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April 10, 2026
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"My skin may not have scales, but it has seen many suns come and go. Boo thinks you could use some sun too, then you might not smell so much like wet laundry."
"Must have aid soon. Boo is... too young to have to avenge me!"
"I will be the last! And you will go first... Heh hehehehe..."
"Heh, I do not fear death... do you?"
"Killing is our father's work; embrace it as I have!"
"You are indeed family. No other could have lived to oppose me in person. Of course it will not matter in the end. Ultimately I will prevail, and a new era will be born unto the realms."
"Face ME! FACE THE NEW LORD OF MURDER!"
"You remind me of myself...before I was slaughtered and cast into the Abyss."
"Death comes for you! Feel its icy breath!"
"Ah, yes. Stoke that infernal wrath of yours. I can feel the anger within you, boiling like a pit of sulphur in the crevices of your heart. You feel it, do you not? The taint that surrounds your soul like a serpent, squeezing it, spreading its venom... that taint, that wrath exists in all of the children of Bhaal, but few know how to use it."
"I can teach you how to use your wrath. You can control the taint, direct it, summon it at will. You can become the Slayer at will and become the weapon of murder that you were meant to be! So think of me. Think of how I destroyed your precious Gorion, how I plundered the lives of your Candlekeep. Summon your rage, stir the depths of your black heart! Summon wrath. Summon wrath and become it, for if you cannot, then you are not worthy of Bhaal's blood. It should have been I. It should have been I! ATTACK ME, WORM, IF YOU DARE!!!"
"Tiax rules all!!!"
"There be safety in numbers and I am two or three at least."
"(on casting failure) I turned around to shield Boo and I lost my spell. I am not sorry."
"Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, watch it! I'm huge!"
"Eh... it would appear that... the great and... mighty Tiax... has shrunk his undergarments... three sizes this day."
"You have disturbed Tiax the Grand again! Such insolence! Tiax will place a mark of shame upon your forehead! All will know your treachery! (casts)"
"When the going gets tough, someone hold my rodent!"
"(running away): Tiax will rule... From a distance."
"When Tiax rules, breeches shall not ride up so wedge-like!"
"Excuse... the mighty Tiax... while he catches his... his breath... He will rule... later."
"Who dares prod Tiax?"
"(On Quayle's death) Ha Ha! Smart guy dies! But Tiax goes on to RULE!"
"We're all doomed."
"We delude ourselves to think that our pitiable band will stand up to our enemies."
"Life is so hollow."
"Oh, what is the point?"
"Our quest is vain."
"Let us save our effort and just lie down and die!"
"I'll do what I can, but expect very little."
"( If the character has a high reputation) With you around, I almost feel that we have a chance!"
"The sun shines, and I'm amazed we live to see another day!"
"Onward, to futility!"
"I surely shall collapse from exhaustion before I fall on the battlefield."
"(In cities) The bluster of the city makes me feel... insignificant."
"Another death in our hopeless crusade"
"It seems our resident suicide monger, Ajantis, lives in a black and white world."
"Dur* Tell me 'bout the raaabits..."
"I ate his liver with a nice Chianti and some Fava beans."
"(high-pitched quasi-female voice) Stop TOUCHING me!!"
"(yelling) Montaron, you are so AGGRAVATING! (hushed) 'Tis disturbing to my demeanor!"
"I never like the sunlight. It's just too bright."
"I know dragons with feet like rabbits, 'tis true I swear!"
"I wanted infravision like the elves... But 'tis more than just taking their eyes..."
"Smiles, everyone, smiles! (squeaky, squirrel'ish voice) This is like some great fantasy!"
"Mommy, I'm-a-scared!"
"I'll teach ya grandmother to suck eggs."
"Those the Gods wish to destroy, they first make mad, mad, mad!"
"(On the death of Montaron) Montaron! I...I never loved you!"
"A den of stinking evil. Cover your nose Boo! We will leave no crevice untouched!"