"I've come across the desert to greet you with a smile. My camel looks so tired, it's hardly worth my while. To tell y…"

"Next night he called for her, But dad protected daughter And told him she was poorly. A lie was told there surely. So…"

"I never thought it would happen With me and the girl from Clapham. Out on a windy common, That night I ain't forgotte…"

"To change the mood a little I've been posing down the pub. On seeing my reflection, I'm looking slightly rough. I fan…"

"But behind the chalet, My holiday's complete. And I feel like William Tell, Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet. Pulling …"

"With where-have-you-beens and far away frowns, Trying to be good by not being 'round.And here in the bar, the piano m…"

"If I didn't love you, I'd hate you. I'm playing your stereogram. Singles remind me of kisses, Albums remind me of pla…"

"He smokes himself into double vision, Leaves his mind on an indecision. Thinks he's invented imagination, Says that G…"

"I bought a toothbrush, some toothpaste, A flannel for my face. Pajamas, a hairbrush, New shoes and a case. I said to …"

"Beat me up with your letters, your walk out notes. Funny how you still find me right here at home. Legs up with a boo…"