"[Chev Chelios wakes up extremely disoriented in his apartment, finds a recorded DVD with "FUCK YOU" written on it, then proceeds to play it with Ricky Verona appearing] Are we spinning yet? Good. Chelios! How are you doing, baby?! You never call me no more! Where's the love, huh? Now, how are you feeling? I can guess it! If you're feeling like shit right about now, you can't move! You can't move too quickly, you can't breathe what's the matter with you dude?! Oh wait, wait, wait! What is this?! [Ricky Verona holds up a syringe filled with an unknown poison] Holy fuck! Can you guess what this is? Look at your bed Chelios. [Camera turns to a sleeping Chelios] Hold on, check this out! [Verona leans over Chelios, as he begins to inject him with the poison] Oh! This is plain sick, man! I must be the motherfucking genius of sick! Poison Chev Chelios in his sleep? That's like some Shakespeare or some shit. You knocked this dude out pretty good! About to get you a spot on the Dodgers, son. Maybe you don't understand what just happened. I just fucking killed you. Try not to embarrass yourself because you're on 'Candid Camera'! This shit here I gave you! This is some... high-tech' sci-fi, Chinese synthetic bullshit! I don't exactly know what's in this shit, dude! All I know is that once this shit has binded with your blood cells, you're fucked, baby, and believe me it's binded. Yeah' you got yourself about an hour' max. Tick-tock. Yeah, baby... sexy... Oh' it's been real. This shit's been real. You should've thought twice before you whacked Don Kim. Experiencing a little 20/20 hindsight? I thought so. Now' you have yourself a nice death. Asshole! You like that' huh? Home run! [Chev Chelios immediately destroys the television set in a fit of rage]"

"Who want's some white meat now?"

"Bonjour, Douchebag!"

"Weather Lady: Today's weather has finally lifted, and all the weather ahead is sunny and dreamy!"

"Man: Yeah! Everything is just one big dream! Men:No more anger. Our world is happy and mundane. Women: As long as dreams will grow, let's get a little bud and grow a money tree, too! Schoolgirls: We wanna make sure it preserves the memory forever! Phone men: If there's no flower, there'll never be fruit! Parading people: If there's nothing, then there's nothing to do. TV men: You can live in your own TV! Politician: If you're unhappy, let the politicians know! Poke an eyeball and pop in a vote! Short man #1: I am the emperor, chosen by the one! Short man #2: Yeah, but who's one? My one? Your one? Which one? Short men: We didn't choose you! We didn't choose you! Parade: No more anger. Our world is happy and mundane."

"Doctor Yasushi Tsumura: The high pressure holds the grab bag and looks a lot like milk. I think of apples! Doctor Nobue Kakimoto: The dense forest turns into a shopping center. The 24-bit eggplant must be analyzed."

"Doctor Yasushi Tsumura: Breaking news! The fortuneteller sitting under the tile roof has made a future prediction! It'll be sunny and bright! Doctor Nobue Kakimoto: That means good luck! The ceiling fan released a message containing a bunch of crysanthemums! Doctor Yasushi Tsumura: The maiden who sleeps under the veranda has a pulse! Doctor Nobue Kakimoto: This is the way out! Everyone follow me! This way out! This way out!"

"I can't stop the dream. I am the protector of the dream. All I say is dream on! You have entered my sacred dream, and as the holy dream protector, I get to punish you. I wonder what kind of punishment I should choose to inflict?"

"Don't you see his brain is numbed out? It's taking him to a far-off island."

"The residents of darkness rest in the shade of the trees where the night flowers bloom around the clock here... where daylight sun-scorched people aren't allowed!"

"The midday sun can eliminate the dark of night. It can happen either way. Night dreams of day, and light dreams of darkness, and the sun is a giant, ignorant mass of gas. It releases a huge amount of hot energy to track down the darkness and set ablaze every shadow... eventually burning up all of itself."

"(as a gigantic whale) That's right, my little fish. Just keep swimming away. There are no boundaries in dreams. No restrictions from one's own physical body. You have entered a new world where the spirit is free, and that freedom is limitless! Even for someone like me!"

"In a world of inhumane reality, there is actually only one humane sanctuary left, Doctor, and that can be found in the comfort of a simple dream. That parade you saw is full of refugees who were unwillingly chased out of reality. I am merely protecting them, for I am the only true guardian of all dreams. My duty is to mete out justice to terrorists like you, Paprika."

"Dreams are destroyed by technological tampering. Someone needs to be accountable. Science goes too far whenever gets one so."

"This is a place where life and all its joys are revered. Dreams belong to the dream world, not cold machinery that sucks the life from them. I will not allow arrogant scientific technology to intrude onto this holy ground."

"Now come on. Don't force me to get rough with you, Paprika."

"(as the parade seeps into his dream) What is all this? Is this inside my head? Paprika!"

"Finding a really good spice is a major accomplishment. There's my Paprika!"

"A fragrant fat makes a really delicious first-class meal! (eats Atsuko) It's a bit bland. Needs a little spice. Perhaps a pinch of paprika?"

"You're the one I've been waiting for! Your flute sure is a sound for sore neurons!"

"An overweight spirit needs no special diet! Go forward, superhero, don't stop!"

"The ecstacy juice that blooms in synapse is Paprika-brand fat milk! And 5% is what you use. The safety net of the ocean is nonlinear, 'cause all the dreams of crabs are stuck in it! Let's go!"

"Is it shaped like a square?"

"Oh, beautiful feisty little peasant girl I saved some time ago. What are you doing here, my dear? I didn't think anyone was home. Ahhh. Must've been on 7:30 when I passed by. As fate would have it, I just happened to see you disappear into that big cup of instant noodles."

"Yes, sir! True satisfaction! That's what discipline brings! Even the five court ladies dancing to frog flutes and drums had it, and so did the whirlwind of recycled paper! Computer graphics playing in my head and I like it! I don't support Technicolor parfaits and those snobby little petite fours that sit there uneaten, and my position on that is common knowledge to everyone in Oceania. Now the time has come to return to the great blue sky, where confetti falls like stardust and everyone shaking around the shrine gates with the mailbox and the refrigerator leading the hip hop festival! Anyone who is concerned about expiration dates, step aside now! No one gets in the way of my glory train! They need to really analyze all of the livers of the triangle goose party! Ahhh! This whole festival was put together by twenty third-graders with lots of chutzpa and one panda! You see?! Now I am... truly grand! The ultimate one!"

"I believe we are getting sidetracked. We need to find the DC Mini, not Paprika's bikini. This requires discipline."

"(to Osanai, as the Sphinx) The only man I see is one with a big Oedipus complex: you believe The Chairman's your mother!"

"(to Tokita) You guys really are alike. You and your bud Himuro. You were so selfishly wrapped up in what you want to do that you ignore what needs to be done. You never coded the DC Mini. That was just irresponsible. It cost lives. Don't you get it? Of course not. Not much gets through all that protective fat, now does it? Here's what does: "What a scientist"! "He's so amazing"! It's like a really bad joke. What good is a scientist to mankind if he doesn't care about people? Hmm? If you want to be the king of geeks with your bloated ego, then just keep on doing only what pleases you. Go ahead. Indulge in your freakish masturbation, because that's what you're good at!"

"(first line in the film) And now, boys and girls, it's show time!"

"Weather Lady: Today's weather is dreamy and will clear up after a sunny, sunny, sunny, sunny day! Man: The dream I had yesterday and today. Men: The happy and mundane world will vent their anger. Women: The dreams will grow and grow. Let's grow the tree that blooms money. Schoolgirls: It's most valuable while it's still a bud. Phone men: That's right, so we shall preserve the memory forever. Parading people: If there is no flower, there will be no fruit. TV men: If there's nothing, then I won't do anything. Politician: If you're unhappy, please put a vote in this eyeball. Short man #1: Who would give up this throne? Short man #2: I am the emperor, chosen by the lord himself! Short men: I didn't choose you! I didn't choose you! Parade: God and Buddha will change religions. The happy and mundane world will vent their anger."

"Doctor Yasushi Tsumura: The high pressure holds the grab bag and looks a lot like milk. Doctor Nobue Kakimoto: The dense forest turns into a shopping district. The 24-bit eggplant will be analyzed."

"Doctor Yasushi Tsumura: Breaking news! The widow who tells fortunes in the shade of roof tiles! The response is sunny! Doctor Nobue Kakimoto: The sign of good fortune! The ceiling fan brings a message releasing epithets! Doctor Yasushi Tsumura: The maiden who sleeps under the veranda has a pulse! Doctor Nobue Kakimoto: This is the way out! The secret of this view is deep within the 10 year loan department!"

"I, who stand before you, am the protector of your dreams. I wonder what kind of punishment will befall the ignorant commoner who tries to enter this sacred dream?"

"The delicious left brain is getting older and drifting to a faraway island."

"The shade of the tree with the flowers that bloom at night is where the residents of darkness rest. The people of daytime are not allowed!"