Films about dysfunctional families

"My name is Lester Burnham. This is my neighborhood. This is my street. This is my life. I am 42 years old. In less than a year, I will be dead. Of course, I don't know that yet, and in a way, I'm dead already. Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the highlight of my day. It's all downhill from here. That's my wife Carolyn. See the way the handle on those pruning shears match her gardening clogs? That's not an accident. That's our neighbor, Jim, and that's his lover, Jim. Man, I get exhausted just watching her. She wasn't always like this. She used to be happy. We used to be happy. [Jane is researching breast augumentation surgery despite having a large bust] My daughter, Jane. Only child. Janie's a pretty typical teenager–angry, insecure, confused. I wish I could tell her that's all going to pass, but I don't want to lie to her. Both my wife and daughter think I'm this gigantic loser. And they're right. I have lost something. I'm not exactly sure what it is, but I know I didn't always feel this... sedated. But you know what? It's never too late to get it back."

"It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about."

"Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die."

"[Lying in bed fantasizing of watching Angela on ceiling partially covered in rose petals with it landing on his face] It's the weirdest thing. I feel like I've been in a coma for about twenty years, and I'm just now waking up."

"[Epilogue after being fatally shot] I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all. It stretches on forever, like an ocean of time. For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout Camp, watching falling stars. [Scene of Jane and Ricky lying bed alerted by gunshot and then gets up] And yellow leaves from the maple trees that lined our street. [Scene of Angela in powder room alerted by gunshot] Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper. [Scene of Carolyn outside in rain unresponsive to faint gunshot] And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird. And Janie, and Janie. And Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me, but it's hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much. My heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst. And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain, and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life. You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry. You will someday."

"[To Jane after halftime basketball performance] Honey, I'm so proud of you. I watched you very closely! You didn't screw up once!"

"[Repeated line, in self-assuring confidence] I will sell this house today. [Later becomes hysterically upset and profusively self-blaming]"

"[To Jane] Do you want to see the most beautiful thing I've ever filmed? It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing, and there was this electricity in the air. You can almost hear it. Right? And this bag was just, dancing with me, like a little kid beggin' me to play with it - for fifteen minutes. That's the day I realized that there was this entire life behind things, and this incredibly benevolent force that wanted me to know that there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember - I need to remember. Sometimes, there's so much beauty in the world - I feel like I can't take it, like my heart is just going to cave in."

"Kevin Spacey - Lester Burnham"

"Annette Bening - Carolyn Burnham"

"Thora Birch - Jane Burnham"

"Wes Bentley - Ricky Fitts"

"Mena Suvari - Angela Hayes"

"Peter Gallagher - Buddy Kane"

"Allison Janney - Barbara Fitts"

"Chris Cooper - Col. Frank Fitts, USMC"

"Scott Bakula - Jim Olmeyer"

"Sam Robards - Jim Berkley"

"Barry Del Sherman - Brad Dupree"

"It is in the humble opinion of this narrator that this is not just "something that happened." This cannot be "one of those things"... This, please, cannot be that. And for what I would like to say, I can't. This was not just a matter of chance. … These strange things happen all the time."

"We may be through with the past, but the past is never through with us."

"I'll tell you everything, and you tell me everything, and maybe we can get through all the piss and shit and lies that kill other people."

"Let me tell you something, this is not an easy job. I get a call on the radio, dispatch, it's bad news. And it stinks. But this is my job and I love it. Because I want to do well. In this life and in this world, I want to do well. And I want to help people. And I might get twenty bad calls a day. But one time I can help someone and make a save, correct a wrong or right a situation, then I'm a happy cop. And as we move through this life we should try and do good. Do good... And if we can do that, and not hurt anyone else, well... then..."

"I lost my gun today when I left you and I'm the laughingstock of a lot of people. I wanted to tell you. I wanted you to know and it's on my mind. And it makes me look like a fool. And I feel like a fool. And you asked that we should say things, that we should say what we're thinking and not lie about things. Well, I can tell you that, this, that I lost my gun today, and I am not a good cop. And I'm looked down at. And I know that. And I'm scared that once you find that out you may not like me."

"A lot of people think this is just a job that you go to... take a lunch hour, the job's over, something like that. But it's a 24-hour deal... no two ways about it... and what most people don't see is just how hard it is to do the right thing. People think if I make a judgment call, that it's a judgment on them. But that's not what I do, and that's not what should be done. I have to take everything and play it as it lays. Sometimes people need a little help. Sometimes people need to be forgiven. And sometimes they need to go to jail. And that's a very tricky thing on my part... making that call. The law is the law, and heck if I'm gonna break it. But if you can forgive someone... well, that's the tough part. What can we forgive? Tough part of the job. Tough part of walking down the street."

"I can't let this go. I can't let you go. Now, you... you listen to me now. You're a good person. You're a good and beautiful person and I won't let you walk out on me. And I won't let you say those things, those things about how stupid you are and this and that. I won't stand for that. You want to be with me... then you be with me. You see?"

"I loved her so. She knew what I did, she knew all the fucking stupid things I’d done. But the love was stronger of anything you can think of. The goddamn regret. THE GODDAMN REGRET! And I’ll die, now I’ll die and I’ll tell you what. The biggest regret of my life, I let my love go. What did I do? I’m sixty-five years old, and I’m ashamed. Million years ago, the fucking regret and guilt, these things... don’t ever let anyone ever say to you, you shouldn’t regret anything. Don’t do that, don't! You regret what you fucking want, use that, use that, use that regret for anything, any way you want, you can use it, OK? Oh, God. This is a long way to go with no punch. A little moral, story I say: Love...Love...Love. This fucking life, it’s so fucking hard. So long, Life ain’t short it’s long, it’s long. God damn it! God damn, what did I do? What did I do? What did I do?"

"In this big game that we play, life, it's not what you hope for, it's not what you deserve, it's what you take. I'm Frank T.J. Mackey, a master of the muffin and author of the Seduce and Destroy system now available to you on video and audio cassette. Seduce and Destroy will teach you the techniques to have any hardbody blonde just dripping to wet your dock. Bottom line? Language. The magical key to unlocking the female analytical mindset. Tap directly into her hopes, her wants, her fears, her desires, and her sweet little panties. Learn how to make that lady "friend" your sex-starved servant. I don't care how you look. I don't care what car you drive. I don't care what your last bank statement says. Seduce and Destroy produces an instant money-back guarantee trance-like state that will get you this ´— naughty sauce you want fast. Hey — how many more times do you need to hear the all-too-famous line of "I just don't feel that way about you?""

"Respect the cock! And tame the cunt! Tame it! Take it on headfirst with the skills that I will teach you at work and say no! You will not control me! No! You will not take my soul! No! You will not win this game! Because it's a game, guys. You want to think it's not, huh? You want to think it's not? Go back to the schoolyard and you have that crush on big-titted Mary Jane. Respect the cock. You are embedding this thought. I am the one who's in charge. I am the one who says yes! No! Now! Here! Because it's universal, man. It is evolutional. It is anthropological. It is biological. It is animal. We... are... men! [simulating sexual thrusting]"

"Men are shit. What? Men... are... shit. What, isn't that what they say? Because we do bad things, don't we? We do horrible, heinous, heinous, terrible things. Things that no woman would ever do. No, women, they don't lie. No, women don't cheat. Women don't manipulate us. But you see what I'm getting at. You see what society does? Little boys, it's, "Wow, womaaaan!" We are taught to apologize. I am sorry. I am so sorry, baby. I am so sorry. What is it that we need? Is it their pussies? Their love? Mommy wouldn't let me play soccer... and Daddy, he hit me, so that's who I am, that's why I do what I do? Fucking bullshit. I will not apologize for who I am. I will not apologize for what I need. I will not apologize for what I want!"

"One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do Two can be as bad as one It's the loneliest number since the number one No is the saddest experience you'll ever know Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know."

"Oh, for the sake of momentum I've allowed my fears to get larger than life. And it's brought me to my current agendum Whereupon I deny fulfillment has yet to arrive. And I know life is getting shorter, I can't bring myself to set the scene. Even when it's approaching torture, I've got my routine."

"Now that I've met you, Would you object to Never seeing each other again? 'Cause I can't afford to Climb aboard you. No one's got that much ego to spend. So don't work your stuff, Because I've got troubles enough. No, don't pick on me When one act of kindness could be Deathly, Deathly, Definitely."

"The sex you're trading up for What you hope is love Is just another thing that He'll be careless of. But though there are caveats galore, You've only got to love him more — And you do; You really do. Even when it's all too clear."

"You're sure There's a cure. And you have finally found it. You think One drink Will shrink you 'til you're underground And living down. But it's not going to stop. It's not going to stop. It's not going to stop 'Til you wise up."

"Like Peter Pan, or Superman, You have come... to save me. Come on and save me... Why don't you save me? If you could save me, From the ranks of the freaks, Who suspect they could never love anyone, Except the freaks, Who suspect they could never love anyone, Except the freaks, Who could never love anyone."

"I have a feeling, one of those gut feelings, that I'll make pretty good movies the rest of my life. And maybe I'll make some clunkers, maybe I'll make some winners, but I guess the way that I really feel is that Magnolia is, for better or worse, the best movie I'll ever make."

"Magnolia is operatic in its ambition, a great, joyous leap into melodrama and coincidence, with ragged emotions, crimes and punishments, deathbed scenes, romantic dreams, generational turmoil and celestial intervention, all scored to insistent music. It is not a timid film. … The movie is an interlocking series of episodes that take place during one day in Los Angeles, sometimes even at the same moment. Its characters are linked by blood, coincidence and by the way their lives seem parallel. Themes emerge: the deaths of fathers, the resentments of children, the failure of early promise, the way all plans and ambitions can be undermined by sudden and astonishing events. … All of these threads converge, in one way or another, upon an event there is no way for the audience to anticipate. This event is not "cheating," as some critics have argued, because the prologue fully prepares the way for it, as do some subtle references to Exodus. It works like the hand of God, reminding us of the absurdity of daring to plan. And yet plan we must, because we are human, and because sometimes our plans work out. Magnolia is the kind of film I instinctively respond to. Leave logic at the door. Do not expect subdued taste and restraint, but instead a kind of operatic ecstasy. At three hours it is even operatic in length, as its themes unfold, its characters strive against the dying of the light, and the great wheel of chance rolls on toward them."

"Magnolia is a film of sadness and loss, of lifelong bitterness, of children harmed and adults destroying themselves. As the narrator tells us near the end, "We may be through with the past, but the past is never through with us." In this wreckage of lifetimes, there are two figures, a policeman and a nurse, who do what they can to offer help, hope and love. … The central theme is cruelty to children, and its lasting effect. This is closely linked to a loathing or fear of behaving as we are told, or think, that we should. … As an act of filmmaking, it draws us in and doesn't let go. It begins deceptively, with a little documentary about amazing coincidences (including the scuba diver scooped by a fire-fighting plane and dumped on a forest fire) … coincidences and strange events do happen, and they are as real as everything else. If you could stand back far enough, in fact, everything would be revealed as a coincidence. What we call "coincidences" are limited to the ones we happen to notice."

"In one beautiful sequence, Anderson cuts between most of the major characters all simultaneously singing Aimee Mann's "It's Not Going to Stop." A directorial flourish? You know what? I think it's a coincidence. Unlike many other "hypertext movies" with interlinking plots, Magnolia seems to be using the device in a deeper, more philosophical way. Anderson sees these people joined at a level below any possible knowledge, down where fate and destiny lie. They have been joined by their actions and their choices. And all leads to the remarkable, famous, sequence near the film's end when it rains frogs. Yes. Countless frogs, still alive, all over Los Angeles, falling from the sky. That this device has sometimes been joked about puzzles me. I find it a way to elevate the whole story into a larger realm of inexplicable but real behavior. We need something beyond the human to add another dimension. Frogs have rained from the sky eight times this century, but never mind the facts. Attend instead to Exodus 8:2, which is cited on a placard in the film: "And if thou refuse to let them go, behold, I will smite your whole territory with frogs." Let who go? In this case, I believe, it refers not to people, but to fears, shames, sins. Magnolia is one of those rare films that works in two entirely different ways. In one sense, it tells absorbing stories, filled with detail, told with precision and not a little humor. On another sense, it is a parable. The message of the parable, as with all good parables, is expressed not in words but in emotions. After we have felt the pain of these people, and felt the love of the policeman and the nurse, we have been taught something intangible, but necessary to know."

"There is no film... EVER... that has made me think and made me feel and made me question like Magnolia. It made me laugh and cry and squirm and giggle with nervous laughter. Yet, I can't deny that five years later my life is changed because I've seen Magnolia. I sit here at my computer getting goosebumps at the tenderness of Philip Seymour Hoffman."

"Easily one of the best films in recent memory, the severely underrated Magnolia won top prizes at the Berlin Film Festival and the Toronto Film Critics Association Awards but was virtually ignored by the Academy (it scored three nominations without a win among them). Detractors missed its simple but affecting beauty. Writer/director P.T. Anderson assembles a riveting melodrama, or rather several riveting melodramas that can barely contain their energy and outpouring emotions. The individual vignettes, each brought to vivid life by a veteran cast at their best, are tied together by a theme as basic and yet crucial as forgiveness — a point driven home by Anderson’s use of biblical references (a certain amphibian in particular). There’s nothing subtle about either Anderson’s ideas or his tendency to pay homage to Altman and Scorsese. And there’s no denying how lively and entertaining the whole experience is."

"Anderson's meandering multi-story megasoap with a message is over-ambitious, self-conscious, self-indulgent, self-important and clumsy into the bargain. But it's also one of the most enthralling and exhilarating American movies in ages. … Insofar as the film is about "story", little happens save that Anderson initially conceals information, and then slowly scatters snippets so that we can piece the jigsaw together. For all the humour, it's a dark portrait of loss, lovelessness and fear of failure in contemporary America, and not a film that trades in understatement."

"Things fall down. People look up. And when it rains, it pours."

"Tom Cruise - Frank T.J. Mackey"

"Pat Healy - Sir Edmund William Godfrey/Young Pharmacy Kid"

"Julianne Moore - Linda Partridge"

"Genevieve Zweig - Mrs. Godfrey"

"Mark Flannagan - Joseph Green"

"William H. Macy - Quiz Kid Donnie Smith"

"Jeremy Blackman - Stanley Spector"

"Philip Seymour Hoffman - Phil Parma"

"John C. Reilly - Jim Kurring"

"Ricky Jay - Burt Ramsey/Narrator"

"Philip Baker Hall - Jimmy Gator"

"Melora Walters - Claudia Gator"

"Hey! I got a bet, I come in this game right now, same score, but we play black guys against the white guys. [Black guys laugh] "Name your price, cracker" No money, no money, for these courts and not just today, for good. If you win, we will walk away, but if we win, no bitching, no fighting, right here in front of everybody, you pack up your shit and get your black asses outta here."

"Alright, listen up. We need to open our eyes. There's over 2 million illegal immigrants bedding down in this state tonight! The state spent $3 billion last year, on services for those people who have no right to be here in the first place! $3 billion! $400 million just to lock up a bunch of illegal immigrant criminals, who only got into this country because the fuckin' INS decided, "It's not worth the effort to screen for convicted felons!" Who gives a shit? Our government doesn't give a shit. Our border policy's a joke. So, is anybody surprised that south of the border, they're laughing at us? Laughing at our laws? Every night, thousands of these parasites stream across the border like some fucking piñata exploded. [The skinheads laugh] Don't laugh! [The skinheads immediately quiet down] There's nothin' funny goin' on here! This is about your life and mine; it's about decent, hardworking Americans falling through the cracks and getting the shaft because their government cares more about the constitutional rights of a bunch of people who aren't even citizens of this country! On the Statue of Liberty, it says "give me your tired, your hungry, your poor..." Well, it's Americans who are tired and hungry and poor, and I say until you take care of that, close the fucking book! 'Cause we're losing, we're losing our right to pursue our destiny, we're losing our freedom, so that a bunch of fucking foreigners can come in here and exploit our country! And this isn't something that's going on far away, this isn't something that's happening places we can't do anything about it, it's happening right here, right in our neighborhood, right in that building behind you. Archie Miller ran that grocery store since we were kids here. Dave worked there, Mike worked there. He went under and now some fuckin' Korean owns it who fired these guys and is making a killing 'cause he hired 40 fuckin' border jumpers. I see this shit going on and I don't see anyone doing anything about it, and it fuckin' pisses me off! So look around you, this isn't our fuckin' neighborhood, it's a battlefield! We're on a battlefield tonight. Make a decision: are we gonna stand by the sidelines, quietly standing while our country gets raped? "(Skinheads:) Fuck no!" Are we gonna ante up and do something about it? "(Skinheads:) FUCK YEAH!" You're goddamn right we are!"

"[Charges at and grabs the supermarket owner by pinning him to a wall] Don't you know it's against the law to hire fucking border jumpers, you nip bastard?!"

"Look at the statistics, for Christ's sake! One in every three black males is in some phase of the correctional system. Is that a coincidence or do these people have, you know, like a racial commitment to crime?"

"We're so hung up on this notion that we have some obligation to help the struggling black man, you know. Cut him some slack until he can overcome these historical injustices. It's crap. I mean, Christ, Lincoln freed the slaves, like, what? 130 years ago. How long does it take to get your act together?"

"Oh, it doesn't? You don't think I see what you're trying to do here? You think I'm gonna sit here and smile while some fuckin' kike tries to fuck my mother? It's never gonna happen Murray! Fuckin' forget it! Not on my watch, not while I'm still in this family. I will fuckin' cut your Shylock nose off and stick it up your ass before I let that happen. Coming here and poison my family's dinner with your Jewish, nigger-lovin', hippie bullshit. Fuck you! Fuck you! Yeah, walk out, asshole, fuckin' Kabbalah reading motherfucker. Get the fuck out of my house. [Showing his tattoo of a swastika] DO YOU SEE THIS!? THAT MEANS NOT WELCOME!"

"I came in here to tell you one thing, I am out! OUT! And Danny's out too! And if you come near my family again, I'm gonna fucking kill you!"

"I believe in death, destruction, chaos, filth, and greed. [Trying to make fun of Seth while Seth is trying to video tape him]"

"I hate the fact that it's cool to be black these days, I hate this hip-hop fucking influence in white fucking suburbia and I hate Tabitha Soren and all her Zionist MTV fucking pigs telling us we should get along. Save the rhetorical bullshit Hillary Rodham Clinton, 'cause it ain't gonna fucking happen."

"[Writing the beginning of the essay] People look at me and see my brother."

"So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it. Derek says it's always good to end a paper with a quote. He says someone else has already said it best. So if you can't top it, steal from them and go out strong. So I picked a guy I thought you'd like. 'We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.' [Quoting Abraham Lincoln]"

"Doris Vinyard: You think you're the only one doin' time, Derek? You think you're here all alone? You think I'm not in here with you?"

"Murray: Derek, what are you trying to prove?!"

"Lamont: [In the prison laundry] Don't fuck with me, a'ight? I'm the most dangerous man in this prison. You know why? 'Cause I control the underwear."

"Lamont: Okay, I know your kind, right...bad ass peckerwood with an attitude. Well, let me tell you something: you better watch your ass, 'cause in the joint, you the nigger, not me."

"Seth: My eyes have seen the glory of the trampling at the zoo We have washed ourselves in niggers' blood and all the mongrels too We're taking down the ZOG machine, Jew by Jew by Jew The white man marches on! ~ white supremacist lyrics for "Battle Hymn of the Republic.""

"Bob Sweeney: [Arguing with Danny Vinyard about his "Mein Kampf" paper] I think the street would kill you. Your rhetoric and your propaganda aren't gonna save you out there."

"Some Legacies Must End."

"Violence as a way of life."

"United by hate, divided by truth"

"See reality in your eyes when hate makes you blind"

"Edward Norton - Derek Vinyard"

"Edward Furlong - Danny Vinyard"

"Beverly D'Angelo - Doris Vinyard"

"Avery Brooks - Dr. Bob Sweeney"

"Jennifer Lien - Davina Vinyard"

"Ethan Suplee - Seth Ryan"

"Stacy Keach - Cameron Alexander"

"Fairuza Balk - Stacey"

"Elliott Gould - Murray"

"Guy Torry - Lamont"

"William Russ - Dennis Vinyard"

"Well I'm gonna park the cars and get the luggage, and well, I'll be outside for the...season."

"[as an entourage of suits - led by Clark's boss - passes by single file] Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah."

"[the newel post is wobbly, so Clark cuts it off with a chain saw] Fixed the newel post."

"LOTTA SAP in here. [spits then give an "okay" sign] Looks great! Little full, Lotta sap!"

"[handing Christmas lights to Russ] Unravel these. We need to check every bulb. [pulls out a huge tangle of lights] Oop. Little knot here, you can work on that. [hands it to Russ]"

"I dedicate this house to the Griswold Family Christmas."

"Going for a new amateur recreational saucer sled land speed record, Clark W. Griswold, Jr.! Remember, don't try this at home, kids; I am a professional. Later, dudes. Let 'er rip. Hang 10! [pushes off; goes sledding downhill at ridiculously high speed] OH, SHIIIIIIIIIT!!"

"[sliding through a forest on his saucer sled, barely avoiding trees] This is great! It's great! I'm dead!"

"Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here! With a big ribbon on his head! I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-… [kicks something] sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! HALLELUJAH! HOLY SHIT! Where's the Tylenol?"

"[last line] I did it."

"That right there is a RV, I got it off my buddy of mine. He took my house, I took the RV."

"[about Snot] He's cute ain't he? Only problem is, he's got a little bit a "Mississippi leg hound" in 'im. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town. You don't want him around if you're wearing short pants, if you know what I mean. Word of warning though, if he does lay into ya, it's best to just let 'im finish."

"I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brain but a piece of government plastic."

"Clark, I'd like to try to fumigate this here chair, it's a good quality item. If you don't mind my askin', how much did she set you back?"

"[after finding out that Clark has received a "Jelly of the Month" club membership in place of a bonus] Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year."

"Audrey Griswold: Would it be indecent to ask the grandparents to stay at a hotel?"

"Ellen Griswold: I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery."

"Ellen Griswold: Welcome to our home - what's left of it."

"Art: Hurry up, Clark. I'm freezing my baguettes off."

"Mr. Shirley: [picks up the phone receiver] Get me somebody. Anybody. And get me somebody while I'm waiting."

"Clark W. Griswold, Sr.: [extreme close-up] SQUIRREL!!!"

"Yule crack up!"

"There's No Place Like Home for a Holiday!"

"Chevy Chase - Clark Wilhelm "Sparky" Griswold, Jr."

"Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold"

"Juliette Lewis - Audrey Griswold"

"Johnny Galecki - Russell 'Rusty/Russ' Griswold"

"John Randolph - Clark Wilhelm Griswold, Sr."

"Diane Ladd - Nora Griswold"

"E.G. Marshall - Art Smith"

"Doris Roberts - Frances Smith"

"Randy Quaid - Cousin Edward "Eddie" Johnson"

"Miriam Flynn - Cousin Catherine Johnson"

"Cody Burger - Cousin Rocky Johnson"

"Ellen Hamilton Latzen - Cousin Ruby Sue Johnson"

"William Hickey - Uncle Lewis"

"Mae Questel - Aunt Bethany (final role)"

"Nicholas Guest - Todd Chester"

"Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Margo Chester"

"Brian Doyle-Murray - Mr. Frank Shirley"

"A pint of bitter [snaps fingers as barman walks away] in a thin glass."

"[To Eric] You know, I'd almost forgotten what your eyes looked like. Still the same. Pissholes in the snow."

"I'm going to sit in the car and whistle Rule Britannia."

"You don't give a man like Jack a drink in those piddly little glasses. Give him the bloody bottle."

"Architect: [about Brumby] It's very rude to disappear like that. Where can he possibly be? [Sounds of police cars converging on the car park can be heard coming from below] I’ve got an awful feeling we aren’t going to get our fees for this job."

"Michael Caine - Jack Carter"

"Ian Hendry - Eric Paice"

"John Osborne - Cyril Kinnear"

"Britt Ekland - Anna"

"Bryan Mosley - Cliff Brumby"

"George Sewell - Con McCarty"

"Tony Beckley - Peter the Dutchman"

"Glynn Edwards - Albert Swift"

"Alun Armstrong - Keith"

"Bernard Hepton - Thorpe"

"Geraldine Moffat - Glenda"

"Dorothy White - Margaret"

"Rosemarie Dunham - Edna"

"John Bindon - Sid Fletcher"

"Terence Rigby - Gerald Fletcher"

"I used to talk about killing myself all the time, man. But I don't wanna die now. It ain't long enough. Sixteen years ain't gonna be long enough. Hell, I wouldn't care so much if there hadn't been so many things I haven't done yet. So many, so many damn things I ain't seen or done. That time when we were up in Windrixville was the only time I've ever been away from my neighborhood."

"[his last words, to Ponyboy] Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold."

"We gotta win that fight tonight. We gotta get even with those Socs! Let's do it for Johnny, man. We'll do it for Johnny!"

"[last words] Pony..."

"You can't win. You know that, don't you? It doesn't matter if you whip us, you'll still be where you were before, at the bottom. And we'll still be the lucky ones at the top with all the breaks. It doesn't matter. Greasers will still be Greasers and Socs will still be Socs. It doesn't matter."

"They grew up on the outside of society. They weren't looking for a fight. They were looking to belong."

"S.E. Hinton's classic novel about youth."

"Matt Dillon - Dallas Winston"

"C. Thomas Howell - Ponyboy Curtis"

"Rob Lowe - Sodapop Curtis"

"Ralph Macchio - Johnny Cade"

"Diane Lane - Sherri "Cherry" Valance"

"Leif Garrett - Robert "Bob" Sheldon"

"Patrick Swayze - Darrel Curtis"

"Emilio Estevez - Keith "Two-Bit" Mathews"

"Tom Cruise - Steve Randle"

"Glenn Withrow - Tim Shepard"

"Darren Dalton - Randy Adderson"

"Michelle Meyrink - Marcia"

"Do you ever wonder at what point when you gotta just say "fuck it" man? Like when you gotta stop living up here and start living down here?"

"Who told you I was a "dope rapper?""

"Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver. So was Eddie Haskell, Wally and Ms. Cleaver."

"You ain't the future of shit, bitch. You're just David fuckin' Porter."

"If something needs to happen with this shit, it needs to happen now."

"So what, at least I got a fuckin' job."

"Mom, you gotta stop living your life like this."

"You're a maggot. You can't hack it. Paul's a gay. You're a faggot."

"That "Leave It To Beaver" line almost killed me."

"Man, that's all we ever do man is talk shit. (imitating Sol) We need to get fine bitches and phat rides. (imitating Iz) No what we need to do is put our money in savings bonds. (imitating Future) No what we need to do is get our songs on JLB. Man shut the fuck up! None of us never do shit about nothing. We're still broke as fuck and live at home with our moms!"

"My Motto: Fuck Lotto. I will get the seven digits from your mother for a dollar tomorrow."

"This guy ain't no motherfucking MC. I know everything he is about to say against me. I am white. I am a fucking bum. I do live in a trailer with my mom. My boy Future is an Uncle Tom. I do have a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob who shoots his self in his leg with his own gun. I did get jumped by all six of you chumps. And Wink did fuck my girl. I'm still standing here screaming "Fuck the free world!" Don't ever try to judge me dude. You don't know what the fuck I've been through, but I know something about you! You went to Cranbrook. That's a private school! Whats the matter, dawg? You embarrassed? This guy is a gangster? His real name's Clarence."

"Fuck the beat,I'll go acapella"

"I'm a piece of fucking white trash,I say it proudly"

"Fuck this battle. I don't wanna win, I'm outtie"

"Here tell these people something they don't know about me. (tosses microphone)"

"DJ! Spin that shit!"

"You know what, do what the fuck you wanna do, 'cause I don't give a shit any more."

"Free comes with a dick up your ass."

"Rip it baby, rip it!"

"Fuck Cheddar Bob!"

"Fuck the free world!"

"Wink said you lived in a trailer park. We didn't believe him so we had to see for ourselves."

"[After giving Jimmy a beatdown in retaliation for attacking Wink. A member holds out a gun, cocks it and points at Jimmy sitting down] You know, I could end your shit right now."

"Every Moment is a Chance to Turn it Around"

"Go back to where it all started."

"Find Your Voice"

"Every moment is another chance"

"Lose Yourself In the Music"

"If the streets had a voice, this would be the story they'd tell."

"Look, if you had one chance, one opportunity, to seize everything you ever wanted? One moment. Would you capture it? Or just let it slip?"

"Eminem- Jimmy Smith Jr"

"Mekhi Phifer- Future"

"Brittany Murphy - Alex"

"Kim Basinger - Stephanie Smith"

"[reading a letter] "Dear Mrs. Doubtfire, two months ago, my mom and dad decided to separate. Now they live in different houses. My brother Andrew says that we aren't going to be a family anymore. Is this true? Did I lose my family? Is there anything I can do to get my parents back together? Sincerely, Katie McCormick." Oh, my dear Katie. You know, some parents, when they're angry, they get along much better when they don't live together. They don't fight all the time, and they can become better people, and much better mummies and daddies for you. And sometimes they get back together. And sometimes they don't, dear. And if they don't, don't blame yourself. Just because they don't love each other anymore, doesn't mean that they don't love you. There are all sorts of different families, Katie. Some families have one mommy, some families have one daddy, or two families. And some children live with their uncle or aunt. Some live with their grandparents, and some children live with foster parents. And some live in separate homes, in separate neighborhoods, in different areas of the country - and they may not see each other for days, or weeks, months... even years at a time. But if there's love, dear... those are the ties that bind, and you'll have a family in your heart, forever. All my love to you, poppet. You're going to be all right. Bye-bye."

"She Makes Dinner. She Does Windows. She Reads Bedtime Stories. She's a Blessing in Disguise."

"She'll Rock Your World."

"Robin Williams — Daniel Hillard / Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire, Hillard’s housekeeper"

"Sally Field — Miranda Hillard, Daniel’s wife"

"Pierce Brosnan — Stuart Dunmeyer, Miranda’s partner"

"Harvey Fierstein — Frank Hillard, Daniel’s brother"

"Polly Holliday — Gloria Chaney"

"Lisa Jakub — Lydia Hillard, Daniel & Miranda’s daughter"

"Matthew Lawrence — Christopher Hillard, Daniel & Miranda’s son"

"Mara Wilson — Natalie Hillard, Daniel & Miranda’s daughter"

"Robert Prosky — Jonathan Lundy"

"Scott Capurro — Jack Hillard, Frank’s partner"

"Anne Haney — Mrs. Sellner"

"Martin Mull — Justin Gregory"

"Dr. Toad — Todd the Bartender"

"If you wouldn't open your mouth, everything would be just fine."

"[to his father] I don't know if you'd be particularly interested in hearing anything about me. My life, most of it doesn't add up to much that I could relate as a way of life that you'd approve of. I move around a lot, not because I'm looking for anything really, but because I'm getting away from the things that get bad if I stay. Auspicious beginnings. You know what I mean? I'm trying to imagine your half of this conversation. My feeling is, I don't know, if you could talk we wouldn't be talking. That's pretty much the way that it got to be before I left. Are you all right? I don't know what to say. Tita suggested that we try to, I don't know— [sobs] I think that she feels that we've got some understanding to reach. She totally denies the fact that we were never that comfortable with each other to begin with. The best that I can do is apologize. We both know that I was never really that good at it anyway. I'm sorry it didn't work out."

"[out of his car during a traffic jam, yelling at other motorists] Ants! Why don't we all line up like a goddamned bunch of ants! Its the most beautiful part of the day!"

"[to Bobby] I'll go out with you, or I'll stay in with you, or I'll do anything that you like for me to do, if you tell me that you love me."

"There isn't anybody gonna look after you AND love you, as good as I do."

"Palm Apodaca: People. Animals are not like that. They're always cleaning themselves. Did you ever see, umm... pigeons? Well, he's always picking on himself and his friends. They're always picking bugs out of their hair all the time. Monkeys too. Except they do something out in the open that I don't go for."

"Catherine Van Oost: You're a strange person, Robert. I mean, what will you come to? If a person has no love for himself, no respect for himself, no love of his friends, family, work, something - how can he ask for love in return? I mean, why should he ask for it?"

"Betty: When I was four, just four years old, I went to my mother and I said, "What's this hole in my chin?" - I saw this dimple in my chin in the mirror, and didn't know what it was. And my mother said - get what my mother says - she says, "When you're born, you go on a assembly line past God, and if He likes you, He says, [grabs her cheeks with both her hands] "You cute little thing!" and you get dimples there. And if He doesn't like you, He goes, [presses one finger on her chin] "Go away." So about six months later, my mother found me saying my prayers, and I was going, [holds one hand over her chin] "Now I lay me down to sleep..." My mother says, "What are you covering up your chin for?" And I said, "Because if I cover up the hole, maybe He'll listen to me.""

"Jack Nicholson - Robert 'Bobby' Eroica Dupea"

"Karen Black - Rayette Dipesto"

"Billy Green Bush - Elton"

"Fannie Flagg - Stoney"

"Sally Struthers - Betty"

"Marlena MacGuire - Twinky"

"Richard Stahl - Recording Engineer"

"Lois Smith - Partita Dupea"

"Helena Kallianiotes - Palm Apodaca"

"Toni Basil - Terry Grouse"

"Lorna Thayer - Waitress"

"Susan Anspach - Catherine Van Oost"

"Ralph Waite - Carl Dupea"

"Irene Dailey - Samia Glavia"

"D'you know our high school reunion's comin' up? Ten years... D'you know how depressing that is? D'you think I don't wanna slash my fucking wrists when I think about that? Goddamn it!"

"Steven, you drive like my fucking grandma! Wait... that's actually an insult because my grandma drives better than you do!"

"[Being thrown out for throwing a tantrum in a mall.] Fucking suburbanized shit!"

"Steven Schoichet: I look both ways when I cross the street."

"Heidi Schoichet: [seeing Steven in his underwear, with his dummy dressed as a child] Steven? Gross! You look like a child molester."

"The story of a dummy and his man."

"Sometimes you need a little help finding yourself."

"A comedy about finding your voice before you lose your mind."

"Some people can say a lot without moving their lips."

"Adrian Brody - Steven Schoichet"

"Milla Jovovich - Fangoria "Fannie" Gurkel"

"Illeana Douglas - Heidi Schoichet"

"Vera Farmiga - Lorena Fanchetti"

"Jessica Walter - Fern Schoichet"

"Ron Leibman - Lou Schoichet"

"Jared Harris - Michael Foulicker"

"[reading a poem] He was crippled / But only his body was cracked. / It's not simple / nor is it an easy matter to explain. / Let's just leave it at that she says / and closes the holy book of lies / she covers her eyes / Denying to herself what she thought happened.-Tracy Freeland."

"[finding Brady's clothes in the washer] Mom! Three strikes and you're out! How many times are you going to let him fuck you over!?"

"[chanting] No bra, no panties. No bra, no panties. No bra, no panties."

"[coming home on acid] RAHHHH I'M A LION!!!!"

"Would you like me to model my new thong? Great for pooping on the go!"

"Well teriffic. We might as well be on the fucking moon!"

"EVIE! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? SHIT!"

"[Evie pokes her stomach while trying to pierce her belly button, and screams in pain] WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!"

"[walking into class late, sarcastically] Sorry. Can't a girl go to the bathroom?"

"[crying] Mason said you wanted me to move in with Dad! You don't want me. You don't want me."

"[to Evie while high] Hit me. I'm serious, I can't feel anything, hit me!"

"I don't even remember how to spell photographer."

"The itsy-bitsy spider dropped acid at the park..."

"You guys know if you drink ten glasses of ice water a day, you'll burn three-hundred calories."

"Who would wanna stay in this shit hole anyway? It fucking stinks in here, Mel!"

"Hey boys! My friend wants to suck your dick!"

"This only costs $19.95!"

"Guys say hello to the butt!"

"Hey Mason! Move ya G-string down south!"

"It works if you work it."

"You two aren't the only J-Lo's in the house. Check out these sexy colors."

"God damn $1.50 a square foot floor!"

"Great! Then I can stop doing twelve hair-cuts a day to pay for all this shit! Do you think I wanna be here?"

"I love you and your brother more than anything in the world. I'd die for you, but I won't leave you alone right now."

"It's happening so fast."

"They're not little girls anymore."

"Evan Rachel Wood as Tracy Freeland"

"Holly Hunter as Melanie Freeland"

"Nikki Reed as Evie Zamora"

"Brady Corbet as Mason Freeland"

"Jeremy Sisto as Brady"

"Deborah Kara Unger as Brooke LaLaine"

"Welcome to hell"

"Where's Olive?"

"A family on the verge of a breakdown"

"Everyone just pretend to be normal"

"Abigail Breslin - Olive"

"Greg Kinnear - Richard"

"Paul Dano - Dwayne"

"Alan Arkin - Edwin (Grandpa)"

"Toni Collette - Sheryl"

"Steve Carell - Frank"

"She's a very risky writer, Lili. Very racy. I mean, exhibiting her cunt in that fashion is very racy. I mean Lili has her influences in post modern literature, it's a bit derivative of Kafka, but for a student, very racy. Did you get that it was her cunt?"

"[to Lili] Put me in your mouth."

"[playing ping pong with Frank] You know, you have to try. If you don't try, it's no fun for me."

"You're calling me a bitch?"

"You're being a shit, Walt!"

"Walt Berkman: It's like... we were pals then... we'd do things together... we'd look at the knight armor at the Met. The scary fish at the Natural History Museum. I was always afraid of the squid and whale fighting. I can only look at it with my hands in front of my face."

"Jeffrey: She could probably move her pussy muscles just the right way so you blow your load in like seconds."

"Frank Berkman: Across the park? Is that still Brooklyn?"

"Joint Custody Blows."

"Owen Kline - Frank Berkman"

"Jeff Daniels - Bernard Berkman"

"Laura Linney - Joan Berkman"

"Jesse Eisenberg - Walt Berkman"

"William Baldwin - Ivan"

"David Benger - Carl"

"Anna Paquin - Lili"

"Adam Rose - Otto"

"Henry Glovinsky - Lance"

"Eli Gelb - Jeffrey"

"Halley Feiffer - Sophie Greenberg"

"I carry your heart with me. I carry it in my heart. I am never without it. Anywhere I go, you go, my dear. And whatever is done by only me... is your doing, my darling. I fear no fate... for you are my fate, my sweet. I want no world, for, beautiful... you are my world, my true. Here is the deepest secret no one knows. Here is the root of the root... and the bud of the bud... and the sky of the sky of a tree called life... which grows higher than the soul can hope... or mind can hide. It is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart. I carry your heart. I carry it in my heart."

"The art of losing isn't hard to master; so many things seem... f... filled... with the intent to be lost that their loss is no disaster. Lose something every day. Accept the fluster of lost door keys, the hour badly spent. The art of losing isn't hard to master. I lost two cities, lovely ones. And, vaster, some realms I owned, two rivers, a continent. I miss them, but it wasn't a disaster. Even losing you... the joking voice, a gesture I love... I shan't have lied. It's evident the art of losing's not too hard to master though it may look like... Write it!... like disaster."

"It is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart. I carry your heart. I carry it in my heart."

"You're not going to look like this forever, you know. Eventually you'll be older, and all of the men who foot your bill now will be buying drinks for women half your age and then what will you do? Well, you'd better think of something because middle-aged tramps aren't cute, they're pathetic."

"A thong would look ridiculous on me - I wear cotton briefs. My life is about working long hours, planning trips I'll never take, and settling for love found on the pages of romance novels."

"Amy: Which one are you crying about, the predatory prick or the shit-for-brains tramp? Because neither one deserves your tears."

"Simon Stein: [reading from one of Rose's romance novels] "His fingers tangled in her curls while his tongue plundered the soft cavern of her mouth. She made no protests. Her furnace was alight. Jack drew his lips from hers and urged her forward so he could take one shirt-veiled nipple into his mouth. Kit's gasp urged him on. He licked the material until it clung to the right peak then drew the turgid flesh deep into his mouth. Kit moaned, her body spasming in response. Her eyes were closed, her lips parted." Okay, um, embarrassing as this is to admit, I'm officially turned on."

"Friends. Rivals. Sisters."

"Cameron Diaz - Maggie Feller"

"Toni Collette - Rose Feller"

"Shirley MacLaine - Ella Hirsch"

"Ken Howard - Michael Feller"

"Brooke Smith - Amy"

"Candice Azzara - Sydelle Feller"

"Richard Burgi - Jim Danvers"

"Anson Mount - Todd"

"Mark Feuerstein - Simon Stein"

"Eric Balfour - Grant"

"Francine Beers - Mrs. Lefkowitz"

"Alan Blumenfeld - Mr. Stein"

"Andy Powers - Tim"

"Ivana Miličević - Caroline, Maggie and Rose's mother (in photos)"

"Norman Lloyd - The Professor"

"Benton Jennings - Shoe Salesman John Johnson"

"Jennifer Weiner - Smiling woman"

"We're old, dammit! Leave us alone!"

"Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things that a man needs to believe in the most: that people are basically good; that honor, courage, and virtue mean everything; that power and money, money and power mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and I want you to remember this, that love, true love, never dies. You remember that, boy. You remember that. No matter if they're true or not, a man should believe in those things because those are the things worth believing in."

"Best I can figure, they were trying to fly through that barn, upside down. Had a bunch of reporters out here earlier; CNN. I guess it is news, when you got a tiny World War I biplane bein' flown by two 90-year-old men, neither one of 'em with pilot's licenses... Well, they had a good, long run, the both of 'em. And they went out with their boots on!"

"The kid gets it all. Just plant us in the damned garden with the stupid lion."

"God loves you just the way you are. But He loves too much to let you stay that way."

"I wounder what she looks like. I bet she's skinny. She probably is. She's skinnner'n me and prettier too. Now I'll hate her. Oh I can't wait!"

"All I really want is for Johnny to love me like he did in High School."

"Have you thought of any names? I was thinking if it's a boy then we could name him Johnny, and if it's a girl we could still name it Johnny just spell it J-O-N-N-I with an I!"

"Embeth Davidtz as Madeleine Johnsten"

"Amy Adams as Ashley Johnsten"

"Benjamin McKenzie as Johnny Johnsten"

"Celia Weston as Peg Johnsten"

"Alessandro Nivola as George Johnsten"

"Scott Wilson as Eugene Johnsten"

"Frank Hoyt Taylor as David Wark, the artist"

"Joanne Pankow as Sissy Wark, David's sister"

"Alicia Van Couvering as Bernadette, Madeleine's gallery assistant"

"Jill Wagner as Millicent, friend at baby shower"

"Our people once were warriors. But unlike you, Jake, they were people with mana, pride; people with spirit. If my spirit can survive living with you for eighteen years, then I can survive anything."

"Cook the man some fuckin' eggs!"

"I bought seafood today - bloody everything! Just wanted to put a smile on her face. Think she'd let me? Not a chance. All I said was that I got laid off. Anybody would've thought I'd told her my prick had dropped off!"

"Barman! 6 milkshakes, easy on the ice-cream."

"You're a fuckin' mess! Don't you ever speak to me again, you hear?"

"[after beating up a patron] I was right. Too much weights, not enough speedwork. Useless prick."

"[reading about Grace's rape in her diary, clearly shocked] Uncle Bully... [begins trembling with insane rage] UNCLE FUCKIN' BULLY!!!"

"Her only chance for the future is to embrace the power of her past."

"A family in crisis, a life in chaos... Nothing is more powerful than a mother's love."

"Rena Owen — Beth Heke"

"Temuera Morrison — Jake Heke"

"Mamaengaroa Kerr-Bell — Grace Heke"

"Julian Arahanga — Nig Heke"

"Taungaroa Emile — Boogie Heke"

"Rachael Morris Jr. — Polly Heke"

"Joseph Kairau — Huata Heke"

"Cliff Curtis — Bully"

"Pete Smith — Dooley"

"George Henare — Bennett"

"Mere Boynton — Mavis"

"Shannon Williams — Toot"

"Your Mom calls the vacuum cleaner "jaws"?"

"Honey if you call and I'm not home I'll be at the gym or the gun club."

"Honey, you gave me some real good advice once, so let me give you some of my own. It's real easy to forget what's important, so don't."

"[Trying to get Kenny to give up his security blanket] I understand that you little guys start out with your woobies and you think they're great... and they are, they are terrific. But pretty soon, a woobie isn't enough. You're out on the street trying to score an electric blanket, or maybe a quilt. And the next thing you know, you're strung out on bedspreads Ken. That's serious."

"Kenny, don't paint your sister!"

"[to Jinx] You yell at my kid like that again, I'm knockin' you out!"

"Annette: Hello Jack? I'm Annette. You're doing it wrong."

"Doris (TV Repairwoman): Are you crazy? You fed a baby chili!"

"When mom goes to work, dad goes berserk!"

"Caroline's a rising executive. Jack just lost his job. Jack's going to have to start from the bottom up."

"Michael Keaton - Jack Butler"

"Teri Garr - Caroline Butler"

"Frederick Koehler - Alex Butler"

"Taliesin Jaffe - Kenny Butler"

"Courtney White - Megan Butler"

"Brittany White - Megan Butler"

"Martin Mull - Ron Richardson"

"Miriam Flynn - Annette"

"Ann Jillian - Joan"

"Jeffrey Tambor - Jinx"

"Christopher Lloyd - Larry"

"Tom Leopold - Stan"

"I wish I could be more like you, Cuddles, always optimistic. I look into my future and all I see is a long, dark highway, filled with endless tollbooths and no exits."

"Oh, everything smells so much better now."

"Do you think I'm made of steel, Miss Lu-Lu?"

"This house is just like Architectural Digest, Francine!"

"Oh Heintz, she's straight from the gutter ... a fille de joie!"

"At first I thought he was walking the dog. Then I realized it was his date."

"[after ripping a garment trying to squeeze into it] God damn these designers."

"You're really gauche, madam—a regular little coo-chon. And that means PIG!"

"I got ants in my pants!"

"Filmed in ODORAMA"

"It'll Blow Your Nose!"

"Smelling is believing."

"It's Scentsational!"

"Divine - Francine Fishpaw"

"Tab Hunter - Todd Tomorrow"

"Edith Massey - Cuddles Kovinsky"

"David Samson - Elmer Fishpaw"

"Mary Garlington - Lu-Lu Fishpaw"

"Ken King - Dexter Fishpaw"

"Mink Stole - Sandra Sullivan"

"Joni Ruth White - La Rue"

"Hans Kramm - Heintz"

"George Hulse - School Principal"

"That woman didn't leave you, OK. You can't see what you are, and I see everything... You are a wolf!... That woman was a trap for you. She caught you and you couldn't get away. So you, you chewed off your own foot. That was the price you had to pay for your freedom... And now, now you're afraid because you know the big part of you is a wolf that has the courage to bite off its own hand to save itself from the trap of the wrong love. That's why there's been no woman since that wrong woman. OK? You're scared to death of what the wolf would do if you try and make that mistake again!"

"Bring me the big knife, I'm gonna cut my throat."

"I lost my hand! I lost my bride! Johnny has his hand! Johnny has his bride!"

"Everything seems like nothing to me now, 'cause I want you in my bed. I don't care if I burn in hell. I don't care if you burn in hell. The past and the future is a joke to me now. I see that they're nothing. I see they ain't here. The only thing that's here is you - and me."

"Cher - Loretta Castorini"

"Nicolas Cage - Ronny Cammareri"

"Olympia Dukakis - Rose Castorini"

"Vincent Gardenia - Cosmo Castorini"

"Danny Aiello - Mr. Johnny Cammareri"

"Julie Bovasso - Rita Cappomaggi"

"Louis Guss - Raymond Cappomaggi"

"John Mahoney - Perry"

"Feodor Chaliapin - Loretta's grandfather"

"Anita Gillette - Mona"

"Son, I'd be happy if you'd give me something like your brother's given me. Something honest and human and good. Don't be angry, Son. If you want to give me a present, give me a good life. That's something I could value."

"Man has a choice and it's a choice that makes him a man."

"I've been jealous all my life. Jealous, I couldn't even stand it. Tonight, I even tried to buy your love, but now I don't want it anymore... I can't use it anymore. I don't want any kind of love anymore. It doesn't pay off."

"It's gonna work because it's got to work and it's got to work because I said so!"

"The way I figure it out Aron never having had a mother he's made her everything good that he can think of and that's what he thinks I am. That's who he's in love with. It's not me at all. 'Cause I'm not a bit like that made- up one. Not a bit. I don't mean I think I'm really bad."

"Mr. Trask, it's awful not to be loved. It's the worst thing in the world. Don't ask me - even if you could - how I know that. I just know it. It makes you mean, and violent, and cruel. And that's the way Cal has always felt, Mr. Trask. All his life! Maybe you didn't mean it that way - but it's true. You never gave him your love. You never asked for his. You never asked him for one thing. But you must give him some sign, Mr. Trask, some sign that you love him... or he'll never be a man. All his life he'll feel guilty and alone unless you release him."

"Your father still thinks he's living in the Bible, huh?"

"I got the toughest house on the coast, and the finest clientele. Half the stinking city hall go here. They sneak in at night, and I walk in this front door in the day time."

"Your father. He's the purest man there is, isn't he? Oh, he thought he had me all tied up with his purity. Now I give you $5000 of the money I made to save his purity. If you don't think that's funny, you'd better not go to college."

"Of what a girl did . . . what a boy did ... of ecstasy and revenge!"

"The searing classic of paradise lost."

"Julie Harris - Abra"

"James Dean - Cal Trask"

"Raymond Massey - Adam Trask"

"Richard Davalos - Aron Trask"

"Burl Ives - Sam the Sheriff"

"Jo Van Fleet - Kate"

"Albert Dekker - Will Hamilton"

"Lois Smith - Anne, Kate's servant"

"Timoth Carey - Joe, Kate's henchman"

"Harold Gordon - Gustav Albrecht"

"Barbara Baxley - Adam's nurse"

"Lony Chapman - Car instructor"

"That's the best euphemism for getting the total crap kicked out of you that I've ever heard."

"[to his entire school] My name is Charlie Bartlett, and I'm no longer a virgin!"

"[tapping head] Viagra! Virgin! Vino! Vagabond! Vagina!"

"I'm just a stupid kid."

"Well duh dude, this place sucks. But I just worry that one day we're gonna look back at high school and wish we'd done something different."

"Oh, trust me doc, bringing psychiatric drugs and teenagers together is like opening a lemonade stand in the desert."

"[last line] Would you like to talk about it?"

"I'm fit as a fucking fiddle."

"Never attack a drunk guy with a gun!"

"[speaking of Charlie's father] There are worse crimes than tax evasion, you know."

"I'll see you in the sequel, bitch!"

"[with Charlie, trying to convince Principal Gardener to let the drama group perform Kip's play] Sir, would it help if I said I'd be considerably less likely to end my life if you let us do this?"

"Popularity is a state of mind."

"When Charlie Bartlett listens everyone talks."

"First come. First cured."

"Anton Yelchin - Charlie Bartlett"

"Kat Dennings - Susan Gardner"

"Robert Downey, Jr. - Nathan Gardner"

"Tyler Hilton - Murphey Bivens"

"Hope Davis - Marilyn Bartlett"

"Mark Rendall - Kip Crombwell"

"Jake Epstein - Dustin Lauderbach"

"Megan Park - Whitney Drummond"

"Lauren Collins - Kelly"

"Derek McGrath - Superintendent Sedgwick"

"Stephen Young - Dr. Stan Weathers"

"Abby Zotz - Mrs. Crombwell"

"Drake - A/V Jones"

"Sarah Gadon - Priscilla"

"[about Travis] Whenever a big white man picks up a banjo, my cheeks tighten."

"[angrily] We watch TV in four separate rooms and we IM each other when dinner's ready."

"We have to hang together and stay strong."

"Sewage tank is overflowing."

"[to Carl] It's gonna be a regular Field of Dreams moment for us, buddy."

"Todd, I quit."

"You're just determined to have a bad time, aren't you? [Cassie: We all are, Dad.] Not me. I embrace every challenge."

"Jamie: Who is that maniac?"

"Cassie: [about the Gornickes] What do they like about us? We're not even that appealing!"

"Carl: DAD!!! THE TOILET'S BACKED UP!"

"Travis: Here's where you made your critical mistake: you listened to anything Howie and Joe Joe said. Nice boys, but they're a couple pliers short of a tool chest."

"Mary Jo: [about the Munros] Whoa. They are early risers."

"Earl: [about Bob] He-He was covered in turd."

"Moon: [about Carl] My hero."

"Billy: Mr. Munro, I was just telling Earl and Moon about that neat laptop you were usin'."

"Todd Mallory: Alright, no more details. Just email me the new proposal. [hangs up]"

"Howie: Oh, dude, that is nasty."

"Robin Williams as Bob Munro"

"Cheryl Hines as Jamie Munro"

"Joanna “JoJo” Levesque as Cassie Munro"

"Josh Hutcherson as Carl Munro"

"Jeff Daniels as Travis Gornicke"

"Kristin Chenoweth as Mary Jo Gornicke"

"Hunter Parrish as Earl Gornicke"

"Chloe Sonnenfeld as Moon Gornicke"

"Alex Ferris as Billy Gornicke"

"Will Arnett as Todd Mallory"

"Brendan Fletcher as Howie"

"Matthew Gray Gubler as Joe Joe"

"Barry Sonnenfeld as Irv"

"Richard Ian Cox as Laird (as Richard Cox)"

"Rob LaBelle as Larry Moiphine"

"Brian Markinson as Gary Moiphine"

"Ty Olsson as Diablo Pass Officer"

"Diane Michelle as Lola (voice) (uncredited)"

"From now on, the only person who gets to yell at is me. Why? Because I have a gun. People with guns get to do whatever they want. Married people without guns - for instance - you - DO NOT get to yell. Why? NO GUNS! No guns, no yelling. See? Simple little equation."

"Do you know what this family needs? A mute."

"Look kid... what I do, running around, stealing stuff, may sound great when you're 14 years old, but it sucks just a little bit when you're 35. No house, no family. I got a partner who's 56, alcoholic... he still can't understand why they took Happy Days off the air. And then I got to turn on the TV every day and see kids like you, one after another on these talk shows. You got everything, opportunities up the ass, you got a family to come home to, and what do you do? You sit around, and you bitch and you moan, because things don't go your way. Well, you know what, kid? Welcome to the real world, where most times things don't go your fucking way."

"You know, you and my wife have a lot in common. You both think you have some right to life working out the way you want it to, and when it doesn't, you get to act the way you want. The only trouble with that is someone has to be responsible. I'd love to run around and take classes and play with my inner-self! I'd love the freedom to be some pissed-off criminal with no responsibilities, except I don't have the time! But you don't see me with a gun. And you don't see me sleeping with someone else. You think my life turned out the way I wanted because I live in this house? You think every morning I wake up, look in the mirror and say "Gee, I'm glad I'm me and not some 19-year-old billionaire rockstar with the body of an athlete and a 24-hour erection!" No I don't! So just excuse the shit out of me!"

"You know what I'm going to get you for Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated for your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it."

"Mary, gag your grandma."

"Yeah? Well, maybe Santa won't come back next year. Maybe he and the Easter Bunny will take a fuckin' cruise to Jamaica and you can eat your own lousy cookies!"

"They might be his hostages but what they're doing to this guy is criminal."

"He's taken them hostage. They're driving him nuts."

"Denis Leary - Gus"

"Judy Davis - Caroline"

"Kevin Spacey - Lloyd"

"Robert J. Steinmiller, Jr. - Jesse"

"Glynis Johns - Rose"

"Raymond J. Barry - Lt. Huff"

"Richard Bright - Murray"

"Christine Baranski - Connie"

"Adam LeFevre - Gary"

"Phillip Nicoll - John"

"Ellie Raab - Mary"

"Bill Raymond - George"

"John Scurti - Lt. Steve Milford"

"Jim Turner - Phil"

"Ron Gabriel - Limo Driver"

"Edward Saxon - Mike Michaels"

"Kenneth Utt - Jeremiah Willard"

"Robert Ridgely - Bob Burley"

"J.K. Simmons - Siskel"

"B.D. Wong - Marriage Counselor Dr. Wong"

"Ben Affleck - Oliver "Ollie" Trinké"

"Liv Tyler - Maya"

"Raquel Castro - Gertie Trinké"

"George Carlin - Bart Trinké"

"Jennifer Lopez - Gertude Steiney"

"Stephen Root - Greenie"

"Mike Starr - Block"

"Jason Biggs - Arthur Brickman"

"Will Smith - Himself (uncredited)"

"Jason Lee - PR Exec. 1"

"Matt Damon - PR Exec. 2"

"Paulie Litt - Bryan (as Paulie Litowsky)"

"Harley Quinn Smith - Trace Colelli (uncredited)"

"My father wants to see me. He sure took his sweet ass-time about it."

"I'm not going to waste all of your time so I'm just going a few words. Like all of you, I would like to move on in life. Thank you."

"This is what they do. Kill theirselves by walking into trains?"

"I'm not fucking with you."

"When I was 18, my father used to call me "numbnuts" and "dumbass"."

"Why don't you go take a flying fuck?"

"A hero of war. A casualty of peace, With only one hope for survival...his son."

"The last echoes of war."

"Ralph Macchio - Jack Lambert"

"John Lithgow - Mark Lambert"

"Kerrie Keane - Char"

"Reb Brown - Harvey Nitz"

"Janet Margolin - Barbara Lambert"

"Denis Arndt - Larry"

"Jamey Sheridan - Moss"

"Tom Bower - Louis"

"John Kelly - Andy"

"Michael Currie - Coach Swabey"

"Hilary Strang - Jane"

"Robyn Stevan - Holly"

"David Longworth - Sheriff"

"Gordon Currie - Billy Watson"

"[Having slept with Joe's wife, Hud blames it on Lonnie - who has just come to collect Hud. Joe is ready to murder Lonnie on the spot, but Hud prevents him from doing so] Lay off him, he's diabetic; don't worry, I'll cool his temperature but good. [to Lonnie, as they're driving away] Relax, Fantan; you'll be able to charge a stud fee for yourself, after that story gets around town."

"If you don't look out for yourself, the only helping hand you'll ever get is when they lower your pine box."

"It happens to everybody - Nobody gets out of life alive."

"You know something Fantan? This world is so full of crap, a man's gonna get into it sooner or later whether he's careful or not."

"[to Lonnie] Boys with impure thoughts break into acne. Keep it up and you'll see."

"It don't take long to kill things, not like it takes to grow."

"You don't care about people Hud, you don't give a damn about 'em. Oh, you got all that charm goin' for ya, and it makes the youngsters want to be like ya. That's the shame of it 'cause you don't value nothin', you don't respect nothin'. You keep no check on your appetites at all. You live just for yourself. And that makes you not fit to live with."

"Little by little the look of the country changes because of the men we admire. You're just going to have to make up your own mind one day about what's right and wrong."

"The man with the barbed wire soul!"

"After lovin' Hud liked fightin' best...after fightin' Hud liked lovin' best!"

"It's truth you will understand!"

"Paul Newman - Hud Bannon"

"Melvyn Douglas - Homer Bannon"

"Patricia Neal - Alma Brown"

"Brandon de Wilde - Lon 'Lonnie' Bannon"

"John Ashley - Hermy"

"Whit Bissell - Mr. Burris"

"I felt it. Perfect. It was perfect."

"I had the craziest dream last night, about a girl who was turned into a swan -- but her prince falls for the wrong girl, and... she kills herself."

"[to Nina] That was me seducing you. It needs to be the other way around."

"[to Nina] Perfection is not just about control. It is also about letting go. Surprise yourself so you can surprise the audience. Transcendence. Very few have it in them."

"Natalie Portman – Nina Sayers"

"Mila Kunis – Lily"

"Vincent Cassel – Thomas Leroy"

"Barbara Hershey – Erica Sayers"

"Winona Ryder – Beth MacIntyre"

"Benjamin Millepied – David"

"Ksenia Solo – Veronica"

"Kristina Anapau – Galina"

"Janet Montgomery – Madeline"

"Sebastian Stan – Andrew"

"Toby Hemingway – Tom"

"Jennifer Lawrence - Ree Dolly"

"John Hawkes - Teardrop Dolly"

"Lauren Sweetser - Gail Lockrum"

"Garret Dillahunt - Sheriff Baskin"

"Dale Dickey - Merab"

"Ronnie Hall - Thump Milton"

"Sheryl Lee - April"

"Kevin Breznahan - Little Arthur"

"Shelley Waggener - Sonya"

"Isaiah Stone - Sonny Dolly"

"Ashlee Thompson - Ashlee Dolly"

"Tate Taylor - Mike Satterfield"

"Cody Shiloh Brown - Floyd"

"I'm giving thanks that we don't have to go through this for another year. Except we do, because those bastards went and put Christmas right in the middle, just to punish us."

"Come on. Where is everybody? People are starving in the former Yugoslavia."

"[answers the phone] Hello... who?... I never heard of him, consult your directory. [hangs up]"

"Henry! A car full of Larsons almost died there!"

"Into the house! Everyone! Before we're in the evening news!"

"Well, that was absurd. Let's eat dead bird!"

"When you go home, do you wonder: Who are these people?"

"On the fourth Thursday in November, 84 million American families will gather together... And wonder why."

"We'll do it every year..until we get it right"

"Holly Hunter - Claudia Larson"

"Robert Downey Jr. - Tommy Larson"

"Anne Bancroft - Adele Larson"

"Charles Durning - Henry Larson"

"Dylan McDermott - Leo Fish"

"Geraldine Chaplin - Aunt Gladys"

"Steve Guttenberg - Walter Wedman"

"Cynthia Stevenson - Joanne Larson Wedman"

"Claire Danes - Kitt Larson"

"Austin Pendleton - Peter Arnold"

"Amy Yasbeck - Ginny Johnson Drewer"

"David Strathairn - Russell Terziak"

"Emily Ann Lloyd - Brittany Lace Wedman"

"Zach Duhame - Walter Wedman, Jr."

"Celeste Lecesne - Ron Drewer"

"Angela Paton - Woman on Airplane"

"Randy Stone - Man in Car"

"Sam Slovick - Jack"

"Shawn Hatosy - Counter Boy"

"In my time I've known contessas, milkmaids, courtesans and novices, whores, gypsies, jades, and little boys, but nowhere in God's western world have I found anyone to love but you."

"I've snapped and plotted all my life. There's no other way to be king, alive, and 50 all at once."

"What shall we hang — the holly, or each other?"

"I'm vilifying you, for God's sake — pay attention!"

"When the king is off his arse, nobody sleeps!"

"I found out the way your mind works and the kind of man you are. I know your plans and expectations - you've burbled every bit of strategy you've got. I know exactly what you will do, and exactly what you won't, and I've told you exactly nothing. To these aged eyes, boy, that's what winning looks like!"

"My life, when it is written, will read better than it lived. Henry Fitz-Empress, first Plantagenet, a king at 21, the ablest soldier of an able time. He led men well, he cared for justice when he could and ruled, for 30 years, a state as great as Charlemagne's. He married out of love, a woman out of legend. Not in Alexandria, or Rome, or Camelot has there been such a queen. She bore him many children... but no sons. King Henry had no sons. He had three whiskered things but he disowned them. [to his sons] You're not mine! We're not connected! I deny you! None of you will get my Kingdom, I leave you nothing and I wish you plague! May all your children breach and die! [he storms out the corridor, turns and looks back] My boys are gone. I've lost my boys. [looks skyward] You dare to damn me, do you? Well, I damn you back! GODDAMN YOU! [in tears] My boys are gone. I've lost my boys. Oh, Jesus, all my boys..."

"[to her sons] Oh, my piglets, we are the origins of war, not history's forces, nor the times, nor justice, nor the lack of it, nor causes, nor religions, nor ideas, nor kinds of government, nor any other thing. We are the killers. We breed wars. We carry it like syphilis inside. Dead bodies rot in field and stream because the living ones are rotten. For the love of God, can't we love one another just a little? That's how peace begins. We have so much to love each other for. We have such possibilities, my children. We could change the world."

"I even made poor Louis take me on Crusade. How's that for blasphemy. I dressed my maids as Amazons and rode bare-breasted halfway to Damascus. Louis had a seizure and I damn near died of windburn... but the troops were dazzled."

"[of Henry] He had a mind like Aristotle and a form like mortal sin."

"Hush dear, mother's fighting."

"[to her jewelry] I'd hang you from the nipples, but you'd shock the children."

"[to Henry, cruelly] I wonder... do you ever wonder... if I slept with your father."

"[Gazing into a mirror] My, what a lovely girl. How could her king have left her?"

"I'm locked up with my sons... what mother doesn't dream of that?"

"You're so deceitful you can't ask for water when you're thirsty. We could tangle spiders in the webs you weave."

"So, the royal corkscrew finds me twisted?"

"I know. You know I know. I know you know I know. We know Henry knows, and Henry knows we know it. [smiles] We're a knowledgeable family."

"Kings, queens, knights everywhere you look and I'm the only pawn. I haven't got a thing to lose - that makes me dangerous."

"Peter O'Toole - King Henry II"

"Katharine Hepburn - Queen Eleanor"

"Anthony Hopkins - Richard the Lionheart"

"John Castle - Geoffrey"

"Nigel Terry - John"

"Timothy Dalton - King Philip II"

"Jane Merrow - Alais"

"Nigel Stock - Captain William Marshall"

"Kenneth Ives - Queen Eleanor's guard"

"O. Z. Whitehead - Hugh de Puiset, the Bishop of Durham"

"Morally, you're supposed to overcome your impulses, but there are times you don't want to overcome them."

"[to Penelope] I saw your friend Jane Fonda on TV the other day. It made me want to go out and buy a Ku Klux Klan poster."

"Keep on stroking your own ego. It's beautiful."

"Penelope, I believe in the god of carnage. The god whose rule has been unchallenged since time immemorial."

"I've got a John Wayne idea of manhood, too. What is it he had? A Colt .45. Something that empties a room. Any man that doesn't have those loner vibes just doesn't come off as having any substance."

"Jodie Foster as Penelope Longstreet"

"John C. Reilly as Michael Longstreet"

"Kate Winslet as Nancy Cowan"

"Christoph Waltz as Alan Cowan"

"Elvis Polanski as Zachary Cowan"

"Eliot Berger as Ethan Longstreet"

"Roman Polanski as a neighbor (uncredited cameo)"

"[Firework flies up into the sky and pops] There we go. You fucking happy? Come on."

"Jennifer Aniston as Sarah "Rose" O'Reilly Miller"

"Jason Sudeikis as David Clark Miller"

"Emma Roberts as Casey Mathis Miller"

"Will Poulter as Kenny Rossmore Miller"

"Ed Helms as Brad Gurdlinger"

"Nick Offerman as Don Fitzgerald"

"Kathryn Hahn as Edie Fitzgerald"

"Molly Quinn as Melissa Fitzgerald"

"Ken Marino as Todd"

"Tomer Sisley as the real Pablo Chacon"

"Thomas Lennon as Rick Nathanson"

"Matthew Willig as One-Eye"

"Mark L. Young as Scottie P."

"Luis Guzmán as Mexican cop"

"Karuna Sun as Stripper/Pole Dancer"

"Scott Adsit as the doctor"

"This is like free therapy. New York State cares."

"I need some leg warmers, my Croc is stuck!"

"[about River] You know, he's just a little boy. Little boys fight. Doesn't mean he's going to grow up to be a frat-boy rapist."

"I like to think that if you put your trust out there; if you really give people the benefit of the doubt, see their best intentions, people will rise to the occasion."

"[on the phone, to Cindy's voicemail] I know you're not gonna call me back but... Hum, one more thing, remember that time I missed your awards dinner? Well, hum, I wasn't really working. I was at home watching Kourtney and Kim Take New York... I'm sorry, hum... What else?"

"River Anderson: Go fuck yourselves!"

"Paul Rudd - Nedrick "Ned" Rochlin"

"Elizabeth Banks - Miranda Rochlin"

"Zooey Deschanel - Natalie "Nat" Rochlin"

"Emily Mortimer - Liz Rochlin Anderson"

"Adam Scott - Jeremy Horne"

"Kathryn Hahn - Janet Ziebell"

"Steve Coogan - Dylan Anderson"

"Hugh Dancy - Christian Smith"

"Rashida Jones - Cindy Harris"

"T.J. Miller - Billy Orwin"

"Matthew Mindler - River Anderson"

"Shirley Knight - Ilene Rochlin"

"Janet Montgomery - Lady Arabella Galloway"

"Lydia Haug - Tatiana"

"Sterling K. Brown - Parole Officer Omar Coleman"

"Bob Stephenson - Officer Washburn"

"Katie Aselton - Amy (dog owner)"

"Good morning, Mrs. Fisher. How's it hanging?"

"[in college cafeteria] I have never seen so many ugly men in all my life. I mean look at them, they're trying to wear their brains on the outside."

"[to Jonathan] You haven't lived a bloody day since, have you? I mean what else have you achieved in the last 20 years? I've read your other work, and it sure ain't Tolstoy. Unless it's the sequel: "Bore and Cease"."

"Jessica Brown Findlay - Emelia"

"Sebastian Koch - Jonathan Fischer"

"Julia Ormond - Joa Fischer"

"Felicity Jones - Beth Fischer"

"Peter Vaughan - Grandpa"

"Grab anything that might make a good weapon."

"Did you remember to lock your door?"

"The Animals Will Hunt You."

"Hunt Sweet Hunt."

"The Pack Is Back."

"Don't bother locking the doors. Animals don't use doors."

"They will hunt you."

"The door may be locked, but it won't protect you."

"His pack versus yours."

"Sharni Vinson - Erin"

"Nicholas Tucci - Felix Davison"

"Wendy Glenn - Zee"

"A. J. Bowen - Crispian Davison"

"Joe Swanberg - Drake Davison"

"Margaret Laney (credited as Sarah Myers) - Kelly Davison"

"Amy Seimetz - Aimee Davison"

"Ti West - Tariq"

"Rob Moran - Paul Davison"

"Barbara Crampton - Aubrey Davison"

"Lane Hughes - Tom / Fox Mask"

"L.C. Holt - Craig / Lamb Mask"

"Simon Barrett - Tiger Mask"

"Larry Fessenden - Erik Harson"

"Kate Lyn Sheil - Talia"

"Calvin Reeder - Officer Trubiano"

"[narrating] Here's a question for you. What do kids need more, a father or a dad? What's the difference? The way I see it, darn near anyone can be a father... [video of copulating rhinos] ...but not everyone has the patience or the devotion to be a dad. As for me, I've always wanted to be a dad. Let me tell you, I love it! Yeah! [driving] And I love my Ford Flex. It treats me to a smooth ride, and you know what? It didn't break the bank. Room enough for the whole family. [making sandwiches in the kitchen] Yes, I love being a dad. And I love these two adorable little rays of sunshine. [Dylan and Megan walk in]"

"It looks like we got our self's a dad-off, Brad."

"Dad vs step-dad."

"Family is worth fighting for"

"The gloves are off this Boxing Day"

"This Christmas choose your Daddy"

"Will Ferrell - Brad Whitaker"

"Mark Wahlberg - Dusty Mayron"

"Linda Cardellini - Sara Whitaker"

"Scarlett Estevez - Megan Mayron"

"Owen Vaccaro - Dylan Mayron"

"Hannibal Buress - Griff"

"Paul Scheer - DJ "The Whip""

"Bobby Cannavale - Dr. Emilio Francisco"

"Thomas Haden Church - Leo"

"Billy Slaughter - Squidward"

"Jamie Denbo - Doris"

"Bill Burr - Jerry"

"Mark L. Young - Dental hygienist"

"John Cena - Roger"

"Alessandra Ambrosio - Karen"

"Chris Henchy - Jason Sinclair / Panda DJ"

"It's interesting to watch a "bottle baby" defend her weakness. One thing I can say for you, your approach is always different. Today, it's complete submission. I can't even get a rise out of you. You know, I think I like you better when you're sloppy drunk and violent. That's the real you, and that's the one I like, the one that hates me and gives me a chance to hate back."

"Well, that's a novelty - you're refusing anything with alcohol in it! I'm not used to seeing you sober this time of day."

"You try to hide what you are in the fumes of whisky."

"Old women always give me the creeps!"

"What woman lives, who has passed the prime of her life, that would not give her remaining years to reclaim even a few moments of joy and happiness and to know the worship of men?"

"You will never escape me, you are the one in my dreams of blood!"

"Sally Howard: Well, I know you advertised for old women, but the one in the office looks like she came right out of The Mummy's Tomb!"

"Bertram Garvay: There's only one trouble with running away - you always meet yourself when you get there."

"June Talbot: Did you say whiskey? Here's to you whiskey - guardian of all frustrated wives."

"Forever young! Forever deadly! She lived off the life blood of male victims!"

"Men Were Her Prey For Eternal Youth."

"She drained men of their loves and lives."

"Coleen Gray — June Talbot"

"Grant Williams — Neil Foster"

"Phillip Terry — Dr. Paul Talbot"

"Gloria Talbott — Sally"

"[approaching Earth] I need this world. From millions of light-years away I approach your planet. Soon my spaceship will lands on Earth. I need your world. I feed on fear, live on human hatred. I, a strong mind, without flesh or blood, want your world. First the unthinking, the birds of the air, the animals of the forest, then the weaker of men, shall all do my bidding. They shall be my ears, my eyes, until your world is mine. And because I see your most secret acts, you will know me as "The Beast with a Million Eyes"!"

"We thought it was all over... [pause] It's just beginning."

"Prepare for a close encounter of the terrifying kind!"

"Screaming Terror!"

"An unspeakable horror... Destroying... Terrifying!"

"Paul Birch — Allan Kelley"

"Lorna Thayer — Carol Kelley"

"Dona Cole — Sandy Kelley"

"Dick Sargent — Larry"

"Chester Conklin — Old Man Webber"

"Bruce Whitmore - The Beast (voice only)"

"A lot of really weird things are going on round here!... Breathing, strange sounds, your Mother, now faces at the window... I can't stand it!"

"I have a hard enough time taking Cinderella and her wicked step mother, but this new twist has really given me the willies."

"The Nightmare Begins When You Wake Up"

"Get your slice from the reaper. Violence beyond reason, victims beyond help."

"Laurel Munson - Terry Morgan"

"Sara Ansley - Nancy Paulson"

"Janet Penner - Marion Penrose"

"Virginia Settle - Mrs. Penrose"

"Barbara Lusch - Gloria"

"John Morrison - Norman Barnes"

"Bill Simmonds - Carl Penrose"

"[to his son] You know what kind of plan never fails? No plan. No plan at all. You know why? Because life cannot be planned. Look around you. Did you think these people made a plan to sleep in the sports hall with you? But here we are now, sleeping together on the floor. So, there's no need for a plan. You can't go wrong with no plans. We don't need to make a plan for anything. It doesn't matter what will happen next. Even if the country gets destroyed or sold out, nobody cares. Got it?"

"What are you, a family of charlatans?"

"Song Kang-ho - Kim Ki-taek, father of the Kim family and Park family chauffeur"

"- Kim Ki-woo, son of the Kim family and Da-hye's English tutor"

"Park So-dam - Kim Ki-jeong, daughter of the Kim family and Da-song's art therapist"

"Jang Hye-jin – Kim Chung-sook, mother of the Kim family and housekeeper"

"- Park Dong-ik, father of the Park family"

"- Choi Yeon-gyo, mother of the Park family"

"- Park Da-hye, daughter of the Park family"

"Jung Hyeon-jun – Park Da-song, son of the Park family"

"- Gook Moon-gwang, the former housekeeper"

"Park Myung-hoon – Geun-sae, Moon-gwang's husband"

"Park Geun-rok – Yoon, the former Park family chauffeur"

"- Min-hyuk, family friend of the Kims"

"It's a weird case from the start. A case with a hole in the center. A donut."

"I suspect foul play. I have eliminated no suspects."

"I spoke in the car about the hole at the center of this donut. And yes, what you and Harlan did that fateful night seems at first glance to fill that hole perfectly. A donut hole in the donut's hole. But we must look a little closer. And when we do, we see that the donut hole has a hole in its center – it is not a donut hole at all, but a smaller donut with its hole, and our donut is not whole at all!"

"You have a regurgitative reaction to mistruths."

"But the complexity and the gray lie not in the truth, but what you do with the truth once you have it."

"Physical evidence can tell a clear story with a forked tongue."

"Why is grief the providence of youth? I don't know. But I'd imagine that age deepens all feelings."

"The best judge of character is a dog. I've found that to be true."

"What were the overheard words by the Nazi child masturbatin' in the bathroom? "My will" and "I'm warning you.""

"You and Harlan were "drama mamas", you shared a love of twisting the knife into one another. You see, I don't believe he would have slipped it in halfway. No, no, no. I submit Harlan told you everything."

"Oh just shut up! Shut up with that Kentucky-fried Foghorn Leghorn drawl!"

"I'm not playing to beat you, I'm playing to build a beautiful pattern."

"You want my insight into this family? None of them are murderers. That's my insight."

"We are the Thrombeys, goddammit! This is still our house!...Isn't it?"

"[to Marta] Were you boinking my father?"

"I think it means that our father finally came to his senses and cut this worthless little brat out of his will. (to Ransom) So I guess you're gonna have to sell the Beamer and give your notice at the country club and kick whatever fashion drug you're on, because if you think that after all the bridges you've burned, after all the shit you've said and after everything that you've put this family through for the past ten years that any of us are going to support you, that any of us are going to give you - like DAD liked to say - "a single red DIME", you're NUTS!"

"Oh they're my family. I feel simultaneously freed by and supported by them, that balance of opposites is the nugget of Flam."

"Wait a minute - I read a tweet about a New Yorker article about you!"

"That... was the dumbest car chase of all time."

"OK, don't answer that if you're going to puke. Please."

"(questioned about Jacob) He's an alt-right dipstick troll."

"Everyone has a motive. No one has a clue."

"Hell, any of them could have done it."

"Nothing brings a family together like murder."

"Daniel Craig – Benoit Blanc"

"Chris Evans – Hugh Ransom Drysdale"

"Ana de Armas – Marta Cabrera"

"Jamie Lee Curtis – Linda Drysdale"

"Michael Shannon – Walter "Walt" Thrombey"

"Don Johnson – Richard Drysdale"

"Toni Collette – Joni Thrombey"

"Lakeith Stanfield – Detective Lieutenant Elliot"

"Katherine Langford – Megan "Meg" Thrombey"

"Jaeden Martell – Jacob Thrombey"

"Frank Oz – Alan Stevens"

"Riki Lindhome – Donna Thrombey"

"Edi Patterson – Fran"

"K Callan – Wanetta "Great Nana" Thrombey"

"Noah Segan – Trooper Wagner"

"Christopher Plummer – Harlan Thrombey"

"M. Emmet Walsh – Mr. Proofroc"

"Marlene Forte – Mrs. Cabrera"

"Joseph Gordon-Levitt – Detective Hardrock"

"I never really came alive for myself; I was only feeding his aliveness."

"[Reading Nicole's letter to Henry] I fell in love with him two seconds after I saw him. And I'll never stop loving him, even though it doesn't make sense anymore."

"People don't accept mothers who drink too much wine and yell at their child and call him an asshole. I get it. I do it too. We can accept an imperfect dad. Let's face it, the idea of a good father was only invented like 30 years ago. Before that, fathers were expected to be silent and absent and unreliable and selfish, and can all say we want them to be different. But on some basic level, we accept them. We love them for their fallibilities, but people absolutely don't accept those same failings in mothers. We don't accept it structurally and we don't accept it spiritually. Because the basis of our Judeo-Christian whatever is Mary, Mother of Jesus, and she's perfect. She's a virgin who gives birth, unwaveringly supports her child and holds his dead body when he's gone. And the dad isn't there. He didn't even do the fuckin'. God is in heaven. God is the father and God didn't show up. So, you have to be perfect, and Charlie can be a fuck up and it doesn't matter. You will always be held to a different, higher standard. And it's fucked up, but that is the way it is."

"Getting divorced with a kid is one of the hardest things to do. It's like a death without a body."

"I want you to know that eventually this'll all be over, and whatever we win or lose, it'll be the two of you having to figure this out together."

"And keep in mind, you'll have to pay for her lawyer. [...] Well, at least part of her. It doesn't make sense, does it? I mean, you're doing this because you love your kid. And in doing so, you're draining money from your kid's education."

"Ted: Criminal lawyers see bad people at their best, divorce lawyers see good people at their worst."

"Frank: Charlie, what you're going through now is going to be horrible, but it will be over. Fuck as many people as you can right now. Women, men. Take what I said seriously."

"Sandra: Even though I am 64 and have a dead gay husband, I manage to get up every day, live my life, and feel pretty good about myself."

"Scarlett Johansson – Nicole Barber"

"- Charlie Barber"

"Laura Dern – Nora Fanshaw"

"Alan Alda – Bert Spitz"

"Ray Liotta – Jay Moratta"

"Azhy Robertson – Henry Barber"

"- Nancy Katz"

"Mark O'Brien – Carter Mitchum"

"- Mary Ann"

"- Mediator"

"- Judge Neil Tilden"

"See what happens when you put things into people's heads? It steam-rollers on... and other people start to believe it. You gotta get rid of these thoughts, Tom. You gotta stop it. They're wrong, you know they're wrong. You're not sick, you're just, erm... just going through your teens. It happened to me. Are you pregnant? Is that what it is? Is it? See how you can put things into people's heads? I suppose I'll be doing it with him next. You can't keep saying these things, darling."

"Don't you fucking talk to me! Get to fucking bed! How can you fucking say that to me?! You're fucking sick! You talk to me like that in front of your sister?! You're ill! You go behind my fucking back to your mother. You break this family up and I'll kill you. You're so fucking sick, you're going into care, Son! You're fucking going, you shit! You tell me things like that?! You're a fucking animal. Who the fucking hell are you?! You fucking talk like that? You're fucking ill. You're going to a fucking home. You're fucking scum! What are you doing to me?! What are you fucking doing?! You're fucking killing me. Fucking kid. Fucking animal. How can you talk like that? You go to your mother behind my back and talk shit?! You're fucking sick in the head. Something fucking wrong with you. Two years! Two years I've had this fucking kid. Two schools I've pulled him out of. Fucking trouble. You're breaking my family up, breaking this fucking family up. You break this family up and I swear, I'll fucking kill you. I'll fucking kill you. What are you doing to me? What are you doing to me? I'm going to the hospital... talk to your mother. He's filth. You're going into fucking care. I'll fucking sort this out. Getting fucking paranoid. Everyone's getting fucking paranoid. I can't fucking deal with this."

"I don't fucking need this, Tom. I don't understand this. You know it hurts us. Are you just Iying or do you believe it? It's gotta stop. Can't have it, mate. Sorry I smacked you, but you hurt me. You don't know how feel. Mummy's all upset... Is it an attention thing. Alice...is that what it is? Sometimes it happens when a baby comes along. You know, it's the facts of life. I'd never put you in a home. I love you, I'd never put..."

"Ray Winstone - Dad"

"Tilda Swinton - Mum"

"Lara Belmont - Jessie"

"Freddie Cunliffe - Tom"

"Colin Farrell - Nick"

"Aisling O'Sullivan - Carol"

"Kate Ashfield - Lucy"

"Kim Wall - Barman"

"Annabelle Apsion - Nurse"

"He was.. one of the kindest.. most gentle.. loving, caring.. people.. I knew. He helped me.... tremendously helped me with my career, he helped me with my creativity, all o those sorts of things...... and he also sexually abused me..... for 7 years."

"You know, soon as the cops starting asking me these questions, the first thing that came to mind for me was, everything Michael started saying to me when I was 7. You know, if anyone ever found out... that... we were doing any of these sort of things, these sexual things, that he and I would go to jail for the rest our our lives... it was terrifying.."

"I...start to.. have these images.. of... the kind of sexual stuff that happened between Michael and I.. happening to Koa.. and seeing Michael doin it to Koa (starting to tear up) what he did to me.. and.. my.. immediate.. (half sobbing) emotional .. au.. reaction to, to having those images.. is just this.. auuuu...rage and disgust.. and you know violent feeling, like I would kill anyone.. who did anything like that to Koa."

"What I stared thinking was.. you know how, how can I have such.. clear feelings, negative, horrible, feelings about the idea of that.. sexual stuff happening to Koa, but.. but when I think about.. Michael and I and, and all that sexual stuff going on.. I don't, I don't feel anything."

"I wanna be able to speak the truth as load as I had to speak the lie.. for so long."

"[first lines, narrating] My husband used to tell me I have an overactive imagination. I can't help it. I mean, haven't you ever been on a train and wondered about the lives of the people who live near the tracks? The lives you've never lived. These are things I want to know. Twice a day, I sit in the third car from the front where I have the perfect view into my favorite house: Number 15, Beckette Road. [sees a woman on her back porch in the morning] I don't know when exactly, I suppose I started noticing her about a year ago, and gradually as the months went past, she became important to me. I'm not the girl I used to be. I think people can see it on my face. [sees the same woman at night with her husband] She's what I lost. She's everything I want to be. [now sitting in the train station, drawing] I imagine she's a painter. She's creative. He's a doctor or an architect. He has a good laugh. She can't cook. I wonder what they say to each other before they go to sleep. Today her name is Jess. Tomorrow it could be Lisa or Amber - it all depends on the day. It depends on my mood. The truth is, I don't know her name."

"Um... I'm here because I... because I... because I woke up, um, covered in blood. And I had bruises all over my arm, um... It's usually from when I've fallen and someone's helped me up. My husband... he used to tell me what I'd done the night before. And I learned when you wake up like that, you just say you're sorry. You just say you're sorry for what you did, and you're sorry for who you are, and you're never gonna do it again. But you do. You do it again..."

"[narrating] Today, I sit in a different car and I can look ahead. Anything is possible, because I am not the girl I used to be."

"Jesus Christ, Rachel, what the hell is wrong with you? I spent the last hour looking around for you. You scared the shit out of Anna, do you know that? She thought you were gonna... she wanted to call the police. So just... leave us alone. You can ruin your own life if you want to but you're not going to destroy ours. I'm not going to protect you any more."

"Do you have any idea what it's like to be married to a fucking blur?"

"You're like a dog. Like one of those unwanted mistreated dogs. And you can kick them, they keep coming back to you, thinking that somehow if they're good, you'll love them."

"Lying is like taking a trip. It's like having a secret. It's like touching yourself and no one else knows. Except you."

"Cathy: That's what your alimony's paying for? Tickets to nowhere? That's really fucking weird, Rachel."

"Martha: Tom got fired because he couldn't keep his dick in his pants. I felt so bad for you. He's such a bad guy."

"What you can see can hurt you."

"Based on the thriller that shocked the world"

"What did she see?"

"Based on the novel that shocked the world"

"Who do you trust when you can't trust yourself?"

"Emily Blunt - Rachel Watson"

"Rebecca Ferguson - Anna Watson"

"Haley Bennett - Megan Hipwell"

"Justin Theroux - Tom Watson"

"Luke Evans - Scott Hipwell"

"Allison Janney - DS. Riley"

"Édgar Ramírez - Dr. Kamal Abdic"

"Lisa Kudrow - Martha"

"Laura Prepon - Cathy"

"[to his sons Tommy and Brad Jr., after the departure of Lester Peralsky, an accomplice who became a police informant] Boy ain't got the life expectancy of a housefly."

"Most people who drive through here see farms. Houses, and fields, and shit. I see money, I see things, everything got my name writ' on it!"

"Uncle Patch Whitewood: [to Brad Jr.] Let's me and you go into the next room and start sniffin' some ideas."

"Sean Penn - Brad Whitewood Jr."

"Christopher Walken - Brad Whitewood Sr."

"Mary Stuart Masterson - Terry"

"Chris Penn - Tommy Whitewood"

"Millie Perkins - Julie"

"Eileen Ryan - Grandma"

"Tracey Walter - Uncle Patch Whitewood"

"R. D. Call - Dickie"

"David Strathairn - Tony Pine"

"J. C. Quinn - Boyd"

"Candy Clark - Mary Sue"

"Jake Dengel - Lester"

"Kiefer Sutherland - Tim"

"Crispin Glover - Lucas"

"Stephen Geoffreys - Aggie"

"Alan Autry - Ernie"

"Noelle Parker - Jill"

"I'm Amy Mitchell, and I'm a mom. I had my first kid when I was 20 years old, and I've been running late ever since. My days are filled with dropping the kids at school... Love you. ...then racing to work where I have meeting, after meeting, after meeting. I usually end up eating a shitty lunch at my desk, and I try to work out once a week. [sighs] Why do I suck at Zumba? Most days, I race back to school for the kids' plays, and poetry readings and class projects...which I'm always late for. [mouthing] Sorry. And then there's PTA meetings, and volunteering and parent-teacher conferences. Jesus, Miss Wiggins fuckin' hates me. At least once a day, I feel like the worst mom in the world, and I cry in my car. [wailing] Then I shuttle the kids to piano lessons and soccer games and dance classes and doctors' appointments, before my daily trip to the grocery store. Ugh. This chick seems like she's got it all figured out. But I feel like I'm screwing up all the time. Still, I love being a mom."

"First of all, I just wanna say this, that I think that we, as moms, do way too much stuff. And if I'm elected, I promise you we are gonna do way less. [crowd cheers] Right? Less PTA meetings, less luncheons, less fuckin' bake sales, just less bullshit! [crowd cheers louder] Wait, wait, wait, wait. And I think that our kids need a break, too, you guys. Come on, now, school starts way too fucking early, okay? God, and they have way too much homework. I mean, our kids don't even have time to be kids anymore, am I right? And what is up with these five standardized tests a week? We should not be teaching our kids how to be good test-takers. We should be teaching them how to be good people! What is a standardized test? So, if you're a mom who's overworked, overstressed, or if you're just a mom who wants to do less...then just vote for me. [crowd cheers]"

"[to Kiki] Oh, hey, I know you. You're that chick that always picks up my kid from school when I forget-slash-don't want to."

"When I was in my twenties, I would just walk down the street and it would just be raining dicks wherever I went. It was just dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. It was, like, forecast, lot of cock!"

"For those of you who have been living under a rock...I am Gwendolyn James. I am the president of the PTA, but most importantly, I am the proud mommy to two beautiful daughters, Blaire and Gandhi. Now, I called this emergency PTA meeting to address an issue that radically affects the safety of our children. The bake sale."

"Party Like a Mother."

"Screw Perfection."

"Mila Kunis - Amy Mitchell"

"Kristen Bell - Kiki"

"Kathryn Hahn - Carla Dunkler"

"Christina Applegate - Gwendolyn James"

"Jada Pinkett Smith - Stacy"

"Annie Mumolo - Vicky"

"Jay Hernandez - Jessie Harkness"

"Oona Laurence - Jane Mitchell"

"Emjay Anthony - Dylan Mitchell"

"David Walton - Mike Mitchell"

"Clark Duke - Dale Kipler"

"Wanda Sykes - Dr. Elizabeth Karl"

"Wendell Pierce - Principal Daryl Burr"

"J. J. Watt - Coach Craig"

"Megan Ferguson - Tessa"

"Lyle Brocato - Kent"

"Cade Cooksey - Jaxon"

"Martha Stewart - herself"

"Eugenia Kuzmina - Russian Mom"

"Lilly Singh - Cathy"

"Bronco Henry told me that a man was made by patience in the odds against him."

"[amused, to Rose] You didn't play? Sure did practice a terrible lot. She wouldn't think there was that much difference between a cinema pit and a dinner party."

"[toasting] So, to us brothers, Romulus and Remus, and the wolf who raised us. Bronco Henry. El Lupo."

"[looking at some paper flowers] Well, well. Ain't them purdy? I wonder, what little lady made these?"

"When my father passed, I wanted nothing more than my mother's happiness. For what kind of man would I be if I did not help my mother? If I did not save her?"

"[reading from Psalms] "Deliver my soul from the sword. My darling from the power of the dog.""

"What it means to be a man."

"A story of love, hurt, and loneliness."

"Benedict Cumberbatch - Phil Burbank"

"Kirsten Dunst - Rose Gordon"

"Jesse Plemons - George Burbank"

"Kodi Smit-McPhee - Peter Gordon"

"Thomasin McKenzie - Lola"

"Genevieve Lemon - Mrs. Lewis"

"Keith Carradine - Governor Edward"

"Frances Conroy - Old Lady Burbank"

"Peter Carroll - Old Gent Burbank"

"Alison Bruce - Governor Edward's wife"

"Alistair Sewell - Jock"

"Cohen Holloway - Bobby"

"Sean Keenan - Sven"

"Adam Beach - Edward Nappo"

"Maeson Stone Skuggedal - Edward Nappo's son"

"Alice Englert - Buster"

"It feels like my life is going by so fast, but it's not getting anywhere."

"Movies are dreams that you never forget."

"I'm doing this thing. And I don't know if it's the right thing but it's a life or death thing for me, and I'm sorry, but everybody else is gonna have to hang on for dear life. And somehow, we will survive this, all of us. Even your father, who I adore with all my heart. He deserves so much better than what I'm doing, but... .but Benny needs me, dolly. And I need him. So much so that without him, I'm turning into someone I don't know, and none of you will know my anymore. I'll just be that hateful person who did that terrible thing to your back. And yes, this is the most selfish thing I have ever done. But I've gotta do this now because, Sammy, you do what your heart says you have to, because you don't owe anyone your life. Not even me."

"Everything happens for a reason."

"We're never not going to know each other, Sammy."

"We've gone too far in our story to actually say "the end.""

"You can't just love something, you also have to take care of it."

"Family, art: It will tear you in two."

"Art will give you crowns in heaven and laurels on Earth, but also, it will tear your heart out and leave you lonely. You'll be a shanda [disgrace in Yiddish] for your loved ones. An exile in the desert. A gypsy. Art is no game! Art is dangerous as a lion's mouth. It'll bite your head off."

"Bennie Loewy: [to Sammy] Think whatever bad things you want about me, kiddo, but you stop making movies, it’ll break your mother’s heart. You will break her heart, I mean it. [he tears up] And she doesn’t deserve that, not from anybody. Least of all from you."

"Monica Sherwood: [to Sammy] Sometimes we can't fix things, Sam. All we can do, is suffer."

"John Ford: [to Sammy] Now remember this! When the horizon's at the bottom, it's interesting. When the horizon's at the top, it's interesting. When the horizon's in the middle, it's boring as shit. Now, good luck to you. And get the fuck out of my office!"

"Gabriel LaBelle - Sammy Fabelman"

"Michelle Williams - Mitzi Fabelman"

"Paul Dano - Burt Fabelman"

"Seth Rogen - Bennie Loewy"

"Julia Butters - Regina "Reggie" Fabelman"

"Judd Hirsch - Boris Podgorny"

"Jeannie Berlin - Hadassah Fabelman"

"Robin Bartlett - Tina Schildkraut"

"Keeley Karsten - Natalie Fabelman"

"Sophia Kopera - Lisa Fabelman"

"Sam Rechner - Logan Hall"

"Oakes Fegley - Chad Thomas"

"Chloe East - Monica Sherwood"

"Isabelle Kusman - Claudia Denning"

"Chandler Lovelle - Renee"

"Gustavo Escobar - Sal"

"Nicolas Cantu - Hark"

"Cooper Dodson - Turkey"

"Gabriel Bateman - Roger"

"Stephen Smith - Angelo"

"Lane Factor - Dean"

"James Urbaniak - Grand View High School Principal"

"Connor Trinneer - Phil Newhart"

"David Lynch - John Ford"

"Greg Grunberg - Bernie Fein"

"Jan Hoag - Nona"

"Crystal - Bennie the Monkey"

"[feeling remorseful for what he had done to Finney and Gwen earlier, sobbing] I'm so sorry. I'm... I'm so sorry. Please forgive me."

"Ethan Hawke - The Grabber"

"Mason Thames - Finn "Finney" Blake"

"Madeleine McGraw - Gwendolyn "Gwen" Blake"

"Jeremy Davies - Terrence Blake"

"E. Roger Mitchell - Detective Wright"

"Troy Rudeseal - Detective Miller"

"James Ransone - Max"

"Miguel Cazarez Mora - Robin"

"Brady Hepner - Vance Hopper"

"Tristan Pravong - Bruce"

"Jacob Moran - Billy"

"Banks Repeta - Griffin"

"There's a pool. I've always wanted a pool."

"The pool is fine. The pool is the greatest thing that has happened to me."

"Hello. Good pool to you this evening. How are you pooling this pool?"

"Take it easy on me. I haven’t swam in awhile."

"I used to be scared of pools."

"The doctor said he is stabilized, and it's about managing now."

"I think we should put in a pool cover just to be safe."

"Pool Tech: It's funny, isn't it, though? I mean, we evolved out of the water, and some part of our reptilian brain knows we're not supposed to be there anymore. But... I guess that's why we try to tame it so hard. It's like trying to conquer death..."

"Everything you fear is under the surface."

"– Ray Waller"

"– Eve Waller"

"Amélie Hoeferle – Izzy Waller"

"– Elliott Waller"

"Eddie Martinez – Coach E"

"Elijah J. Roberts – Ronin"

"Rahnuma Panthaky – Dr. Sridhar"

"Ben Sinclair – Pool Tech"

"Ellie Araiza – Angel"

"– the Waller's real estate agent"

"I'll fight for you... I'll fight forever... forever... I love you..."

"I don't even wanna be here. Look at this cunt!"

"Leave me to soak, man. Leave me. Every man must have his bath, you know what I mean? Cha! [Stands up in bath]"

"I'll send Michelle your love."

"You want it? You want it with me?"

"[To Ray] When you go out, you go out with your mates, and when you are in, you're pissed out and your brain's asleep in front of the fucking television. I turn the television off, go up to bed, you follow me up at three o'clock in the morning stinking of booze. That's what I get. Either that or you're knocking me about. I'm 30 today, you know, and I feel so fucking old. You know, I'm tired, you know, I wanna be able to look back and say, "Yeah, I had a bit of fun," you know, when I'm old, instead of saying "Everyone fucking felt sorry for me!" I mean, that's the life I've got. Do you hear what I'm saying? I just don't want it. I'll, I'll find somebody else. You know, someone who can love me. Someone kind."

"Ray Winstone as Raymond"

"Kathy Burke as Valerie"

"Charlie Creed-Miles as Billy"

"Laila Morse as Janet"

"Edna Doré as Kath"

"Chrissie Cotterill as Paula"

"Jon Morrison as Angus"

"Jamie Foreman as Mark"

"Steve Sweeney as Danny"

"Terry Rowley as M.C. in Club"

"Sam Miller as Club Comic"

"Leah Fitzgerald as Michelle"

"Neil Maskell as Schmuddie"

"[Shouting to Keeley's father] Can you give Keeley a message for me? Tell her I think her old man's a cunt!"

"[Leaving a phone message] Keeley, it's me. What's going on? I've left like three messages. I said sorry, didn't I? You know what I'm like. I was pissed off. Ring me back, you bitch."

"[To Billy's offer to go with her to wreak revenge on Connor] No, I've got some personal shit to deal with, I'll see you later!"

"[To Connor's daughter Keira riding her scooter, repeatedly] Keira! Your mum said I've gotta take you to the van to get some ice-cream. Come on! Do you wanna come. Let's see who can go faster, quick! Come through here, come on. Give me this. Well you can't ride it through here can you? We'll get it on the way back."

"[To Keira throwing rocks at her] That was silly weren't it?! You stupid little girl! Anyone can do that!"

"[Attempting to restrain Keira] Stop running off from me now! Stop kicking me! You're just as bad as your fucking father! [Throws Keira into River Thames who disappears briefly then resurfaces]"

"[Hands Mia an envelope] It's about your new school. You can stay there. You can fuck as many ASBO boys as you like there. [Mia throws envelope out window]"

"[To Mia] Did I tell you that I nearly had you aborted? I even made an appointment."

"[Runs after car, shouts to Mia inside] Bye, you skank! Don't forget to text me! Say hello to the whales for me!"

"Katie Jarvis as Mia"

"Kierston Wareing as Joanne"

"Rebecca Griffiths as Tyler"

"Michael Fassbender as Connor"

"Grant Wild as Keeley's Dad"

"Sarah Bayes as Keeley"

"Harry Treadaway as Billy"

"Jesse Eisenberg - David Kaplan"

"Kieran Culkin - Benjamin "Benji" Kaplan"

"Will Sharpe - James"

"Jennifer Grey - Marcia"

"Kurt Egyiawan - Eloge"

"Liza Sadovy - Diane"

"Daniel Oreskes - Mark"

"Ellora Torchia - Priya"

"When you give me health insurance, workers' comp, and a 401K, then you can tell me when I work."

"I don't like this. I'm not being paid enough for this."

"I don't have Instagram. I'm an adult, man."

"Mikey Madison - Anora "Ani" Mikheeva"

"Mark Eydelshteyn - Ivan "Vanya" Zakharov"

"Yura Borisov - Igor"

"Karren Karagulian - Toros"

"Vache Tovmasyan - Garnik"

"Aleksei Serebryakov - Nikolai Zakharov"

"Darya Ekamasova - Galina Zakharova"

"Luna Sofía Miranda - Lulu"

"Lindsey Normington - Diamond"

"[praying] Please, Lord, make me the biggest star the world has ever known... so that I may get far, far away from this place. Amen."

"[the Projectionist is trying to escape from Pearl's farm as she is wielding a pitchfork] You're not leaving me here! I'M NOT STAYIN' ON THIS FARM! [She stabs him dead center in the chest and then rips it out] NOTHING'S GONNA KEEP ME HERE! NOT YOU! NOT HOWARD! NOT MAMA! NOBODY!"

"[yelling in distress after being rejected] No, I'm a star! Please, I'm a star! Please, somebody help me! Please help me! Help me!"

"Mia Goth - Pearl"

"David Corenswet - the projectionist"

"Tandi Wright - Ruth, Pearl's mother"

"Matthew Sunderland - Pearl's father"

"Emma Jenkins-Purro - Mitsy, Howard's sister"

"Amelia Reid-Meredith - Margaret, Howard and Mitsy's mother"

"Alistair Sewell - Howard, Pearl's husband"

"Okay, Hogs, I've listened to you bellyache about moving to this hew town. This said bellyaching will end as of 1530 hours, will not affect the morale of this squadron henceforth. Do I make myself clear?"

"[addressing his fighter squadron] Morning. You men now have the privilege of serving under the meanest, toughest, screamingest commander in the Marine Corps- me. If I say something you pretend it's coming from the Burning Bush. We're Marines. Marine Corps fighter pilots. We have no other function. That is your mission, and you're gonna hack it or pack it! You're flying with Bull Meechum now, and I kid you not, this is the eye of the storm! Welcome aboard."

"I'd like to propose a toast, to my son. He is eighteen today. He has just ordered his first drink. Before he drinks it, I'd like to wish him a long life, a wife as fine as his mother, and a son as fine as he's been. To my son!"

"I'm a Meechum. A Meechum's a thoroughbred, a winner all the way. He chews nails while the other kids eat cotton candy. He never surrenders. He never gives up."

"Robert Duvall - Lieutenant Colonel Wilbur "Bull" P. Meechum"

"Blythe Danner - Lillian "Lil" Meechum"

"Michael O'Keefe - Ben Meechum"

"Stan Shaw - Toomer Smalls"

"Brian Andrews - Matthew Meechum"

"Paul Gleason - First Lieutenant Sammy"

"Julie Anne Haddock - Karen Meechum"

"David Keith - "Red" Pettus"

"Paul Mantee - Colonel Virgil "Virg" Hedgepath"

"Theresa Merritt - Arrabelle Smalls"

"Lisa Jane Persky - Mary Anne Meechum"

"Michael Strong - Colonel Varney"

"There's a common belief among anthropologists that you must immerse yourself in an unfamiliar world in order to truly understand your own."

"You want to know about the dads? I'll tell you about the dads. They're chubby, bald, steak-eating, cigar-smoking, type-A pigs who get more turned on by the Bloomberg Wire than they do by any hot nannies. Actually, it's all of you in about 5 years. So take it from me, guys: Enjoy tonight, because your future looks pretty fucking bleak."

"My desire to be an observer of life was actually keeping me from having one."

"Child-rearing around the world boasts a wide variety of customs and mores. But perhaps the most bizarre social patterns can be found within the small island community of Manhattan... The inhabitants of the region known as the Upper East Side have the most prosperous, yet idiosyncratic social systems on the planet. After successfully mating and producing offspring, the men are often distant and uninvolved, leaving their women to hunt, gather and provide for their families. Yet the resourceful mothers of the Upper East Side have plenty of time to participate in a variety of sex-role specific activities. These include body mutilation, sacred meditation, even fasting rituals. Which brings us to our focus on child-rearing: Who actually does it? Well, in Africa, they have a saying, "It takes a village to raise a child." But for the tribe of the Upper East Side, it takes just one person: the Nanny."

"Scarlett Johansson as Annie "Nanny" Braddock"

"Laura Linney as Mrs. Alexandra X"

"Alicia Keys as Lynette"

"Chris Evans as Hayden "Harvard Hottie""

"Paul Giamatti as Mr. Stan X"

"Donna Murphy as Judy Braddock"

"Nicholas Reese Art as Grayer Addison X"

"Judith Roberts as Milicent"

"Julie White as Jane Gould"

"Nate Corddry as Calvin"

"Nina Garbiras as Miss Chicago"

"Brande Roderick as Tanya"

"Heather Simms as Murnel"

"I hope you die! I hope you die soon! I'll be waiting for you to die!"

"I was lonely when I was young. Not in the way people usually mean. I was lonely for all the things I wasn't gonna get."

"Maybe it's easy for the dying to be honest. I'm sick of you, sick of this house, sick of my unhappy life with you. I'm sick of your brothers and their dirty tricks to make a dime. There must be better ways of getting rich than building sweatshops and pounding the bones of the town to make dividends for you to spend. You'll wreck the town, you and your brothers. You'll wreck the country, you and your kind, if they let you. But not me, I'll die my own way, and I'll do it without making the world worse. I leave that to you."

"I'll tell you what you could do if you went away, Zan: if you could find some place where they pay wages for talkin' silly, you could make a fortune"

"Bette Davis - Regina Hubbard Giddens"

"Herbert Marshall - Horace Giddens"

"Teresa Wright - Alexandra "Zannie" Giddens"

"Richard Carlson - David Hewitt"

"Dan Duryea - Leo Hubbard"

"Patricia Collinge - Birdie Hubbard"

"Charles Dingle - Ben Hubbard"

"Carl Benton Reid - Oscar Hubbard"

"Jessica Grayson - Addie"

"John Marriott - Cal"

"Russell Hicks - William Marshall"

"Lucien Littlefield - Manders"

"Virginia Brissac - Mrs. Hewitt"

"Terry Nibert - Julia"

"Henry 'Hot Shot' Thomas - Harold"

"Charles R. Moore - Simon"