"It seems like Garrus has finally worked that stick out of his butt but now he's trying to beat guys to death with it. I can't believe I liked the old Garrus better."

"Jacob's too nice a guy for all the different ways he knows how to kill people."

"I was only "mostly dead". Try finding that option on government paperwork."

"I won't say anything about Jack. I'm not stupid."

"I'm not going to say anything about Miranda. I'm not sure I could survive the reprisal."

"[after catching Conrad Verner threatening a bartender; while holding him at gunpoint] Conrad, let me make this perfectly clear. [starts lowering the weapon, but suddenly shoots him in the foot] This is not acceptable."

"You have not really defeated the enemy if you adopt their methods."

"The body is not our true self - the soul is. Body and soul work as one in a whole person. When the soul is weakened by despair or fear, when the body is ill or injured the individual is disconnected - no longer whole."

"[His pre-assassination prayer] Amonkira, Lord of Hunters, grant that my hands be steady, my aim be true, and my feet swift. And should the worst come to pass, grant me forgiveness."

"Grunt is... not a stabilizing element, Commander."

"Be still, Mouse. You can change your pants in a moment."

"[Kills an enemy] Go to the sea."

"You know... you know what it's like to think you're alone... and then find out you're not?"

"I've been around. Ran around with gangs, wiped out some gangs, joined a cult. Kept the haircut."

"They [Cerberus] thought they were so clever. Turns out, mess with someone's head enough and you can turn a scared kid into an all powerful bitch."

"Whatever you say, boss man/boss lady."

"They still die when you shoot them."

"I figure, every time someone dies and it's not me, my chances of survival go up."

"Dead is dead. There's no such thing as a good way to go."

"Time for me is short, Siha. But any that I have is yours to take."

"[blasts away at the Collector ship that destroyed the first Normandy with a reverse-engineered Reaper weapon] How d'you like that, you sons-of-bitches?!"

"[ordering a sixth drink at a Citadel bar] Hell yeah... put more of the stuff in the... the thing where stuff goes in."

"It is difficult. All things worth keeping are."

"[when "disappearing into solipsism"] Laser dot trembles on his skull. One finger-twitch, he dies. Then, the smell of spice on the spring wind. Sunset-coloured eyes defiant in the scope. The laser dances away. [this is how Thane met his wife]"

"[About EDI's Anti-Reaper algorithims, obtained from Sovereign's wreckage] If this thing starts calling itself the "vanguard of our destruction", I call shotgun on the first life boat."

"A suicide mission? Yes...a suicide mission would do nicely. [pause] I'm dying."

"Do you read your philosophers? A man named Thomas Hobbes? "When all the world is overcharged with inhabitants, then the last remedy of all is war, which provideth for every man, by victory or death." As Rakhana died around them, my people slaughtered each other for mouthfuls of water. Crumbs of food."

"Great, I just got worked by the intercom."

"Hell, Garrus, you were always ugly. Slap some face paint on there and no one will even notice."

"I will fight and struggle all my life; that is my fate. When I die, it will not be in bed. I am at peace with that."

"Sometimes the most brutal path is the only honest one."

"[to his estranged son, Kolyat] I've taken many bad things out of the world. You were the only good thing I ever added to it."

"The universe is a dark place. I'm trying to make it brighter before I die."

"Yeah, go pout, I win."

"The law is only a defense against those who agree to be bound by it. We don't."

"This was supposed to be my last job. [pause] I’m dying."

"[When the Normandy is overtaken by Collectors; EDI requests Joker giving her command of the entire ship] You're crazy! You start singing "Daisy Bell" and I'm done!"

"You kill people because you think they're beneath you; I kill people when they leave me no choice."

"Only few people get what they deserve, good or bad."

"The measure of an individual can be difficult to discern by actions alone."

"This is all Joker's fault! What a tool he was! I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord!"

"(From Trailer) I was chosen for this mission because killing is an art. And I am a Master."

"[After destroying the Collector Base against the Illusive Man's orders] Hell of a way to tell the boss you're quitting."