American adult animated comedy films

"My soul is tormented! I've been up and down the four corners of this big old world! I've seen it all! I've done it all! I've fought many a good man, and laid many a good woman! I've had riches and fame and adventure...I've tasted life to the fullest, and still my soul cries out, yes, cries out in this hungry, tortured, wrecked quest: 'More!'"

"Hey, hey, hey, Look at this big f***ing gun! [shoots the toilet] I killed the john! I killed the john!"

"Mother of God, I'm a f***ing fugitive!"

"[Arriving back at his dorm room, where his roomates ignore him] Hello men... everybody all busy studyin' for the goddamn exams and all? Hey Fuzz, how'd it go with that Dee Dee chick, huh? She's got some bod' you have to admit, heh... ol' Charlene isn't bad either though right?... like, wow. Heinz! You swine, ol' buddy pig, ya groove behind Alvina and get some kicks tonight, huh? [laughs][Scene fades into black]. Bastards... you'd think the goddamn exams were the be-all and, end-all of existence... the cosmic life-force or somethin'. Y'd think they were the frickin' fugitives. Can't even get in a few decent words to a guy... bastards... What a bore they just sit there and take bennies an' stay up all night with their face stuck in a bunch of books an' their thumb up their ass. Oh Yes, yes I remember when the time when it was all very inspiring and enlightening... all this history and literature and sociology sh*t... You think learning is a really big thing an' you become this big f***in' intellectual and sit around tryin' ta out-intellectual all the other big f***in' intellectuals... you spend years and years with your nose buried in these goddamn tomes. While the world is passin' you by... and all the stuff to see and all th' kicks an' girls are all out there... an' ME, a writer an' a poet who should be havin' adventures an' experiencing all the diversities and paradoxes and ironies of life! And passin' over all the roads of the world! An' diggin' all the cities and towns and rives... and the oceans... and making all of them chicks... [Imagines naked woman] As a writer and poet it is my duty to get out there and dig the world... to swing with the whole friggin' scene while there's still time! [Grabs paper] My farting around days are over baby! From this day on I shall live every day as if it was my last! Yeah! Yeah! I must do it! No more the dreary boring classes, the dismal lectures, the sitting around bullsh*tting with pretentious fat-ass hippies, no more the books, the spoutings of a bunch of old farts who think they know the whole goddamn score! [Gathers all the papers into a big pile] Ha Ha! Heh Heh. Heh.[Breathes fire] Oh my God! What have I done? Oh...man. [We see the roof of Fritz's dorm on fire] I've set all my notes and books and stuff on fire an' uh, now I can't study for my exams...An' I'll flunk out an' my folks'll be pissed off as hell... I-I'll get a blanket... the blanket's on fire. Man we'd better call the fire department."

"[yelling at various cops as they chase after him] WE SHALL OVERCOME!"

"The love you give is equal to the love you get."

"I've been up and down the four corners of this big old world. I've seen it all and I've done it all. I've fought many a good man, and I've laid many a good woman and if there's one thing I've learned it's.. it's... it's you get over here and you get down there like that an then you blondie... [Fritz starts dragging all three girls to the bed and jump and the and removed their clothes and Fritz removed the bandages Having sexual pleasure with the girls]"

"Narrator: Hey, yeah - the 1960s? Happy times, Heavy times."

"Winston #1: Why does a great actor like James Earl Jones always have to play black men?"

"Crow: [effeminate] I ain't no jive-ass black nigga, honey. Who do you think I am, Geraldine?"

"Aardvark: Ever mated with an aardvark? It's a rare opportunity, you know. We're scarce."

"Aardvark: I'm a failure as a pot smoker."

"Pig Cop #1: Now, you have the deeper voice so on three, you yell "Open the f***ing door". Now, say the word "f***ing" because you got—that makes you sound tough."

"Ralph: [in a Synagogue; referring to the Rabbis] They all got long hair. They all got long clothes. Must be a hippie church!"

"Newscaster: We interrupt the Israel-Arab war for this special announcement! The President, after conferring with Israel Prime Minister Golda Meir, has agreed to send more arms to Israel - based on the return of New York city and Los Angeles to the United States."

"Pig Cop #1: [in a Synagogue] You're not supposed to dance, Ralph, 'cause you're not Jewish!"

"Duke: You think being a crow is a big motherf***ing ball? All you cats the same, man! You don't know where it is, and you don't have somebody to tell you where it is. You have to be where it is to find out what's happening!"

"Ralph: [attempting to keep a group of crows from tearing him and the other pig cop to pieces] Would you like to see a picture of my kids?"

"Lizard Leader: I think I'm gonna ride that goddamn whore!"

"Officer: [last lines] Eh, poor cat. He was a - he was a kind a tough kid at that, wudden he?"

"He's X-Rated and Animated!"

"We're not rated X for nothin', baby!"

"SEE! The man eat crow! SEE! The Air Force bomb the ghetto! SEE! Fritz bite off more than he can chew! SEE! Hundreds of dirty animals!"

"Skip Hinnant - Fritz the Cat (voice)"

"Rosetta LeNoire - (voice)"

"John McCurry - (voice)"

"Phil Seuling - (voice)"

"Judy Engles - (voice, uncredited)"

"[first lines] What makes you happy? What makes you happy? Where do you go? Where do you go? Where do you hide? Where do you hide? Who do you see? Who do you see? Who do you trust? Who do you trust? Who do you screw? Who do you screw? What kills the pain? What kills the pain? Game up, game win. Bug around, set it straight. Transaction. Play it hard, hurts so bad. Gotta win. Everyone loses. Everything loses. Gotta win big. Sick and tired of losing. Where does it all go? Where does it all go? Where does it lead us? Where does it lead us? Tilt City, Pinball Alley. Blinkin' lights shot to Hell, fuck it all!"

"[after accidentally knocking Rosalyn off the roof] She had it coming."

"Mick Jagger I'm not!"

"Rosalyn Schecter: What do you think of my tits, Michael?"

"Bongo: Sonofabitch... this broad's got a hard-on!"

"The amorous life and misadventures of a virginal young pinball player...his Chicks...his Chums and a host of assorted weirdos in all colors."

"Heavy Entertainment!"

"More Spice from the makers of Fritz the Cat!"

"It's animated, but it's not a cartoon. It's funny, but it's not a comedy. It's real. It's unreal. It's heavy. Heavy Traffic."

"Hey, you know the most interesting thing about smoking is that it causes excessive perspiration, and a person has to take off all of their clothes, or they could drown to death in their own juices."

"Oh, Jesus Christ! Lucifer's a faggot!"

"My achin' swastika! I thought bein' a nazi was all "zig, zig," and "sieg heil!" This is for sh*t! I better get my ass the f*** out of here!"

"I've been up and down the four corners of this big old world, and I've seen it all, and I've done it all. I've fought many a good man and laid many a good woman. And I've had riches, fame, and adventure, too. Yes. I've stood eyeball-to-eyeball with death countless times and never, never once squinted. Oh, I've tasted life to the fullest, and still my tortured soul cries out - more! More! Oh, sh*t! Oh, oh, God, can there be any more"

"These girls know where it's at by the time they're 11."

"I've come a long way, baby!"

"Crazy Shapiro: [After learning that Vinnie is waiting for Roz.] It's Roz! It's Roz! It's Roz! It's Roz!"

"Vinnie: [After finding out that the two girls he and Crazy picked up in a bar are prostitutes.] Well, listen, Ms. Movie Star, Vinnie doesn't pay for it. OK? Vinnie NEVER pays for it."

"Eva: [Watching Vinnie and Crazy fight each other.] Here I am right in the middle of it - defiant youth in action!"

"Old Vinnie: [Imagines walking out the door after meeting up with Roz in the present time.] If there was one thing we learned back then that's still true now, it's that if you turn a woman upside down, they all look alike. So why bother?"

"An expression in animation for the adult imagination."

"Ralph Bakshi, creator of "Fritz the Cat," "Heavy Traffic" and "Wizards", brings you the outrageous '50s the way they really were."

"[Referring to Christmas/Hanukkah holidays] It ain't a better time of year. You got no school, you can eat like a pig, and people give you stuff. Kind of makes you feel all tingly inside, doesn't it? But you know what? There are some buffoons out there who actually can't stand the holiday season. And seeing other people enjoy the festivities... gets them even more disgusted. In fact, the head honcho of holiday humbug... lives right here in little old dukesberry. His name's Davey Stone. That fool's in the China dragon... coming up with his own way of feeling tingly all over. At one time, Davey was a super student, super athlete... super sweet, super kid and the apple of his parents' eye. Now, he's just a 33-year-old, crazy Jewish guy... who lives for making this town as miserable as he is... especially on the first night of Hanukkah. How'd he end up this way? Let's save that for later... because right now, Davey's about to get himself into some serious trouble."

"[To Whitey after toppling the port-a-pottie with him in it down a hill] Smell ya later, poopsicle."

"[To Whitey, after his trailer has been destroyed] I should stick you on a twig and roast you!"

"[Davey comes over to see a disgusting sight: Whitey’s butt cheeks are covered with white, furry hair as Whitey puts a jock strap on] Ugh! Jeezum crow! Did I just see two Persian cats on your ass? I think I’m gonna [sustains a burp] BA...RF...!"

"JENNIFER! JENNIFER! What's the matter with the way I live my life?! Huh, Jennifer?! Where are you?! At home, reading your baby boy a bedtime story, while he sucks his thumb and goes pee-pee on his blanket?! AW, HORSESHIT!"

"[Opens a flask in before courtroom judge] Your honor, I still got a pretty good jump shot. Let me show you. [He takes a drink of whiskey, and then jumps very quickly, and not very far, then court spectators all disapprovingly shake their heads] I’d hit a three-pointer, except I’d have to drop my pants and pop a thumb up my boo-boo."

"[Referring to obese boy on basketball court] Foul on this kid, for eating everything in sight. Jelly-jugs, the next time you come onto my court, you better wear a bra, okay?"

"[To Whitey] You actually give a crap about winning a patch?"

"[To the mayor sarcastically thanking him for destroying the ice sculpture] I didn't do it for you. [Does air plank lifting gestures] I did it for the ladies. [Women walking by respond incredulously]"

"Good night, mayor! And the answer to your question is Spencer's gifts. They definitely have furry underwear!"

"Technical foul! Technical foul!"

"[To Davey who rejects living with Whitey after his trailer is ablaze] What other options do you got, Rockefeller?!"

"[In a seizure at the end of the film] This is the happiest seizure of my life."

"[When Davey obnoxiously burps in his face] Your horn works, try the lights!"

"[Thinks Davey is holding their house up] Mister, if you're gonna kill us, will you take off your wet shoes? You're soaking the carpet."

"[When recognition ceremony banquet guests recount abusing Whitey] How could you all be so mean to Whitey? Sound to me like you are all on crack!"

"[To obese boy trying on a bra] Aren't you a boy? [Obese boy runs out sobbing]"

"It's naughty. It's nice. It's animated."

"The Ultimate Battle Between Naughty And Nice."

"Adam Sandler - Davey Stone/Whitey Duvall/Eleanore Duvall"

"Jackie Titone (Alison Krauss, singing) - Jennifer Friedman"

"Austin Scout - Benjamin Friedman"

"Allen Covert - Old lady / Bus driver / Mayor's wife"

"Rob Schneider - Narrator / Mr. Chang"

"Kevin Nealon - Mayor Dewey"

"Norm Crosby - Judge"

"Jon Lovitz - Tom Baltezor"

"Richard Page (singing) - Davey's dad"

"Ann Wilson (singing) - Davey's mom"

"Dylan and Cole Sprouse - KB Toys soldiers"

"Tyra Banks - Victoria's Secret gown"

"Blake Clark - RadioShack walkie-talkie"

"Peter Dante - Foot Locker guy"

"Ellen Albertini Dow - See's Candies box"

"Kevin Farley - Panda Express panda"

"Lari Friedman - The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf Cup"

"Tom Kenny - The Sharper Image chair"

"Carl Weathers - GNC bottle"

"When will young people learn that playing "Dungeons and Dragons" doesn't make you cool!"

"[after arriving in Cornwood] Where the hell are we? Hell?"

"[Climbing through chicken hatch] This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the chickens."

"Have you seen Bender? He's gone crazy! [Holding a carton] Also, smell this milk."

"All right, I may be weak and I may be small, but I don't see how I can possibly destroy that monster."

"There’s so many killbots behind us, I can’t count them all. Three, I think."

"That blade missed me by the skin of my pants. [A shot of Fry’s behind reveals his pants ripped.]"

"Hey that punk stole our hood ornament! Now no one will know we have the LX Package!"

"[after the ship starts again] There's gas in our ass!"

"I know not of this "Bender"! I am Titanius Anglesmith, Fancy Man of Cornwood!"

"Finally, we made it out of that godforsaken cave! So what's the fastest way home, back through the cave?"

"Methinks we be boned."

"Igner: [repeated line] We're owl exterminators."

"Leegola: Onward brave cowards!"

"George Takei: [at the Space Demolition Derby] Way to kill the franchise, Bakula!"

"Dr. Perceptron: [Bender is in a group therapy session involving being hit in the head by hammers] Now Stop! Hammertime!"

"Roberto: [Repeated line] BOOKALEEMOOKALEE!"

"Rosie the Robot Maid: Everything must be clean. Very clean. That's why the dog had to die. He was a dirty dog. Dirty. Dirty. Also that boy Elroy. Dirty. Dirty."

"The Swamp Hag: [repeated line] Get out of my swamp, you kids!"

"Titanius: Me thinks we be boned."

"Roberto: You're not made of Tuesday!"

"Professor: There's just one small problem, and it's a big one."

"Greyfarn: Fear not Titanius for we still have one hope, the Cave of Hopelessness!"

"Professor: Everybody out of the conference room! I'm calling a conference! [to all, in an adjacent room] Everybody get in here!"

"Roberto: I was built by a team of scientists, trying to create an insane robot...but it looks like they failed!"

"Scary Door Announcer: In the end, it was not guns or bombs that defeated the aliens, but that humblest of all God's creatures, the Tyrannosaurus Rex."

"Morcs: [chanting] Eat the wizard, eat the slut, eat the robot's shiny butt!"

"Greyfarn: Alas, Frydo's weakness was no match for the dices power."

"Hermaphrodite: Your friends soon face certain death, followed by a disrespectful marionette show performed with their corpses."

"I support and oppose many things, but not strongly enough to pick up a pen."

"Sweet photons. I don't know if you're waves or particles, but you go down smooth!"

"Here's your Gutenberg Bible, masters, plus the Colonel's Secret Recipe: Chicken, Grease, Salt!"

"001100010010011110100001101101110011"

"Hasta la vista, Meatbag!"

"Must obey orders. Ohhhhh. Mustn't kill friend!! Ohhhhhh! Badly want to urinate!!!!!"

"[monotone] Entering auto destruct sequence. [normal] Awww crap, I hate auto destruct sequence! [monotone] Explosion in 7, 6,-- [Fry's duplicate kicks Bender's duplicate who stumbles back into a cryotube, Fry turns the control to one million years]"

"[monotone] 5-- [normal] Hey, I'm supposed to be the one saying cool things! [Gets frozen]"

"Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender! [blows up Fry's apartment]"

"While I was hacking off the Professor's hand with an extremely dull saw, I had time to think. Who could use a doomsday device more, the scammers, or me, Bender? After several minutes of steady sawing, I had the answer. Me, Bender!"

"Hey ! I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do."

"[monotone]--4, 3, 2, [normal voice] 1, BOOM! [Nothing happens. Bender laughs] Woah! [he explodes, killing Nudar and Lars]"

"Well, we're boned!"

"[sarcastically] Oh, hooray. It's handsome Lars and his fabulous jars."

"But she needs what'll make her happy, not what'll make me happy."

"Ahh, my hair! Ahh! My larynx!"

"Without my body I'm a nobody."

"Kiss my front butt!"

"[Considering what to wear on her date with Lars] Ooh, I think I'll wear that slutty dress I've been saving for Easter!"

"Sir, you're just a little enraged because you're dying. Up and away!"

"Wait for me, Leela! I'll be there in a thousand years!"

"I'm sciencing as fast as I can!"

"I can wire anything directly into anything - I'm The Professor!"

"In his (Hermes') absence I am calling a mandatory company meeting. To the mandatorium!"

"Everyone out of the universe! Quick!"

"There, I saved the space-time continuum and 40% of your rectum."

"I'm a surgeon; when I see two body parts I sew them together and see what happens!"

"Barbados Slim: You haven't seen the last of Barbados Slim. Now goodbye forever."

"Zapp Brannigan: We fight this battle not for ourselves, but for our children, and our children's children, which is why I'm forming a children's brigade."

"Al Gore: [in the year 2012] That hundred dollars could have gotten me...one gallon of gas. [ominous music]"

"Al Gore: Finally! I get to save the Earth with deadly lasers instead of deadly slide shows."

"Well if the League of Robots isn't real, how come I had a whole sticker-book of 'em when I was younger? Answer that with your precious logic!"

"[Standing on platform in space in front of the anomaly; quietly] Bender to Crew, I have reached the Gateway to another Universe. I feel awed and strangely humbled by the momentous solemnity of this occasion... [Loudly] Hey, Other Universe! Bite my shiny metal a— [Goes to stick rear end through anomaly into Other Universe but it explodes on contact, sending Bender and spaceship hurtling through space.]"

"I brought you a cabbage to snack on. Humans like cabbages, right?"

"Weren't you already pope of somethin'?"

"If robots can't go to heaven, heaven can come to us!"

"Bender knows love, and love doesn't share itself with the world. Love is suspicious, love is needy. Love is fearful, love is greedy. My friends, there is no great love without great jealousy! I love you meatbags!"

"This isn't heaven! It just looks exactly like it and makes us immortal! Which I find suspicious."

"Oh, don't mind him. I'll turn him off."

"Professor Farnsworth: Less invasions, more equations!"

"Destructor: Did you know their hair just keeps growing and growing? MY LEG FEELS FUNNY!"

"Hedonism Bot: It seems Bender hates humans the way I hate having my nipples polished with industrial sand paper."

"Kif: Perhaps you should see the meaning of "Fonfon Ru"! It means one who doesn't sleep with my superior officer. That's the literal translation!"

"Linda: [in panic] They're coming! Those horrible, horrible things are coming! [calmly] Morbo?"

"Richard Nixon: Aroo! Those tentacles are coming to earth and there's no stopping it! King Kong's too old to save us this time!"

"Yivo: Hey, butt out. This is between me and everyone in existence."

"Zapp Brannigan: Ever since man first left his cave and met a stranger with a different language and a new way of looking at things, the human race has had a dream: to kill him, so we don't have to learn his language or his new way of looking at things."

"Stephen Hawking: [after shooting lasers out of his eyes] I didn't know I could do that."

"Amy: Oh, Kif! This is just like a movie with this happening in it!"

"Hermes: (selecting a neck protector from the Professor's supply) I'll take two. My neck is huge."

"Bite my shiny metal hat!"

"Six, seven, eight; lock the gate. One, two, three; turn the key. Thirty, fifty, ten; my dirty shifty friend?"

"Where are you? And me?"

"Stop making your point so ineffectively!"

"Leela's not just a chick, she's the chick I love. But don't tell her I called her a 'chick,' or she'll kill me."

"It's not all about money; although I would like much much more."

"[when trying to bend a brick wall] Granted, it's not on the list of approved bendables, but I'm... so... great!"

"[when dressed as a hooker as a distraction] Why hello boys [gets shot] Your eyes say no, but your machine gun fire says [gets shot more]"

"[last full line of the four-movie sequence] Into the breach meatbags...or not. Whatever."

"Say, speaking of whatever the hell you just said, I need to make a cell phone telephone call. Can I borrow your cell phone telephone?"

"Hehehe. Quit touching my junk, pervert!!!!!!"

"Hello Blue Bird, this is Mr. Fabulous, we are go for cheesing it!"

"[playing poker] Read ‘em and weep. And then tell me what they are."

"you can't open your mouth if your your tongue is out...try it...you can do it but you look like a dog...you laugh at yourself and your smiling because you know that you have been tricked"

"Bender here has identified the femdito commander as my ex-lover, Turanga Leela, whom I once made love at."

"Captaining 101: Go for the nose!"

"Same speed ahead!"

"My bloodhound-like instincts must have hunted them down while my other parts were throbbing to Duran Duran."

"Ladies, you're under arrest. Prepare to be boarded again and again."

"[seeing the Professor, Hermes and Fry dancing in the cage] Something is very wrong here. And yet, a bit right."

"My God, I must be the greatest public speaker ever. They're suckling at the teat of my every syllable-le."

"All good things must come to an end. Preferably in a humongous explosion."

"Joey Mousepad: Hey Don, ain't dat your wife, what wit ya had dat weddin' wit?"

"Hermes: OK, everybody take a shovel, and a sixth of the planet. We'll meet back here in 50 years, our bodies broken and our lives wasted."

"Clamps: The clamps! Or a clamp-like device."

"Leo Wong: [as Fry massages his feet] Ooh, that nice. Get between the toes, very dirty."

"Calculon: I'd like to thank the Academy, my agent, and most of all, my operating system, Windows Vista ['Windows' 7 for network release] for everything...[begins malfunctioning] System Error!"

"Mom: Ugh, if only I had all the money in the world...oh wait a second, I do! [cackles madly]"

"Donbot: Now, I am suspicious."

"Donbot: You see this gun? [crumbles it] That's what I'm going to do to him if he wins."

"Zoidberg: Say, what's that violet-coloured dwarf-like star-thing we're drifting towards?"

"Zoidberg: Ah, I hate to see it come to an end. [as career chip is taken out] Yee! When will it end!?"

"Scruffy: Life goes on, but I believe we'll forever carry the pain on the inside. [turns the page of his Play-Boy-Ar-Dee magazine] Mm-hmm."

"Amy: Oh no! A rooster! That indicates it’s the following morning!"

"Leela: Zoidberg, I’m very surprised at you slightly."

"Snoop Dogg: Naked ladies, Naked ladies, Naked ladies, Naked ladies."

"Richard Nixon's head: The one thing no-one suspects is that I really did stage the moon landing...on Venus! Aroo! [laughes evilly]"

"You can't do this to me! I was at Woodstock in '69! I saw 200 MOTELS! I know who I am!"

"Madder Than Daffy. Dumber Than Donald. More Existential Than Howard!"

"Any resemblance to ducks living or dead is purely coincidental."

"Wouldn't YOU Like a Good Duck Tonight?"

"An adult "Cult Classic" that's a Quack-Up!"

"Howard Kaylan — Willard / Nego Lady / Side Hack Rider"

"Mark Volman — Duck / Side Hack Rider"

"Robert Ridgely — Car Salesman / Man at Bus Stop / Negro Gentleman / Big Fag / Police Officer / Tank"

"Cynthia Adler — Lady in Car / Boss Lady / Small Dyke / Lady in Elevator"

"Walker Edminston — Bus Driver / Jail Orator / Small Fag / Prospector / Mexician Official / President / Man in Elevator"

"You've had enough of me? You've had enough of me, you piece of shit? You screwed us all for a piece of ass? And you've had enough of me? Where is she? It's the oldest law in Cool World. I've never had to enforce it. You cross that line, I'll slap you around and make you piss like a puppy."

"Noids do not have sex with doodles. Right? Noids do not have sex with doodles!!"

"You do nothing, man. This place exists with or without you. You believe me, right? I'm not one of your creations."

"Let me tell you something about over there. It hurts over there. It's lonely over there. It's a war over there. They got 8 million ways for you to die on and they're all permanent. This is real for me, this with you. If I want to stay with you, I gotta go back."

"You know, sweetheart, you look good in flesh. It's almost a shame I gotta take you back. You are going back, you know?"

"Don't you get it? They're real. When they touch someone, they feel it. When they taste something, they REALLY taste it. And when they are... With a man! Woo!"

"You want to know what it is about you that really kicks my ass, Harris?"

"Well, howdy, Nails. As you see, there have been some changes around here. [Nails: You made out with a noid, you don't know what you are! Mark my words, girlie-pie! You leave here and it is trouble for you!] I'm leaving, pencil-dick! You just try and stop me!"

"I know that movie by heart. The girl gets everything by the end of it everything she every wanted."

"Can't let the neighbors push us around can."

"I'm made of ink, but I'm no dream."

"Audiences actually wanted a wilder, raunchier Cool World. The premiere audience I saw it with certainly did."

"Cool World is such a dangerous place to be in."

"There are two different worlds: The Real World and the Wacky, Animated World. Only one of them will survive."

"Holli Would if she could ...and she will."

"Gabriel Byrne as Jack Deebs, the cartoonist seemingly responsible for the creation of Cool World."

"Brad Pitt as Detective Frank Harris, a detective for the Cool World Police Department who is bent on catching Holli. Brad Pitt also provides Frank's voice in doodle form."

"Deirdre O'Connell as Isabelle Malley"

"Frank Sinatra, Jr. as Himself"

"Michele Abrams as Jennifer Malley"

"Janni Brenn–Lowen as Agatha Rose Harris"

"Marilyn Monroe (archival footage)"

"Kim Basinger as Holli Would, a femme fatale doodle who wishes to be real in the real world. Basinger also portrays her in live action."

"Charlie Adler as Nails, an anthropomorphic spider who serves as Frank's partner. He actually has four arms and two legs."

"Joey Camen as Interrogator No. 1/Slash/Holli's Door"

"Jenine Jennings as Craps Bunny"

"Michael Lally as Sparks"

"Maurice LaMarche as Interrogator No. 2/Mash/ Dr. Vincent "Vegas Vinnie" Whiskers/Super Jack. LaMarche also makes a cameo live-action appearance sitting at a bar."

"Candi Milo as Lonette/Bob"

"Patrick Pinney as Chico the bouncer"

"Gregory Snegoff as Bash"

"Chief, this just came in. Two days ago, Express Airways had a disturbance by someone calling himself Cornholio. Guess who matches the description."

"Well, look what we have here. You two make me sick. Book 'em, Bork."

"[about to kill Beavis and Butt-head when he realized he mistook them for hitmen after he found them in the desert] Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this. Any last words before I kill you?"

"[about to kill Beavis and Butt-head when he realized he mistook them for hitmen after he found them in the desert] I'm gonna blow you both to Hell, that's what I'm gonna do!"

"10 Grand. Oh, that Cheap-Ass."

"[as his Cornholio persona] Are you threatening me? — I am Cornholio!"

"I am the great Cornholio! — I'm a gringo! — I have no bunghole."

"I am Cornholio! — You will cooperate with my bunghole! — For there is but one bunghole: the almighty bunghole."

"Hey Butt-head, this book is pretty cool. There's a naked chick, a talking snake, and this dude wears a leaf over his schlong."

"Hey, baby. I noticed you have braces. I have braces, too."

"This is the coolest thing I have ever seen."

"Hey, Beavis. Check it out. I'm jacking off."

"The sun sucks."

"Mike Judge—Beavis / Butt-head / Thomas T. "Tom" Anderson / Principal McVicker / David Van Driessen"

"Demi Moore—Dallas Grimes"

"Bruce Willis—Muddy Grimes"

"Robert Stack—ATF Agent Flemming"

"Cloris Leachman—Martha (Old Lady)"

"Richard Linklater—Tour bus driver"

"Dale Reeves—President Bill Clinton"

"Greg Kinnear—ATF Agent Bork (uncredited)"

"David Letterman and Tony Darling—Mötley Crüe roadies"

"Kristofor Brown—Man on plane / Man in confession booth / Old guy / Jim"

"Eric Bogosian—Old Faithful ranger / White House press secretary / Strategic Air Command lieutenant"

"Jacqueline Barba—Agent Hurly"

"Pamela Blair—Flight attendant / White House tour guide"

"And so Frylock is with us... in a manner of speaking... but he would never recover his smartness. That's why I have to cut up his food for him."

"It's the poodle from the prophecy!"

"Show me how to get some pythons like... Chief Wahoo McDaniel."

"Linda, I care about you. And I respect you. So where, uh, where am I gonna do ya?"

"as , , Ignignokt, Video Game Voice"

"as Err, Cybernetic Ghost, Satan"

"as Oglethorpe"

"as Dr. Weird, Steve"

"Bruce Campbell as Chicken Bittle"

"Neil Peart as Neil"

"as Walter Melon"

"as MC Pee Pants"

"as Time Lincoln"

"as Space Ghost"

"as Plantation Owner"

"Tina Fey as Burrito"

"as CIA Agent 1"

"as CIA Agent 2"

"as Rob Goldstein"

"Mastodon (uncredited) as Interrupting Snack Band"

"Sometimes there's no lesson. That's a lesson in itself."

"What is to be human? What is it to ache? What is it to be.. alive? Each person you speak to has had a day. Some of the days have been good, some bad. Each person you speak to has had a childhood. Each has a body. Each body has aches. Look for what is special about each individual. Focus on that. Remember there is someone out there for everyone. Our time is limited, we forget that. Death comes, that’s it. Soon it’s as if we never existed. So, remember to smile."

"Always remember the customer is an individual. Just like you. Each person you speak to has had a day. Some of the days have been good, some bad, but they've all had one. Each person you speak to has had a childhood. Each has a body. Each body has aches. What is it to be human? What is it to ache? What is it to be alive? [scoffs.] I don't know. What is it to ache? I don't know. What is it to be alive? I don't know... Uh, yes. "How do I talk to a customer?" How do I talk to a customer? These are the important questions for a customer service representative. What do I say? Do I smile while I'm on the phone? Well, they can tell, if you're smiling, even if they can't see you. Did you know that? Try it as an experiment on the phone with a friend. Try it. Go ahead. Watch. [turns around.] I'm lost. [chuckles and turns back around.] See I was smiling when I said that? I've lost my love. She's an unmoored ship and she's drifting off to sea. I have no one to talk to. I have no one to talk to. I have no one to talk to. I'm sorry. I don't mean to burden you with that, I just don't know what else to do because I have no one to talk to... Be friendly to the customer. Think of the customer as a friend... [sighs.]"

"I think there's something very very wrong with me..."

"David Thewlis - Michael Stone"

"Jennifer Jason Leigh - Lisa Hesselman"

"Tom Noonan - Everyone Else"

"Get Your Fill!"

"Your Food is Revolting."

"Watch what you eat."

"A hero will rise. (Frank tagline)"

"He's a real douche (Douche tagline)"

"Always use condiments (Honey Mustard tagline)"

"She's got buns, son (Brenda tagline)"

"Mazel Tov! (Barry tagline)"

"Check out his "O" face (Sammy Bagel tagline)"

"Wrap that ass (Kareem Abdul Lavash)"

"She's down with beef or fish (Teresa Del Taco tagline)"

"Baked and fried (Druggie tagline)"

"Jerkin' and clerkin' (Darren tagline)"

"Macerated and educated (Gum tagline)"

"His cork is huge (Firewater tagline)"

"Check out his package (Mr. Grits tagline)"

"Bun Worshiper (Carl tagline)"

"Michael Cera — Barry"

"James Franco — Druggie"

"Bill Hader — Firewater/Tequila/El Guaco"

"Salma Hayek — Teresa Del Taco"

"Jonah Hill — Carl"

"Anders Holm — Troy"

"Nick Kroll — Douche"

"David Krumholtz — Kareem Abdul Lavash"

"Danny McBride — Honey Mustard"

"Edward Norton — Sammy Bagel Jr."

"Craig Robinson — Mr. Grits"

"Seth Rogen — Frank/Sergeant Pepper"

"Paul Rudd — Darren"

"Kristen Wiig — Brenda"

"I'm tired of trying to segregate, integrate, and masturbate anymore!"

"[to Preacher Fox] Yeah, well, Boss, we been hustle these easy crackle Bear countries for a long time."

"[to Brother Bear] Take it easy, Bear. I'll get you a doctor. Look at here, after you get fixed up, maybe you better take a rest. Cut out that revolutionary game and find our old friend Fox and talk it over with him. Maybe he can help you make up your mind."

"[to the Mafia before destroying them] Hello. What's the matter with you? You're not hard of hearing. Look, if you don't say "hello" by the time I count to two, I'm gonna bust you. One, two."

"No, you ain't! [he hits the boxer] We are!"

"[repeated line] Stop it, Fox. Stop it."

"Ain't this a bitch!"

"Preacher, why don't you shut up? [Preacher Fox: 'Cause I have an electric mouth!]"

"Ben, now, don't you go believin' that I'm shaky! I still got it, Ben! I don't lie to you, or God. I still take care of Rabbit and Bear, you know!"

"Huh. We can kill anyone we want?"

"I'm gonna be puttin' you back now, Ben! [replaces gravestone] Don't you worry 'bout a thing!"

"This is it folks!"

"BARRY WHITE and his men are bustin' out to win! They'll stop the man from calling them "Coonskin""

"If you've been shot on, passed on, gassed on, pushed on or red, white and blued on ... you're ready to turn on to "Coonskin""

"WARNING: "This film offends everybody!""

"Philip Michael Thomas – Randy"

"Barry White – Sampson"

"Charles Gordone – Preacherman"

"Scatman Crothers – Pappy"

"Philip Michael Thomas - Brother Rabbit"

"Barry White - Brother Bear"

"Charles Gordone - Preacher Fox"

"Scatman Crothers - Old Man Bone, Additional Voices"

"Danny Rees – Clown"

"Buddy Douglas – Referee"

"Jim Moore – Mime"

"Al Lewis – The Godfather"

"Richard Paul – Sonny"

"Frank de Kova – Madigan / Ruby"

"Ralph Bakshi – Cop With Megaphone"

"He's got the world in an UPROAR!"

"All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others."

"Maurice Denham as All Animals"

"Gordon Heath as Narrator"

"Adam Carolla - Spanky Ham"

"Abbey DiGregorio - Ling-Ling"

"Jess Harnell - Captain Leslie Hero, King, Brian the Rhino Guard, the Bedrock bartender, and Wile E. Coyote."

"Jack Plotnick - Xandir P. Wifflebottom"

"Tara Strong - Princess Clara, Toot Braunstein, Jew Producer's Wife, Real Princess, Sasha (Network Head's daughter), Betty Rubble, and the blonde woman in the bar in Bedrock"

"Cree Summer - Foxxy Love, Suck My Taint Girl, Network Head's wife and Mrs. Wilkinson"

"James Arnold Taylor - Wooldoor Jebediah Sockbat, Jew Producer, Barney Rubble, the Jew Producer's next-door neighbor Eddie, Rhino Guard 1, Brainy Smurf, Hefty Smurf, many of the audience members at The Suck My Taint Show and the Make-A-Point Wizard."

"Seth MacFarlane - I.S.R.A.E.L. (Intelligent Smart Robot Animation Eraser Lady)"

"Vernon Wells - Network Head"

"Frank Welker - The Giant Who Shits Into His Own Mouth and Rhino Guard 2"

"Corey Burton - the Jew Producer's son"

"Kaitlyn Robrock - Smurfette"

"You make me sick. [vomits and walks to the four dogs] I've seen cats with more balls than you dogs. [yells at Duke] STOP LICKING YOUR WOUNDS!!! [Duke's eyes shift awkwardly as he just sits with his tongue out. Chief walks up to Boss] You hungry? Kill something and eat it. [walks up to Duke] You sick? Take a long nap. [walks up to King] You cold? Dig a hole in the ground, crawl into it, and bury yourself. [walks up to Rex] But nobody's giving up around here, and don't you forget it, ever. You're Rex. You're King. You're Duke! You're Boss! I'm Chief. We're a pack of scary indestructible alpha dogs. You're talking like a bunch of housebroken...pets."

"Go ahead, say it. I'm a stray, yeah."

"We’ll find him. Wherever he is, if he’s alive, we’ll find your dog."

"[to Rex] You're not our leader, we all are. Let's take a vote."

"I don't sit."

"[enraged; to Spots] You son of a bitch!! If we don't drown, I'm gonna strangle you myself. I don't care how many exploding teeth you try to spit out at me. Do you have any idea what that little pilot just went through to try to rescue you? How DARE you!"

"[to the owl] You'll meet a bitch named Nutmeg. Tell her Chief says, "I'll see you in Megasaki.""

"Wait, what?"

"[to Rex, Duke, King, and Boss] Let's take a vote."

"[growls after Atari tries to pet him] I bite."

"I've never been offered a Puppy Snap in my life. I don't even know what they taste like. Okay, I'll try it. [trying his first Puppy Snap] Crunchy. Salty. Supposedly, it cleans your teeth. This is my new favorite food. Thank you."

"Why should I?"

"I've been hunted by dog-catchers all my life. I'm not easy to trap. I've only got three captures on my record where I actually got sent to the pound, I mean, and the first two times, I escaped within 24 hours, but the third time... I got adopted before I could finish digging the break-out-tunnel. It was a big family. Five kids, two other dogs, already. They stuck me in the back of a station-wagon and drove me out to the middle of the sticks. Grass, trees, swimming pool, cartoons on TV. Anyway, one morning a week later, the youngest boy, his name was Toshiro, woke me up at 6:15, bright-eyed, wide-awake, and he tried to pet me. He didn't mean anything by it. He was just being friendly. Apparently, I bit him so hard, I nearly chewed his hand off. Blood all over the kitchen floor. They rushed him to the emergency room and I got pad-locked out in the tool-shed with the lights out. It gave me some time to think. What happened? Why did I do that? To this day, I have no idea. I guess he scared me. I bite. That night, an old woman, she must've been the grandmother brought me out a bowl of some homemade hibachi-chili. I like to think she cooked it for me, personally, but who knows? Maybe it was just more leftovers. But... You've got a tick. [takes off the tick off Rex's nose and spits onto the golf hole] Anyway, that's my favorite food I ever ate. The old woman made a great bowl of chili. [Rex: What happened after that?] I dug my way out by morning, jumped on the back of a dump-truck, and hitched back to Megasaki. I was always a street-dog, let's face it."

"[after Atari gives him a bath] Where'd you get that dog? He looks like me with a pink nose. I come from a nine-dog litter, but they drowned the sisters. We're not a rare breed: short-haired-Oceanic-speckled-ear/sport-hound-mix. [stammers] I'm getting confused now. My--my belly feels funny."

"Don't ask me to fetch that stick."

"I'm telling you, I don't fetch."

"I'm not doing this because you commanded me to, I'm doing it because I feel sorry for you."

"[to Atari, as he was checking his size to ride the Pagoda Slide] No, you can't ride the Pagoda Slide. You're below the safety-limit, anyway. Let's go. We made an emergency plan, even if we didn't get to vote and agree to it yet: rendez-vous at the cause-way to the Far-away Cuticles, and go find your dog. Maybe everybody else just got crushed, compacted, and incinerated- but we're going to be there. Let's go. [Atari goes up the stairs] Don't. Repeat: don't. I am not your pet. I never liked you. I don't care about you. I won't wait for you. I bite. [Atari goes up the slide] Good luck."

"I don't think I can stomach anymore of this garbage."

"We get the idea. You're looking for your lost dog, Spots. [to the other dogs] Does anybody know him?"

"To the north, a long rickety causeway over a noxious sludge marsh leading to a radioactive landfill polluted by toxic chemical garbage. That’s our destination. Get ready to jump."

"[to Chief, Boss, Duke, and King] All in favor of not eating the little pilot, say "Aye"."

"I used to sleep on a lambswool beanbag next to an electric space heater, that's my territory. I'm an indoor dog."

"Chief, sit!"

"I want my master."

"Let's take a vote. All in favor, say "Aye"."

"I think I might give up."

"[losing his patience; to Chief] You're disobedient! Sit!"

"You think we booked this ride to a travel agent?"

"[to Duke, King and Boss] All in favor of Chief fighting the robot dog, say "Aye"."

"All in favor of kicking Chief out of the pack and never speaking to him again, say "Aye"."

"I starred in twenty-two consecutive Doggy Chop commercials. Look at me now, I couldn't land an audition."

"[after seeing Nutmeg] How's she keep her fur so clean? There's no shampoo on Trash Island."

"[to Peppermint] Oh, dear. Uh, I think I offended him. I'm truly sorry. I had-- I had no idea. What is this place? How long have you been here? I can see you've been mistreated."

"[to the owl] We're listening, owl. Tell us your message."

"We're crossing the river tonight. Begin preparations immediately."

"Are you okay? My name's Spots, Spots Kobayashi. How can I be of service to you?"

"That's highly confidential. Um, anyway, I'm not the mayor's accountant's dog. That's Butterscotch, and she got crushed in a glass compactor the day before yesterday. No, my duties are, uh, focused entirely on the protection of the mayor's ward, Atari. I'm not supposed to be his friend, but I love him very much, but that's a private matter. Um, the only reason I even said that was because we're all probably going to die out here and I'll never see him again."

"Mayor Kobayashi, elected leader of Megasaki City. For 150 years, you and your ancestors, known as the Kobayashi Dynasty, a procession of dog-hating thugs, stooges, felons, and their criminal underlings, have betrayed and deceived the citizens of Uni Prefecture. You make me so mad! Professor Watanabe, Science-Party Candidate, deceased. The wasabi in your blood showed poison-levels in excess of ten times the maximum dosage required to stop the heart of a whale. Why'd you do it? Atari Kobayashi, adopted ward to the mayoral-household. You heroically hi-jacked a Junior Turbo-Prop XJ750, and flew it to the island--"

"Atari, you heroically, as I was saying, stole the little airplane, because of your dog and... [stammers] I lost my train of thought. [turns off her recorder] Damn it. I’ve got a crush on you."

"We call upon dog-lovers everywhere to harken to this transmission."

"Thank you, Editor Hiroshi. You all know me. I speak my mind and sometimes that ruffled some feathers. Please forgive my bluntness. Mayor Kobayashi is a crook and I hate him. Right now, he faces a divided congress to a hotly contested re-election year. Dogs are dying on a miserable island, gullible masters have been brainwashed, the Science-Party Candidate is being held against his will with no recourse to legal counsel. Somebody is up to something."

"(throws a board eraser at Editor Hiroshi) I'll spell it out. I believe Municipal Dome propaganda has deliberately stoked irrational Anti-Dog fear and suppressed a medically proven dog flu treatment in order to promote a secret campaign to turn the country against its innocent house pets! (regains her composure) There, I said it."

"Young masters of Megasaki, UNITE!"

"That crook! He's stealing the re-election again! Let's go!"

"This landslide re-election is a massive fraud, and we demand a recount!"

"Mayor Kobayashi has dog's blood on his hands. You all do! Atari was a hero. Professor Watanabe was murdered. The serum works! The mayor is a crook, and I hate him."

"Bryan Cranston – Chief"

"Koyu Rankin (Japanese), Rohan Chand (English Version) – Atari Kobayashi"

"Edward Norton – Rex"

"Bob Balaban – King"

"Bill Murray – Boss"

"Jeff Goldblum – Duke"

"Kunichi Nomura (Japanese), Idris Elba (English Version) – Mayor Kobayashi"

"Akira Takayama (Japanese), Steve Buscemi (English Version) – Major Domo"

"Greta Gerwig – Tracy Walker"

"Frances McDormand – Interpreter Nelson"

"Akira Ito (Japanese), Ben Kingsley (English Version) – Professor Watanabe"

"Scarlett Johansson – Nutmeg"

"Harvey Keitel – Gondo"

"F. Murray Abraham – Jupiter"

"Yoko Ono (Japanese), Ariel Winter (English Version) – Assistant Scientist Yoko Ono"

"Tilda Swinton – Oracle"

"Ken Watanabe – Head Surgeon"

"Mari Natsuki, Betty White (English Version) – Auntie"

"Fisher Stevens – Scrap"

"Nijiro Murakami (Japanese), Fred Tatasciore (English Version) - Editor Hiroshi"

"Liev Schreiber – Spots"

"Courtney B. Vance – the Narrator"

"Yojiro Noda, Maurice LaMarche (English Version) – News Anchor"

"Frank Wood – Simul-Translate Machine"

"This dude is rude!"

"First they undress you, then they possess you!"

"David Carradine as Gideon Fisk"

"Monique Gabrielle as Megan"

"Madison Stone as Roxanne"

"Barbara Dare (credited as Stacey Nix) as Jan"

"Arte Johnson as Mr. Hinchlow"

"Dick Miller as Burt"

"Suzanne Ager as Terry"

"Don Dowe as Biff"

"Michelle Bauer as Mrs. Burt"

"Fred Olen Ray (credited as The Creature) as Cartoon Monster"

"Does this college town have a name or do you just turn left at the kid with the tractor?"

"Life sucks no matter where you are so don't be fooled by location changes."

"That's it. Must... contact... intelligent... life..."

"I'm sorry, but the confidentiality agreement I signed with the Government prevents me revealing that. I've already said too much."

"The guys here are a lot better looking in person than on their wanted posters."

"Any kid who looks to you for nurturing is more than just lost."

"Uh-oh, don't look now but it's 'Toulouse Lau-dreck'."

"But that's not fair. I didn't have time to study with my Fashion Club duties. Don't extracurricular activities count for anything?"

"You can't judge someone by their family. What if people judged me by.... blech! Got to go."

"Tracy Grandstaff as Daria Morgendorffer"

"Julián Rebolledo as Jake Morgendorffer"

"Wendy Hoopes as Helen Morgendorffer, Quinn Morgendorffer, and Jane Lane"

"Alvaro J. Gonzales as Trent Lane"

"Russell Hankin as Tom Sloane"

"Marc Thompson as Anthony DiMartino, Timothy O'Neill, Kevin Thompson and Jamie White"

"Tim Novikoff as Jeffy"

"Steven Huppert as Joey"

"Jessica Cyndee Jackson as Jodie Landon"

"Amir Williams as Michael Jordan "Mack-Daddy" Mackenzie"

"Janie Mertz as Sandi Griffin and Brittany Taylor"

"Sarah Drew as Stacy Rowe"

"Ashley Albert as Tiffany Blum-Decker"

"Nora Laudani as Angela Li"

"Corey Block as Link"

"Carson Daly as David Sorenson"

"Dave Grohl as Daniel"

"Bif Naked as Alison"

"John Lynn as Sick, Sad World Announcer"

"Tracy Grandstaff as Daria Morgendorffer"

"Julián Rebolledo as Jake Morgendorffer"

"Wendy Hoopes as Helen Morgendorffer, Quinn Morgendorffer, and Jane Lane"

"Alvaro J. Gonzales as Trent Lane"

"Russell Hankin as Tom Sloane"

"Marc Thompson as Anthony DiMartino, Timothy O'Neill, Kevin Thompson and Jamie White"

"Tim Novikoff as Jeffy"

"Steven Huppert as Joey"

"Jessica Cyndee Jackson as Jodie Landon"

"Amir Williams as Michael Jordan "Mack-Daddy" Mackenzie"

"Janie Mertz as Sandi Griffin and Brittany Taylor"

"Sarah Drew as Stacy Rowe"

"Ashley Albert as Tiffany Blum-Decker"

"Nora Laudani as Angela Li"

"Bart Fasbender as Andrew Landon"

"Laurine Towler as Michele Landon"

"Rand Bridges as Bill Woods"

"Jessica Hardin as Lindy"

"Daniel Milledge as Angier Sloane"

"Amanda Fox as Katherine Sloane"

"John Lynn as Sick, Sad World Announcer"

"Brendon Small as Nathan Explosion, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Pickles, William Murderface, Young Toki Wartooth, Charles Offdensen, Ishnifus Meaddle, Edgar and Eric Jomfru, Magnus Hammersmith, Dr. Rockso, Dethklok Minute Host, all Klokateers, Church of the Black Klok monks, old guitar teacher, strange man from Depths of Humanity, fans"

"Mike Keneally as Toki Wartooth"

"Malcolm McDowell as Vater Orlaag"

"George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher as Metal Masked Assassin"

"Raya Yarbrough as Abigail Remeltindrinc, old groupie"

"Mark Hamill as Mr. Salacia, Senator Stampingston"

"Victor Brandt as General Crozier"

"Jack Black as Dethklok's original manager, Fat Fan"

"Ulrich Wild (uncredited) as Bald Fan"

"Well, if you're mixing drinks, I'd like a slow comfortable screw up against the wall of a bus station in Passaic, New Jersey. It's just rum."

"[while being forced to drink a potion] No, stop! Tastes like Snapple! God, I wish I had my gag reflex back!"

"[tied to a beam] You know, for a heterosexual, you tie really good knots."

"[shushing] Oh, hush yourself! Bitch!"

"Jim J. Bullock as Adam Seymour ‘Queer Duck’ Duckstein"

"Jackie Hoffman as Lola Buzzard"

"Kevin Michael Richardson Stephen Arlo ‘Openly’ Gator"

"Billy West as Bi-Polar Bear"

"Estelle Harris as Mrs. Duckstein"

"Mark Hamill as Vendor / Owl Doctor / Police Officer"

"Tim Curry as Pecarry"

"Andy Dick as Regina/Rex"

"Chris Cox as Michael Jackson"

"Audrey Wasilewski as Rosie O’Donnell"

"Maurice LaMarche as Oscar Wildcat / Martin Duckstein"

"Jeff Glenn Bennett as Reverend Vandergelding"

"Barbara Goodson as Elizabeth Taylor"

"Bruce Vilanch as Himslef"

"Conan O’Brien as Himself"

"David Duchovny as Tiny Jesus"

"Tress MacNeille as Melissa / Barbara Streisand"

"Kevin Chamberlin"

"Howard Hoffman"

"Nick Jameson"

"Debi Mae West"

"April Winchell"

"Paul Rudd as John."

"Patton Oswalt as Elliot."

"Hannibal Buress as The King."

"Kate Micucci as Sally."

"Riki Lindhome as Linda."

"John Ennis as Detective Donahue."

"Mike Judge as Archie."

"Reid Scott as Brett Anderson."

"Laraine Newman as Old Woman."

"Paul Scheer as Marvin Masterson."

"Julie Galdieri as Cathy."

"Bob Stephenson as Friendly Cop."

"Brendon Small as Mr. Kelly."

"Laura Silverman as Female Police Officer."

"Cree Summer as Reporter Sassy."

"Molly Shannon as Business Woman."

"Tommy Blacha as Pharmacist."

"Dave Willis as Timmy."

"Charlyne Yi as Becky."

"Dana Snyder as Confused Guy #2."

"I'm so scared my shit just shit its pants."

"It's true that I cover my sadness with carbs."

"I'll punch your dick off with my mouth, bro!"

"She rubs balls for a living."

"Just swear on the book of Beelzebub."

"Don't worry. We'll find someone and get out of here."

"May I keep my word or Beelzebub will find me."

"Yes! We're getting all the asshole dogs!"

"Your mother doesn't live here, and if she does she was a whore."

"This is not the first time a man has said this to me."

"Nick Swardson as Remy (voice)"

"Mila Kunis as Deema (voice)"

"Bob Odenkirk as The Devil (voice)"

"Todd Joseph Miller as Augie (voice)"

"Rob Riggle as Curt (voice)"

"Susan Sarandon as Barb the Angel (voice)"

"Danny McBride as Orpheus (voice)"

"Maria Bamford as Gloria (voice)"

"Lance Bass as Boy Band Demon (voice)"

"Harry Jon Benjamin as The Tree (voice)"

"Jennifer Coolidge as Durmessa (voice)"

"John Farley as Welcome to Hell Demon (voice)"

"Jenna Gianas as Hell Announcer (voice)"

"Dennis Gubbins as Larry the Demon (voice)"

"Jay Johnston as Rick the Lost Soul (voice)"

"Kerri Kenney as Madame Zonar (voice)"

"Kyle Kinane as Kyle the Demon (voice)"

"David Koechner as Asmodeus the Demon (voice)"

"Seth Morris as Atheist Lost Soul (voice)"

"Kumail Nanjiani as Dave the Demon (voice)"

"Michael Peña as Abigor the Demon (voice)"

"Brian Posehn as Cleb the Carny (voice)"

"Greg Proops as Asmoday the Demon (voice)"

"Paul Scheer as Paul the Demon (voice)"

"Jerry Angelo Brooks as Sal the Demon (voice)"

"Dana Snyder as Garthog the Demon (voice)"

"Welcome to hell."

"We'll see you there."