"When I was a little girl, I had nightmares. I'd wake up and run to my parents. My father would get angry. "Go back to bed. Face your fears." My grandfather was different. He told me stories about Kuzuri, his friend. Who he met at the bottom of a well. He said the Kuzuri was magical and saved his life. He said Kuzuri would save me, too, as I slept in my bed."

"Shingen: It was my father's obsession with mutation -- with God's mistakes like you and her -- that ruined this house!"

"When he's most vulnerable, he's most dangerous."

"Margarita Hall - (Daughter of darkness)"

"Emma Clifford - Ms. Rossi"

"Vera Filatova - Eva"

"Silvia Colloca - Camilla"

"MyAnna Buring - Lotte"

"Louise Dylan - Anke"

"Ashley Mulheron - Trudi"

"Tiffany Mulheron - Heidi"

"Jimmy: Vampire Queen?"

"Lotte: Yes, but according to beliefs she's much more than your average vampire. She's rumoured to be over two thousand years old."

"Lotte: Yes, Carmilla, the Vampire Queen."

"Jimmy: So you believe in all that Dungeons & Dragons jumbo?"

"Jimmy: I'll tell you what it is, it's called an A-D-V-N-T-U-R-E, my friend."

"Lotte: Do you like Carmilla?"

"Lotte: Oh, my family were very superstitious."

"Jimmy: Uh, I dunno. Is that who it is?"

"Jimmy: Let's go hiking!"

"Fletch: (bursts out laughing:) THAT... is one of the most depressingly shittiest ideas for a holiday I have ever heard!"

"Jimmy: An idea."

"Narrator: At the dawn of the Roman era, our hamlet was beseiged by a beast. A creature from the deepest pits of Hades, born of the hatred of men, and the lust for women. Its name, Carmilla."

"Jimmy: I have an idea."

"Fletch: (goes up to look) How do you pronounce that? Crags-wich? Crag-wich?"

"James Corden - Fletch"

"Fletch: Does it involve girls?"

"(when the lesbian vampires are hovering at the door) So, all we need to do really is sit tight and wait 'til morning. I mean, it's not like we're going to say Hey, lesbian vampires, come into our cottage, is it? (realizes what he's done has invited them inside) Ah, shit."

"If you strike me down, you shall bring about a curse to your daughters, and your daughters' daughters! And when I am struck down I shall rise again, more powerful than you can ever imagine!"

"She has a pure spirit."

"McLadden..."

"Let's go hiking."

"{to Trudi) That doesn't even make the slighest bit of sense!"

"We are gathered here, under the light of the red Moon."

"(after Fletch destroys his phone)What was that for?"

"So... what're five beautiful girls like you doing out on a night like this?"

"These girls are going to the exact same place we are going!"

"(about Jimmy's hiking idea) That... is one of the shittiest ideas for a holiday I have ever heard!"

"(after the final battle) Completely fucking unbelivable!"

"Did you punch a girl?"

"It is time."

"Mathew Horne - Jimmy"