"Hi Charlie! There you are, nine months old and look how cute you are! Yeah..And look how cute I am! It's your big sister Teddy here, and I'm making this video diary here to help you survive our...special family. Oh, hey! Looks like Dad taught you how to eat bananas. And there's Mom, looking lovelier then ever this morning."
January 1, 1970
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