"In the very near future a small group of Americans and Russians set out on the greatest adventure of them all... To see if there is life beyond the stars."

"Milson to Floyd: It's been 12 hours since my request for information. I need a reply. All hell is breaking loose down here; I have enough problems without you people pulling some kind of a stunt. I only hope that there's a world left for you to return to. Report to ground as to what is going on and make that report immediately! And while you're at it, could you please check out a black spot on Jupiter that has been detected by satellite telescope? It is on the dark side, and should be coming around your way in about 4 hours. End transmission, Milson, 2780."

"This is the most difficult announcement. As you know, things have not been going well back home. Well, it's gotten worse-a lot worse. Yesterday, a Soviet destroyer challenged the blockade. Several warning shots were fired across her bow; she did not respond. A second volley was fired; there still was no response. None. The nuclear destroyer USS Cunningham launched two of her falcon missiles. Both struck the Soviet vessel amidship. She broke in two and sunk. 800 of her crew were lost. This morning, an American surveillance satellite was struck by a Soviet laser, fired from the Sergei Kirov space station. The American satellite was destroyed. The United States has broken off diplomatic relations with Russia. All ambassadors have been recalled. The Soviet ambassador has been expelled along with the entire staff. All American air defense and satellite defense forces are on full alert. Premier Ulanov made a televised address and said that technically, a state of war exists between our two countries. All American personnel are ordered to leave Soviet territory immediately or they will be placed under arrest. All Russian personnel are similarly ordered to evacuate American territory. As a result, by direct Presidential order, the three of you must leave the Leonov. No Russian citizen is allowed to remain on or is allowed to enter the Discovery. This order is effective immediately. The launch window for reentry is 28 days. The Discovery has enough fuel for low consumption trajectory. HAL appears to be reactivated and is functioning well enough to operate the onboard systems. The Leonov has enough fuel for low consumption trajectory that will arrive 12 months earlier. The launch windows are critical for both the spacecraft. Only communications of emergency distress nature are allowed between the Leonov and Discovery. I know you people are caught in the middle of this — in a sense, we all are. I wish there was something I could do to help. The only thing left for us is to pray...pray for the safety of our families, for our countries, for our planet. May God forgive us and protect us."

"Richard Crenna - Col. Samuel Trautman"

"[Reply to the Afghan freedom fighter who inquired if he had used guns in the past] I've fired a few shots."

"Sylvester Stallone - John Rambo"

"Kurtwood Smith - Robert Griggs"

"[tries to convince Rambo to join him in Afghanistan] There was a sculptor. He found this stone, a special stone. He dragged it home and he worked on it for months until he finally finished it. When he was ready he showed it to his friends. They said he had created a great masterpiece, but the sculptor said he hadn't created anything. The statue was always there, he just chipped away the rough edges."

"The first was for himself. The second for his country. This time it's for his friend."

"Marc de Jonge - Col. Zaysen"

"God would have mercy. Rambo won't!"

"Ashley Tisdale"

"Carmen Twillie"

"Randy Crenshaw"

"Billie Bodine"

"Aria Noelle Curzon"

"Lorraine Feather"

"Carlos Alazraqui"

"Vanessa Vandergriff"

"Myles Jeffrey"

"Susan Boyd"

"Chris Marquette"

"Amick Byram"

"Dee Bradley Baker"

"Taylor Epperson - Timmy"

"Beth Anderson - Martha"

"Bebe Neuwirth - Annabelle"

"Charles Nelson Reilly - Killer"

"Sheena Easton - Sasha La Fleur"

"Dom DeLuise - Itchy Itchiford"

"Steven Weber - Charlie B. Barkin"