"I feel like the script to Nightmare 4 is so tender hearted and thought out. I completely related to that character. That’s me in grade school, junior high, etc. Daydreamer, all I did was read books all summer long, looking out the window at the cute guy playing soccer in the backyard. Literally I was Alice. That was my life, so I completely related to the character and I think a lot of us can relate to the character at times in our life when we just want to be part of the wall. We just want to be wallpaper and not bring attention to ourselves and disappear into fantasy worlds. I believe a lot of people, at least a lot of people have told me that they really related to that character. But at one point in life, you have to make a decision to stand up for yourself and stand up for those that you love."

"The Name's Krueger...FREDDY KRUEGER [UK]"

"Terror Beyond Your Wildest Dreams."

"Tuesday Knight - Kristen Parker"

"Ken Sagoes - Roland Kincaid"

"Rodney Eastman - Joey Crusel"

"Lisa Wilcox - Alice Johnson"

"Andras Jones - Rick Johnson"

"Danny Hassel - Dan Jordan"

"Toy Newkirk - Sheila Kopecky"

"Robert Englund - Freddy Krueger"

"[repeated line] Son of a... That's gonna leave a mark."

"[repeated line] Shut up, Richard!"

"[repeated line] Holy schnikes!"

"Julie Warner - Michelle Brock"

"Dan Aykroyd - Ray Zalinsky"

"Rob Lowe - Paul Barish"

"Bo Derek - Beverly Barish, aka Beverly Burns"

"Brian Dennehy - Thomas R. "Big Tom" Callahan, Jr."

"David Spade - Richard Hayden"

"Chris Farley - Thomas R. "Tommy" Callahan III"

"Cow Farmer: Hey! Get off my property!"

"Your sail is limp, like your dick!"

"Hey lady, there's a fat whale on your boat! ya, free willy"

"Hey Gilligan, did you eat the skipper?!"

"No you need to drop a couple hundred pounds Blimp!"

"Sean McCann - Frank Rittenhauer"

"Zach Grenier - Ted Reilly"

"Hey you ain’t moving!"

"Ray Zalinkski: Marty, find out where the police are going to be taking him. Send over a bottle of bubbly with a bucket of ice and a card. Have it say, "Tough break, get drunk on me. Use the bucket to ice down your marbles, Yours, Z.""

"Michelle Brock: Listen up, you little spazoids! I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. I swear to everything holy that your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you!"

"Quit playing with your dinghy."

"Big Tom Callahan: Of course, I can get a good look at a T-Bone steak by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it."

"Ugh, I just barfed on an anthill. Cool. Ugh, I think they're pissed."

"Ugh, why do you always have to de-turd these things? Look at this one, caught him after Thanksgiving feast, I think I'm gonna need a pooperscooper."

"He's a big, dumb animal, isn't he folks?"

"Okay, folks, the guy in front of you is Tommy. He'll be taking you through my little spiel here. Tommy is a Scorpio, he likes biking, and he's never been laid. Exits, okay, there's one back here, and there's uh, probably one over by the wing somewhere, usually. And what about seatbelts? To fasten, take the little end stick it in the big end and... hey, know what? If you guys don't know how to use a seat belt, just ring your call button, and Tommy will come back there and hit you over the head with a tack hammer because you are a retard. Okay, and life preservers, these... we may need. Although what are the odds of us actually hitting a lake? My money says if anything, it's gonna be a mountain."

"It's the next town, tons-of-fun. It's got to be there. Okay, where's Moron? [points to Tommy] Okay, Moron's here, so McKeesport..."

"It's called reading, you know, top to bottom, left to right. A group of words together is called a sentence. Take Tylenol for any headaches, Midol for any cramps."

"[After watching Tommy wolf down fries and squirt ketchup into his mouth] Ugh! I can actually hear you getting fatter ."