"Look at my garden. Out there - there is a b-black rose. Not dark red. But, black - as a raven's wing at midnight. Gentlemen, I would not exchange one single pe-petal of that lovely flower for anything your world has to offer, including an Aston Ma-martin complete with lethal accessories."

"Never trust a rich spy!"

"[Being led to a firing squad] You do know of course that this means an angry letter to The Times?"

"You can't shoot me! I have a very low threshold of death. My doctor says I can't have bullets enter my body at any time. I-I, eh, eh, oh, oh, what if I said I was pregnant?"

"[Pulls down the handle on a toilet and floor circulates to another room] It's the first john I've ever gone around with."

"Be careful, that's my loose kneecap."

"[Jimmy Bond is flailing his arms crazily trying to communicate] I never should have sent him to a Progressive school."

"[Giving a description of his era's spy type] ... vocationally devoted, sublimely disinterested. Hardly a description of that sexual acrobat who leaves a trail of dead beautiful women like so many blown roses behind him, that bounder to whom you gave my name and number."

"Sir James: So, that's your plan, huh? The world full of beautiful women and all men shorter than yourself."

"[Speaking amorously to The Detainer, believing he has seduced her to his cause] And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok."

"Seven James Bonds at Casino Royale. They came to save the world and win a gal at Casino Royale. Six of them went to a heavenly spot. The seventh one is going to a place where it's terribly hot."

"I remember your chap Lenin very well. First class organizer. Second class mind."

""In my day spying was an alternative to war. The spy was a member of a select and immaculate priesthood, vocationally d-devoted, sublimely disinterested. Hardly a description of that sexual acrobat who leaves a t-trail of beautiful d-dead women like blown roses behind him."

"All this trouble just to make up for your feelings of sexual inferiority? I'm beginning to think your a trifle neurotic."

"David Niven as Sir James Bond"

"The silence of space is about to be shattered."

"Henry Ramer as Screamers Crawl Narration (voice)"

"Liliana Komorowska as Landowska"

"Michael Caloz as David"

"Jason Cavalier as Leone"

"Charles Edwin Powell as Ross"

"Ron White as Chuck Elbarak"

"Leni Parker as Cpl. McDonald"

"Jennifer Rubin as Jessica Hanson"

"Sylvain Massé as N.E.B. Soldier"

"Once it gets inside, that's when the killin' starts."

"They're smarter now. That's how they get into our bunker."

"Andy Lauer as Ace Jefferson"

"Bruce Boa as Secretary Green"

"Can I come with you?"

"[About Ross] He's one of them."

"Peter Weller as Joe Hendricksson"

"Roy Dupuis as Becker"

"Tom Berry as Technician"

"You mean who are they supposed to look like?"

"We can smile, we can cry. We can bleed... we can fuck."

"Jefferson, you must be confusing me with someone who gives a shit."

"Well, you're coming up in the world - you've learned how to kill each other."

"Things ain't what they used to be."

"He's a fucking toaster!"

"[Referring to the anti-radiation red cigarettes] I can't believe you've got to put this shit in your lungs just to neutralize the shit in your lungs."

"What are they supposed to look like?"

"You just got out of basic training, didn't you? It's pretty obvious you're a rookie. You think you're the center of the universe but you're not. We're just insignificant little specks, you and me. We're not gonna change the world. we're not gonna win the war. Nobody's gonna care when we die."

"[Voice over narration] For the last fifty years, the new economic block, the 'N.E.B.' Corporation, has controlled mining operations throughout the known solar systems."