"You don't get it, do you, Finch? You're my job. You're what I'm paid to do. You're about as mysterious to me as a blocked toilet is to a fucking plumber. Reasons for doing what you did? Who gives a fuck?"

"Paula Shaw - The Coroner"

"Jonathan Jackson - Randy Stetz"

"Katharine Isabelle - Tanya Francke"

"Lorne Cardinal - Officer Rich"

"Kerry Sandomirsky - Trish Eckhart"

"Larry Holden - Officer Farrell Brooks"

"Jay Brazeau - Officer Francis"

"Crystal Lowe - Kay Connell"

"Paul Dooley - Chief Charlie Nyback"

"Nicky Katt - Detective Fred Duggar"

"Maura Tierney - Rachel Clement"

"Martin Donovan - Det. Hap Eckhart"

"Hilary Swank - Det. Ellie Burr"

"Robin Williams - Walter Finch"

"Al Pacino - Det. Will Dormer"

"Fred Duggar: What has two thumbs and likes blowjobs? [Points to himself with both thumbs] This guy!"

"Randy, this whole thing you're doing, you know, this "fuck the world" act, now that might work with your mama. It might even work with a couple of these local cops, who have known you long enough to figure you're too dumb to ever kill anyone without leaving a couple of witnesses and a signed confession. Ain't gonna work with me, because I know things, you understand? I know you beat your girlfriend. I know she was seeing somebody else. Somebody she might have even gone to see after she walked out on you Friday night. Now, you're gonna tell us who that somebody might be? Or are you so fucking stupid, you're going to leave yourself as the last person to see Kay Connell alive?"

"Rachel Clement: There are two kinds of people in Alaska: those who were born here and those who come here to escape something. I wasn't born here."

"Hap Eckhart: You tried to kill me? Fuck you!"

"[last words] You forgot the wild card, Will."

"You and I share a secret. We know how easy it is to kill somebody. That ultimate taboo. It doesn't exist outside our minds. I didn't murder her. I killed her, but it just ended up that way."

"You have no evidence I killed Kay. You only know because I told you what I saw."

"Can't sleep, Will?"

"[last words] Let me sleep. Just let me sleep."

"Jose Pablo Cantillo - Officer Gutierrez"

"Rene Rivera - Senor Gutierrez"

"Matt Craven - Daniel Brecht"

"Carrie-Anne Moss - Julie Brecht"

"David Morse - Robert Turner"

"Aaron Yoo - Ronnie"

"Sarah Roemer - Ashley Carlson"

"Shia LaBeouf - Kale Brecht"

"You made the Tower of Twinkie."

"Operation Stupid is officially over!"

"Hi, Ronald."

"[Last words] You made me do this."

"So, he caught her on tape. I really didn't want this. All I wanted... was to live in peace, which is why we have to keep the spotlight on you. You've done most of the work already. You were the troubled neighborhood boy who cried wolf. But now, you are really going to snap. First, you killed your buddy... because he was calling your girlfriend behind your back. And now, we got to bring your mom over here... so you can slit her throat... because she just wouldn't stop blaming you for killing your dad. So it sounds good? Good? Pen and paper. [Hands Kale a pen and a piece of paper] Write this down: Dear Ashley, I killed Ronnie..."

"Listen, I get. I went to school. There were plenty of teachers I wanted to just... kill."

"[Kale is watching him mow his lawn through a fence] Hey. What are you doing? What are doing? Looking at my garden? Is that it? You looking at my beautiful garden? Well, I caught you now. I got you. [Picks up a rabbit] Yeah, you're not gonna dig in my garden anymore."

"[to Ronnie, who scares him for a prank in his closet; enraged] DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I'VE JUST BEEN THROUGH?!?!?!"

"Only in disturbia."

"[Ashley has his iPod] Okay, just relax, okay? That's 60 gigs of my life."

"I got you now, Greenwood! You better not be listed!"

"Okay, there's the Mustang, then there's the longhorn skull in his garage. And then there was the club girl, who looked freaked out, okay? She looked freaked out. She was running around half-naked in his living room. Then he challenges me. He stares at me. He shows up in my kitchen, hits on my mother."

"I popped my Spanish teacher."