"I hate L.A. All they do is snort coke and talk."

"[talking on sex hotline] Oh! I can feel your balls up against my ass!"

"Don't you want me to lick your balls for you?"

"Child: [walks in on his parents having sex] Silly daddy, sleeping on mommy."

"Short Cuts raises the roof on America."

"From two American masters comes a movie like no other"

"Andie MacDowell - Ann Finnigan"

"Bruce Davison - Howard Finnigan"

"Julianne Moore - Marian Wyman"

"Wouldn't it be a trip if Alex Trebek bought a nude painting of me?"