"Sorry. I'm not omniscient."

"Ham sandwich on stale rye bread. Lots of mayo, easy on the ham."

"Let the record show that the Baron has identified Rex Rexroth as the silly man!"

"I've invested five good years in my marriage to Rex and I've nailed his ass fair and square. Now I'm going to have it…"

"You want tact, call a tactician. You want an ass nailed, you call Gus Petch."

"[repeated line] I'm gonna nail your ass!"

"You didnt tell me they had a hard-on for anus africanus!"

"Who needs a home when you have a colostomy bag"

"[Wheezy Joe has just accidentally shot himself] Told him it was no go..."

"You fascinate me."