"Mindy Sterling — Iris"

"Brooke Bushman — Tammy Curry"

"Matt Malloy — John Dough"

"Will Sasso — Hank"

"Oh no, my mom never kept a secret of the fact my dad chose his career over us. What was it she used to say? Once a ca…"

"Hello Father Donnagan, sidewalks? sidewalks? Iris, stop it, it's not his fault. The communal wine just proves too tem…"

"Oh my God! My baby. That swan ate my baby. Baby, please, get out, we gotta go to State!"

"My Mom gave me this 9mil for my birthday, I'll always remember what she wrote in the card. "Jesus loves winners". Tha…"

"I chose Mount Rushmore, 'cause to live in a country where you can take an ugly old mountain and put faces on it, face…"

"Tammy: Maybe other people think I can't win a beauty pageant, but other people didn't think I could beat out Becky Le…"