226 quotes found
"June Foray — Rocky, Natasha (cartoon voice), Narrator's Mom"
"Keith Scott — Bullwinkle, Narrator, Fearless Leader & Boris (cartoon voices)"
"Susan Berman — Bucky Weasel"
"Rene Russo — Natasha"
"Jason Alexander — Boris"
"Randy Quaid — Cappy "Frank" von Trapment"
"Kel Mitchell — Martin"
"Kenan Thompson — Lewis"
"Piper Perabo — Karen Sympathy"
"Robert De Niro — Fearless Leader"
"[distraught over losing his Green Hornet fishing rod in the fishing hole] Where's the Green Hornet?"
"Kids. Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em."
"Jack Lemmon - John Gustafson"
"Walter Matthau - Max Goldman"
"Ann-Margret - Ariel Truax"
"Kevin Pollak - Jacob Goldman"
"Ossie Davis - Chuck"
"Buck Henry - Snyder"
"Daryl Hannah - Melanie Gustafson"
"Burgess Meredith - John Gustafson, Sr."
"Oh no, my mom never kept a secret of the fact my dad chose his career over us. What was it she used to say? Once a carnie, always a carnie. Mom still cries every time she sees a tilt-a-whirl or a fat lady in a tube top."
"Hello Father Donnagan, sidewalks? sidewalks? Iris, stop it, it's not his fault. The communal wine just proves too tempting for some of them."
"Oh my God! My baby. That swan ate my baby. Baby, please, get out, we gotta go to State!"
"My Mom gave me this 9mil for my birthday, I'll always remember what she wrote in the card. "Jesus loves winners". That's why, no matter what I do, I aim to win."
"I chose Mount Rushmore, 'cause to live in a country where you can take an ugly old mountain and put faces on it, faces of great Americans who did so much to make our country super great, well that makes me, Rebecca Leeman, proud to be an American."
"Tammy: Maybe other people think I can't win a beauty pageant, but other people didn't think I could beat out Becky Leeman for President of the gun club either, and I did. It's just like Anthony Robins says, "I'm a winner, nobody can stop me, but me"."
"Annette: I shoved your tap shoes in my panties before I was blown out of the house, you go find the guy who cut them off, he'll give 'em to you so you can practice for the pageant."
"Leslie: They'll never let you perform naked, I asked."
"Hank: Harold, Harold, Are we on cops again Harold?"
"If looks could kill..."
"Kirsten Dunst — Amber Atkins"
"Denise Richards — Becky Ann Leeman"
"Kirstie Alley — Gladys Leeman"
"Ellen Barkin — Annette Atkins"
"Allison Janney — Loretta"
"Amy Adams — Lesley Miller"
"Mindy Sterling — Iris"
"Brooke Bushman — Tammy Curry"
"Matt Malloy — John Dough"
"Will Sasso — Hank"
"Mo Gaffney — Terry Macey"
"[during her beauty exam] Lady, I'm not butchering your hair. It's a free haircut, so stop your bitching, before I cut it all off, you fat cow!"
"[about her dad] First guy to walk out of my life, definitely not the last. Funny things, you and me. You always stayin' away from love, me always chasin' after it."
"Don't let people stand in your way. They're just people, like you and me! Well, maybe not like you. I don't know if I have ever met anyone like you before."
"He was like an angel, you know? I never knew life could be like that. He was the one thing I followed through in my life, the one thing I didn't give up on. I was good at loving him."
"I am going to fall in love with you. You don't have to love me back. I am going to give you my heart."
"My life is like watching the Three Stooges in Spanish!"
"What worries me is when someone is as screwed up as these guys doesn't want me!"
"He doesn't make sense, I don't make sense, together we make sense."
"Magic records and a baboon heart..."
"I am not very good with people."
"Once people got used to stay away, they always stay away. I never got close to anyone."
"You are my peace."
"Look at him! He's like a tumor sittin' over there. Ugh, and his hair! It just bothers me so much!"
"It's too bad though. I'd do him, if he wasn't so dumb!"
"It's not right to feel shitty this time of year, but everybody does. It's like this is life, and once you go through it long enough, you realize what the flavor is. And it sure ain't vanilla!"
"He doesn't make sense. She doesn't make sense. Together they make sense."
"Marisa Tomei - Caroline"
"Christian Slater - Adam"
"Rosie Perez - Cindy"
"Kyle Secor - Howard"
"Willie Garson - Patsy"
"You think you can win on talent alone? Gentlemen, you don't have enough talent to win on talent alone. Again!"
"You better think about something else, each and every one of you. When you pull on that jersey, you represent yourself and your teammates...and the name on the front is a hell of a lot more important than the one on the back! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD! AGAIN!"
"You keep playing this way, you won't beat anyone that's good, let alone great! You want to make this team, then you better start playing at a level that's gonna FORCE ME TO KEEP YOU HERE! AGAIN!"
"This cannot be a team of common men. Because common men go nowhere. You have to be uncommon. Again."
"[Addressing the team before the US-USSR game] Great moments...are born from great opportunity. And that's what you have here, tonight, boys. That's what you've earned here tonight. One game. If we played 'em ten times, they might win nine. But not this game, not tonight. Tonight, we skate with them. Tonight, we stay with them...and we shut them down because we can! Tonight, we... are the greatest hockey team in the world. You were born to be hockey players. Every one of you. And you were meant to be here tonight. This is your time. Their time...is done. It's over. I'm sick and tired of hearing about what a great hockey team the Soviets have. Screw 'em! This... is your time! Now go out there and take it!"
"[Speaking to team during the last intermission in the US-USSR game] Listen to 'em (the crowd chanting U-S-A!). That's what you've done. Now, we've come from behind in every game in this tournament so far and we can do it again. [team blankly stares] We can beat these guys! Everybody in!... Who do you play for?"
"[Epilogue voiceover] Two days later, the miracle was made complete. My boys defeated Finland to win the gold medal, coming from behind once again. As I watched them out there, celebrating on the ice, I realized that Patti had been right. It was a lot more than a hockey game, not only for those who watched it, but for those who played in it. I've often been asked in the years since Lake Placid what was the best moment for me. Well, it was here - the sight of 20 young men of such differing backgrounds now standing as one. Young men willing to sacrifice so much of themselves, all for an unknown. A few years later, the U.S. began using professional athletes at the Games - "Dream Teams". I always found that term ironic because now that we have Dream Teams, we seldom ever get to dream. But on one weekend, as America and the world watched, a group of remarkable young men gave the nation what it needed most - a chance, for one night, not only to dream, but a chance, once again, to believe."
"Johnson over to Ramsey! Bilyaletdinov gets checked by Ramsey! McClanahan is there! The puck is still loose! Eleven seconds-- [original audio broadcast] You've got ten seconds, the countdown going on right now! Morrow, up to Silk! Five seconds left in the game! Do you believe in miracles?! YES!!!"
"What America needed was a miracle. What it got was a hockey game."
"If you believe in yourself, Miracles can happen."
"The story of the greatest moment in sports history."
"Their game made them winners. Their spirit made them heroes."
"Do you believe in miracles?"
"Kurt Russell - Coach Herb Brooks"
"Noah Emmerich - Coach Craig Patrick"
"Patricia Clarkson - Patti Brooks"
"Sean McCann - Walter Bush"
"Kenneth Welsh - Doc Nagobads"
"Eddie Cahill - Jim Craig"
"Patrick O'Brien Demsey as Mike Eruzione"
"Michael Mantenuto - Jack O'Callahan"
"Nathan West - Rob McClanahan"
"Bobby Hanson - Dave Silk"
"Nate Miller - John Harrington"
"Kris Wilson - Phil Verchota"
"Scott Johnson - Steve Christoff"
"A Comedy About Somebody Everybody Can Believe In."
"someone just picked on the wrong nobody."
"Knockout fun for the whole family!"
"Tim Allen - Joe Scheffer"
"Julie Bowen - Meg Harper"
"Kelly Lynch - Callie Scheffer"
"Greg Germann - Jeremy"
"Hayden Panettiere - Natalie Scheffer"
"Patrick Warburton - Mark McKinney"
"Jim Belushi - Chuck Scarett"
"Ken Marino - Rick Raglow"
"Wolfgang Bodison - Cade Raymond"
"Cristi Conaway - Abby Manheim"
"Robert Joy - Pat Chilcutt"
"Tina Lifford - Cassandra Taylor"
"The Uncertainty Principle. It proves we can't ever really know... what's going on. So it shouldn't bother you. Not being able to figure anything out. Although you will be responsible for this on the mid-term."
"Mere sir my sir?"
"Embers is not the forum for legalities, Larry."
"The Jolly Roger is the appropriate course of action. It has a swimming pool. It is eminently habitable."
"Michael Stuhlbarg - Lawrence "Larry" Gopnik"
"Richard Kind - Arthur Gopnik"
"Sari Lennick - Judith Gopnik"
"Fred Melamed - Sy Ableman"
"Aaron Wolff - Danny Gopnik"
"Jessica McManus - Sarah Gopnik"
"Alan Mandell - Rabbi Marshak"
"Adam Arkin - Don Milgram"
"George Wyner - Rabbi Nachtner"
"Amy Landecker - Mrs. Vivienne Samsky"
"Katherine Borowitz - Mimi Nudell"
"Allen Lewis Rickman - Velvel"
"Yelena Shmulenson - Dora"
"Fyvush Finkel - Traitle Groshkover"
"Simon Helberg - Rabbi Scott Ginsler"
"Michael Lerner - Solomon Schlutz"
"David Kang - Clive"
"Steve Park - Clive's father"
"Ari Hoptman - Arlen Finkle"
"Thank you very much, Mr. Ducksworth! Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, Mr. Ducksworth!"
"I hate kids. They're barely human."
"A team isn't a bunch of kids out to win. A team is something you belong to, something you feel, something you have to earn."
"Coach Jack Reilly: Why'd you turn against me, Gordon? For six years, I taught you how to skate, I taught you how to score, I taught you how to go for the "W". You could have been one of the greats! And now look at yourself. You're not even a has-been. You're a never-was."
"Jesse Hall: [to Gordon] Yo, dude. You obviously in the wrong hood. This is my dominion and it's a drug free zone. You understand? We ain't buyin' nothin'! Now I'm feeling generous today, so I'm gonna let you get your sorry vanilla booty out of here before we be using your eyeballs as hockey pucks!"
"He's never coached. They've never won. Together they'll learn everything about winning!"
"They can't skate. They can't win. They can't be serious."
"Emilio Estevez - Gordon Bombay"
"Lane Smith - Coach Jack Reilly"
"Joss Ackland - Hans"
"Josef Sommer - Mr. Gerald Ducksworth"
"Joshua Jackson - Charlie Conway"
"Eldon Henson - Fulton Reed"
"Brandon Adams - Jesse Hall"
"Shaun Weiss - Greg Goldberg"
"Matt Doherty - Lester Averman"
"Marguerite Moreau - Connie Moreau"
"Garette Ratliff Henson - Guy Germaine"
"Vincent Larusso - Adam Banks"
"Jussie Smollett - Terry Hall"
"J.D. Daniels - Peter Mark"
"Aaron Schwartz - Dave Karp"
"Danny Tamborelli - Tommy Duncan"
"Jane Plank - Tammy Duncan"
"Heidi Kling - Casey Conway"
"How long does it take to score a goal? Less than a second! That means no puck is safe if you can't play defense! Now get this: I don't give a damn how many goals you score; I want one thing on your mind: zero! As in shutout!"
"Gotta get up early if you wanna hunt goose eggs!"
"It's a damn good thing I'm not your coach! Now get your team outta here, now! Varsity team, out! Let's go!! Move it!!"
"Well, congratulations. You just forfeited whatever mental edge you might've had over the Varsity. Now they know they own you! This isn't the pee-wees; your little Duck tricks are not gonna work at this level! Now, for the last time, stay away from the Varsity!! And get those Duck jerseys off right now. Come on, get 'em off! Right now. The Ducks are dead."
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU, GUYS!!"
"No Fear. No Limits. No Brakes. Just Ducks."
"Emilio Estevez as Gordon Bombay"
"Jeffrey Nordling as Ted Orion"
"Joss Ackland as Hans"
"Joshua Jackson as Charlie Conway"
"Elden Henson as Fulton Reed"
"Shaun Weiss as Greg Goldberg"
"Marguerite Moreau as Connie Moreau"
"Matt Doherty as Lester Averman"
"Garette Ratliff Henson as Guy Germaine"
"Vincent Larusso as Adam Banks"
"Aaron Lohr as Dean Portman"
"Kenan Thompson as Russ Tyler"
"Colombe Jacobsen as Julie Gaffney"
"Mike Vitar as Luis Mendoza"
"Ty O'Neal as Dwayne Robinson"
"Justin Wong as Ken Wu"
"David Selby as Dean Buckley"
"Christopher Orr as Rick Riley"
"Michael Cudlitz as Cole"
"Scott Whyte as Scott "Scooter" Holland"
"Heidi Kling as Casey Conway"
"Margo Finley as Linda"
"I hate this town! It's a hick, lake town that smells of fish shit!"
"Sometimes in order to heal... a few people have to get hurt."
"[last lines] Life, here I come."
"Guys like me are born loving women like you."
"Talk about dwelling on the past. Here you are back in Mercury, like a loser, trying to score with a happily married man."
"Charlize Theron as Mavis Gary"
"Patton Oswalt as Matt Freehauf"
"Patrick Wilson as Buddy Slade"
"Elizabeth Reaser as Beth Slade"
"Collette Wolfe as Sandra Freehauf"
"Elizabeth Ward Land as Sales Lady"
"Everyone gets old. Not everyone grows up."
"[first lines] Are there really angels, or are they just in our minds? It all comes out in the wash... in time."
"[after making his fake fanfare as Morris Day shows up] The King has arrived."
"Prince as The Kid"
"Morris Day as Morris"
"Jerome Benton as Jerome"
"The Time as themselves"
"Jill Jones as Jill"
"Mavis Staples as Melody Cool"
"George Clinton as George"
"Ingrid Chavez as Aura"
"Tevin Campbell as Tevin"
"Robin Power as Robin"
"Rosie Gaines as a member The Kid's band, NPG"
"[first lines] Lady, you sit in your nice house, clean floors, your bottled water, your flowers on Valentine's Day, and you think you're tough? Wear my shoes. Tell me tough. Work a day in the pit, tell me tough."
"You want a show?! Huh?! Is that what you want?! You can all go to Hell!"
"My name is Hank Aimes and I've been a miner all my life. And I've never been ashamed of it until now. You know when we take our wives and daughters to the company barbecue, I don't hear any of them calling them those names like bitches and whores and worse. I don't see anyone grab them by their privates or drawing pictures of them on the bathroom walls, it's unspeakable. Unspeakable! So what's changed? She's still my daughter! It's a heck of a thing, to watch one of your own get treated that way. You're all supposed to be my friends, my brothers. Well, right now I don't have a friend in this room. In fact the only one I'm not ashamed of is my daughter."
"Charlize Theron as Josephine "Josey" Aimes"
"Frances McDormand as Glory Dodge"
"Sean Bean as Kyle Dodge"
"Richard Jenkins as Henry "Hank" Aimes"
"Jeremy Renner as Robert "Bobby" Sharp"
"Michelle Monaghan as Sherry"
"Thomas Curtis as Samuel "Sammy" Aimes"
"Woody Harrelson as Bill White"
"Sissy Spacek as Alice Aimes"
"Tom Bower as Gray Suchett"
"Linda Emond as Leslie Conlin"
"Rusty Schwimmer as Big Betty"
"Jillian Armenante as Peg"
"Xander Berkeley as Arlen Pavich"
"Chris Mulkey as Earl Slangley"
"Corey Stoll as Ricky Sennett"
"Brad William Henke as Mr. Lattavansky"
"John Aylward as Judge Halsted"
"Marcus Chait as Wayne"