"I've come across the desert to greet you with a smile. My camel looks so tired, it's hardly worth my while. To tell y…"

"Next night he called for her, But dad protected daughter And told him she was poorly. A lie was told there surely. So…"

"I never thought it would happen With me and the girl from Clapham. Out on a windy common, That night I ain't forgotte…"

"She took me to her hotel, A room on the second floor. A kettle and two coffees, A number on the door. She said I hard…"

"To change the mood a little I've been posing down the pub. On seeing my reflection, I'm looking slightly rough. I fan…"

"But behind the chalet, My holiday's complete. And I feel like William Tell, Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet. Pulling …"

"With where-have-you-beens and far away frowns, Trying to be good by not being 'round.And here in the bar, the piano m…"

"If I didn't love you, I'd hate you. I'm playing your stereogram. Singles remind me of kisses, Albums remind me of pla…"

"I bought a toothbrush, some toothpaste, A flannel for my face. Pajamas, a hairbrush, New shoes and a case. I said to …"

"Beat me up with your letters, your walk out notes. Funny how you still find me right here at home. Legs up with a boo…"