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"This old world is filled with wonders, but to me, there's no place more wonderful than a farm in springtime, when the sun is just lifting on the skyline. The air is so sweet, and everywhere you look, little miracles are happening. Buds swell into blossoms, eggs hatch, young are born. Everything's off to a fresh start, and life is good and busy and brand-new. Around a barnyard, big families are a blessing. The more, the merrier. Root and grunt, push and shove, room for everybody. Well, everybody except the runt. John Arabel had been up since daybreak. He'd seen size of the pig, and he wasn't looking forward to what had to be done."
"On the night of September 21, 1945, I died."
"Past the place that you come from, far beyond what you've seen, is a town like your town, if your town was a dream. Only it's not a dream or a hoax or a ruse. It is Christmas in Who-ville, the home of the Whos."
"Space. Some call it the final frontier. Others call it the moon's playground. All I know is it's a great place for tellin' stories. But I'm gettin' ahead of myself! This story starts in the biggest city out there, aptly named Big City, where an out of place country family of meager means is about to have the adventure of a lifetime."
"Sophie? We just closed the shop, you've done enough. Why don't come out with us this time?"
"How's my hair?"
"I must say I'm honored you've chosen to spend your valuable Saturday night with me. What happened? Tom's parents send him off for more forty-watt bulbs?"
"Well, students...I certainly appreciate your help in cleaning out the classroom for the summer. It almost makes me forget that most of you didn't learn a thing all year!"
"Oh, no, Mr. Spacely, that's my throat you're strangling!"
"Uh, you better have a look at this, sir."
"Hey look, guys! It's the word "start"!"
"In an old house in Paris that was covered with vines...Lived twelve little girls in two straight lines. They left the house at half past 9:00 in two straight lines in rain or shine. The smallest one was Madeline. Fresh snow had fallen through the night. All of Paris was under white. The girls waited, shivering, at the gate. It wasn't like Miss Clavel to be late. Now what is that sound they hear? Something is amiss, I fear. Miss Clavel, it seems, has caught a cold. Now, let this narrative...Unfold."
"Lupin, are you trying to obtain eternal life, like Dracula? Sorry, but everything has an end!"
"Another village destroyed. Let's go. Soon this will also be consumed in the Sea of Decay."
"Come on, come on!"
"Behold, the King of the Koopas!"
"You almost had it, Kelly. Here, let me show you."
"Okay! Ready, Freddy!"
"What's wrong, Kelly?"
"Long ago and far away, in a village high on a mountaintop, something amazing was occurring. At the very same moment, two identical baby girls were born! One, a baby princess. The king and queen were overjoyed. Princess Anneliese would have only the finest. The second baby girl was named Erika. Her parents loved her every bit as much as the king and queen loved the princess, but they worried. They were so poor. How would they be able to care for their little daughter? Many years passed. The princess learned her royal duties, while Erika worked long and hard as a seamstress for the spiteful Madame Carp. With lives so different, it wasn't surprising that the princess and the pauper never met. But fate decreed they would. [opening title] It all started at the royal mine, where the miners informed the queen the gold had run out. The widowed queen was shocked. The kingdom was now bankrupt. How was she going to take care of her people? If only she could call on her trusted adviser Preminger, but he was away on a long journey. She needed to do something quickly to save the kingdom, but what? And then it struck her. Nearby lived a rich young king who was seeking a wife."
"Just through the rainbow, from the world we know, lies...Fairytopia."
"Annika? Happy Birthday!"
"Just through the rainbow, from the world we know, lies...Fairytopia. In this land there lived a fairy named Elina, a fairy without wings. More than anything Elina wished she could have wings and fly like everyone else. But when the evil Laverna, twin sister to Fairytopia ruler: The Enchantress, released a sickness into the air that killed the plants and took away the fairies' power to fly. Only Elina had the strength to leave her home and look for help. She took her puffball, Bibble. And sought me, the Guardian Fairy Azura. But when I was kidnapped by Laverna's henchmen, Fungi. Elina knew she had to stop Laverna on her own. On their way to Laverna's lair, Elina and Bibble received help from several new friends. But in the end, Elina had to face Laverna on her own. And though Laverna offered Elina what she wanted most in the world... Elina stood up for what was right and fought back against Laverna, saving Fairytopia. Even though it meant she wouldn't get her wings, or so she thought. For back at the Magic Meadow, the Enchantress herself came to Elina and to thank her for her bravery, the Enchantress bestowed the most wonderful gift imaginable - Elina's very own wings."
"Wow...that was an impressive band practice."
"And so, as a chief emissary of the majestic kingdom of Bulovia, which is known for its abundance of pears, potatoes and peasants, I am authorized by my courageous king and my magnificent queen to hereby invite the princesses of King Randolph to a royal gala. We have invited princesses from far and wide to this extraordinary ball."
"Just through the rainbow, from the world we know, lies...Fairytopia. This land of peace and harmony is ruled by the gracious Enchantress, and her Guardian Fairies. Yet, when the Enchantress's evil sister Laverna poisoned Fairytopia with a sickness that took away the fairies' power to fly, she was able to kidnap all seven guardians. Even the Enchantress fell under her sister's spell. All would have been lost were it were not for the efforts of Elina, a wingless fairy who was unaffected by the sickness. Thanks to Elena's bravery, Laverna was banished to the Bogs of the Hinterlands. And Elina was rewarded with the greatest gifts imaginable: a necklace from the Enchantress herself, and her very own wings. Elina loved her new wings. But later, when her friend Nalu the Merprince was kidnapped by Max, Laverna's top Fungus, Elina faced a difficult choice. Yet, to save her friend...she did exactly that. Elina and the mermaid Nori rescued Nalu, and discovered a True Self Berry that helped Elina regain her wings. The berry had quite a different effect on Laverna. Elina went home to the Magic Meadow, happy to return to a simple fairy life...or so she thought."
"What a night! What a storm!"
"Bibble, what are you doing?"
"I really like that, Teresa. And for the bridge, let's try E-flat for two bars, then D-flat then back to A-flat."
"Kelly? Kelly! Kelly! Kelly, where are you?! We're late!"
"Look at that!"
"En garde, monsieur scarecrow!"
"Well, it's another beautiful day down here in Malibu. These girls are really throwing it down out there today!"
"And this is the bedroom I've prepared for you."
"Tracey Clinger here, at the premiere of Barbie's latest movie, where top stylists Taylor and Carrie are sharing their secrets for dressing a superstar. Taylor? Carrie?"
"Emily! I hope you're doing your homework and not just watching that parade!"
"Has anyone seen my pink sparkly coat?"
"Welcome back to Good Morning Oceana! Today, we're celebrating the one-year anniversary of Princess Merliah's arrival to our underwater world!"
"Isn't she great, Vanessa?"
"Dakotah, arms! Casey, where are you looking? Gabrielle smile! And a one two three and three and four! Head up Casey watch the audience! Now on the beat! Perfect! Head direction girls lean you're arms and a two a three and four!"
"Once upon a time, in the land of Flutterfield, there lived a Butterfly Fairy named Mariposa. She was the smartest fairy in the land. She read every book she could find. And the dashing Prince Carlos also shared her love of reading. Then, one day, Mariposa discovered that the magical lights in Flutterfield were growing dimmer. These lights protected Flutterfield from the Skeezites, monsters who eat Butterfly Fairies. The lights were going out because Henna, an evil Butterfly Fairy, had poisoned Queen Marabella, and it was the Queen's magic that made the lights shine. So, Mariposa and her friends flew to the Bewilderness on a quest for an antidote. But along the way, they faced peril and danger of all kinds. When they finally arrived at the Cave of Reflections, Mariposa proved her courage and earned the antidote. When she did, her wings grew larger and even more beautiful. Mariposa and her friends returned to Flutterfield to discover the Skeezites attacking the Royal Palace. Mariposa gave the antidote to the Queen, who was instantly healed. The magical lights returned, forcing Henna and the Skeezites to flee. Queen Marabella hailed Mariposa and her friends as heroes, which they are to this day."
"Ah! We made it."
"With the power vested in me by nobody in particular...I hereby crown you Princess Kuda, ruler of the seven seas."
"Princess Alexa? Princess Alexa? Princess Alexa, are you in there?"
"Whoa! Whoo-hoo! Whoa. Whoa! Whoa! Yeah!"
"We're almost there, princess!"
"Are we there yet? I've already finished these puzzles twice. Frontwards and backwards."
"Once upon a time, in a distant galaxy...the stars would twinkle and twirl in the sky...keeping the galaxy in bright harmony with their light...but an ancient prophecy told of a time when the harmony would be broken. The stars and planets would slow their dance, and disappear...leaving a galaxy of darkness. Yet, there was hope...as the prophecy also foretold of one who could also restore harmony to the stars. One with the heart of a leader. Mm, not him. Or him...but try telling a king that. Even though the king had tried ,and failed many times over, he was certain he was the one who would return the stars to their shimmering glory. He just needed a little help...so he recruited a team with special skills to join a mission to save the stars."
"Are you excited, Rookie? We're almost there!"
"You guys ready? I finally finished the level I was working on. Can't wait to see what you think!"
"Whoa! What is that? Could that be one of those gemstone dolphins? I've never seen one of those! Boys, let's bring him in!"
"Pretty isn't it, Morning Star? I love being alone up here. Makes me feel...like me."
"Move it, buddy! Let's go!"
"Mmm! Funk-a-lish!"
"Let's move it people, our concert's in less than one hour and this car's gotta look good!"
"There goes Cloe... there goes Jade... the last one to get there again, thanks to you, Nora."
"People, this rocks! I can't believe I'm here! This must be a dream. How did this happen? It's an incredible story, so that's no surprise. It was the last day of school - we couldn't wait for summer to start because my BFFs and I had all been accepted to an elite performing arts camp, Camp Starshine."
"Bless all the people young and old, for they are yours to love and hold, and bless Mr. and Mrs. Cherrywood. Amen."
"Bedtime Bear, time to wake up!"
"If wishes were fishes and soup bowls were dishes, I'd make something delicious for you! [humming]"
"Whoa...it's finally gonna open! Hey, everybody, look! Whoo-Hoo World is opening tomorrow!"
"Oh, they're taking their seats! Its almost showtime! Grumpy, hurry!"
"Share, it's too windy! Get inside!"
"Have you ever felt like you were... a little bit different? Like you had something unique to offer the world... if you could just get people to see it. Then you know exactly how it felt... to be... me."
"My name is Flint Lockwood. My whole life I always wanted to be a great inventor. Just like my hero."
"Three weeks and we're still no closer to cracking this?"
"The year was 1985, and the number one show on TV was..."
"Evil Bratt!"
"Peek a boo."
"Welcome! Welcome!"
"Budapest! Budapest is the next stop. Budapest! Budapest is the next stop. Budapest! Tickets ladies."
"Here's to Hotel Transylvania celebrating 125 years!"
"Hoo-wee! Your very first princess summit! You must be over the moon, Twilight."
"That was barely worth the effort, Adagio. I'm tired of fast food. I need a meal."
"I got your text, Rainbow Dash! Did something come through the portal? Is Equestrian magic on the loose? Did Twilight come back with a problem that only we can solve?!"
"No...It can't be...It can't be true..."
"I'll be honest, Ferb. I'm having a hard time putting a positive spin on this. But, I guess that's life, huh? One minute you're having the best day ever, the next you're being fed to a monster the size of a two-car garage."
"Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope!... I'm not gonna go there."
"Hurry! It's gonna start!"
"Hey, watch it! This is a lease!"
"Merry Christmas!"
"Once upon a time, in the magical dimension far far away, there was a normal Earth girl, who discovered she was a fairy and a princess. Her life was changed forever into a fairy tale, a story of courage, friendship, and adventure. It is an enchanted story but one without a happily ever after because she has not been able to write the ending...until now. (Dubbing Brothers)"
"In our lives, we all face great challenges. It is through these tests, that our true selves are revealed. Who are our real friends? Who should we trust? Who believes in us? This is the story of a strong-willed fairy, who set out to answer these most difficult of questions. And encounter the biggest adventure of her life. And the greatest evil that has ever been known. (Atlas Oceanic)"
"Welcome to the famous planet Magix, where girls come from every corner of the universe to discover its many secrets. It is here at the renowned Alfea School that young fairies learn and perfect their powers. Potionology, Biotransformation and magic physics are just a few examples of the many courses offered here. Alfea is run by the acquaint Headmistress Faragonda. Just a few kilometers away lies the notorious Cloud Tower School for Witches. Run by Headmistress Griffin, this school offers courses on nasty spells and cruel curses. If you're a kind, warm-hearted girl who'd love to have a set of glittery wings then Alfea is just the school for you. But if you're leaning more towards boiling cauldron and macabre apparel, Cloud Tower will have a flying broom and pointy hat waiting for you. Let's get back to our live coverage at Alfea, where both schools were just about to pick up a new school year. Right behind me on the VIP platform, no one's missing. And Alfea's most famous alumni are here too. The courageous and spunky Winx Club. Name: The Winx Club. Profession: Guardian Fairies of the Magic Dimension. Relationship Status: Super taken. They saved the world from the threat of the Ancestral Witches and they brought Sparks back to life. A kingdom found its princess, and that princess found her parents. Bloom's destiny is to become Queen and to sit on throne of Sparks, or Eraklyon if she marries Sky. We're here at "It's Magix" have met Bloom's parents - Queen Mariam and King Oritel. (Dubbing Brothers)"
"Welcome to "It's Magix!", and all the latest on the Magic Dimension's royalist event, the Princess Ball! We've confirmed all the most exciting couples in the Magic Dimension will be there, except for Princess Bloom and Prince Sky. We spoke to Bloom's parents earlier today. Your majesties, any word on whether Sky is asked to Bloom to the Princess Ball? (Atlas Oceanic)"
"Ah, finally!"
"Ah...Christmas. Only three more days until the big day. And this one's going to be the best one ever."
"Every Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot, but the Grinch... who lived just north of Whoville... did not! The Grinch hated Christmas — the whole Christmas season. Oh, please don't ask why, no one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right. But I think that the most likely reason of all... may have been that his heart was two sizes too small."
"On the 15th of May, in the Jungle of Nool, in the heat of the day, in the cool of the pool, he was splashing, enjoying the jungle with joys. Until Horton the Elephant heard a small noise..."
"It sure was a beautiful morning. The sun came up glowing and glitzeling. And when the dawn broke all the witzel birds woke. The witzel birds all woke up witzeling."
"No, no. I'll never tell you my secret."
"He's getting on us!"
"Oh Flooky! Up ahead! The bridge is out! We don't have much time."
"Lemmie guess. First time in a genie lamp?"
"Hello ladies and gentlemen, this is your airplane speaking. If you look off the right side of my armpit, you'll see we're directly over Dimmsdale Park."
"I wish for a giant TV! A giant baseball! And giant bacon!"
"Who: Timmy Turner"
"Well, future failures of America, I hope you're all prepared for tomorrow's big science fair. This year's theme is...transportation."
"On my mark, Carl. Walk under the ladder...now!"
"There, my Interdimensional Portal update's done. And I couldn't have done it without the help of my two best friends."
"That was amazing! You guys rocked!"
"Whoo-hoo! Yeah! This place is too cool! Madison's dad has to let us have Chelsea's surprise party here next week!"
"The magazines are awesome, the ice cream is molto bene, and what's really cool, everyone walks everywhere over there! Which would explain why Italians make such good shoes!"
"Sorry I had to keep my news on the down-low all day, but I didn't want you to be distracted during school."
"To the right! To the right! To the left! To the left! Now up! Now up! Bring it down! Spin it around! Wash that car like you mean it! Come on!"
"It is almost time."
"Those girls!"
"Excuse me."
"Experience the world like you've never seen it before at the one, the only...Equestria Land! No, no, stop! CUT! CUT!!!"
"SPRING BREAAAAK!!!"
"Starswirled Music Festival, we have arrived!"
"If I lived to be 100, I'll never be able to forget that big snowstorm a couple of years ago. The weather closed in and...well, you might not believe it, but the world almost missed Christmas. Oh, excuse me! Call me Sam. What's the matter? Haven't you ever seen a talking snowman before? Nice around here, isn't it? I call it Christmastown, better known as the North Pole. The Christmas Tree Forest. Yep. Here's where we grew them. Nice place to live around here, you know. Christmas seals. Of course, the number one citizens up here are the Clauses; Santa and the Missus. They live right over there. First castle on the left. Matter of fact, the only castle on the left."
"And it came to pass that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus that all the world should be taxed, and all went to be taxed, everyone, to his own city, for to disobey the Roman emperor meant certain death. Oh, there were young people and old people. There were the famous and mighty, and some not yet known, but whose names would eventually linger and be revered for all time. There were good people who could ill afford the cruel tax about to be imposed upon them, and there were others."
"I suppose it all started with the snow. You see, it's a very special kind of snow. A snow to make the happy happier and the giddy even giddier. A snow to make a homecoming homier and natural enemies friends, naturally. For it was the first snow of the season. And as any child can tell you, there's a certain magic to the very first snow...especially when it falls on the day before Christmas. For when the first snow is also a Christmas snow, well, something wonderful is bound to happen."
"Have you been told? Did you ever hear of the curious, furious, fidgety year...when Santa Claus unhitched his sleigh and vowed he was taking a holiday? How do I know so much about Santa? Well, I'm Mrs. Claus. It was long ago before you were living. Not yet Christmas, but past Thanksgiving, though I can't give you the very date."
"Pass the snow tire!"
"And it all began on that same foggy winter's night."
"Hey, Frosty!"
"Hey, Rudolph!"
"Some folks say if you really want to see the country, take a bus. Or hop a train. Ride a bike. Me, I'm an old-fashioned kind of guy. Stick to what I know: snowflakes. I know it's not for everyone, but as long as you pack light, I mean, and wear at least three layers of undies, it's a lovely way to spend the winter."
"Summertime is always beautiful on the Island of Sodor. The water sparkles in the sun, and beautiful flowers blossom for everyone. It is a busy time for all the engines, they collect lots of vacationers from the docks and show them all the splendid sights. James shows them the seaside, Emily shows them the water, and Thomas shows them the Sodor Suspension Bridge. And the bridge is one of the vacationers' favorite sites. And each night when the work is done, Gordon, Henry, James, Edward, Percy, and Thomas go back to their home at Tidmouth Sheds. The sheds are where they rest their wheels, cool their boilers and talk about the day's adventures. The sheds are the engines' home they are warm and snug, and most of all they are a cozy place to sleep. One morning, Sir Topham Hatt came to Tidmouth sheds. He had a very important announcement to make."
"Sodor Day was coming to the Island of Sodor. Thomas and James were very excited. There would be picnics all over the island, a magnificent brass band, and the biggest carnival Sodor had ever seen. All the engines were busy, and everyone was excited. Sodor Day was the island's grandest celebration. Thomas and James were racing to the wharf. Whoever arrived first would be given a special special."
"It was summer on Sodor. The sky was bright blue, the fields were full of flowers, and the birds sang sweetly. As Thomas filled up with water, he felt very happy. Suddenly, there was a whoosh and a whizz and a clackety clack, as a streak of silver roared by on the track!"
"The Island of Sodor is a world of wonder. There are places and faces that are old and new, there are bridges and tunnels that engines puff through. There are hilltops and cliff to climb and explore, there are rivers and railways and much much more. All on the Island of Sodor. There was great excitement on the island. A brand new Search and Rescue Center was being built. The engines had never heard of anything quite so special. They knew it was important."
"On the Island of Sodor, it had been a long hot summer. The sun was shining brightly, the sea sparkled blue, and the days were long and lazy. Thomas's steam floated fluffy and white against the cloudless sky. He chuffed cheerfully around the corner and gasped. The bright blue sky was turning black, and smoggy smoke rose from the tracks! There was only one thing it could possibly be..."
"It was a busy day on the Island of Sodor. At the Blue Mountain Quarry, the narrow gauge engines were working hard."
"It was a beautiful day on the Island of Sodor. Thomas and Percy were busy shunting cars at Brendam docks."
"It was a bright sunny day, and the Island of Sodor is bustling. The engines were carrying passengers and goods up and down every line on Sir Topham Hatt's railway, except Thomas's branch line, which was closed for repairs to a damaged bridge. Instead of working on his branchline, Thomas had been sent to the Sodor China Clay Pits to work with Bill and Ben."
"Express coming through!"
"A long time ago on the Island of Sodor, there was a little railway known as the North Western. The smallest engine working on the main line was Edward. He helped with shunting cars and coaches in the yard for the larger engines. The biggest engine on the railway was Gordon. He loved pulling the express, but he didn't much care for some of his other jobs."
"It was a bright sunny day on the Island of Sodor. Thomas the Tank Engine was working on his branchline his faithful coaches, Annie and Clarabel."
"It was a bright clear day on the Island of Sodor, and Thomas was pulling the local - the slow train that stops at every station along the main line from Knapford to Vickerstown."
"The Island of Sodor is the home of the North Western Railway, with engines of all shapes and sizes, working hard to deliver goods and passengers to their destinations. There are branch lines that run along the coast of the island, serving the docks, the fishing villages and the seaside towns. There are branch lines that run to the farms, quarries and ancient castles of the island's heartland. And there is the main line, which runs all the way from Knapford on the west coast of the island, to Vicarstown, in the east. The line continues over the Vicarstown Bridge, where it connects to the mainland beyond. One day, Henry was pulling a very important goods train on his way to the mainland."
"[sarcastically] Oh dear, Thomas. That must be too many cars for a little tank engine like you. Why don't you ask another engine to help you?"
"Bloom, honey? Time to get up! You're gonna be late, Bloom."
"Bloom lives a quiet life in Gardenia, until the day she finds out that she's a fairy. She leaves Earth to study at the Alfea College for Fairies in the Magic Dimension. There, she finds new friends and together, they become the Winx Club. But she is also challenged by the Trix, three evil witches, in a terrible battle. Bloom defeats the Trix by transforming into a fairy for the first time."
"Bloom! Can you hear me?"
"Bloom finds her dreams haunted by the mysterious nymph named Daphne. And by visions of her own fiery past, her parents tell her that she is adopted. And she finds out that Sky is engaged to Princess Diaspro. Bloom is determined to discover all she can about her birth family, but the Trix are equally determined to get Bloom's power. They follow Bloom home to Gardenia and take her power: The Dragon Flame."
"Bloom...Bloom, wake up!"
"Armed with the power of the Dragon Flame, the Trix aim to conquer all of Magix. The schools, even Cloud Tower, unite to fight them. The Winx and Sky are determined to help Bloom get her powers back. But it's only with the help of her ghostly sister, Daphne, that Bloom recovers the Dragon Flame. In a final battle, Bloom and the Winx defeat the Trix. With order restored, the witches are imprisoned in Lightrock Monastery."
"Isn't it great to have everything back to normal?"
"What are you gonna do when I'm at game design camp? Die of boredom probably?"
"I am so behind on my spring shopping! I do this every year."
"Ooh...those creatures are right."
"Watch it! The door sticks a little!"
"Ah, it's a beautiful night for a stroll, eh, Carl?"
"Listen up you reptiles! The Koopa family meeting will come to order! So far, I've sent you Koopalings to pull sneaky little tricks, and medium-sized meanness. Now you're ready for the biggest badness of all!"
"Yeah, you think you're pretty way up there but I can get you!"
"(gasps) We still have 24 hours 'till we go back to school!"
"24 whole hours to fun!"
"Shut up, Steve. I have a term paper due."
"JAKE!!! Get back to work!"
"This is your territory, young dragon. And you alone are responsible for the magical creatures living within it. From the Centaur herds of High Bridge Park to the floor of the secret Leprechaun's Stock Exchange; From the Gargoyle Nest on top of the Empire State Building to the mermaids of the East River."
"Gentlemen! Vegetables have threatened man for generations. I have obtained funds to solve this vegetable nightmare!"
"Come with me."
"He's here!"
"This is the day my life went from good to better to best to worst. Confused? You'll understand in a minute. Let's start here. I'm Sharon Spitz, and this is my school. These are my comrades. And there I am."
"So, anybody get a date for the dance and not tell me?"
"And if you look out your window, you'll see the Amazon Rainforest. Home to more plants and animals than the rest of the world put together."
"Mind if I join?"
"Listen, pep talk. Big day today. It's our grand re-re-reopening. It's Labor Day weekend, and it looks like Wonder Wharf is getting mobbed, so we have..."
"I think it bobbed."
"The war had been raging for as long I could remember. I lost my father to the war. I lost my mother to the war. And this was my only friend left in the world. Chaos, blood shed, and battle was the only life we'd ever known."
"What are you doing, Nick?"
"OUCH! Oh boy."
"And that is how I got Liza Minnelli's poop on my shoe."
"I'll read these books to you when we get home, okay, Corduroy?"
"At last, the moment I've been waiting for! It's absolutely perfect!"
"Ah, today's gonna be a good day. Aah! Aahh! Ow! Oof! Oh, great - there goes breakfast. Ow! My foot! Stupid thing! OW! My foot! Stupid thing! See? I learned. Ow! Don't even know why I put that lamp there in the first place. What the heck would you make a swinging lamp for? Makes me want to burn down the 70s. Ow! Oof! Was that an armadillo? I'm gonna laugh when you're roadkill. What the- Not my car! Cactus needles, red dirt, Adobe...NEEEW MEXICOOOOOOOO!!! [show and episode title appear]"
"So, Danny...You and your little friends want to hunt ghosts?"
"Girls, I just want you to know your mother and I realize it's not easy moving to a whole new town - especially for you, Daria, right?"
"Dee Dee! Can you please check if your brother is ready for school?"
"I thought you were gonna wake me at 6:30?"
"I also said women like men who are shaped like potatoes. Can you find a pattern here?"
"Hi, I'm Dora. What's your name? What's your name? How old are you? Wow, that's big! Guess what? It's storytime!"
"Bienvididos, amigos!"
"Bienvididos!"
"Clap with us!"
"Come on, Max. Let's check this out."
"4,800 and 20, 4,800 and 24–ooh, I like what you've done with that tunnel–4,800 and 31, 4,800 and 35, that's everybody. 4,800 and... 37."
"Imagine Saving The Rainforest Just By Searching The Internet?"
"Mom, Dad, I found cigarettes in Greg's jacket."
"Ugh, smoking? How does a boy like that go so wrong?"
"And lastly, there was a misprint on today's cafeteria menu. "Meat Larf" should read..."Meat Lard.""
"Fillmore, I'm on it!"
"The outcome was never in our favor, Gary."
"Smile for the camera."
"Wait, stop! I just wanna punch you!"
"Just east of Northwestville and south of Gubai, a town known as Glurfsburg might catch your eye. Our story starts here; who knows what's in store? It begins with a kite, then...SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! That's a ninja! This is Dr. Seuss, so I wasn't expecting a ni - oh, WHY WOULD YOU CUT THE LINE?!?!"
"So, what do you guys wanna show me?"
"Once upon a time, there was a glowing city protected by golden gates, known as Heaven. It was ruled by beings of pure light. Angels that worshiped good and shielded all from evil. Lucifer was one of these angels. He was a dreamer with fantastical ideas for all of creation. But, he was seen as a troublemaker by the elders of Heaven. For they felt his way of thinking was dangerous to the order of their world."
"Thank you, Gunbarrel City! Goodnight! Guess we can skip the encore."
"Small, get in here!"
"Welcome to Horseland!"
"Welcome, brave Irken soldiers. Welcome to Conventia, the convention hall planet. Please, proceed to the docking ring and take the complimentary teleporters to the planet's surface!"
"SQUAWK! SQUAWK! Good morning, birds! SQUAWK! [laughs] Good morning, ol' rusty sign! Another perfect day in Seaside By the Seashore, my new home!"
"My name is Leslie McGroarty. I'm a city girl, and the big city is my home. Most of my boys called me boisterous and hog-wild, that's because I fight these dorks, I played video games, I jammed to my rock music and I can skateboarding. I love to have fun, and I'm having a lot more fun, because I'm a tomboy!"
"It was Picture Day at Tarrytown Airport. And Brenda Blue was ready with her camera to make this the best one ever."
"And here's the news, Porkbelly. Police are still trying to catch the mysterious underground bandits!"
"You'll never catch me, Team LilyMu!"
"Ladies and gentlemen, behold the world's greatest daredevil: Kick Buttowski! [pause] Kick! Kick, are you OK?"
"I'll tell you what my truck needs: Leadership. Detroit hasn't felt any real pride since George Bush went to Japan and vomited on their auto executives."
"In an old house in Paris that was covered with vines, lived twelve little girls in two straight lines. They left the house at half past nine, in two straight lines, rain or shine. The smallest one was Madeline."
"Do you have everything you need for your first day? Paper, pencils, spark plugs, lemon drops?"
"That one looks like a daffodil!"
"Come in, Truman."
"Why is everybody running around like crazy?"
"Stupid dog! You made me look bad!"
"Commander Andru, the Glorft have found us. Perimeter defenses are failing. We're being overrun."
"We'll get you down, Whiskers."
"Welcome to our Clubhouse! Are you ready to play? Swell!"
"Good morning Finger! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 100! Honeybee Troop Bessie Higgenbottom! Reporting for duty! Hi mom! Bye mom!"
"Yo, Seismo! Hey man, what you ups to?"
"I'm Mr. Frog. This is my show. I eat the bug. I ate the bug. This is the end. I love you."
"Hey everyone, it's me Molly!"
"Hmm! The poster for our show turned out pretty well, Tooey."
"Well, Professor Knight, how'd I do?"
"Welcome aboard! Hey, come on, I want you to meet the team!"
"Another perfect day in my hometown. Population: not very many. The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and I'm doing a little sketching under my favorite tree."
"Special Delivery from the Middlemost Post!"
"Okay. So, Cat and I are on a farm."
"The school concert is tomorrow, Max. And I get to play, "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"!"
"Heh-heh-ha-ha-ha! Woo-hoo!!!"
"Welcome to the City of Frank. 85 trillion cells and still growing, which is getting to be a big problem. Y'see, when a body gets this old and congested, there's a lot more upkeep. And in Frank, everybody's workin' overtime. I should know. The name's Jones. Osmosis Jones. I'm a cop. That's my partner Drix. He's a pill, but he's cool. We got a tip that Scarlet Fever's visiting a chop shop south of the stomach, below the beltway, deep in bowel town. I've been after this bad booty bacteria half my life. He wasn't gettin' away this time."
"Hey! This is an interactive show. That means you gotta select the correct answers. [gets a pillar dropped on by Rowdy; weakly] Enjoy the show..."
"Alright, Beef Burrito. I'm gonna give you one more chance to take back what you said about my mom! I'LL KILL YOU!"
"[howls] Rubble on the double! Whee!"
"So Ferb, what do you wanna do today? What about Perry? What does he wanna do? Well, he is a platypus. They don't do much. I, for one, am starting to get bored. And boredom is something I will not put. The first thing they're gonna ask us when we get back to school is what we did over the summer! I mean, no school for three months; our lives should be a rollercoaster. And I mean a good rollercoaster. Not like the one we rode at the Street Fair. Man, that was lame. Why, if I built a rollercoaster, I would...That's it! I know what we're gonna do today!"
"What's that all about?"
"The day I turned 16, I got my driver's license, and suddenly, I was free! I could be out in the open road with nothing but my own dreams to guide me! I could let the wind of adventure blow through my hair as the beckoning horizon pulls me ever onward! But instead, I'm just driving my little sister to and from soccer in my mom's minivan."
"Uh, out of my seat, shortstack!"
"In the beginning, there was darkness. Then there was... Me! Tater Ramirez Humphrey! Me, a lump of clay. Me, searching for my true self. But soon... I will achieve my final form! But I don't know what it'll be until I'd get a little QUIET!!!"
"Okay, new Earth game. I call it: Solar System!"
"Look at you, man! You're a full-grown cat still watching cartoons! Why, you're three years old! Do you know what that is in human years? Oh, listen to me, man. I'm your friend. Don't you know cartoons will ruin your mind? Look what it's done to your brain!"
"Morty! You gotta come on. Jus'...you gotta come with me."
"Heffer, we're mates, right?"
"I had it with you, you're a useless and pathetic thing like a useless and pathetic thing, this IS the last straw you Good for nothing of rubbish... PREPARE TO FEEL MY WRATH!! That will teach you."
"Wow, the base is loaded with two outs and Johnny Hitswell is up to bat. We might actually win the game for a change."
"Once again, I am free to smite the world as I did in days long past."
"All right, Yay!"
"Ooh, careful, Homer."
"School days, school days, teacher's golden ru..."
"Missing your friends?"
"Captain's log, Stardate 57436.2. The Cerritos is docked at Douglas Station for routine maintenance and resupply. We will soon set course for the capital planet of the Galar system, where we're scheduled to make second contact with the Galardonian High Council. First contact is a delicate, high-stakes operation of diplomacy. One must be ready for anything when Humanity is interacting with alien race for the first time. But we don't do that. Our specialty is second contact. Still pretty important. We get all the paperwork signed, make sure we're spelling the name of the planet right, get to know all the good places to eat."
"It's no use Sparkleface. We'll be trapped in the candy dungeon, FOREVER!"
"Don't give up Butterbean. Great! Right in the middle of the best part of Pretty Pretty Pegasus!"
"Timothy, You have mail."
"All right, you guys, settle down. With a little luck, they may never find out we're aboard. We can sleep here every night, mingle with passengers during the day. Benny can slip us some food from the dining room. We'll have a ball. Okay, Spook, what was in that suitcase?"
"For as long as anyone can remember, the happiest, the sunniest, singingest creatures in all the world were my people, the Trolls."
"UGH!! I hate red lights! Come on, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go!!"
"Hi Everyone I’m Ninety Want To Join Us With Our Undersea Adventures Sure!"
"[giggles] Try to catch me!"
"Okay, Vic. I'm glad we see eye to eye on expanding our business. But first, we gotta learn how to make..."
"Happy Valentines Day, Todd!"
"Claire McCallister is about to go on a business trip, and leave a babysitter in charge of her son, the mischievous boy genius, Tobey."
"Now, Isis, my sweet. [Isis snatches the necklace] Perfect my love! Let's go home."
"Northern Region, Sector 17 Alpha, log date 8313 Omega 3, Jor-El speaking, gathering readings for final subterranean probe."
"I'm depressed, Red. Here in this holiday time and we're hiding out in this dingy rattrap. No presents, no fun, no nothing. Can't we at least, get a Christmas tree."
"Big news in the financial world today. Once again, Billionaire Bruce Wayne has averted an attempted takeover of his company, by Derek Powers of Powers Technology. Powers vowed that he is not through yet and speculation has seen in stock in both men's companies hit all-time high's. Still no word from the kidnappers of debutante, Bunny Vreeland following a ransom payment five million dollars."
"Speed it up! We don't have all night."
"Would you look at that. A little slice of heaven."
"Everybody down, down!"
"Buffycats on a Mission"
"♪ Down In The Cellar of an Old Mansion ♪ ♪ Cats Without parents and their companions ♪ ♪ Met To Improve Their Sad Situation ♪ ♪ And Find a good cause for celebration ♪"
"Bed, TWERP!"
"Thanks for babysitting tonight, Vicky. Timmy just loves making new friends, don't you Timmy?"
"Ready, Cosmo?"
"Clifford, Rhonda, [Luis], Smoothie, and Garfield. Welcome to your new home! I know, you're overwhelmed. We're in a new city, having to make new friends, and our big brother Antony left us for college. Well he's my brother, not yours. But we gotta roll with the punches! Toughen up rocks! Were not little kids anymore, we're 10! Double digits! We can handle this, right? I wish Antony were here to help me unpack. And keep me from talking to a bunch of rocks. 'Tis I, the good rock fairy Rocktilda. Since you are so kind and true of heart and cute and spunky, I've decided to grant you one wish. Thanks Rocktilda! I am pretty great aren't I. I'd like to wish for UNLIMITED WISHES!!! That wasn't the deal! Too late you doink, you've been outsmarted now start granting! Muahaha..."
"Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and the gorilla starts throwing barrels at you."
"This has been a test of the Emergency Hypnotoad System. Had this been an actual hypnosis, you would go limp and watch whatever crap comes up next. Coming up next, Futurama!"
"Professor, my Fry-fro is all frizzy."
"Professor's lab notes, final entry. Time has been frozen for an unknown length of time. With no time to lose, I began tunneling through time in search of Fry and Leela, only to find them suffering from a case of extreme old. Horrified, I offered to reset the universe to the instant before time stopped. They could be young once more, still grotesquely ugly, but young."
"D-Did someone switch the universe off and on?"
"Foolish child! I could swallow you whole!"
"And that's the end."
"Partake of my free snack samples! Take it! I demand it as your ruler, the King of Demons! Why isn't anyone paying attention to me? I'm their rightful overlord, intellectually and such."
"Foolish child! Leave this place before you meet your demise!"
"¡Hola, Mamá! I know you don’t want me staying in the Demon Realm, but I’m recording this because I think we can find a middle ground. This is a world of magic and beauty, just look."
"Luz, I'm so happy I had you as a big sister."
"Hey, thanks for not telling them I'm..."
"...a Grimwalker?"
"Don't say it out loud!"
"We gotta stick together!"
"I'm free! I'm free! Oh, this is the good-est I've felt in forever and ever! It's like the whole world is singing!"
"Morning, balloons! I mean...morning, last balloon."
"You ruined our game, Rusty!"
"Excuse me? Yes, over here!"
"Make sure you eat your pumpkin seeds, Bluey."
"Okay! Let's make some Father's Day cards for Dad."
"Dad, we're back!"
"One, two, three, four, five, six! Well done, Kim Jim, you won again."
"Let's play "Wild Girls", Indy!"
"Okay, Hiro, I'm going to let you go now. You ready?"
"Well, Tadashi, this is it, first day of nerd school. All because of you."
"Hello, I am Baymax!"
"Mr. Hamada? Mr. Hamada?! Follow please!"
"San Fransokyo, greatest city in the world, once threatened by nefarious forces, now a beacon of peace, thanks to the fearless fortitude of Big Hero 6!"
"Uh, what was that?"
"Summer in San Fransokyo. The days are long and the living is-. Easy!"
"Heh, heh, heh!"
"First person to climb Mount Table?"
"The Lower East Side without Bubbe Bina's Knish Niche?! Nuh-uh!"
"Moon Girl?! Almost didn’t recognize you for the...!"
"I gotta take these upstairs. You okay watching the store for a bit?"
"Cuphead? Mugman?"
"Yes, Elder Kettle?"
"We were tricked into breaking into that cookie factory! This is what we get for listening to Ms. Chalice!"
"...Mugman?"
"See that, Twig? It's a troll rock! Trolls don't usually come far down the mountain. I've got to draw this!"
"We're coming for you!"
"GEYEOUCH!!!"
"Alright ladies...and Michael."
"Wha..? I'm...so...HIP!!! WOO!!!"
"What should we play today at recess?"
"Olive, look how much our baby plants has grown!"
"In the year 199X, the world was devastated by a nuclear war. The very Earth had been destroyed beyond repair, but mankind survived."
"Scrooge McDuck, he had a vault, E-I-E-I-O. And in this vault, he had some dough, E-I-E-I-O. Ah, there's only one thing better than owning a vault full of cold-hard cash, and that's swimming in it! I love to dive around in it like a porpoise, and burrow through it like a gopher and toss it up and let it hit me on the head. Curse me kilts, I'm late!"
"Aw, come on, a little lightning never killed anyone."
"Dew-dew-dew-dewey dewing it again. We're dewing it again, yeah."
"Dumb earth gravity. Won't...keep...me...from...the kids. Okay, first impression is the only impression. You gotta nail this. Greetings, children! Hellooooo! Oh, hey, didn't see you there. Simple, sincere. It's just the most important moment of your life."
"Legacy, passing the torch to a new generation. The knowledge of the old mixes with the discoveries of the new into that flavorful gumbo called tomorrow. You are that gumbo!"
"F.O.W.L., the Fiendish Organization for World Larceny, is back. Long thought to have been eliminated by agents of S.H.U.S.H., they've risen again, led by a devious traitor."
"Once upon a time, in a magical land of Equestria...There were two regal sisters who ruled together and created harmony for all the land. To do this, the eldest used her unicorn powers to raise the sun at dawn. The younger brought out the moon to begin the night. Thus, the two sisters maintained balance for their kingdom and their subjects: All the different types of ponies. But as time went on, the younger sister became resentful. The ponies relished and played in the day her elder sister brought forth, but shunned and slept through her beautiful night. One fateful day, the younger unicorn refused to lower the moon to make way for the dawn. The elder sister tried to reason with her, but the bitterness in the young one's heart had transformed her into a wicked mare of darkness: Nightmare Moon. She vowed that she would shroud the land in eternal night. Reluctantly, the elder sister harnessed the most powerful magic known to ponydom: The Elements of Harmony! Using the magic of the Elements of Harmony, she defeated her younger sister and banished her permanently in the moon. The elder sister took on responsibility for..."
"...both sun and moon..."
"...and harmony has been maintained in Equestria for generations since. Hmm...Elements of Harmony. I know I've heard of those before...but where?"
"I want to start our field trip here, in the world-famous Canterlot Sculpture Garden."
"News from northern Equestria! Uh...Your Highness."
"You gotta really flap 'em hard!"
"Let's go through this one more time."
"Was that the pony post?"
"Okay. Library, library...where did they put the library?"
"Well, don't stop there! You read, I pack. That’s the deal."
"Hey, Spike. What's up?"
"Care for a carrot-ginger sandwich?"
"This happened while we were gone?"
"Who can tell me what these are?"
"Oh, good. We're all here."
"I thought Pinkie Pie said to get here right away."
"I've always loved you but...YOU'VE RUINED ME!!!"
"Solve the little jobs one by one and you'll get the big one done! Better check the old to-do list! Done and done. Just one more to-do left to do. But first, better make sure my little Wombats are up!"
"Ah, summer break. A time of leisure, recreation, and taking 'er easy. Unless you're me. My name is Dipper. The girl about to puke is my sister Mabel. You may be wondering what we're doing in a golf cart fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror. Rest assured, there's a perfectly logical explanation."
"Ladies and gentlemen, we now return to Cash Wheel! Sponsored by Chip-ackers: The chip-flavored crackers."
"Thirty long years and it's all lead up to this, my greatest achievement!"
"Yeah, you should keep up!"
"Oh, Gravity Falls, it is good to be back!"
"Be careful Jennifer, the unspeakable horrors nearby, it could be anywhere, anywhere at all… You never know what an unspeakable horror will just walk in the door…"
"Newsreel of the Stars. Dateline: Hollywood, 1930, the Warner Bros. Studio, home of the biggest stars in Tinsel Town. Here at the studio's new animation department, the artists toil endlessly to come up with cartoon stars, ultimately creating three new characters - the Warner Brothers and their sister, Dot."
"Helloooo Nurse!"
"Alan, this species of cartoon has been extinct since 1993. I mean, these haven't been seen on TV since the golden era of animation! What?"
"Hey, sibs! Remember when we had our DNA tested?"
"[narration] Far, far away, on a magical land called Mewni lived a princess, Star Butterfly. [spoken] RAIL SLIDE!!!! [narration] Some people have called me reckless and irresponsible just because, I fight monsters and tame wild unicorns. I like to have a lot of fun and I'm about have a whole lot more because today is my 14th birthday, and according to tradition, my mom the queen has to bestow upon me our greatest family heirloom: the royal magic wand!"
"Guess who? It's me, Star! I have some exciting news for you. Well first, Marco got kidnapped, and I had to blow up a bunch of stuff including my wand, and I was super bummed, because I thought was never gonna get to do magic again, but then I got my new wan.. My new wand! Oh yeah, and Marco's okay. Say hi, Marco!"
"You know what, Jackie, can I call you back? Look Star, this is a stressful situation I get that, but would it kill you to slow down for a second? You're kind of going overboard. I mean, do you really have to pack this vintage laptop and this purple-y bubbly tea thingy? Why don't you try some breathing exercises?"
"Did you hear that?"
"Mama, I need to talk to you! I can't believe it!"
"Oh! Not bad, me!"
"Whatcha lookin' at over there?"
"HAHAHAHAHHHHHH!!! Oh, hi there! We're your new neighbors. My name's Cricket. Cricket Green. Hey, where ya goin'? Oh, okay, you're busy that's fine. Well stop by anytime!"
"And a one, and a two, and a JUMP!"
""No trespassing", huh? Well Nancy Green ain't trespassin', she's liberatin'."
"Look alive, Cricket. The boss Ms. Cho will be here any minute."
"Nothing like an exciting day of window shopping, huh kids?"
"Upsy daisy, Gramma! C'mon, family! Follow the sound of my voice!"
"Oh, this is awful!"
"You wouldn't believe it!"
"It's terrible!"
"What are we gonna do?!"
"All right, from the top!"
"How we doin' on untangling those lights, ladies?"
"Order of quiet... [muffled] ...and I said, no, no."
"Hey everyone, did you hear the news?!"
"My dearest Andromeda: Hi! This is your old pal, Tilly, reportin' in from the country. It's my first week here, and the weather is lovely. You can even see the whole galaxy at night! Trust me when I say it is beautiful! I miss you soooooooooOOOOOOOO much! And that is with seventeen O's, which you know I do NOT use lightly. I've been feelin' a bit lonely without ya, and unsure what to do about it. So this mornin', I decided to head to the woods to get some friendly advice. Ya see, here in the country, the woods are full of wise creatures. But for this problem, I needed advice from the wisest creature of them all."
"It was the citiest of times, it was the country-est of times. Ever since Mama moved to the country, life has never been better for the Green family. Mama spends her days farming crops in Smalton, and Papa sells those crops at our stand in the city."
"Ice cream! Ice cream! Ice cream!"
"Wowee... the Smalton Fair! An ode to the ballyhoo of yesteryear."
"Yup, today's the day. FAMILY, I'M DYIN'!"
"Stay alert, crew."
"Good night, you frogs! See you in the 'morrow! Oi!"
"Iced flies! Get your iced flies here!"
"Help, it's been three months. Still up here."
"All right, Polly, check this out! According to this map, if we drive straight through the night, we'll be home by morning!"
"What the...?!"
"Aah! What is that thing?!"
"What is that thing?!"
"Okay, this is getting hard to ignore, X. What do you know about these amphibious extraterrestrials?"
"A sound soul, dwells within a sound of mind and a sound body."
"Ah, the sea...so fascinating. So wonderful. Here we see Bikini Bottom teeming with life. Home of one of my favorite creatures, SpongeBob SquarePants. Yes, of course he lives in a pineapple, you silly."
"Today's the big day, Gary! [Gary: Meow] Look at me, I'm NAKED!!!!! [puts on his pants] I gotta be in top physical condition for today, Gary. [Gary: Meow.]"
"[Gary: Meow.] [shocked] Gary! [quickly changes to the football game on the TV] I was just looking for the sports channel, Gary. [nervous laugh; hears a knock on the door] Come in!"
"Wow, it's Sunday! Guess what's for breakfast! [Gary: Meow?] That's right! A sundae!"
"[in a bored tone] Here you go, sir. A King-Size Ultra Krabby Supreme with the works, double batter fried on a stick."
"Excuse me, miss?"
"Finished at last! What do you boys think of me new masterpiece?"
"We take you now to Encino, California, where we find the President of the SpongeBob SquarePants fan club...flipping burgers?!"
"Oooooooooooooooooooooooo-oioooooooh-woh-wooooh, how much chum could a sea slug chug if a sea slug could chug... [gasps, grabs the phone] Mr. Krabs, you gotta get out of here! It's a code blue situation!"
"Hello, and welcome one and all, to a super special episode of House Fancy. I'm your host, Nicholas Withers. Our first, very special guest on today's show will be none other than..."
"All of the most intelligent programming starts before 5 AM."
"The coast looks clear."
"Hmmm. Sounds like a mutiny. What the...? What in Neptune's knickers is this?!"
"Patrick! Tee time, Patrick! Patrick! [cuts to Squidward] Tee time, Patrick! [cuts to Patrick's house] Patrick! Wake up!"
"A little more sand. Pat, Pat, Pat. Pat, Pat, Patrick! Check it out. An exact replica of the Krusty Krab. One sandy patty. Extra grit."
"Well Squiddy, 20 minutes of a bath is probably enough. Ah, another day, another day."
"And how is everything for you today, sir?"
"Your turn."
"Ooh, this grass feels great between my toes. Hey, Patrick, are you enjoying our early morning nature hike?"
"Spot? Spot? Spot? Where are you, Spot? Oh, there you are, boy! Come to me. Jump in my arms and give me your precious kisses. Good amoeba. You get a num-num."
"SpongeBob!"
"Order for-"
"These pancakes are delicious, Sandy, but what do you call this sweet stuff?"
"Ah, Avocondo Acres, Bikini Bottom's premier retirement community. This is where we find Harold and Margaret, the parents of the ocean's most exceptional multicellular organism, SpongeBob SquarePants."
"Alright Karen, I'm off to go Shopping."
"Nice flipping today, Spatty. Great grill work, Grilly. And we couldn't have done it without you, Flamey. See you tomorrow! Gallopin' garbage!"
"Nothing beats a cool drink on a lazy river, eh, Patrick?"
"Well, I'm off to work, Barry."
"First catch!"
"Huh? [sighs] That dream again. That jelly-riffic dream. Well, today's the day I'm gonna make my dream come true."
"Steady... Almost..."
"The best way out of bed, is an urchin on your head."
"Perch Perkins here live at the premiere of The Patrick Show season 2, let's take a look!"
"Happy birthday, Patrick!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! This can't be happening! This has to be a dream! Lars! Lars! Please tell me I'm dreaming!"
"Okay, boys. Let's get to work."
"He went this way!"
"Oh. Oh! Excuse me!"
"I can't stand this anymore. This stone has destroyed too many lives! It stops today!"
"Cassandra Cassandra. Cassandra. There you are, Cassandra. I'd nearly given up on you."
"Your Highness, here's the manifest from Neserdnia's latest shipment of goods."
"Your performance...is disappointing."
"I can't wait for the Global Games. They enhappify the whole world all at once!"
"Brighton...A place where dreams are born and turnips are grown. We may be a small town...but we've got an enlarged heart. And I'm proud to call this my forever home. My dream is to enhappify Brighton. And then to get the word enhappify in the dictionary. So choose me, Molly McGee, as Brighton's Mayor for a Day!"
"Check my chops on this fill! It's called freestyle music, and I'm exploding it!"
"Do you believe in ghosts? Join me, Hunter Spector, spectre hunter, leader of the Academy of Really Good Ghost Hunters, or ARGGH! As I descend into the scariest place in any home, the basement! Sunday night at 8 PM! Don't miss it, or you'll be left in the dark! ARGGH!"
"It's the day before Christmas and there's no better time to be in the Loud House."
"Today is the Fifth Grade Internship Fair and Clyde and I are making sure to put our best foot forward. 'Cause there's only one place we wanna work..."
"Flip's Food & Fuel!"
"1,797, 1,798, 1,799...1800!"
"Yo, Chunk! Right on time, dude!"
"Gah! Lalo, what the heck, dude?"
"Wear lucky underwear. Check. Wear new jeans. Check. Put on best polo. Check. Things are pretty crazy around the Loud House this morning."
"There's no escape, Agent Steele! Going somewhere?"
"That looks delicious!"
"A little more to your left. Okay, hold out your right arm. Bend it 55 degrees now. Lift the satellite a little higher. Now, right leg up. We got it!"
"A little higher on the right. Little higher. Now a little lower. A little lower. It has to be perfect for Lori!"
"I've got you now Bird-brain. There's nowhere for you to hide."
"Gatos! Gatos! Gatos! Gatos!"
"Thomas is a tank engine who lives at the big station on the Island of Sodor. He's a cheeky little engine with six small wheels, a short stumpy funnel, a short stumpy boiler, and a short stumpy dome."
"Wake up, Lazybones! Why can't you work hard like me?"
"Whoa...! And just one more track and I'll beat my "Stack the Tracks" record!"
"Yo! We're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario. I'm your host, Chris McLean. Dropping season one of the hottest new reality show on television, right now! [moves to Dock of Shame] Here's the deal, twenty-two campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp. They'll compete in challenges against each other, then have to face the judgment of their fellow campers. Every three days, one team will either win a reward, or watch one of their team members walk down the Dock of Shame. Take a ride on the loser boat, ha ha, and leave Total Drama Island, for good. [moves to campfire pit] Their fate will be decided here, at the dramatic campfire ceremonies where each week, all, but one camper will receive...a marshmallow. [takes a bite of one marshmallow] In the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and a small fortune, which let's face it: they'll probably blow in a week. To survive, they'll have to battle... Black flies, [flies buzzing] Grizzly bears, [grizzly bear roars] Disgusting camp food... and each other. Every moment, we'll be caught on one of the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp. Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out here, right now on Total Drama Island!"
"This is Toronto, the capital of North America, birthplace of funk where the Albino panther roams free. Beneath my size-13 brogues, 18 teams are arriving at this historic train station ready to embark on a race around the world. I'm your host, Don. And this is The Ridonculous Race!"
"Guys! Guys! Guys? Guess what?!"
"Wake up, sleepy head! The sun's been up for ages!"
"Bloom, say hello to your mother for me."
"No time. I'll be found out any second now."
"Summer was over and it was my first day back at Alfea. I was officially a sophomore!"
"I'll take this one to Mom's, that one to Dad's, no, wait! I need the blue top for Mom's picnic. But then I should have the red dress for Dad's royal parade."
"I'll bring this dress to Mom's for her garden tea and, let's see...hmmm, these to Dad's for the royal parade. Boy, packing for vacation when your parents are separated is way complicated. Do you think the garden tea dress should go to Dad's for open palace day?"
"I'll take this blouse to Mom's and that dress to Dad's. No, wait! I need the blue top for Mom's picnic. Oh, but then I'll need the red dress for Dad's royal parade."
"Ah, a new year has started at Alfea."
"I can't believe we're back at Alfea!"
"Whoo-hoo! Hello, Gardenia!"
"Come on, you two!"
"Last stop, Alfea! Here we are!"
"My dear Pixieville Pixies, welcome to the celebration! Once again the protection spell will defend us from all outside dangers throughout the year! At this time we'd like to celebrate The Tree of Life! Let's all give thanks to it! An energy flows inside the tree and a sparkle of that power shines in each of its MagicPops! This year more pixies will earn their MagicPop by discovering their talent and using it for good. Caramel, Martino and Amore were the last Pixies to earn a MagicPop!"
"No sign of suspect in sector one."
"All right, "On this historic occasion...""
"This is the way it began that extraordinary night; the night "he" came. Let me just shut this thing off. What's that noise? Oh, my gosh! It's the infrared radio band. I've locked in to something in space; a pulsar or a satellite. Hello? Hello? This is K726XAA. Can you read me? They're answering but I don't recognize the language."
"Thank you, New York! We are Electric Bloom, goodnight!"
"So once you open your world atlas application, you'll find that doing research on your favorite continent can be both fun and easy."
"Oh, my gosh, Dad! Look at this place! Lockers instead of cubbies, drivers ed instead of kiddy bikes, him instead of...what was I talking about?"
"Hey, Ally! Guess who got a job at Cupcake City?!"
"Opportunities like this come once in a lifetime, and when they do you gotta grab it and turn that thing big time!"
"All right, we're recording."
"Excuse me, sir. Can you have these delivered to my room?"
"Yes, I'll take a message."
"What's up, guys? I am Cooper Wrather."
"I'll be right here. I love this movie. This won the Oscar didn't it?"
"My name is Drake Parker."
"Wow. Honey, uh...one thought. I didn't marry a cat, I married a human."
"Hey. Nice toolbox."
"Good morning, Layne. It's 5:00 AM."
"Six months ago, I was living in Boston."
"Sweetie, would you say grace, please?"
"Morning, sunshine! Up and at 'em!"
"And...that is your assignment. Hudson, read it out loud, please."
"Why do we need to sneak out of the house if we're not doing anything wrong until we sneak onto the subway?"
"You think this is hard?! Try being waterboarded! That’s hard!"
"Hi Charlie! There you are, nine months old and look how cute you are! Yeah..And look how cute I am! It's your big sister Teddy here, and I'm making this video diary here to help you survive our...special family. Oh, hey! Looks like Dad taught you how to eat bananas. And there's Mom, looking lovelier then ever this morning."
"The game. They say either a person has what it takes to play, or they don't. My mother was one of the greats. Me, on the other hand... I'm kinda screwed."
"Awesome! That's point two under my personal best!"
"Fourteen-year-old sensation Hannah Montana continues her smash tour with another sold-out show tomorrow tonight in Los Angeles."
"Where does it come from? This quest, this need to solve life's mysteries when the simplest of questions can never be answered."
"Cut! Cut, cut. Excuse me, why are you chomping on a carrot while we're trying to perform here?"
"So then my dad, who's in the Marine Corps, practically blew his flat top when I told him I was moving to New York."
"K.C., we're at an expensive, French restaurant. What are you doing on your phone?"
"No, Dad, no. Okay. It needs to go up. More. More. Up more. Down a tiny bit. Perfect. Twin sister officially welcomed! Bam! What?!"
"In a middle school full of bullies, insane teachers, and gross school lunches, Ned Bigby - that's me - and my two best friends try to do the impossible. Create a guide to help you survive school."
"It's the first day of school, and it can be totally frightening. But the key to surviving it is whether you're ready...or not."
"So you know in horror movies when the girl's like: "Oh, my God, there's something in the basement. Let me just run down there in my underwear and see what's going on." And you're like, "What is your problem? Call the police." She's like, "Okay," but it's too late because she's getting murdered? Well, my story's kind of like that."
"Good morning!"
"Well, finally, I've arrived. I'm taking my rightful place in the world of Harry Potter. And you're coming with me."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! [crashes through wall]"
"Watch, I bet the door is gonna creak real loudly!"
"Hello. Hi, my name is Leslie Knope and I work for the Parks and Recreation department. Can I ask you a few questions? Would you say that you are, "Enjoying yourself and having fun, "having a moderate amount of fun, and somewhat enjoying yourself", or "having no fun and no enjoyment?" I'm gonna put a lot of fun."
"Remy, you're mom's picking you up after school, okay?"
"Why is there a letter of resignation on my desk?"
"Huh. What's this?"
"Let's go everybody, we're running late! Sandwich, sandwich, sandwich, carrot, carrot, carrot, apple, apple, dollar. Great ones improvised."
"Big day, Mom!"
"Yes, first! I finally beat you to the bathroom. This must burn, Nia, this must burn bad."
"Today is a big day. Today is the day Lincoln Loud becomes a man. And I am super pumped! I've always been known as the Man with the Plan, but tonight, I'm gonna take it up a notch. My best friend Clyde and I will be watching the Rip Hardcore Midnight Marathon and getting our official Macho Man badges."
"This is it, Olive, seventh grade. The big time. Time to make our mark, blaze a trail, and...That's all I got. Are you even listening?"
"Over the hills and far away, Teletubbies, come to play."
"I get so nervous getting up in front of people. Good thing I've got a friend to support me through this."
"I hope you're all hungry!"
"Okay, Thundermans, I hearby call this meeting to order. First item --"
"That's right, Los Angeles! I'm finally ready to tell you: I'm a vampire!"
"Let's see, the bread mold."
"Hey! Who's ready for family movie night?!"
"I'm afraid this comic book isn't good enough condition for us to buy it from you. There's a small corner crease, a slight discoloration along the spine, and...there's a huge hole in it. Sorry."
"Edgebonoutoosis!"
"You think Gotham City is a peaceful city? Ho ho ho, put your gum under your seats, hold your breath, and get ready to cheer Batman and hiss his diabolical enemies. Hissable enemy number one is now about to strike."
"If the photon is directed to the plane with two slits on it and either is observed, it will not go through both. If unobserved, it will."
"So you see, what you're eating is not technically yogurt, because it doesn't have enough live acidophilus cultures. It's really just ice milk with carrageenan added for thickness."
"Oh, thank god, we're home."
"And now, the kung pao chicken."
"It's not what it looks like."
"So, Howard's really in space?"
"SHELDON, THIS IS NOT A GREAT TIME!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!?!"
"Excuse me, is it all possible that you're knitting a pair of pants?"
"I can't believe we're getting married, soon."
"Leonard? Leonard?"
"It feels like it wasn't that long ago we were doing this for Halley."
"Good morning, husband."
"There's nothing to tell. It's just some guy I work with."
"That girl totally winked at me."
"Okay, so we went to the beach, because Phoebe found out about this lady who knew her mom and dad, and I don’t really know what happened with that."
"Friends, family, we're gathered to celebrate the joyous union of Ross and Emily. Now Ross, repeat after me."
"Oh my God!"
"Hey, what's going on? I found a note on my door that said "Come to Monica's. Bring champagne and a Three Musketeers bar.""
"Oh my God, we did it! We just got married, right here!"
"The way you crushed Mike at ping-pong was such a turn on! You wanna...?!"
"25 years ago, a scientist named Carl Manchester took his kid to work, because it was Take Your Kid To Work Day."
"Okay, time to practice your lying!"
"Carly, get in here right now!"
"What's wrong?"
"Next, on iCarly..."
"Hey, I'm three-and-a-half ounces of Carly!"
"Check the circuit."
"Captain's log, Stardate 41153.7. Our destination is Planet Deneb IV, beyond which lies the great unexplored mass of the galaxy. My orders are to examine Farpoint, a starbase built there by the inhabitants of that world. Meanwhile I'm becoming better acquainted with my new command - this Galaxy-class USS Enterprise. I'm still somewhat in awe of its size and complexity. As for my crew, we are short in several key positions, most notably a first officer, but I'm informed that a highly experienced man, one Commander William Riker, will be waiting to join the ship at our Deneb IV destination."
"Resistance is futile. You will disarm your weapons and escort us to Sector 001. If you attempt to intervene, we will destroy you."
"Damage report!"
"Where no man has gone before."
"They are coming. Atom by atom, they will coil around us and take all that we are. There is one way to confront this threat. By reuniting the twenty-four warring houses of our own empire. We have forgotten the Unforgettable, the last to unify our tribes: Kahless. Together, under one creed, remain Klingon! That is why we light our beacon this day. To assemble our people. To lock arms against those whose fatal greeting is...we come in peace."
"See...and raise."
"Mom, why can't you drive us to the playground?"
"I'm Marion Moseby, your cruise ship manager, welcome aboard."
"Dear Mario: Please come to the castle. I've baked a cake for you. Yours truly -- Princess Toadstool, Peach."
"Oh, look at that!"
"Every hundred years, a comet appears in the skies above the Mushroom Kingdom. The comet was so large one year. It filled the skies and sent countless shooting stars raining down. The Toads brought the shooting stars to the castle, where they became a great Power Star. It should have been a very happy time for the citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom. That was the night of the Star Festival, held once every hundred years to celebrate the comet"
"In the vast, deep forest of Hyrule... Long have I served as the guardian spirit... I am known as the Deku Tree... The children of the forest, the Kokiri, live here with me. Each Kokiri has his or her own guardian fairy. However, there is one boy who does not have a fairy..."
"Accept our quest, new hero!"
"This is but one of the legends of which the people speak..."
"Time to get up, sleepyhead!"
"And now - what you've all been waiting for! The season finale of Crash Nebula!"
"Ahhh, 'ere we are at Bikini Bottom... and today we will be following my favorite creature SpongeBob SquarePants on his adventures around Bikini Bottom. Today he is in search of the Best Birthday Present ever, for his best friend Patrick. The question is, how far he go for his best friend?"
"Welcome to Bikini Bottom. A normally peaceful undersea sanctuary. Today it will be transformed into a theater of pure horror, wherein our little yellow friend will play the starring role."
"Okay guys, that's a wrap!"