns aren't lawful, Nooses give / Gas smells awful, Ya might as well live."

"[to Daisy about going to Florida] I am going to be the Cinderella at Walt Disney's new theme park, Susanna's gonna be Snow White. You can come if you want, you can be the Cocker Spaniel that eats spaghetti."

"Note that the poem is a quote from Dorothy Parker's "Résumé" (1925)"

"Based on a true story."

"The crazy thing is, you're not crazy."

"Sometimes, the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy."

"Winona Ryder - Susanna Kaysen"

"Angelina Jolie - Lisa Rowe"

"Jared Leto - Tobias 'Toby' Jacobs"

"Brittany Murphy - Daisy Randone"

"Clea DuVall - Georgina Tuskin"

"Angelas Bettis - Janet Webber"

"Whoopi Goldberg - Valerie Owens, R.N."

"Joanna Kerns - Annette Kaysen"

"Christina Myers - Nurse Margie"

"Alison Claire - Nurse Gretta"

"My name is Howard Stern, and welcome to the new morning show. And we have a new feature for you. This is, uh, something special. We have a traffic copter now here at WWWW. Let's go up to Mama Look-a boo boo day in the traffic copter. Mama, you there? Hello? Mama? Uh. [Helicopter sound effect] Hello? [In Mama's voice] Yes, hello. This is Mama Look-a boo boo day, the only black traffic reporter in the Detroit area, I'm proud to say. [in his normal voice] Pleasure to make your acquaintance this morning, Mama. Tell me, uh, what's going on in the traffic? [in Mama's voice] First, a political statement, if I may. Kill, Kill, Kill... The White Man, by Eugene Mama Look-a boo boo day. Eugene is my pen name 'cause I wrote this while I was in the pen. OK, here we go. Kill, kill, kill the white man. Kill him until he is dead. Kill the white man. Thank you."

"[while playing country music] Howdy, cowpokes. Uh, I know I shouldn't be interrupting in the middle of a song, but I got to tell you something. I know a lot of you out there really love this music, but I just don't get it. Explain it to me. And maybe it's 'cause I went to college, and I never drove a truck and had sex with my daddy's sister, but...I guess what I'm trying to say is, I...I don't think I'm the man for this job. So this is your old pal Hopalong Howie saying I quit. I... I think I quit."

"It was then that I made a startling discovery...Lesbians equal ratings."

"I am the hero of the lesbian community, am I not, Robin?"

"I am Officer Howie, and there's a new law in town. We're taking it over."

"[to Alison] It's unbelievable. I got a job offer today from WNBC in New York. Afternoon drive, the most powerful radio station in their chain, $150,000 a year. And they said if I do really well, they're gonna syndicate my program all over the country. This is it. This is everything I want. It's like...It's the dream, the Big Apple."

"I was in the program director's office. His name is Pig Vomit. Yes, because he looks like a pig, and he makes you want to vomit. He's Pig Vomit."

"I want to pray to God right now. Jesus Christ, who I love so much, more than anything in the whole world, I am begging you, please...send a hit man to the United States of America to kill Pig Vomit finally. Thank you. I love you, God. I'll do whatever you say if you just make that come true."

"You know, I could get this girl. I know I could get her. And this is the hell that's my life. I mean, think about it. What would it be like to have sex with her? It would be amazing. But I'm not going to act on it. You know why? Because I'd be a schmuck. No, because I love Alison. She stuck with me through the whole thing, you know? You gotta respect that. I think you have to respect that. You have to respect that."

"So occasionally I make a fool of myself in public, and the FCC wants me off the air, and every fundamentalist group in this country hates my guts, and, yeah, most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not? But my life isn't bad at all. I'm still on the air, I've got my kids, and I've got Alison. Alison... She's the best friend I could ever have. And who knows? With a little time, the right energy...I think I could talk her into some hot lesbo action."

"This little puppy's finally gonna get housebroken."

"You are the Mother-fucking Antichrist!"

"Howard Stern can kiss my ass in hell!"

"Stuttering John: Wait! Wait! Is that it? What, the movie's over? Oh, yeah? That's bullshit! Hi. You know who I am? Yeah, I'm Stuttering John. And you know why I'm pissed? I'll tell you why. I've been getting up at 4:00 every morning to work for Howard. I've been pissing off every publicist, burning every freakin' bridge in the industry, And y-y-you'd figure Howard would pay me back by putting me in his movie! No, he doesn't! I'm not in the movie! I've been in here for 8 years, cuttin' his friggin' potato! I've been smacked around by Morton Downey, punched in the nose by Raquel Welch, and what do I get? I get fucking nothing! That's what I get! I'm not even in this fucking movie! He's says I'll be in the sequel! Yeah? What sequel? Suppose the movie sucks? Th-th-th-there won't even be any sequel!"

"He turned on everyone who tuned in!"

"Never before has a man done so much with so little."

"Howard Stern - Howard Stern"

"Robin Quivers - Robin Quivers"

"Mary McCormack - Alison Stern"

"Fred Norris - Fred Norris"

"Paul Giamatti - Kenny 'Pig Vomit' Rushton"

"Gary Dell'Abate - Himself"

"Jackie Martling - Himself"

"Carol Alt - Gloria"

"Richard Portnow - Ben Stern"

"Kelly Bishop - Ray Stern"

"Allison Janney - Dee Dee"

"Michael Murphy - Roger Erlick"

"Reni Santoni - Vin Vallesecca"

"Amber Smith - Julie"

"Jenna Jameson - Mandy"

"Leslie Bibb - NBC Tour Guide"

"John Stamos - Himself"

"Chris Barron - Himself"

"Flavor Flav - Himself"

"M.C. Hammer - Himself"

"Ted Nugent - Himself"

"Ozzy Osbourne - Himself"

"John Popper - Himself"

"Slash (musician) - Himself"

"Renee Suran - Herself"

"Dee Snider - Himself"

"Tiny Tim - Himself"

"David Letterman - Himself"

"[walking towards fourth wall] Yakshemash. My name a Borat. I like you. I like sex. It's nice."

"[kissing gesture made to woman] Very nice. How much?"

"This is Natalya. [kisses her passionately] She is my sister. She is number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan. [Natalya holds up her trophy] Nice!"

"[On the subway] Hello. My name-a Borat. I'm-a new in town. (A chicken falls out of his briefcase)"

"[To the receptionist in a luxury Georgia hotel] Wazzup with it, vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat parked our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our black asses for the night, so bang-bang, skeet-skeet, nigga. We just a couple of pimps, no hoes."

"[to audience members at a rodeo] My name-a Borat. I come from Kazakhstan. Can I say a-first, we support your war of terror! May we show our support to our boys in Iraq! May US and A kill every single terrorist! May your George Bush drink the blood of every single man, women, and child of Iraq! May you destroy their country so that for next thousand years not even a single lizard will survive in their desert!"

"Sacha Baron Cohen – Borat Sagdiyev"

"Ken Davitian – Azamat Bagatov"

"Pamela Anderson – herself"

"Bob Barr – himself"

"Alan Keyes – himself"

"Luenell – herself"

"Will Ferrell - Chazz Michael Michaels"

"Jon Heder - Jimmy MacElroy"

"Will Arnett - Stranz Van Waldenberg"

"Amy Poehler - Fairchild Van Waldenberg"

"Jenna Fischer - Katie Van Waldenberg"

"William Fichtner - Darren MacElroy"

"Craig T. Nelson - Coach"

"When the melody turns on, gas comes out. When the gas comes out, I fall asleep. I found out later it's the same Valium gas the Russians used on those Chechen terrorists."

"[To a mob of thugs in hallway] Anyone here with an AB blood type, raise your hand. [Three thugs raise their hands]"

"As I expected, I can't get along with anyone today either."

"Erasing my memory and telling me to find the truth was cowardly. I won. So die like you promised."

"Please. Don't tell Mido. What has she done wrong? You know it was all my fault... I have committed an unforgivable sin, against your sister. And I also... did you wrong. But, please leave Mido alone... If by any chance Mido finds out the truth, you son of a bitch, I'll tear you limb from limb. And your remains will never be found. Why? Because I'm going to swallow every last bit."

"I thought I'd lived a simple life. But I've sinned too much."

"The TV is both a clock and a calendar. It's your school, your home, your church, your friend... [Dae-su masturbates to a pop star onscreen] ... and your lover. But... my lover's song is too short."

"If they had told me it was going to be fifteen years, would it have been easier to endure?"

"[The hypnotist quoting a line from his journal] Even though I'm no better than a beast, don't I have the right to live?"

"Can fifteen years of imaginary training really be put to use? [Dae-su fights a gang of thugs] Apparently, it can."

"Can fifteen years of imaginary training really be put to use? [Dae-su tries to sexually assault Mi-do and gets clobbered] No. It can't."

"Laugh, and the world laughs with you... weep, and you weep alone."

"I said... I want to eat something alive. [Before eating a live octopus and then faints at sushi bar counter]"

"I will avenge for my fifteen years... for every tooth I pull out...you will age by one year. [Dae-Su to the man owing the complex where he was imprisoned]"

"I have truly become a monster..."

"No...first I have to kill the bastard! [Responding in his mind to Mido about visiting his wife's grave]"

"If you see a man whose face is hidden behind a violet umbrella...then... my advice is that you become good friends with Television."

"One month...I'm out in one month...One month, just one month...I'm out in one month! What if I am on the 50th floor? I don't care if I fall right down on the ground...I would still be out! [When licking his hands touched by the first raindrops he felt in 15 years after digging with a chopstick through the wall]"

"Remember this: "Be it a rock or a grain of sand, in water they sink as the same.""

"What I am isn't important. Why is important."

"You really are the very monster I created, aren't you? But you won't find out the "why" of this if you kill me. Fifteen years of being curious would go to waste."

"I'm going to kill every woman you love until you die. You're notorious for not protecting your women."

"Your gravest mistake wasn't failing to find the answer. You can't find the right answer if you ask the wrong questions."

"Oh Dae-su talks too much."

"Your tongue got my sister pregnant! It wasn't Woo-jin Lee's dick; it was Dae-su Oh's tongue!"

"And now... now, what joy will I have left to live for?"

"How's life in a bigger prison, Dae-su?"

"15 years of imprisonment, five days of vengeance"

"Imprisoned for 15 years... ...5 days to seek revenge"

"End of confrontation, one must die."

"15 years forced in a cell, only 5 days given to seek revenge."

"Merlin, I am the strongest! I am the one! The sword! You promised me the sword!"

"Talk! Talk is for lovers, Merlin. I need the sword to be King!"

"Nobody shall have the sword! Nobody shall wield Excalibur...but ME!"

"Any man who would be a knight and follow a king, follow me!"

"Merlin if only you were at my side my old friend to give me courage. There are no war tricks that will fool Mordred and Morgana. More than I ever did I need you now."

"Where are you Merlin? If only you could see me wield Excalibur one more time."

"Where have you been these many years... are you just a dream Merlin?"

"Ready my knights for battle. They will ride with their king once more. I have lived through others for far too long. Lancelot carried my honor, and Guenevere, my guilt. Mordred bore my sins. My knights have fought my causes. Now, my brother, I shall be... king."

"I was not born to live a man's life, but to be the stuff of future memory. The fellowship was a brief beginning, a fair time that cannot be forgotten. And because it will not be forgotten, that fair time may come again. Now once more, I must ride with my knights, to defend what was... and the dream of what could be."

"I have often thought that in the hereafter of our lives, when I owe no more to the future and can be just a man... that we may meet, and you will come to me and claim me as yours, and know that I am your husband. It is a dream I have..."

"Do... as I command! One day, a King will come, and the Sword will rise... again."

"I have walked my way since the beginning of time. Sometimes I give, sometimes I take, it is mine to know which and when!"

"Behold! The Sword of Power! Excalibur! Forged when the world was young, and bird and beast and flower were one with man, and death was but a dream!"

"You will be the land, and the land will be you. If you fail, the land will perish; as you thrive, the land will blossom."

"Anál nathrach, orth’ bháis’s bethad, do chél dénmha."

"Look upon this moment. Savor it! Rejoice with great gladness! Great gladness! Remember it always, for you are joined by it. You are One, under the stars. Remember it well, then... this night, this great victory. So that in the years ahead, you can say, "I was there that night, with Arthur, the King!" For it is the doom of men that they forget."

"I once stood exposed to the Dragon's Breath so that a man could lie one night with a woman. It took me nine moons to recover. And all for this lunacy called, "love", this mad distemper that strikes down both beggar and king. Never again. Never!"

"It is a lonely life, the way of the necromancer... oh, yes. Lacrimae Mundi — the tears of the world."

"The days of our kind are numberèd. The one God comes to drive out the many gods. The spirits of wood and stream grow silent. It's the way of things. Yes... it's a time for men, and their ways."

"Remember, there's always something cleverer than yourself."

"When a man lies, he murders some part of the world."

"Looking at the cake is like looking at the future – until you've tasted it, what do you really know? And then, of course, it's too late."

"I can't give up hope, Lancelot. It's all I have."

"You and the land are one."

"Drink from the chalice and you will be reborn and the land with you."

"The fog is lifting."

"I saw nothing but the wind on the water."

"Ector: [before the battles of unification] All these men are loyal."

"Morgana: [to Merlin] You fool! You thought you would trap me. You are trapped yourself, by the same sorcery you used to deceive my mother. You're nothing. You're not a god, you're not a man. I shall find a man, and give birth to a god."

"Kay: [following Percival's success on the Grail Quest] Guards! Knights! Squires! Prepare for battle!"

"Mordred: [to Arthur during their battle] Come, father. Let us embrace at last."

"Uryens: In the name of God, St. Michael, and St. George, I give you the right to bear arms and the power to mete justice."

"Forged by a god. Foretold by a wizard. Found by a king."

"Sword of power! Sword of kings!"

"No mortal could possess it! No kingdom could command it!"

"[from trailer] Their magic is Merlin. Their king is Arthur. Their power is Excalibur."

"[from trailer] A wizard's ancient spell and the lust of a lord give birth to an empire."

"[from trailer] A world of wizards, kings, warriors, queens, swords, sorcery and desire."

"[from trailer] Forged of splendour and magic, where future meets past, flesh meets steel, and the only fear is the pain of love."

"Nigel Terry - King Arthur"

"Helen Mirren - Morgana"

"Nicholas Clay - Lancelot"

"Cherie Lunghi - Guenevere"

"Nicol Williamson - Merlin"

"Robert Addie - Mordred"

"Gabriel Byrne - Uther Pendragon"

"Katrine Boorman - Igrayne"

"Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jericho Cane"

"Robin Tunney - Christine York"

"Gabriel Byrne - The Man/Satan"

"CCH Pounder - Det. Marge Frances"

"Derrick O'Connor - Thomas Aquinas"

"Miriam Margolyes - Mabel"

"Udo Kier - Doctor Abel"

"Victor Varnado - Albino"

"Mark Margolis - The Pope"

"Rod Steiger - Father Kovak"

"John Timothy Botka - Cop at Thomas'"

"Marc Lawrence as Old Man"

"Prepare for the end."

"The end is near"

"When the thousand years are expired, Satan shall be loosed out of his prison."

"Prepare for the end of days."

"On the eve of the millenium an ex-cop torn by loss must regain his faith in order to quell the end of days."

"You will bear witness to the End of Days..."

"[the phone rings] Hello? What number are you calling? You've dialed the wrong number! SORRY? What good is that? How can you ever repay the 30 seconds you have STOLEN FROM MY LIFE! I hate you, your husband, your children and your relatives!"

"[the children are playing doctor in the nude] Sodomites! Caught right in a sex orgy! You dirty filthy...! Is that what you learned in private school?! Nude, nude, nude! You could be pregnant, Beth! And as for you, I never thought you would rape your own SISTER! Oh God, the children are having SEX!"

"Am I living in hell?! Is that it?! Have I gone straight to hell?!"

"You know I hate nature! Look at those disgusting trees, stealing my oxygen!"

"You're just like the rest of the common dykes in this town!"

"Good God almighty."

"[comes into the room wielding a broom] Back off, asshole!"

"[while sitting on Mr. Gravel's face] Down, down, down, down, down, down, down! Down, down, down, down, down!"

"[to Peggy] I am sick of listenin' to your bitchin'. The next time you feel a fit comin' on, go outside and bitch. Bitch at the air. Bitch at the trees. But don't bitch at us!"

"to Mr. Gravel I don't want no white man lookin' at my Tampax!"

"to Peggy I ain't your maid anymore, bitch! I'm your sister in crime!"

"Take them to our ugly expert, and give them a complete overhaul!"

"[while having sex with one of her guards] Oh, that love muscle! Whip it out and show it hard! Oh come on daddy, fuck me! Oh grow little inchworm!"

"That little MF!"

"Hey morons, you got your clothes on backwards!"

"I hope you didn't leave no pecker tracks on my gown!"

"Seize her and fuck her!"

"Come on, bitch! Eat some dog food! Eat it! Eat it, you bitch! Put my baby in the refrigerator!"

"I'm so hungry I could eat cancer!"

"[talking to her breasts] Hi big boys! I bet you didn't know Mommy won the Maryland lottery, yes! I'm going to be buying you lots of new push-up bras, so get ready for your new home! Things are going to be looking up for you two!"

"Good old germ-carrying American currency!"

"Now I won't have any organs! It'll be like having a Barbie doll crotch!"

"I'm going to BLOW YOUR BOWELS OUT!"

"Officer: You like lingerie?! How do you like these little numbers? I sent away to 'em from Fredrick's. They was expensive. I love the feel of cold nylon on my big butt!"

"Princess Coo-coo: Herbert doesn't care if I have ears, he only cares about my mind!"

"Flipper: You lazy bitch! I'm out working my tail off all day and you're in there fucking midgets!"

"Liz Renay - Muffy St. Jacques"

"Mink Stole - Peggy Gravel"

"Susan Lowe - Mole McHenry"

"Edith Massey - Queen Carlotta"

"Mary Vivian Pearce - Princess Coo-Coo"

"Jean Hill - Grizelda Brown"

"This beautiful mobile home you see before you is the current hideout of the notorious beauty Divine, the filthiest person alive!"

"[after Raymond exposes himself to a transsexual in the park, and, shocked, runs away] That is not the only shock you have before you, Raymond Marble, because at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ass hole!"

"[last lines] "The filthiest people alive?" Well, you think you know someone filthier? Watch as Divine proves that not only is she the filthiest person in the world, she's also the filthiest actress in the world! What you are about to see is THE REAL THING!"

"I haven't fallen in love for three whole days!"

"The next package you bring me is getting shoved right up your little ass, can you comprehend that?!"

"Oh my God Almighty! Someone has sent me a BOWEL MOVEMENT!"

"You know who I am, bitch! I'm the filthiest person alive, that's who I am!"

"Gentlemen, the verdict is in. Guilty on all 10 charges of first-degree stupidity."

"You stand convicted of asshole-ism."

"Oh my God,you stupid idiot motherfucker!Connie,go away!"

"I'll burn you to death,stupid bitch!"

"Hold these goddamn chickens!"

"Mama, nobody sends you a turd and expects to live. Nobody!"

"Do my balls, Mama!"

"I guess there's just two kinds of people, Miss Sandstone, my kind of people, and assholes. It's rather obvious which category you fit into."

"We'll see who's the filthiest person alive! We'll JUST SEE!"

"Babs Johnson, oh what a stupid fucking name! She sounds like a chimpanzee on a tire swing."

"Oh I love you Raymond. I love you more than anything in this whole world! I love you even more than my own filthiness! More than my hair color! More than the sound of bones breaking! The sounds of death rattles! Even more than my own SHIT do I love you, Raymond!"

"How can a couch be out of order?!"

"Sandy Sandstone: Eat the bird, bitch!"

"Cookie: I may have to degrade myself in front of Divine's son. He's into a very strange sex scene."

"Edie: Eggs! Eggs! Eggs!"

"Birthday Card: Happy birthday, fatso."

"Cotton: Murder merely relieves tension."

"An exercise in poor taste."

"The filthiest people alive! Their loves, their hates and their unquenchable thirst for notoriety!"

"Divine - Divine / Babs Johnson"

"David Lochary - Raymond Marble"

"Mary Vivian Pearce - Cotton"

"Mink Stole - Connie Marble"

"Danny Mills - Crackers"

"Edith Massey - Edie"

"Channing Wilroy - Channing"

"Cookie Mueller - Cookie"

"Paul Swift - The Egg Man"

"I'm a connoisseur of roads. I've been tasting roads my whole life. This road will never end. It probably goes all around the world."

"I always know where I am by the way the road looks. Like, I just know that I've been here before, I just know that I've been stuck here like this one fucking time before, you know that? yeah."

"There's not another road anywhere that looks like this road, I mean exactly like this road. It's one kind of place, one of a kind. Like someone's face. Like a fucked-up face."

"This is a nice home. Do you live here?... I don't blame you."

"This chick's living in a new car ad."

"When I left home the maid asked me where I was off to, I said 'Wherever, whatever, have a nice day.'"

"When I turn 21, I don't want any more of this life. My mother and father will be surprised at the incredible change. It will impress them more when such a fuck-up like me turns good than if I had been a good son all along. All my bad behavior I'm going to throw away to pay my debt. I will change when everybody expects it the least."

"I never thought I could make it as a real model, you know fashion-orientated modelling, 'cause I'm better at full body poses. It's alright so long as the photographer doesn't come on to you and expect something for nothing. I'm trying to make a living. I like to have a professional attitude. 'Course if the guy wants to pay me, then hell - yeah. Here I am for him. I'll sell my ass, I do it on the street occasionally for cash. Or I'll be on the cover of a book. It's when you start doing things for free that you start to grow wings. Isn't that right, Mike?"

"Hey Mike, stay here and when you wake up come back into town and I'll be waiting for you. You'll be safer here in this comfy neighbourhood than in a city. I grew up in a neighborhood like this. With my dad. He has more fucking righteous gall than all the property and people he lords over. And those he also created. like me his son, but I almost get sick thinking that I am a son to him. You know you have to be as good as him to keep up, you have to be able to lift as big a weight, you have to be able to throw that weight as far. Or make as much money. Or be as heartless. To hold your ground. My dad doesn't realize I'm just a kid. He thinks I'm a threat."

"When you wake up, wipe the slugs off your face. Be ready for a new day."

"Why, you wouldn't even look at a clock unless hours were lines of coke, dials looked like the signs of gay bars, or time itself was a fair hustler in black leather. There is no reason to know the time. We are timeless."

"Some people take your heart, others take your shoes, and still others take you home."

"It's not where you go, it's how you get there."

"Wherever, whatever, have a nice day."

"River Phoenix - Mike Waters"

"Keanu Reeves - Scott Favor"

"William Richert - Bob Pigeon"

"Flea - Bud"

"Udo Kier - Hans"

"James Russo - Richard Waters"

"Grace Zabriskie - Alena"

"Rodney Harvey - Gary"

"I've looked at so many women. I've seen everything, and felt nothing. But when I look at you, it hurts."

"I'm not a doctor. I haven't been to medical school; I haven't even been to high school."

"Good night, you princes of Maine, you kings of New England."

"In other parts of the world young men leave home and travel far and wide in search of a promising future. Their journeys are often fueled by dreams of triumphing over evil, finding a great love, or the hopes of fortunes easily made. Here in St. Cloud's not even the decision to get off the train is easily made, for it requires an earlier, more difficult decision - add a child to your life, or leave one behind. The only reason people journey here is for the orphanage. I came as a physician to the abandoned children and unhappily pregnant women. I had hoped to become a hero. But in St. Cloud's there was no such position. In the lonely, sordid world of lost children, there were no heroes to be found. And so I became the caretaker of many, father of none. Well, in a way, there was one. His name was Homer Wells."

"You don't find it depressing that Homer Wells is picking apples?"

"[discussing the legality of performing abortions] I know it's against the law. I ask you, what has the law ever done for this place?"

"Sometimes you gotta make some rules to think straight."

"[lying in bed, bleeding to death after making Homer and Muddy promise to tell the police he was so upset over his daughter Rose running away that he killed himself] That's right. That's the truth. I'm just tryin' to put things straight. Sometimes, ya gotta break some rules, to put things straight. Ain't that right, Homer? [He looks at Homer who nods with reluctance resignation as he finally accepts this truth] Good. [dies]"

"Fuzzy: I like orange. Should I keep the teeth orange?"

"Tobey Maguire - Homer Wells"

"Michael Caine - Dr. Wilbur Larch"

"Charlize Theron - Candy Kendall"

"Paul Rudd - Lt. Wally Worthington"

"Delroy Lindo - Arthur Rose"

"Erykah Badu - Rose Rose"

"Heavy D - Peaches"

"K. Todd Freeman - Muddy"

"Kieran Culkin - Buster"

"Jane Alexander - Nurse Edna"

"Kathy Baker - Nurse Angela"

"Kate Nelligan - Olive Worthington"

"Paz de la Huerta - Mary Agnes"

"J. K. Simmons - Ray Kendall"

"Evan Parke - Jack"

"Jimmy Flynn - Vernon"

"Erik Per Sullivan - Fuzzy Stone"

"Skye McCole Bartusiak - Hazel"

"Spencer Diamond - Curly"

"Don't do that Otis, she's your sister!"

"Otis, plug it in."

"It's always the same and it's always different."

"Guns are easy to get...I can make a phone call and get a gun. Anybody can get a gun, Otis. My dog can get a gun!"

"The shocking true story of Henry Lee Lucas."

"Yeah, I killed my Mama..."

"He's not Freddy. He's not Jason. He's real."

"before "The Silence of the Lambs" comes the most highly acclaimed and controversial film of the year.""

"Michael Rooker as Henry"

"Tom Towles - Otis"

"Tracey Arnold - Becky"

"Mary Demas - Woman in ditch / Woman with bottle in mouth / Prostitute #1"

"Kristin Finger - Prostitute #2"

"Anne Bartoletti - Waitress"

"Ray Atherton - Fence"

"Kurt Naebig - Marijuana boy"

"Our people are poets. When Dervalloc speaks of killing, he means using reason to defeat your arguments. When he speaks of sending you home in pieces, he means something quite harmless, I'm sure."

"Romans, you are damned. You have wakened the terrible anger of our gods and ancestors, and they will show you no mercy. We will crush your bones into the land you have desecrated. We will slit your veins and watch the blood burst from you and shower down upon our soil. We will swallow you up, and our strong green shoots will spring to life where you once stood. See your gods tremble and fall before the wrath of Boudica!"

"All men die, Isolda. All women, too. Our lives are over in a moment, like a bird that flies out of the darkness into a bright hall full of light and noise and merriment, then out again into the darkness of eternity. But in that moment, we can do great things. We can make ourselves remembered forever. And by all the gods, we will!"

"[last words] That was the beginning of her story, Isolda, my daughter. And no one will ever hear it. Because we don't write our stories down. We live them."

"Look at them. They're fighting this war to save their people. To keep their right to their own land. To preserve their religion and their right to practice it. And we're fighting it because... we're here, because it's our job... professional pride, really. Not enough, is it?"

"Oh, for gods' sake, Severus. This is a woman we're talking about! Soft, squidgy, half a brain... [Agrippina clears her throat] Yes, right, mother, present company excepted."

"[after killing Agrippina with poison] Any more, mother? No? Thank god for that. Peace at last."

"Alex Kingston as Boudica"

"Steven Waddington as King Prasutagus"

"Emily Blunt as Isolda"

"Leanne Rowe as Siora"

"Ben Faulks as Connach"

"Hugo Speer as Dervalloc"

"Gary Lewis as Magior the Shaman"

"Alex Hassell as Roman Officer"

"James Clyde as Roman Sergeant"

"Angus Wright as Severus"

"Steve John Shepherd as Catus"

"Jack Shepherd as Claudius"

"Gideon Turner as Didius"

"Frances Barber as Agrippina"

"Andrew-Lee Potts as Nero"

"Theodor Danetti as Master of Ceremonies"

"Cristina Serban as Iceni Mother"

"Alin Olteanu as Iceni Warrior"

"Emil Hostina as Arcon"

"Claudiu Bleonț as Ossac"

"Claudiu Trandafir as Roman Horseman"

"Ion Haiduc as Captain of the Guard"

"Nicodim Ungureanu as Roman Guard"

"Bogdan Dumitrescu as Roman Guard"

"Michael Feast as Suetonius"

"Kara Tointon as Poppaea"

"Jack Galloway as Suetonius' ADC"

"Dominic Cooper"

"Marian Iacob as Horribulus (uncredited)"

"Dorjn Zaharja as Tysonius (uncredited)"

"Everything is under control."

"....is anyone seeing the truth?"

"This summer everything is under control."

"Denzel Washington - Major Bennett Marco"

"Meryl Streep - Senator Eleanor Prentiss Shaw"

"Liev Schreiber - Congressman Raymond Prentiss Shaw"

"Jon Voight - Senator Thomas Jordan"

"Kimberly Elise - Eugenie Rose"

"Vera Farmiga - Jocelyne Jordan"

"Jeffrey Wright - CPL Al Melvin"

"Simon McBurney - Dr. Atticus Noyle"

"Bruno Ganz - Delp"

"Ann Dowd - Congresswoman Beckett"

"Ted Levine - Colonel Howard"

"Miguel Ferrer - Colonel Garret"

"Dean Stockwell - Mark Whiting"

"Charles Napier - General Sloan"

"Jude Ciccolella - David Donovan"

"Tom Stechschulte - Governor Robert "Bob" Arthur"

"Pablo Schreiber - PFC Eddie Ingram"

"Anthony Mackie - PFC Robert Baker III"

"Robyn Hitchcock - Laurence Tokar"

"Obba Babatundé - Senator Wells"

"Željko Ivanek - Vaughn Utly"

"Al Franken - a reporter"

"Sidney Lumet - a political pundit"

"Anna Deavere Smith - a political pundit"

"Roy Blount, Jr. - a political pundit"

"Fab Five Freddy - a political pundit"

"Roger Corman - the Secretary of State"

"Beau Sia (on a TV screen) - a presenter"

"Gayle King (on a TV screen) - a presenter"

"This holiday season, the slay ride begins."

"Terror Is Coming Home for the Holidays"

"On the 25th day, of the 12th month, one man will creep around your house... and leave... no one alive."

"This Christmas, He'll Treat Them Like Family..."

"Everybody Dies"

"Silent Night Evil Night"

"Katie Cassidy - Kelli"

"Michelle Trachtenberg - Melissa"

"Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Heather"

"Lacey Chabert - Dana"

"Kristen Cloke - Leigh"

"Andrea Martin - Ms. Mac"

"Crystal Lowe - Lauren"

"Oliver Hudson - Kyle"

"Karin Konoval - Billy's Mother"

"Dean Friss - Agnes"

"Robert Mann - Billy"

"Jessica Harmon - Megan"

"Leela Savasta - Clair"

"Kathleen Kole - Eve"

"Howard Siegel - Lover/Stepfather"

"Peter Wilds - Billy's Father"

"Please, these allegations, they're being greatly exaggerated. It was more or less just heavy petting with a brief moment of penetration."

"May we take pause for one moment? Look at courtney's new haircut, doesn't it make his head look like the tip of a penis? It's hilarious."

"I don't like this. Courtney, will you make funny faces to entertain me. [laughs] No! Never triangle face! I hate triangle face! It scares me."

"Isn't that amazing how he can talk and suck my cock at the same exact time."

"Some balls you have Simon, showing yourself to me. No matter what you say, we'll never be friends because I hate mechanical inventions. And you know this."

"Eugh. Leezar wants to make love to Belladonna to create a dragon. That's fucking disgusting."

"Ew. Julie has no dick."

"That thing [Julie] is a dickless traitor."

"The only thing those tits will trap will be my warm spray."

"Guess what, I despise you. You're a bully and a whore."

"I have heard that your Prince Fabious has made his bed recklessly with many maidens. And I heard that he has fungi on his genitalia as a result. Also, he organises orgies with wenches and barbarians alike and he takes sperm on him and gives it to women freely, spilling his seed will nilly as he makes his way through the orgy."

"Will you shut up! I will love you less!"

"This spring, prepare for their excellency."

"Get your quest on."

"Best. Quest. Ever."

"Danny McBrde - Thadeous"

"James Franco - Fabious"

"Rasmus Hardiker - Courtney"

"Natalie Portman - Isabel"

"Toby Jones - Julie"

"Justin Theroux - Leezar"

"Zooey Deschanel - Belladonna"

"Charles Dance - King Tallious"

"Damian Lewis - Boremont"

"Noah Huntley - Head Knight"

"Eva Wyrwal - Dwarf Queen"

"John Fricker - Marteetee"

"Brian Steele - Minotaur"

""Mi zarak beitza ze?! Huliganim! Hayot"!{Who threw egg this?! Hulligans! Animals"!} The teacher Leonid is screaming in hebraw, a languege he's not so goot at, to find who's blame."

""Ma ze?? Tze mikan, retze'akh. Ata lo mitbayesh im isha begili?{"What is this?? Get out of here, murderer! Don't you ashame with a woman in my age?"}-Anna, Alex's grandmother, screaming at Faruk after she thought he did something he actually didn't do."

""Nu, eich hashadyim shele? Kmo tapuhim, nahon"?{Well, how are her tits? Like apples, right"?}-Gadi Fishenzon after he let his friend see his sister, Fritzi, showering but it was his father actually who entered the shower."

""Sfatayim shela'kh kmo krokodil"{"?Your lips are like an crocodile"}-Faruk and his sexual fantasy which was actually with a chicken."

""Geveret, ze meod beyoker"!{"Mrs, it's very expensive"!}-Klara, Alex's mom, doesn't agree at first to pay 2 liras for half a pack of swiss butter."

""Yesh basar of, efshar la'asot marak".{"There is chicken meat, you can make a soup".}-Ya'akov, the husband of the owner of the black market, before he gave Alex and his mom a live chicken."

"Come on... you motherfuckers,... Just die."

"Do you think Evan's okay?"

"Hey, brainiac!... Shhhhh!"

"It's like the garage sale from hell."

"It's the last one you'll ever take."

"Desmond Harrington - Chris Flynn"

"Eliza Dushku - Jessie Burlingame"

"Emmanuelle Chriqui - Carly"

"Jeremy Sisto - Scott"

"Kevin Zegers - Evan"

"Lindy Booth - Francine"

"Julian Richings - Three Finger"

"Gary Robbins - Saw-Tooth"

"Ted Clark - One-Eye"

"Wouldn't it be a trip if Alex Trebek bought a nude painting of me?"

"I hate L.A. All they do is snort coke and talk."

"[talking on sex hotline] Oh! I can feel your balls up against my ass!"

"Don't you want me to lick your balls for you?"

"Child: [walks in on his parents having sex] Silly daddy, sleeping on mommy."

"Short Cuts raises the roof on America."

"From two American masters comes a movie like no other"

"Andie MacDowell - Ann Finnigan"

"Bruce Davison - Howard Finnigan"

"Julianne Moore - Marian Wyman"

"Matthew Modine - Dr. Ralph Wyman"

"Anne Archer - Claire Kane"

"Fred Ward - Stuart Kane"

"Jennifer Jason Leigh - Lois Kaiser"

"Chris Penn - Jerry Kaiser"

"Lili Taylor - Honey Piggot Bush"

"Robert Downey Jr. - Bill Bush"

"Madeleine Stowe - Sherri Shepard"

"Tim Robbins - Gene Shepard"

"Lily Tomlin - Doreen Piggot"

"Tom Waits - Earl Piggot"

"Frances McDormand - Betty Weathers"

"Peter Gallagher - Stormy Weathers"

"Annie Ross - Tess Trainer"

"Lori Singer - Zoe Trainer"

"Jack Lemmon - Paul Finnigan"

"Lyle Lovett - Andy Bitkower"

"Buck Henry - Gordon Johnson"

"Huey Lewis - Vern Miller"

"Charles Rocket - Wally Littleton"

"Michael Beach - Jim Stone"

"Long ago, at the end of the last great Ice Age, there arose in the North a powerful queen. Her name was Juliana, and her ambition was to extend her realm to all the regions of the known world. To this end, she gathered an army and she bore a son, and named him Nekron. And him she tutored in the black arts and in the powers of the mind. And when Nekron came of age and attained mastery of those powers, together they seized control of the region of ice. And from their castle, called Icepeak, they sent a giant glacier rumbling southward. No village or people could stand against its relentless onslaught. And so the remnants of humanity fled South and huddled for warmth among the volcanoes of a mountain region ruled by a generous King named Jarol, from his fortress which men call Firekeep. And still Nekron pushed the ice ever southward into the temperate zone toward Firekeep. And no one dared guess of the outcome of a meeting on the field of battle between fire and ice."

"Don't hunt for death, boy. It finds us all soon enough."

"If you're gonna kill the ice lord, boy, you'd better learn to live with pain."

"Tell me your secrets. Nekron? Nekron?! The girl is wanted by Nekron?!!"

"Perhaps I can turn this to my advantage. Otwa, my son, go and bring the sub-humans, Nekron's dogs. Tell them we have the girl that he wants. Tell them he can have her...for a price."

"Randy Norton – Larn"

"Cynthia Leake – Teegra"

"Steve Sandor – Darkwolf"

"Sean Hannon – Nekron"

"Leo Gordon – Jarol"

"William Ostrander – Taro"

"Eileen O'Neill – Juliana"

"Elizabeth Lloyd Shaw – Roleil"

"Micky Morton – Otwa"

"Tamarah Park – Tutor"

"Big Yank – Monga"

"Greg Wayne Elam – Pako"

"Susan Tyrrell – Juliana"

"Maggie Roswell – Teegra"

"William Ostrander – Larn"

"Stephen Mendel – Nekron"

"Alan Koss – Envoy"

"Clare Nono – Tutor"

"Hans Howes – Defender Captain"

"Ray Oliver – Subhuman"

"Nathan Purdee – Subhuman"

"Le Tari – Subhuman"

"My daughter's getting married, come join us! Leave your worries for awhile, they will still be there you get back, and your memories aren't invited."

"Marriage, previous to The Cause, was awful. Awful. There's a cycle, like life. Birth, excitement, growth, decay. Death. Now... now. How about this? Here comes, a large dragon. Teeth! Blood dripping! Red eyes! What do I got? A lasso. And I whip it up, I wrap it around its neck, and I wrestle! Wrestle! Wrestle him to the ground. I snap up, I say "Sit, dragon!" Dragon sits. I say "Stay!", dragon stays. Now it's got a leash on. Take it for a walk. And that's what-where we're at with it now. It stays on command. Next we're gonna teach it to roll over and play dead."

"Free winds and no tyranny for you, Freddie, sailor of the seas. You pay no rent, free to go where you please. Then go, go to that landless latitude and good luck. If you figure a way to live without serving a master, any master, then let the rest of us know, will you? For you'd be the first person in the history of the world."

"Man is not an animal. We are not a part of the animal kingdom. We sit far above that crown, perched as spirits, not beasts. I have unlocked and discovered a secret to living in these bodies that we hold."

"If you leave me now, in the next life you will be my sworn enemy. And I will show you no mercy."

"What a horrible young man you are. This is acting like an animal. A dirty animal that eats Its own feces when hungry."

"When we're in love we experience pleasure, and extreme pain."

"If you figure a way to live without serving a master, any master, then let the rest of us know, will you? For you’d be the first person in the history of the world"

"[to Clark] I was on a ship that got 13 battle stars and won the war. What'd you do, dummy?"

"And this is where we are at. At the lowest level. To have to explain ourselves, for what? For what we do, we have to grovel? The only way to defend ourselves is to attack. If we don't do that we will lose every battle that we are engaged in. We will never dominate our environment the way we should unless we attack! And the city, city's just noise. I know the city. I know its rotten secrets, its filthy lies and secrets. They... invited us here and welcomed us. Only to throw us down. And kick us out. It's a grim joke."

"This is something you do for a billion years or not at all. This isn't fashion."

"[about Lancaster Dodd] He's making all of this up as he goes along. You don't see that?"

"Joaquin Phoenix - Freddie Quell"

"Philip Seymour Hoffman - Lancaster Dodd"

"Amy Adams - Peggy Dodd"

"Ambyr Childers - Elizabeth Dodd, Lancaster's daughter"

"Jesse Plemons - Val Dodd, Lancaster's son"

"Rami Malek - Clark, son-in-law of Lancaster Dodd"

"Laura Dern - Helen Sullivan"

"Christopher Evan Welch - John More"

"Madisen Beaty - Doris Solstad"

"Lena Endre - Mrs. Solstad"

"Kevin J. O'Connor - Bill William"

"Amy Ferguson - Martha the Salesgirl"

"Joshua Close - Wayne Gregory"

"Jillian Bell - Susan Gregory"

"Patty McCormack - Mildred Drummond"

"Fiona Dourif - Dancer"

"David Warshofsky - Philadelphia Police"

"Steven Wiig - Philadelphia Follower"

"W. Earl Brown - Fighting Businessman"

"Do you know what they call a gathering of crows, Curve? A murder. A murder of crows. Think about it."

"[Picks up Kali holding her like a baby] Hush, little baby, shh, don't say a word. Daddy's gonna buy you a big black bird! [Throws her shattering a window and falling to street below hitting a vehicle]"

"[to the dying Curve] People used to put coins in the mouths of the dead. Do you know why? So they could pay the ferryman to take them across the river Styx. I want to thank you for showing me my pain, Curve. You made me what I am."

"One crow, sorrow. Two crows, joy. Three crows, a letter! Four crows, a boy. [Flashback] Let him go. He's just a child. [Presence] Five crows, silver. Six crows, gold! Seven crows, a secret never to be told."

"Time's up, Curve!"

"Nothing personal, sport."

"[To Spider Monkey] I'll start with Nemo, and then work my way up the food chain."

"Congratulations, Monkey! You just bought yourself a fighting chance!"

"You're wasting your breath Angelito. Nobody's up there... listening."

"I'm all your nightmares rolled into one!"

"Lady Luck's a bitch."

"Life is just a dream on the way to death."

"I believe there's a place where the restless souls wander. Burdened by the weight of their own sadness, they wait for a chance to set the wrong things right. Only then can they be reunited with the ones they love. Sometimes, a crow shows them the way. Because sometimes, love is stronger than death."

"[Inserts hypodermic needle into Bassett] I said we all have our pleasures. Mine is the pain of others. [Injects Bassett]"

"Guess you were right, Bassett. That was a bad batch."

"If you whip him, does he not bleed?"

"You're nothing now, Ashe, not even a ghost!"

"Nothing personal, sport. You were just in the wrong place at the wrong time."

"[To Ashe landing on a vehicle blowing out its windows, chasing him] Fuck you, bird-dick!"

"Hush little baby, please don't cry. Kali's gonna give you eternal life."

"Some people are just born victims."

"Can you look destiny in the eye without flinching?"

"If you give up now, we won't be together."

"[Flashback of Ashe and Danny's murder] Stop wasting your breath, Angelito. There's nobody out there listening!"

"Vincent Perez - Ashe Corven"

"Mia Kirshner - Sarah"

"Richard Brooks - Judah Earl"

"Iggy Pop - Curve"

"Ian Dury - Noah"

"Thuy Trang - Kali"

"Thomas Jane - Nemo"

"Vincent Castellanos - Spider Monkey"

"Tracey Ellis - Sybil"

"There will be another."

"Believe in the power of another."

"The spectacular sequel to "The Crow"!"

"It's another time. It's another world. And another has been chosen."

"4,000 feet of granite, water and wood. Nowhere to climb and the idea is to become part of the mountain...to try and find its soul."

"There's nothing out there but God's little creatures, more scared of you than you are of them."

"Will Anyone Survive Those Hours Just Before Dawn?"

"The nightmare has begun..."

"George Kennedy - Roy McLean"

"Mike Kellin - Ty"

"Chris Lemmon - Jonathan"

"Gregg Henry - Warren"

"Deborah Benson - Constance ("Connie")"

"Ralph Seymour - Daniel"

"Katie Powell - Merry Cat Logan"

"John Hunsaker - Mountain Twins"

"Charles Bartlett - Vachel"

"Jamie Rose - Megan"

"Hap Oslund - Pa Logan"

"Barbara Spencer - Ma Logan"

"With Tiberius, there's always something to fear."

"At the insistence of the senate and the people of Rome, I accept humbly the highest office of our great republic."

"From this moment, all official oaths will contain the following phrase; I will value neither my life nor the lives of my children any more highly than I do the emperor and of his sister Drusilla."

"I am interested in all that is Rome, even down to the length of a toga."

"I am Rome. Wherever I am, Rome is, and there is the senate and the people of Rome."

"If only all Rome had just one neck!"

"You see how I have exhausted myself to make your wedding holy. My blessings to you both."

"As if there ever could be an antidote against Caesar!"

"I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. Although I have taken the form of Gaius Caligula, I am all men as I am no man, and therefore I am a god."

"Now you are a man, Caligula. What are you going to do? You must be the master of your own destiny. Take it with both hands."

"I am nursing a viper in Rome's bosom."

"When Rome was just a city, we were just citizens, known to one another, you see. We were frugal, good, disciplined and dignified. The Romans I rule are not what they were. They lust. They lust for power and pleasure, money, the wives of other men. Oh yes, I am a true moralist, and stern as any Cato. Fate chose me to govern swine. In my old age, I am become a swineherd."

"Every senator believes himself to be a potential Caesar. Therefore every senator is guilty of treason, in thought if not in deed. The senate is the natural enemy of any Caesar, "Little Boots". They offer to prove any law I made before I made it. I said: 'What if I go mad? What then?' No answer. They were born to be slaves."

"Caligula is sickening, utterly worthless, shameful trash. If it is not the worst film I have ever seen, that makes it all the more shameful: People with talent allowed themselves to participate in this travesty."

"I don't see the film as being pornographic, and I certainly didn't set out to make a pornographic movie. It's a question of definitions. To me, pornography is a work of bad art, as opposed to good art. And I don't think Caligula qualifies under the heading of bad art. It was a huge commercial undertaking, and at the same time we wanted to make a serious statement. We've done with cinematic images what so many authors and historians have done with words - we have re-created a complex life-style that flourished before Christ and the Judeo-Christian philosophy came into being."

"The fact that we have used celebrated movie personalities to make a film with sexually explicit passages is probably the source of the controversy. People talk about the violence, of course, but it's easier and more sophisticated to say that you're shocked by the violence rather than the sex."

"I promised that Caligula would fundamentally change the theatergoing public's perception of motion pictures. I said that it would foment changes within the industry itself. I really shot my mouth off, but I meant every word of it, and I still do."

"I made Caligula for the masses, not for a few self-appointed elitists. Besides, every time I read a lousy review I wanted the pleasure of knowing it cost the author $7.50 to write it."

"[We] had to remove a lot of the material that Gore had originally written into the script, so the film is now somewhat more sensual than the original version. In fact, just to give you one example, in the beginning - other than between Caligula and his sister, Drusilla - there were practically no heterosexual scenes at all. Every sex scene Vidal wrote was homosexual in content."

"I never intended to involve myself, certainly not in the actual shooting, until I saw the way Brass had mishandled and brutalized the film's sexuality. No matter what instructions I gave him, no matter how many times we discussed a scene and agreed on its interpretation, Brass would go out of his way to do the opposite. When I was in Rome and present at the studio, he would work within the parameters we had originally agreed. The minute I left Rome or even turned my back, he would go thundering off on his own."

"Let me tell you how ridiculous it got. When it came to casting certain senators and noblemen, [Brass] would deliberately recruit them from a pool of ex-convicts, thieves, and political anarchists that he happened to keep in touch with. That was his sense of humor."

"People think of him [Caligula] as a revolutionary or a figure of fun or a madman. There are so many aspects to him that we know really little about him, just the information that was given to us through a historian, a Roman historian called Suetonius, and he was from the other side of the family, so Suetonius paints Caligula as a very wicked madman, and that's the only reason that Suetonius considers why he did so many, on the face of it, crazy things. My interpretation of the character is not quite like that."

"The Roman Empire, like any other empire, was made up purely of bureaucrats, the army, the priests and everything else, and he systematically goes from one institution to the other, trying to provoke them and trying to get an action out of them, and this is why in our view the misconception is that Caligula was completely mad... Anyway, he tries to destroy the institutions. Of course, naturally, he never fails. I mean, he does fail, simply because it's impossible to destroy a burocracy, and I think that is a very relevant point for modern-day audiences."

"I do recall one particular night shoot… We were called to the set at four o'clock in the afternoon. As usual, nothing was ready. They'd built a set of Tiberius's grotto, on three acres, and were assembling all of the extras and background. The producers worriedly asked if I would go into Peter's trailer (he was playing Tiberius) and go through the lines with him, which we did few times. And then he told me the most remarkable story – whether it is true or not I have no idea – about his grave-robbing Etruscan tombs. He said the best way to find Etruscan jewellery and artefacts was to find the drains in the tombs, and very gingerly sift through them with your fingers because, as the bodies decompose, all of the artifacts deposit themselves into the channels. The thought of Peter O'Toole on his hands and knees in an Etruscan catacomb makes for a lovely image. We spent hours and hours in this trailer. He was smoking … it certainly wasn't tobacco. By the time we got onto the set, 12 hours had passed. We couldn't believe our eyes: the set was covered with people engaging in every sexual perversion in the book. We were totally bemused. Peter would start off his speech, "Rome was but a city..." then pause, look around, and say to me: "Are they doing the Irish jig over there?" I'd look over and there would be two dwarves and an amputee dancing around some girls splayed out on a giant dildo. This went on quite a few times."

"It has an irresistible mixture of art and genitals in it."

"The film was like being on an acid trip. It has its good moments and it has its bad moments and is a fantastical journey. It went where angels fear to tread. In many scenes, you're going: "Oh my God, I can't believe we're going to actually shoot this!" It was sort of horrific, but it was also wonderful."

"Guccione hijacked the film and sandbagged everybody."

"Many of the terrible things that we are going to show in this movie are indeed from history, or indeed from the only two sources that we have; Suetonius and Tacitus, and they may be true or they may not be true. But whatever they are, they are representative of something that those who are interested in history have known for 2000 years and which, until now, have never been [...] divulged to the general public."

"I've always been interested in the Roman Empire, since after all like so many of us I'm a child of the American Empire, and empires tend to be more like one another than different from one another. In a sense, we're looking in a mirror, and we're seeing not just an emperor 2000 years dead, but we see ourselves."

"I think there is a Caligula in everybody, which after all was a pretty normal average young man, put in an abnormal and extraordinary situation, and I think that if I can communicate to an audience that in this monster there is something that is present in all of us, but for one reason or another, generally for lack of opportunity or some ethical sense stops us, therefore we are not in action Caligula. But I'm trying to go to something much deeper, which is in our dreams we are Caligula, and what, after all, is a film, what is celluloid but dreams made into a kind of shadow of reality?"

"What would you have done if you had been given absolute power of life and death over everybody else in the whole world?"

"The most controversial film of the 20th century is now the most controversial film of the 21st century."

"They spoke of it first in whispers... then it took the media by storm."

"No rumour can match the reality."

"Malcolm McDowell - Caligula"

"Teresa Ann Savoy - Drusilla"

"Guido Mannari - Macro"

"John Gielgud - Nerva"

"Peter O'Toole - Tiberius"

"Giancarlo Badessi - Claudius"

"Helen Mirren - Caesonia"

"John Steiner - Longinus"

"Paolo Bonacelli - Chaerea"

"Leopoldo Trieste - Charicles"

"Adriana Asti - Ennia"

"Mirella Dangelo - Livia"

"Richard Parets - Mnester"

"Donato Placido - Proculus"

"Osiride Pevarello - Giant"

"Anneka Di Lorenzo - Messalina"

"Lori Wagner - Agrippina"

"Bruno Brive - Gemellus"

"Paula Mitchell - Subura Singer"

"Do you know what the cure for the human condition is? Disease. Because that's the only way one could hope for a cure."

"Most of my patients have done extraordinary things. Built vast fortunes, commanded great empires... but at a terrible cost. They have no one who cares from them."

"And do you know what we used to recommend for the common stomach ailment? The application of leeches. Based on the diagnosis, I always pitied the leech."

"[as the orderlies strap Lockhart down] It's all for your own safety Mr. Lockhart. We don't believe in chemical anesthesia at the institute. The impurities inhibit the cure. But, with the proper focus, the mind can overcome any amount of pain."

"[repeated line] I'm not a patient!"

"That's resurrected, we need to clean up the Reynolds account in case those fucks at AML decide to do their job."

"There's something in the water. There's something in the fucking water!"

"There is a cure."

"All of us are human. None of us are immune."

"Dane DeHaan - Lockhart"

"Jason Isaacs - Dr. Heinreich Volmer/Baron von Reichmerl"

"Mia Goth - Hannah von Reichmerl"

"Harry Groener - Roland Pembroke"

"Celia Imrie - Victoria Watkins"

"Adrian Schiller - Deputy Director"

"Ivo Nandi - Enrico"

"Ashok Mandanna - Ron Nair"

"Tomas Norström - Frank Hill"

"David Bishins - Hank Green"

"Carl Lumbly - Wilson"

"Lisa Banes - Hollis"

"Godehard Giese - Prim Technician"

"Magnus Krepper - Pieter The Vet"

"Tom Flynn - Humphrey"

"Eric Todd - Josh"

"Jason Babinsky - Carl"

"Johannes Krisch - Caretaker"

"Rebecca Street - Lockhart's Mother"

"Bert Tischendorf - Lockhart's Father"

"Michael Mendl - the Barkeeper"

"[as Réa is mounting on him] I'm your horse?"

"Would you accept to be the mother of a god? To be Mary? Why are sons always asked to be gods?"

"And as they did not like to acknowledge God, God delivered them over to a discerning mind, to do unsuitable things: being filled with all injustice, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, homicidal thoughts, strife, deceit, bad habits; whisperers, revilers, enemies of God. Some who understand the law of God still practice such actions. They are worthy of death. They not only do them, but even commend those who practice them."

"Sometimes, I can admit if I love Hansi's ass so much, then it's because I want God to curse it. I now associate joy... That faraway joy in God that I knew... I admit they're both equally holy. Her ass makes me realize I never really loved God. I liked the idea of being abandoned by God. I was reciting catechism, that's all. God is something other than my old prayers. He is my way of losing my senses. By loving Hansi, I hope to slowly lose my senses. In a slow way, but not lifeless, you know. A choppy slowness. Choppy and scalp-tingling. It doesn't always make me happy. I don't think I lose my senses more with Hansi than with God. I don't know if you wanted to guide me toward this slowness. Maybe you think Hansi isn't perverse enough for me."

"[last line of the film] Please, don't die, mom!"

"The pleasure only begins the moment the worm is in the fruit."

"Wrong isn't what we're about to do. Wrong is wanting to survive it."

"Your father was weak like you. Maybe now you know desire reduces us to weakness."

"The Turks are wonderful. Not like what people say. They're good. Nothing like the Spanish. They're the empty core of life. Living next to them is already stooping low."

"Loving your mother isn't everything... nor being intelligent. Nor being handsome. Nor being frighteningly serious. Where will that take you if you ignore the joy of others?"

"Your father is dead. I won't lie to you anymore. You must admit that I'm worse than him. I don't deserve your respect. What do you think I've been doing every afternoon all these years? Why were you raised by your grandmother? What did you imagine? Look at me, Pierre! I'm a bitch. A slut. No one respects me. Your father knew. He allowed it. If you really love me, then admit that I'm disgusting. I want you to love me for that. For the shame I inspire in you."

"Even if we're thousands of kilometers apart. We must refuse together the world of those patiently waiting for death to enlighten them. We must turn our backs to them with pride."

"The last lap is always the best!"

"The origin of the world is this hole. Nowhere else. Never believe those who pretend otherwise."

"Loulou: This goes to your mother. The Mediterranean bitch."

"Father: I would have preferred doing otherwise. Or living otherwise. But I let myself get overcome by things. Things foreign to me. They settled in. Little by little. They destroyed my hope. They began to rule. You can understand that when I was young this wasn't the life I dreamed of. I didn't dream of this Iife because I wasn't this person.I was full of joy and energy. You didn't know me, Pierre. As soon as you were born, my youth fell apart. I have the impression that my life today doesn't correspond to my true nature. I have the impression I haven't changed. Still full of joy and energy. But unable to prove it to others. Alone in my joy and energy."

"Isabelle Huppert as Hélène"

"Louis Garrel as Pierre"

"Emma de Caunes as Hansi"

"Joana Preiss as Réa"

"Jean-Baptiste Montagut as Loulou"

"Dominique Reymond as Marthe"

"Olivier Rabourdin as Robert"

"Philippe Duclos as Father"

"[into his mini-tape recorder] Diane, it's 4:20pm. I'm standing here at the Wind River near the location where the body of Teresa Banks was found. Diane, this case gives me a strange feeling. Not only has Special Agent Chester Desmond dissappeared without a trace, but this is one of Cole's blue rose cases. The clues that were found by Special Agent Desmond and Agent Stanley have led to dead ends. The letter that was extracted from beneath the fingernail of Teresa Banks gives me the feeling that the killer will strike again. But like the song goes, "who knows where, or when?""

"Don't take the ring, Laura."

"[to Harold] You have to hide the diary, Harold. You made me write it all down. He doesn't know about you. You'll be safe."

"[to Laura] If I had a nickel for every cigarette your mom smoked, I'd be dead."

"The Log Lady: [to Laura] When this kind of fire starts, it is very hard to put out. The tender boughs of innocence burn first, and the wind rises, and then all goodness is in jeopardy."

"Annie Blackburn: [to Laura] My name is Annie. I've been with Dale and Laura. The good Dale is in the lodge and can't leave. Write it in your diary."

"Man from Another Place: Do you know who I am? I am the arm, and I sound like this... [makes whooping sounds]"

"Phillip Jeffries: It was a dream! We live inside a dream!"

"Jacques Renault: Hey, slow pokes... Guess what? There's no tomorrow... Know why, baby? 'Cause it'll never get here."

"Jacques Renault: I'm blank as a fart."

"Mrs. Tremond's Grandson: [to Laura; whispering] The man behind the mask is looking for the book with the pages torn out. He is going towards the hiding place."

"Meet Laura Palmer... In a town where nothing is as it seems... And everyone has something to hide."

"In a town like Twin Peaks, no one is innocent."

"These are the last seven days of Laura Palmer."

"Sheryl Lee as Laura Palmer"

"Ray Wise as Leland Palmer"

"Kyle MacLachlan as Special Agent Dale Cooper"

"Mädchen Amick as Shelly Johnson"

"Dana Ashbrook as Bobby Briggs"

"Phoebe Augustine as Ronette Pulaski"

"David Bowie as Special Agent Phillip Jeffries"

"Eric Da Re as Leo Johnson"

"Miguel Ferrer as Special Agent Albert Rosenfield"

"Pamela Gidley as Teresa Banks"

"Heather Graham as Annie Blackburn"

"Chris Isaak as Special Agent Chester Desmond"

"Moira Kelly as Donna Hayward"

"Peggy Lipton as Norma Jennings"

"David Lynch as Bureau Chief Gordon Cole"

"James Marshall as James Hurley"

"Jürgen Prochnow as Woodsman"

"Harry Dean Stanton as Carl Rodd"

"Kiefer Sutherland as Special Agent Sam Stanley"

"Lenny Von Dohlen as Harold Smith"

"Grace Zabriskie as Sarah Palmer"

"Frances Bay as Mrs. Tremond / Mrs. Chalfont"

"Catherine E. Coulson as Margaret Lanterman / "The Log Lady""

"Michael J. Anderson as The Man from Another Place"

"Frank Silva as Killer BOB"

"Walter Olkewicz as Jacques Renault"

"Al Strobel as Phillip Michael Gerard / MIKE"

"Gary Hershberger as Mike Nelson"

"All I had was my sister. She was the only one ever loved me."

"I was married to a man I didn't love. And he took my sister away from me."

"I know my sister's somewhere in the world. Someday we're going to meet again"

"You know, if you ain't gonna laugh, you need to sell your funny bone."

"We got to show these folks that we belong."

"It's time for you to see the world!"

"Ooh, sweet loving God."

"You must ain't got no kinfolk around these parts."

"There's going to be some changes made."

"You gots to stand up."

"Miss Celie, you look good!"

"A lot of woman."

"The women at this table have lost their minds."

"A bold new take on the beloved classic."

"Fantasia Barrino - Celie Harris-Johnson"

"Taraji P. Henson - Shug Avery"

"- Albert "Mister" Johnson"

"- Harpo Johnson"

"- Squeak / Mary Agnes"

"- Nettie Harris"

"- Old Mister"

"- First Lady"

"- Miss Millie"

"Stephen Hill - Henry "Buster" Broadnax"

"[Acting in a pornographic film] Baby, I'm gonna fuck you up."

"[Final words] That's it, Milos. That's the cinema. That's film!"

"[After Milos has finally revealed that he was raping his son, and his brother was raping his wife] A real, happy Serbian Family. Life... Art."

"It's a pleasure to shake the hand that has jerked such a big cock."

"Right hand is the sex center in any man, It's direct line between your brain and cock. Ever since you childhood. Your hand is special for it has jerked such a special cock. Milos, it's an honor to shake a hand to such an artist of fuck. Pornography is art, but people can't see that!"

"[To a completely offended Milos walking out of the room] Newborn porn! [Pause] Newborn!"

"Rare kind of Monks put seven adult he-goats into a shed during summer. They leave them for a month until their balls are like mellons. When they get too hot, they start fucking one another. The monks take the dried bloody cum off their balls and mix it with milk. It makes the finest bread spread there is. You're a he-goat, Milos. I'm your monk."

"With great talent comes a great desire for self-fuckability."

"Where there is no life, there can't be real art. A real talent will rot here, while maggots are giving press conferences."

"Am I talking to the Balkan sex god. Nikola Tesla of world pornography?"

"Easy on that whiskey. Rye kills sexual appetite."

"Start with the little one."

"Srđan "Zika" Todorović as Milos"

"Sergej Trifunovic as Vukmir"

"Jelena Gavrilovic as Marija"

"Slobodan Bestic as Marko"

"Katarina Zutic as Lejla"

"Luka Mijatovic as Stefan"

"Ana Sakic as Jecina majka"

"Lena Bogdanovic as Doktorka"

"Miodrag Krcmarik as Rasa"

"Nenad Herakovic as Cuvar 1"

"Carni Djeric as Cuvar 2"

"Andela Nenadovic as Jeca"

"Tanja Divnic as Vaspitacica"

"I swear, I don't know nothin'! I swear before God and eight motherfuckin' white people!"

"[Realizing inmates lacking their meal on monitors] Hello, time to feed the pets! [Realizes unresponsiveness of staff, jumps up from chair] God Damn these motherfuckers don't do shit!"

"[Joe bursts into control room] Let's go motherfucker, me and you, man to man come on. SHIT. You want some get back, let me off this table so you and me can go at it motherfucker. What do you say how about it?"

"Heaven make me free of it. The rest is silence."

"Josh Brolin as Joe Doucett"

"Elizabeth Olsen as Marie Sebastian"

"Sharlto Copley as Adrian/The Stranger"

"Samuel L. Jackson as Chaney"

"Michael Imperioli as Chucky"

"Pom Klementieff as Haeng-Bok"

"James Ransone as Dr. Tom Melby"

"Max Casella as James Prestley"

"Linda Emond as Edwina Burke"

"Elvis Nolasco as Cortez"

"Rami Malek as Browning"

"Lance Reddick as Daniel Newcombe"

"Hannah Ware as Donna Hawthorne"

"Richard Portnow as Bernie Sharkey"

"Hannah Simone as Stephanie Lee"

"Find the Truth and Make It Hurt."

"In 1400 B.C., a group of nervous Egyptians saw the Nile turn red. But what they thought was blood was actually an algae bloom which killed the fish, which prior to that had been living off the eggs of frogs. Those uneaten eggs turned into record numbers of baby frogs who subsequently fled to the land and died. Their little rotting frog bodies attracted lice and flies. The lice carried the bluetongue virus, which killed 70% of Egypt's livestock. The flies carried glanders, a bacterial infection which in humans causes boils. Soon afterwards, the Nile River Valley was hit with a three-day sandstorm otherwise known as the plague of darkness. During the sandstorm, intense heat can combine with an approaching cold front to create not only hail, but also electrical storms which would have looked to the ancient Egyptians like fire from the sky. The subsequent wind would have blown the Ethiopian locust population off course and right into downtown Cairo. Hail is wet, locusts leave droppings, spread both on grain, and you have got mycotoxins. Dinnertime in ancient Egypt meant the first-born child got the biggest portion, which in this case, meant he ate the most toxins, so he died. Ten plagues. Ten scientific explanations."

"What Hath God Wrought?"

"Himmel Eller Helvete - God Eller Ond - Nå Eller Aldri (Heaven or Hell - Good or Evil - Now or Never) (On Norwegian DVD releases)"

"Heaven or Hell. Good or Evil. Now or Never."

"The Tenth Plague: Death Of First Born"

"The Seventh Plague: Storms Of Fire"

"The Eighth Plague: Locusts"

"Hilary Swank - Katherine Winter"

"David Morrissey - Doug Blackwell"

"Idris Elba - Ben"

"AnnaSophia Robb - Loren McConnell"

"Stephen Rea - Father Costigan"

"William Ragsdale - Sheriff Cade"

"John McConnell - Mayor Brooks"

"David Jensen - Jim Wakeman"

"Yvonne Landry - Brynn Wakeman"

"Samuel Garland - William Wakeman"

"Myles Cleveland - Kyle Wakeman"

"Andrea Frankle - Maddie McConnell"

"Mark Lynch - Brody McConnell"

"Stuart Greer - Gordon"

"Lara Grice - Isabelle"

"[to AJ] You cannot get it upset."

"[to skeptical cops] Look, I'm not a Crackhead! I'm someone who's escaped being captured! What do you want me to say?"

"[leaving a drunken message] Hi, Megan. This is AJ. Uh... I'm guessing you probably don't wanna talk to me, but I, um... I just wanna say I'm really, really sorry if I did anything that night that might've like... Offended you or... 'Cause you know, people can have different versions of the same thing. And... I'm actually not even mad at you about it. And I hope you're not mad at me 'cause I really... I really am sorry. And if you call me back, I'll apologize to you again. So... Please call me back, and I'll apologize to you again. Okay."

"[to Frank, after watching him do something horrific on a video tape] What is wrong with you? The fuck is wrong with you? Hey! Hey, I'm talking to you, you fuck! [Frank pulls a gun out of his drawer] Hey, hey, hey, whoa. [Frank points the gun at his own head] No, no, no, wait! [Bang!]"

"[to Tess] I can get away, but you're gonna have to slow her down. [to The Mother] Hey, come get your baby! [throws Tess off the side of the water tower. The Mother dives off the water tower after Tess, and lands underneath her on the ground]"

"Andre: You make a Copy of a Copy of a Copy, you get that."

"Georgina Campbell - Tess"

"Bill Skarsgård - Keith"

"Justin Long - AJ"

"Matthew Patrick Davis - "The Mother""

"Richard Brake - Frank"

"Kurt Braunohler - Doug"

"Jaymes Butler - Andre"

"Sophie Sörensen - Bonnie"

"J.R. Esposito - Jeff"

"Kate Nichols - Catherine"

"Brooke Dillman - AJ's mother"

"Will Greenberg - Robert"

"Zach Cregger - Everett (unseen cameo)"

"Kate Bosworth - Melissa (voice cameo)"

"Sara Paxton - nursing video narration / assistant / Megan (voice cameo)"