336 quotes found
"[repeated line] As you wish."
"[after knocking out Fezzik] I don't envy you the headache you'll have when you awake. But, in the meantime, rest well...and dream of large women."
"[to Buttercup] There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."
"[to Westley] Beautiful, isn't it? It took me half a lifetime to invent it. I'm sure that you've discovered my deep and abiding interest in pain. At present, I'm writing the definitive work on the subject, so I want you to be totally honest with me on how the machine makes you feel. This being our first try, I'll use the lowest setting. As you know, the concept of the suction pump is centuries old. Really, that's all this is, except that instead of sucking water, I'm sucking life. [the machine activates; Westley screams] I've just sucked one year of your life away. I might one day go as high as five, but I really don't know what that would do to you, so let's just start with what we have. What did this do to you? Tell me. And remember, this is for posterity, so be honest. How do you feel? [Westley whimpers] Interesting."
"[to Inigo] You're that little Spanish brat I taught a lesson to all those years ago. Simply incredible. Have you been chasing me all this time, only to fail now? I think that's the worst thing I've ever heard of. How marvelous."
"I always think everything could be a trap...which is why I'm still alive."
"Scaling the Cliffs of Insanity, Battling Rodents of Unusual Size, Facing torture in the Pit of Despair. - True love has never been a snap."
"It's as real as the feelings you feel"
"Heroes. Giants. Villains. Miracle Men. True Love. - Not just your basic, average, everyday, ordinary, run-of-the-mill, ho-hum fairy tale."
"She gets kidnapped. He gets killed. But it all ends up okay."
"OH, MY GOD! HER DRESS IS ON FIRE! SHE'S ON FIRE!!!"
"You're setting fire to Robin on the first day?! What are you, nuts? It's not like we can replace her!"
"It was in one of those cinema books as one of the greatest screenplays ever written that had never been produced."
"Cary Elwes - Westley/Dread Pirate Roberts"
"Mandy Patinkin - Inigo Montoya"
"Chris Sarandon - Prince Humperdinck"
"Christopher Guest - Count Rugen"
"Wallace Shawn - Vizzini"
"André the Giant - Fezzik"
"Fred Savage - The Grandson"
"Robin Wright - Buttercup/The Princess Bride"
"Peter Falk - The Grandfather"
"Peter Cook - The Impressive Clergyman"
"Mel Smith - The Albino"
"Carol Kane - Valerie"
"Billy Crystal - Miracle Max"
"[after Jenna says she's 13] Jenna, if you're gonna start lying about your age, I'd go with 27."
"Okay, you can wipe the doe-eyed-Bambi-watching-her-mother-get-shot-and-strapped-to-the-back-of-the-van look from your face. I talked to Trish Sackett yesterday. It's okay, Jenna; I know all about your little deal. It's a sweet little deal, actually. Editor-in-chief if you help them hit a million copies? So you would give them tips. Not bad. I just wish I would have thought of it."
"[to Jenna] You don't always get the dream house, but you get awfully close, you know?"
"It doesn't matter what Lucy said. I stopped trusting her after she stole my Pop Rocks in the third grade."
"I wanna be thirty. Thirty and flirty and thriving."
"[hearing her cell phone ring] Can you hear that, sir? Can you hear the music?"
"[dragging Matt to the dance floor] Oh for the love of Pete! You taught it to me!"
"[at a huge party] I'll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Do you wanna see my ID? Totally have it!"
"What is that attitude? We are young. Heartache to heartache, we stand. Love is a battlefield."
"Jenna Rink made a wish and went from thirteen to thirty overnight. Now everyone needs her. Everyone knows her. But no one knows the truth about her."
"Jenna Rink made a wish and got the life she always dreamed of. But having it all is not nearly enough. Now she will do whatever it takes to find her way home."
"When Jenna Rink woke up this morning, she wasn't quite herself. Now she can't explain it. But she's loving every minute of it."
"On her thirteenth birthday, Jenna Rink's wish came true. Now she can't explain it. But she's loving every minute of it."
"For most people, thirteen feels like it was just yesterday -- for Jenna Rink it was."
"For most people, being a kid feels like it was just yesterday. For Jenna, it was!"
"Jenna Rink had one wish. Now she's living the life she always dreamed of."
"For some, 13 feels like it was just yesterday. For Jenna, it was."
"A comedy for the kid in all of us."
"Jennifer Garner - Jenna Rink"
"Mark Ruffalo - Matt Flamhaff"
"Judy Greer - Lucy Wyman"
"Andy Serkis - Richard Kneeland"
"Lynn Collins - Wendy Collins"
"Samuel Ball - Alex Carlson"
"Renee Olstead - Becky Olstead"
"[during her first appearance as a spirit] Is that a ring? Have you ever heard of a coaster? Or a trash can, for that matter?"
"Oh, I get it. You were dumped. Probably for some guy who doesn't have a couch fused to his ass."
"Opium addicts are more alert than you, David."
"[referring to Katrina] I mean, I guess she's sexy if you're into that whole tall, big boobs, long legs, model-y sort of thing. I guess if you wanna be that guy."
"Oh, my God. Maybe I was a slut. A lonely, home-wrecking slut."
"[after remembering she's a doctor] I may have been a lonely, home-wrecking whore, but I saved lives!"
"If you could ever really touch me.... I think I might wake up from all this."
"Okay, I was wasted. But I still shouldn't be seeing some little blonde control freak running around my apartment."
"Go away! You don't exist!"
"Look, there are five other units here and not one person even remembers what you look like. Talk about being disconnected."
"You're like an A.M. radio that someone shoved into my head and I can't turn off!"
"Uh, I don't think your sister's a very spiritual person."
"I'm just… I just wanted you to have your garden."
"God gave us alcohol as a social lubricant. Make men brave, make women loose."
"Look around you, see this? This is the world, join it! Stop swimming around in your own mind. That is a dangerous neighborhood that you should not go into alone."
"Did your imaginary friend come out to play?"
"Oh God, David, the felonies just keep piling up!"
"UFOlogy. It's not even a real science."
"Can't you feel that, man? There's, like, this cancer-causing ray of spirit hate searing right towards your body."
"I agree with her, dude. She's not dead."
"Do you have a diet anything, I'm like, 99.9% parched, here. I could really use a cola."
"A word to the wise, girl. Show some respect for the dead."
"Whoa, major red aura! Somebody's embarrassed."
"Righteous. [multiple times]"
"Kinda like a cat lady, but without any cats. Right?"
"It's like every time I meet a cute guy — lesbian."
"I'd be on the phone and I'd be like, "Hello, Osama? Communism is so over. Like, give your people toilet paper!""
"If I had to choose, if I had to choose, wow, I guess I'd have to go out with a midget."
"Do you wanna take some kind of medication first? It's cool if you do."
"This is so retro...But I've got a window I can't get open..."
"Who put SpongeBob in the pasta?!"
"[while wielding a meat cleaver] I will chop you! I swear, I will chop you!"
"Dr. Walsh: Unlike some others, you spend more time being concerned with what's best for the patient than kissing my ass. A risky move, but I like it."
"Dry cleaner: I think of her, I think of...sadness. Loneliness."
"Brett: We sometimes find it's best to just ask God's forgiveness and not prolong the inevitable."
"Fran: It would have been so awful if she'd gone through her whole life not knowing what it was all about."
"It's a wonderful afterlife."
"Love will bring you back."
"Reese Witherspoon - Elizabeth Masterson"
"Mark Ruffalo - David Abbot"
"Jon Heder - Darryl"
"Donal Logue - Jack Houriskey"
"Dina Waters - Abby Brody"
"Ivana Milicevic - Katrina"
"Rosalind Chao - Dr. Fran Lo"
"Ben Shenkman - Dr. Brett Rushton"
"Ron Canada - Dr. Walsh"
"Caroline Aaron - Grace the realtor"
"Shulie Cowen - Nurse Jenny"
"Gabrielle Made - Nurse Maria"
"Frances: In this house we have chocolate cake for breakfast, and never bother with silly little things like bedtimes, or brushing our teeth."
"Sally: This is only temporary, so don't get comfortable. There will be no chocolate for breakfast, homework will be done after dinner, teeth and hair brushed before bed. (To her aunts) And, as for you two, my children will never do magic. Ever."
"Jimmy: I'm feeling very into sisters right now."
"There's a little witch in every woman."
"For two sisters from a family of witches, falling in love is the trickiest spell of all."
"Sandra Bullock — Sally Owens"
"Nicole Kidman — Gillian Owens"
"Stockard Channing — Aunt Frances"
"Dianne Wiest — Aunt Jet"
"Goran Visnjic — Jimmy Angelov"
"Aidan Quinn — Gary Hallett"
"Camilla Belle — Young Sally"
"Lora Anne Criswell — Young Gillian"
"How dare you say 'penis' to a dead person."
"[On finding her soul inside Roger Cobb's body] I don't believe this. I can't even die right."
"You are rude, crude, and thoroughly unattractive."
"[To his girlfriend] You bought me a gravestone for my thirty-eighth birthday?!"
"[To his dog] Don't look at me like that. I'm not going in there as a messenger boy; I'm a trained legal advisor. No more being looked down on by people who think they're better than I am because they're rich. From now on, I'm gonna be respected... by people who think they're better than I am because they're rich."
"Is everyone here bananas?"
"[After Edwina has called him a 'peasant'] Look, lady. Just because my grandfather didn't rape the environment and exploit the workers doesn't make me a peasant. And it's not that he didn't want to rape the environment and exploit the workers; I'm sure he did. It's just that as a barber, he didn't have that much opportunity."
"[To Edwina] You're like an energy vampire. You suck the life out of people and take the fun out of being a lawyer."
"[Regarding the empty church at Edwina's memorial] You really know how to pack them in."
"The comedy that proves that one's a crowd."
"They say that behind every great man there's a woman. But in this case it's ridiculous."
"Steve Martin - Roger Cobb"
"Lily Tomlin - Edwina Cutwater"
"Victoria Tennant - Terry Hoskins"
"Madolyn Smith Osborne - Peggy Schuyler"
"Richard Libertini - Prahka Lasa"
"Dana Elcar - Burton Schuyler"
"Jason Bernard - Tyrone Wattell"
"Selma Diamond - Margo"
"Eric Christmas - Fred Hoskins"
"Gailard Sartain - Fulton Norris"
"Neva Patterson - Gretchen"
"Mother, there's got to be a better way. Please, gods. Please help me find it."
"[introducing herself] My name is Ema Hesire, but you can call me Emmy."
"[to Jonathan, coming to life] When you were making me, didn't you feel a certain inspiration? Almost like your hands were moved by force not of this world? You made this body so that I could come to life!"
"Tonight, we're gonna do something special, something that this store has never seen before!"
"You've got good hands. I liked the way they felt when you were putting me together."
"[looking at a stereo system playing] Where do they hide all the musicians?"
"[to his boss] I'm fired, pick up my paycheck on the way out, never come back..."
"[seeing Mannequin Emmy in a store window] It's you! I wanted to take you home, but they wouldn't let me. You know you're the first thing I've created in a really long time that made me feel like an artist."
"I must be losing my mind. I guess all artists fall in love with their work, but you just seem so special."
"[on the phone] Mom, lemme ask you, did I ever do anything really strange as a child? Is there any history of insanity in the family?"
"Why don't we stick to good old-fashioned hand tools for the time being, okay?"
"I'm not the same guy I used to be. I finally found a place where I belong."
"[introducing himself] Hollywood. Hollywood Montrose. Ooh! Doesn't it just sing!"
"[to Jonathan] At least, she'll never tell you that your hips are too fat."
"Diets don't work! It's those jelly doughnuts. They call to me in the middle of the night: "Hollywood! Hollywood! Come and get me, Hollywood!" I can't stay away from them. It's like you and women's dressing rooms."
"Rumor Control has it that the board wants to fire your little behind. You let me in there at those so-and-sos. I'll straighten them out, tout de suite. How can they think of firing you?"
"It's obvious to this country girl that you're an A-number one creative freak. Imagine pretending you're a stock boy when you're a major artiste. I am so jealous."
"You know I would never bother you when you're getting a piece of wood, but this is muy importante. Your Hollywood needs help. I need your creative muse."
"[to Jonathan] Please. Listen, I pride myself on being able to size up a job applicant and see just what kind of executive potential he has. I have just the job for you."
"[at the board room] We would all love to know what possessed Switcher to create such a window display. Did you see those crowds gaping on the sidewalks? It's an embarrassment!"
"What arrogance! That worm of a stock boy has created an affront to the dignity of this store. I'll have it taken down immediately and make sure that lunatic never works in this town again."
"Well, you must lead a charmed life. It was all I could do to save your skin in there. No thanks are necessary, Switcher!"
"[to Felix] You people that work at night scare me."
"[to himself] I've put my future in the hands of a vegetable."
"Claire Timkin: Mr. Richards, this store has never been more successful, and it's all due to Jonathan Switcher. I don't care if he puts a rubber glove on his head and runs naked around the store screaming: "Hi, I'm a squid!""
"Roxie Shield: [notices Jonathan with Emmy, suddenly surprised] Jonathan, you're riding around town with a mannequin on the back of your motorcycle! What is wrong with this picture?!"
"Captain Felix Maxwell: [after Emmy, as a mannequin, has flipped off him and Mr. Richards] Enough of this surveillance crap! Captain Felix Maxwell takes this from no mannequin!"
"Jonathan Switcher loved talking to his work, but he never expected it to talk back. Now his life's heading in a different direction."
"Sometimes life is strange and wonderful... he's strange and she's wonderful. She may be a mannequin, but he's no dummy."
"Just because Jonathan Switcher has fallen in love with a piece of wood, it doesn't make him a dummy."
"Some guys have all the luck!"
"When she comes to life, anything can happen!"
"You talk to me like a woman, you think like a woman. Nick, come on, admit it. You're totally and completely gay!"
"You know what's the difference between a wife and a job? After fifteen years, a job still sucks."
"[Imitating Sean Connery from The Hunt for Red October ] "Adver-sary?" Surely, you mean "adversary", old boy?"
"There's way too much estrogen on TV these days."
"[Examining the contents of the box that Darcy gave to find inspiration] "Nobody panic, this is supposed to be fun." Alright, I can do this, I'm a professional. [Reaches into the box and pulls out..] Lipstick, alright. Lipstick on a guy's collar? No, women will hate that. Lipstick on a guy's collar that won't rub off. No, that's much worse. Okay, I need to start thinking like a broad. [Closes his eyes] Alright, I'm a broad. I see lipstick...[Sniffs the lipstick] on a dark-haired Tahitian beauty standing under a waterfall, wearing nothing but a thong, and water cascading down her back- [His eyes shoot open] I'm a lesbian!"
"[Drunkedly singing along with the song Bitch ] I'm a bitch, I'm a mother, I'm a brother, it's confusing, as I volumize my hair, and I am not aware..."
"[After going through a painful attempt to wax his leg hair] Women are insane. Who would do that more than once? ...Why would they do the other leg?"
"Why do guys like to do it in front of a mirror? Because "objects appear larger than they actually are"."
"You know that whole deal about "penis envy"? Not true. No. Half of women don't even like it. You know who has penis envy? We do. That's why we cheat and we lie, because we're all obsessed with our own equipment!"
"[presenting the Nike ad to their executives, providing the narration for the ad, with Darcy and Wanamaker observing] You don't stand in front of a mirror before a run and wonder what the road will think of your outfit. You don't have to listen to its jokes and pretend that they're funny in order to run on it. It would not be easier to run if you dressed sexier. The road doesn't notice if you're not wearing lipstick, does not care how old you are. You do not feel uncomfortable because you make more money than the road. And you can call on the road whenever you feel like it, whether it's been a day or even a couple of hours since your last date. The only thing the road cares about...is that you pay it a visit once in a while. Nike: No games, just sports."
"I don't want that to be it. I don't want that to be it at all."
"Then don't let a little thing like me firing you stand in your way."
"What kind of knight in shining armor would I be if the man I love needs rescuing and I just let him walk out my door?"
"[Thinking] I'm flirting, what is wrong with me? [turns around and looks away, then back at him, but...] Oh, God, I just looked at his penis! I just hope he didn't see me... [Nick ruffles his pants; Darcy covers her eyes with her hands as Nick laughs] Oh shit, I just looked at it again! Stop it!"
"My dad? He's always been...like an uncle to me. Yeah, Uncle Dad."
"I think this is the one! '[thinking] I can't believe this it what I'll be wearing the last night I'm a virgin! ...Or should I say, what I'll be taking off?'"
"Mel Gibson as Nick Marshall"
"Helen Hunt as Darcy McGuire"
"Marisa Tomei as Lola"
"Alan Alda as Dan Wanamaker"
"Ashley Johnson as Alexandra 'Alex' Marshall"
"Mark Feuerstein as Morgan Farwell"
"Lauren Holly as Gigi"
"Delta Burke as Eve"
"Valerie Perrine as Margo"
"Judy Greer as Erin"
"Sarah Paulson as Annie"
"Ana Gasteyer as Sue Cranston"
"Diana-Maria Riva as Stella"
"[depressed and intoxicated] Do I expect too much out of life? [...] I don't ask that much, do I? I mean, I don't ask to be famous, rich, or play center field for the New York Yankees, or anything. I just want to meet a woman. I want to meet a woman. And I wanna fall in love, and I want to get married, and I wanna have a kid, and I wanna go see him play a tooth in the school play. It's not much. But I'm kidding myself. This is never going to happen. I'm gonna grow old, and I'm... grow lonely, and I'm gonna die. And I'll be surrounded by a bunch of rotten fruit."
"It just so happens I come from a very long line of married people."
"[while standing naked in a tank with wires trailing from his body] I am not a fish! How many times do I have to tell you people that? Now, will you just let me outta here? Please? Huh? People?"
"I suppose you're just some harmless beachcomber who happens to wear a tuxedo! How dare you try and horn in on someone else's research!"
"I was right. Behold, the mermaid!"
"I'm a really nice guy. If I had friends you could ask them."
"Freddie: [excitedly waves an issue of Penthouse magazine] They published my letter. Here it is, "A lesbian no more". They published my letter."
"Stan: Welcome to the Statue of Liberty. The statue is a gift from French citizens that has come to symbolize hope for naked women everywhere."
"Two days ago, this girl showed up naked at the Statue of Liberty. For Allen Bauer, it was love at first sight. Now, everyone is chasing her... trying to prove she's a mermaid. From the first laugh, you'll be hooked."
"Allen Bauer thought he'd never find the right woman... He was only half wrong!"
"She was the woman of Allen's dreams. She had large dark eyes, a beautiful smile, and a great pair of fins."
"Tom Hanks - Allen Bauer"
"Daryl Hannah - Madison"
"Eugene Levy - Dr. Walter Kornbluth"
"John Candy - Freddie Bauer"
"Dody Goodman - Mrs. Stimler"
"Richard B. Shull - Dr. Ross"
"Shecky Greene - Mr. Buyrite"
"Bobby Di Cicco - Jerry"
"Howard Morris - Dr. Zidell"
"Are you suggesting that there exists a law compelling gentlemen to lay hold of canine bowel movements?"
"I'm accustomed to stand when a woman leaves the table."
"I warn you, scoundrel, I was trained to ride at the King's Academy, and schooled in weaponry by the Palace Guard; you stand no chance. When you run, I shall ride, and when you stop, the steel of this strap shall be lodged in your brain!"
"[to JJ] By the way, there is no "Andre" in Boheme; it's Rodolfo. And though it takes place in France, it is rarely played in French as it is written in Italian. Goodnight, Kate."
"I haven't been your girlfriend for a whole month now. You can tell me the truth."
"You know something? Nobody gives a rat's ass that you have to push the toast down twice! You know why? Because EVERYBODY pushes their toast down twice!"
"Theoretically, if you go to the past in the future, then your future lies in the past. This is a picture of you in the future - in the past."
"All this time I thought that I had "pretzeled" fate, and it had to be untwisted, but what I never considered is that the whole thing is a pretzel. A beautiful 4D pretzel of kismetic inevitability."
"I don't want him ready. I want him resplendent!"
"Meg Ryan - Kate McKay"
"Hugh Jackman - Leopold"
"Liev Schreiber - Stuart Besser"
"Breckin Meyer - Charlie McKay"
"Natasha Lyonne - Darci"
"Bradley Whitford - J.J."
"Paxton Whitehead - Uncle Millard"
"Spalding Gray - Dr. Geisler"
"Phillip Bosco - Otis"
"Andrew Jack - John A. Roebling"
"I have had a most rare vision. I have had a dream. Past the wit of man to say what dream it was. Man is but an ass if he go about to expound this dream. Methought I was... There's no man can tell what. Methought I was... Methought I had... Man is but a patched fool is he will offer to say what I had."
"Come, my lord, and in our flight. Tell me how it came this night. That I sleeping here was found. With these mortals on the ground."
"Up and down, up and down, I will lead them up and down. I am feared in field and town. Goblin lead them up and down."
"[last lines] If we shadows have offended, Think but this, and all is mended, That you have but slumber'd here. While these visions did appear. And this weak and idle theme, No more yielding but a dream, Gentles, do not reprehend: If you pardon we will mend. Else the Puck a liar call. Give me your hands, if we be friends, And Robin shall restore amends."
"[repeated line] Oh, spite. Oh, hell."
"I am your spaniel. And Demetrius, the more you beat me, I will fawn on you. Use me - but as your spaniel. Spurn me, strike me, neglect me, lose me, but give me leave, unworthy as I am, to follow you."
"The course of true love never did run smooth."
"Merry and tragical? Tedious and brief? That is hot ice and wondrous strange snow."
"No epilogue, I pray you, for your play needs no excuse. Never excuse, for when the players are all dead, there need none to be blamed."
"Hold on to Your Heart. Cupid is Armed and Dangerous."
"Love makes fools of us all."
"Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind."
"Get to the Bottom of Love."
"Kevin Kline - Nick Bottom"
"Michelle Pfeiffer - Titania"
"Rupert Everett - Oberon"
"Stanley Tucci - Puck"
"Calista Flockhart - Helena"
"Anna Friel - Hermia"
"Christian Bale - Demetrius"
"Dominic West - Lysander"
"David Strathairn - Theseus"
"Sophie Marceau - Hippolyta"
"Roger Rees - Peter Quince"
"Max Wright - Robin Starveling"
"Gregory Jbara - Snug"
"Bill Irwin - Tom Snout"
"Sam Rockwell - Francis Flute"
"Bernard Hill - Egeus"
"John Sessions - Philostrate"
"[sarcastically] Wow, Linus, your skills are... weak."
"HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL!!!"
"I can't believe I'm finally getting to ditch this place and go to Planet Drool! How are we getting there?"
"I see a--a giant, chocolate chunk marshmallow cookie, with lots of warm milk."
"If we freeze time with the Crystal Heart, we'll be able to make it to the Dream Lair and save the planet."
"My book of dreams. That's why everything's so messed up. He's changing it."
"[to Tobor] I wanted all of my dreams to come true. But I only dreamt for myself. I wanted to escape my real world when the world needed my help to make it a better place. Selfish dreams shouldn't come true."
"[as Sharkboy runs faster to the volcano, carrying Lavagirl's corpse] I know who you are, Lavagirl. You are not fire, or a simple flame. You are greater than that. Something more important, and so necessary. It is why you must live. You are not destruction. [Sharkboy dumps Lavagirl's body into the volcano] You are not evil. [Lavagirl is resurrected as the volcano erupts] (Lavagirl: [to Sharkboy] Stand back.) You are… light."
"[confronting Minus] I've become what you feared most… Minus."
"The following story is true. It might have started as a dream, but as we saw yesterday, when we make our dreams a reality, reality becomes a dream. Sharkboy lives his dream as King of the Ocean. Where he cares for all its creatures. He searches for his father's submarine, where there is no light, except in one place where light shines almost as bright as the sun. It's where Lavagirl lives her dream as queen of Earth's volcanoes that boil at the bottom of the sea. A force of life for all living things. Sharkboy and Lavagirl don't visit me anymore. But I can visit them in my dreams. So dream a better dream, then work to make it real."
"[angrily; to Max, about the ocean being froze over] Why'd you do it, Max? Why'd you freeze the ocean?"
"I think you broke my fin."
"[angrily] Just one punch. He'll be out like a light."
"[to Tobor] Am I king of the ocean, or what? (Tobor: No. Sorry.)"
"[Max had just imagined a banana split boat in the land of milk and cookies] A banana split?! Still hungry, Max? How 'bout a knuckle sandwich?"
"Sugar will give you nightmares."
"[covering Max's mouth, preventing him from waking up Lavagirl; quietly] If you wake her up, she'll reheat."
"LAVAGIRL, THEY'RE BEHIND YOU!"
"That's terrific, LG."
"Just let her cool down. She's blowing off steam."
"[enraged] I'll rip his circuits to shreds!"
"Can't... fight... [roaring] MY INSTINCTS!!!"
"I’m looking for Max."
"We need your help, Max. Come with us."
"Everything that is, or was, began with a dream."
"Ew! Stick to rotten fish, please."
"I'm fire. She's ice. We must be enemies."
"[angrily lashing out at Max after accidentally burning his Dream Journal] WHY DID YOU MAKE ME OUT OF LAVA?! WHY, MAX?!"
"I know I can be good. I can feel it. But everything I touch, I destroy. Why did you make me like that? I have more potential. (Max: I'm sure you do.) And why did you make us a team? We're nothing alike. When I'm near water, I fizzle out. When he's near heat, he shrivels. We're not compatible. [While she rants, her hair starts flaming up] (Max: Your...hair's on fire.) Yeah. It does that. [Sharkboy fires water at her hair, putting out the flames] Thanks, Sharky. Maybe I really am evil. So far, everything else you dreamed has been correct. Maybe I just need to learn to accept it."
"What I can't believe is...you dreamt me as a big round bad guy! I'm not bad!"
"[after Mr. Electric is destroyed] He's... unplugged!"
"You made me a great teacher today. [Max: How did I do that?] A great teacher learns as much from his students as they do from him. You have...awakened me. [pats Max on the shoulder] Thank you, Max."
"For every person who dreams up the electric light bulb, there's the one who dreams up the atom bomb."
"Linus: Hand over the book, or you'll visit the dream world."
"Mr. Electric: "Watt's" up?"
"Tobor: [repeated line] Yes?"
"Cayden Boyd as Max"
"Taylor Lautner as Sharkboy"
"Taylor Dooley as Lavagirl"
"George Lopez as Mr. Electricidad/Mr. Electric, Tobor, and Ice Guardian"
"David Arquette as Max's father"
"Kristin Davis as Max's mother"
"Jacob Davich as Linus/Minus"
"Sasha Pieterse as Marissa Electricidad/Ice Princess"
"Robert Rodriguez as a shark (uncredited)"
"Rico Torres as Sharkboy's father"
"Marc Musso as Kid #1"
"Shane Graham as Kid #2"
"I can see we have to take this slowly. Mer... maid. Mermaid. Fabled marine creature, half-woman, half-fish, best known for sitting on rocks, staring into mirrors, and obsessively combing our long, beautiful hair. Blah, blah, blah."
"When you help a mermaid, you get a wish."
"He still chooses her over me? She's a FISH!"
"Give me your car keys... now!"
"Lucky Mr. Peabody...Everybody thought he was DREAMING!"
"Playing opposite William Powell and looking into those wonderful blue eyes of his, it was completely believable. I got to be quite the fish, I must say. Of course, it was good exercise and there was no gaining weight on that movie."
"William Powell — Mr. Arthur Peabody"
"Ann Blyth — Mermaid"
"Irene Hervey — Mrs. Polly Peabody"
"Andrea King — Cathy Livingston"
"Clinton Sundberg — Mike Fitzgerald"
"Love isn't just one happy moment, right? It's a million. And it's bickering in the car, and supporting someone when they need it, and it's growing together, and looking after each other."
"Well, yeah. Maybe the beauty in life is that... Is that things end. You know? Maybe that's what... this is all for."
"Knowing you're happy makes me happy. But it only works if you're happy."
"The rare high-concept commercial movie with wit, heart and no franchise potential."
"I figured if I was gonna do a romantic comedy, you might as well do it in the afterlife and play a 90-year-old woman."
"Miles Teller — Larry Cutler"
"Elizabeth Olsen — Joan Cutler"
"Callum Turner — Luke"
"John Early — Ryan"
"Olga Merediz — Karen"
"Da'Vine Joy Randolph — Anna"