"I would've thought the hardest part was curbing that pressing need of yours to get your gun off. You were in such a hurry to knock off that 747 that you never figured out where Chimera really was. [Ambrose: I knew where it was!] Then you knew the only way that Nekhorvich could smuggle the live virus is by injecting himself and using his own bloodstream as a Petri dish. You knew that while you were knocking him off, destroying the very thing you came for."

"[Response to Swanbeck's remark] If I let you know where I'm going, I won't be on holiday."

"We've got 19 hours and 58 minutes. I'll get Bellerophon into your system by then. Just stay alive. I'm not going to lose you!"

"We just rolled up a snowball and tossed it into hell. Now lets see what chance it has."

"Clear the bridge for me."

"First he fought for the Crown. Now he's fighting for the family jewels!"

"Will Ferrell - Mustafa"

"Charles Napier - General Hawk"

"Verne Troyer - Mini-Me"

"Mindy Sterling - Frau Farbissina"

"Seth Green - Scott Evil"

"Rob Lowe - Young Number Two"

"Robert Wagner - Number Two"

"Michael York - Basil Exposition"

"Elizabeth Hurley - Vanessa Kensington"

"Heather Graham - Felicity Shagwell"

"Mike Myers - Austin Powers/Dr. Evil/Fat Bastard"

"If you see one movie in 1999, see Star Wars. But, if you see two movies, see Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me [tagline from trailer]"

"I'm Coming Again, Baby! [Australia]"

"He's back, he's even bigger and he's up for it!"

"The BRITISH Empire Strikes Back!"

"The return of Dr. Evil."

"Double-O Behave!"

"I'm Back, Baby!"

"I've come a long way, baby!"

"These girls know where it's at by the time they're 11."

"I've been up and down the four corners of this big old world, and I've seen it all, and I've done it all. I've fought many a good man and laid many a good woman. And I've had riches, fame, and adventure, too. Yes. I've stood eyeball-to-eyeball with death countless times and never, never once squinted. Oh, I've tasted life to the fullest, and still my tortured soul cries out - more! More! Oh, sh*t! Oh, oh, God, can there be any more"

"My achin' swastika! I thought bein' a nazi was all "zig, zig," and "sieg heil!" This is for sh*t! I better get my ass the f*** out of here!"

"Oh, Jesus Christ! Lucifer's a faggot!"

"Hey, you know the most interesting thing about smoking is that it causes excessive perspiration, and a person has to take off all of their clothes, or they could drown to death in their own juices."

"[to Stephanie] That jacket you're wearing is T-Bird property. You want to leave the party, leave the jacket at the door."

"[to Stephanie after seeing her with the mysterious biker] I catch you with that punk one more time, I'll rearrange his face! He's a dead man, you know what I'm saying? D-E-D!"

"Jean and Liz Sagal - Noreen and Doreen"

"[[w:Dennis Stewart Balmudo"

"Eddie Deezen - Eugene Felsnic"

"[[w:Connie Stevens- Miss Mason"

"Tab Hunter - Mr. Stuart"

"Dody Goodman - Blanche Hodel"

"Sid Caesar - Coach Calhoun"

"Eve Arden - Principal McGee"

"[[w:Didi Conn"

"[[w:Pamela Adlon"

"[[w:Christopher McDonald"

"[[w:Maureen Teefy"

"[[w:Peter Frechette"

"[[w:Lorna Luft"