"Will Arnett - Stranz Van Waldenberg"

"Amy Poehler - Fairchild Van Waldenberg"

"Jenna Fischer - Katie Van Waldenberg"

"Will Ferrell - Chazz Michael Michaels"

"Jon Heder - Jimmy MacElroy"

"Craig T. Nelson - Coach"

"I went by our station on the way home... I like that sign. I think we're gonna be alright."

"[to Sonny about Lawrence Musgrove] You fucked him up! You fucked up that man's last walk!"

"I've always believed that a portrait captures a person far better than a photograph. It truly takes a human being to …"

"You ain't no man till you split dark oak."