"Hey, there's only two things I do well, sweetheart, and skating's the other one!"

"[at the hospital after Kate had hit his nose with a hockey puck] Toe pick!"

"[preparing to lift Kate] You want me to put my hands where?"

"We're going to France! Parlez-vous Olympics!"

"[repeated line] Toe pick!"

"I swear, you let me down, and it'll take them a month to count the blade marks on your back."

"Excuse me. Naked male insecurity really leaves me cold."

"[referring to Doug] When we're through here, can we please teach it how to breathe with its mouth closed?"

"Anton Pamchenko: Man and woman make flower. Douglas, you are stem. Katya, you are petal. Together, we make flower."

"The King of the Rink is about to meet America's Ice Queen."