"Jakob Gerst: So we've been considering those who wish to control others through their insecurity and their narcissism. To study Nietzsche psychobiographically may seem naive. Wasn't it Nietzsche's work itself, which through deconstructive and post-structuralist readings induced the death of psychobiography?"

"The beauty about antisocial behavior is that it takes you away from other people, however briefly."

"All addiction is progressive. The addict always needs to take greater risks."

"Nick used to say: "Death is always there. It's the only thing that's real." Except maybe sex sometimes."

"If you follow inter-subjectivity to its natural end, aren't you asking who's the patient and who's the doctor?"

"There's only three things a man should do when he's alone, be born, die, and we all know the other thing..."

"Shawn Roberts - Mike"

"Tony Munch - Anchor"

"Max McCabe - Mouse (as Maxwell McCabe-Lokos)"

"Boyd Banks - Butcher (Zombie)"

"Jennifer Baxter - Number 9"

"Tony Nappo - Foxy"

"Joanne Boland - Pretty Boy"

"Krista Bridges - Motown"

"Pedro Miguel Arce - Pillsbury"

"Eugene Clark - Big Daddy"

"Robert Joy - Charlie"

"Asia Argento - Slack"

"Dennis Hopper - Kaufman"

"John Leguizamo - Cholo"

"Simon Baker - Riley"

"John Leguizamo: I didn't know what to expect working with George. I mean, I admired him of course; Night of the Living Dead is one of the great movies of all time; outside that it's a horror movie and it started the whole zombie genre; but it's still a great movie and I used to watch it in New York. I saw Chiller Theater, we used to have that in New York, and Creature Feature. I didn't know George was going to be, how he was going to be with real actors. I know he's got the horror thing down and he's got certain rules he has to have how a zombie's got to move slow, because they have rigor mortis; how can they move fast? He doesn't tell them how to move because he doesn't want them all to [look] like CGI armies, so he lets everybody find their inner zombie, which is pretty cool, and he's good with the acting. You know, he really let us loose, but he would also reign us in, you know, he was really watching the acting. I was really impressed with that, so I was making up s*** all over the place. Some of it stuck, some of it will be on the DVD. It will go somewhere. It's never wasted."

"[Near End] Sky flowers don't work no more."

"Put some flowers in the graveyard. How come you call them that, Riley? I don't get it. There here ain't the kind of flowers you lay on the ground, these here are sky flowers. Way up in heaven..."

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU HAVE NO RIGHT!!!"

"[shoots Cholo who gets back up and continues toward Kaufman] Nah, you're dead! [sees that Cholo has turned into a zombie] Oh my god, you really are dead."

"In a world where the dead are returning to life, the word "trouble" loses much of its meaning."

"Zombies, man. They creep me out."

"[Cholo has been bitten and Foxy asks him if he'd rather be shot] Nah, I've always wanted to see how the other half lives."

"[Cholo notices a Zombie Gardener outside of Dead Reckoning] I know for a fact that if it wasn't for this truck I wouldn't be any different to that poor Mexican bastard out there."

"[Last Line] Take us North."

"Jason Lee - Lance Dowds"

"Jennifer Schwalbach Smith - Emma"

"That guy's being awfully forward with that donkey."

"Kevin Smith - Silent Bob"

"Jason Mewes - Jay"

"Trevor Fehrman - Elias"

"Rosario Dawson - Becky"

"Jeff Anderson - Randal"

"Brian O'Halloran - Dante"

"[After walking in on Kelly's donkey show, becoming completely transfixed on the show] I'm disgusted, I'm repulsed... and I can't look away."

"I'm telling you this only because I'm your friend... Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to mouth."

"At Bible Camp, we made a flow chart. Since God created man, and man created the Transformers, the Transformers are like a gift from God, Randal!"

"I hope that donkey doesn't have a hiney troll."

"What's sexier than an elf princess's sword?"

"[To camera, ạpplyịṇg w:Lịp Bạlm] Would you fuckme, I'd fuck me."