84 quotes found
"[first lines] What can you say about a 25-year-old girl who died? That she was beautiful and brilliant? That she loved Mozart and Bach, the Beatles, and me?"
"Ali McGraw - Jennifer Cavalieri"
"Ryan O'Neal - Oliver Barrett IV"
"John Marley - Phil Cavalieri"
"Ray Milland - Oliver Barrett III"
"Russell Nype - Dean Thompson"
"Sydney Walker - Dr. Shapely"
"Tommy Lee Jones - Hank Simpson"
"You know what I'll bet? I'll bet you haven't been laid in about a year!"
"(After lying about being in hospital to avoid paying her phone bill) Well, what was I supposed to do? Have them unhook the life support machine, so I could pay my bills?"
"Michael was not a guy, other guys would've made fun of in a locker room, OK!"
"This guy in the morgue.....whoever he is.....he's got a.....does the phrase needle dick, the bug fucker mean anything to you?"
"She's gotta get on this plane! There's a kidney in Kansas City that's not getting any fresher!"
"(Screaming at a payphone that swallowed her change)"GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKIN' QUARTER!""
"(While trying to ignore a bunch of wolf-whistling Mexican men): Now why do they do that? Has there ever been one woman in the history of the world, who actually said yes fellas, please, take me, now!"
"(Lauren makes a leap with a grand jété from the last one of the Four Fingers clifftops with Michael following, only to slip and plunge onto the rocks far below): Nine years of ballet, asshole!"
"(After tying up famed theater teacher/Russian spy Stanislaw Korzenowski): How dare you defraud the legitimate theatre community of New York City!"
"(Noticing that Sandy is about to make another phone call): NO! Stop! Do not screech at another person!"
"Sandy: Oh my, that kind of evening? Lauren: Well, not the kind you're used to. No money changed hands!"
"Lauren: Where are we? We've been driving for hours, and I haven't seen a single white person on the street". Sandy: There's one.....oops, they got him! Lauren: That's not funny."
"Lauren: You are really determined to get us killed. Sandy: Oh, get over yourself, he's not gonna kill us. Lauren: Oh, how can you be so sure? Sandy: Cause we're gonna be raped and murdered in this building!"
"Lauren: Oh my god, he's just a child. Sandy: At least rape's out!"
"Sandy: You'd better tell her the name, she's kinda cranky. Lauren: Yeah....I got my period!"
"Lauren (Impersonating a non-English speaking woman): Excuz please. I vas hoping you ver to help me. How do I to say? Airline Check-in Agent: You say it quickly, I'm off in three minutes!"
"Lauren: I know! We'll call the President. Sandy: Oh, I'm sure that's a call he's gonna take. Hi, we're two struggling actresses, we're saving the world! Get real!"
"The CIA is trailing them. The KGB is tracking them. The phone company is tracing them. The police are chasing them. The cowboys are herding them. And the Indians are hunting them. Are they gonna fall for all of that?"
"Shelley Long - Lauren Aames"
"Bette Midler - Sandy Brazinsky"
"Peter Coyote - Michael Sanders"
"Robert Prosky - Stanislav Korzenowski"
"George Carlin - Frank Madras"
"John Schuck - Agent Atkins"
"Anthony Heald - Weldon"
"Chris McDonald - George"
"You mean I'm not white?!?"
"I hear prison isn't so bad if you like it up your butt."
"Today, I threatened to shoot a naked woman with my erection. That doesn't happen every day."
"Well excusez-moi, monsieur hot shit!"
"We're in a warehouse, and you just hit a cow. I think we better back up."
"Did she say ship, or shit?"
"Captain Braddock: What's the story here, Gatlin? I got the commissioner crawling up my ass!"
"One's blind. The other's deaf. The girl's a killer. And they're in it over their heads."
"The first drop dead comedy of the year."
"MURDER! The blind guy couldn't see it. The deaf guy couldn't hear it. Now they're both wanted for it."
"Richard Pryor – Wallace "Wally" Karew"
"Gene Wilder – Dave Lyons"
"Joan Severance – Eve"
"Kevin Spacey – Kirgo"
"Alan North – Braddock"
"Anthony Zerbe – Sutherland"
"Louis Giambalvo – Gatlin"
"Kristen Childs – Adele"
"You are the best, you are the best there's ever been."
"Half of everything I own just went down the drain with the "Gladiators of Broadway." The other half is in the pocket of The Sultan of Swat, and he wants a raise and his own suites during road games."
"There Was Only One."
"Apart from being a bad film in the first place, aside from being superficially written, aside from being shot with little sense of time or place, the movie portrays Babe Ruth as a man almost completely lacking in the ability to have, or to provide, happiness. Spending these 115 minutes with the Babe is a little like being jammed into the window seat on a long-distance bus, next to a big guy with beer and cigars on his breath and nothing to talk about but his next meal and his last broad."
"Less a biography than a baseball movie, "The Babe" is a muddy field of dreams fertilized with a whole lot of Bull Durham. Loosely based on George Herman Ruth's life, this shallow, soap-operatic treatment makes the man fit the myth. And bigger-than-life or not, he rattles around inside there like the prize in a Cracker Jack box."
"John Goodman – Babe Ruth"
"Kelly McGillis – Claire Hodgson Ruth"
"Trini Alvarado – Helen Woodford Ruth"
"Bruce Boxleitner – Jumpin' Joe Dugan"
"Peter Donat – Harry Frazee, Red Sox owner"
"James Cromwell – Brother Mathias"
"J.C. Quinn – Jack Dunn"
"Joe Ragno – Miller Huggins"
"Richard Tyson – Guy Bush"
"Ralph Marrero – Ping Bodie"
"Bob Swan – George Herman Ruth Sr."
"Bernard Kates – Colonel Jacob Ruppert"
"Michael McGrady – Lou Gehrig"
"Danny Goldring – Bill Carrigan"
"Guy Barile – Johnny Torrio"
"Bernie Gigliotti – Al Capone"
"Ian McCabe – kid who fails math test"
"W. Earl Brown – Herb Pennock"
"Thom C. Simmons – Bill McKechnie"
"Rick Reardon – Ernie Shore"
"Randy Steinmeyer – Ty Cobb"
"Wayne Messmer – Yankee Stadium announcer"
"Larry Cedar – Forbes Field announcer"
"Michael Kendall – Jack Warhop"
"Harry Hutchinson – Tris Speaker"
"Irma P. Hall – Fanny Baily"
"Stephen Caffrey – Older Johnny"