"I need to go to my quiet place!"

"I needed to think last night. So I galloped into a wooded glen, and after punch dancing out my rage and suffering an …"

"Have fun being married to SATAN!"

"Life's Short, Stunt it!"

"I'm officially kicking off Phase Two: Operation Fiscal Jackhammer."

"[singing] Please believe, I do my laundry with no pants on!"

"I'd rather die than live in a world where I can't kick your ass."

"You have only to believe if you wish to achieve. That rhymed. Unintentional."

"The front of his face exploded out the back of his skull. He died instantly, the next day."

"You're wrong, Frank. I'm not a kid, I'm a man. I am gonna get you better, and then I'm gonna beat you to death!"