"Hey, there's only two things I do well, sweetheart, and skating's the other one!"

"[at the hospital after Kate had hit his nose with a hockey puck] Toe pick!"

"[preparing to lift Kate] You want me to put my hands where?"

"We're going to France! Parlez-vous Olympics!"

"[repeated line] Toe pick!"

"I swear, you let me down, and it'll take them a month to count the blade marks on your back."

"[referring to Doug] When we're through here, can we please teach it how to breathe with its mouth closed?"

"Anton Pamchenko: Man and woman make flower. Douglas, you are stem. Katya, you are petal. Together, we make flower."

"The King of the Rink is about to meet America's Ice Queen."

"When true love breaks the ice. Theirs is a love/skate relationship."