"Don't be silly, I'm your friend! We're gonna have so much fun together, too. We can celebrate holidays and birthdays. Mine's in February, which makes me an Aquarius-- Wait, wait! Plea-!"

"Gia, go get ready for bed, okay?"

"This is from Oz, motherfucker!"

"Oh, no! Oh, shit!"

"Alright, okay, Sofia? Let's not be rash here, alright? These gentlemen know we got a score we need to settle."

"Oh, shit! Out back!"

"You underground? Shit, you digging holes or something?"

"Please, let us out of here!"

"Help! HELP!"

"Get back! Everybody, get back!"

"Motherfucker!"

"Sofia wants to see ya."

"Will you, uh, end things here or drop him off over the Atlantic? See if a penguin can really fly..."

"Please! Oz!"

"Oh my God!"

"Passcode... Wayne..."

"No, no, no!"

"I'm sorry, beloved. I didn't know."

"That actually is... pretty funny..."

"You can't do this! I'm the Police Commissioner, dammit!"

"Help me. [giggles] Oh, God."

"Just who... the hell... are you?"

"Now that's... unexpected! You're gonna be spectacular."

"No, Bruce! Don't leave me! Please... I need you! (in-game)"

"You're a great crowd. I'll be here all week; try the veal. (end credits)"

"You don't need to do this. I'll give you money. Drugs! Guns! Weapons! Whatever you want. Please. I'll take a plane. Leave Gotham. Never show my face again. Anywhere you want. I'll go anywhere!"

"Stubborn, stupid fool. It's why she loved you."

"Tell Falcone...he's making a mistake..."

"Bruce...Bruce..."

"You can't trust anyone in Gotham, least of all those you call "friend." Your parents learned that the har-"

"Good evening, everyone, and welcome to our live debate for the next Mayor of Gotham City. This is an important debate for these two candidates, incumbent Mayor Hamilton Hill and the challenger, Gotham District Attorney Harvey Dent. And it's also important for you, the citizens of Gotham, who will soon head to the polls to decide the future of your home-a city that's faced its share of hardships in recent years. Rising crime rates, income inequality and yes, a masked vigilante loose on our streets. The candidates will tackle it all."

"I-I took out Thomas Wayne! That-that was all him-he didn't know when to stop-I had him killed because of it!"

"You...have to...stop them...save our city... (if shot by the Children of Arkham)"

"You have to...stop Dent... (if shot by Mayor Dent's militia)"

"Lady Arkham hasn't forgotten you! Everything you love...will burn!"

"I see your true face. I'll never trust you. (if she learns Batman's true identity)"

"This is how it was meant to be. (if she does not learn Batman's true identity)"

"We really made a difference, didn't we... Batman?"

"He... I... They... they... broke the Pact."

"Because Batman is fully human and because a horrible trauma leads him to wear a mask and wage his war on crime, we can contemplate real psychological issues that drive people to do extreme things. Psychologists can examine how well he does or does not fit the symptoms of a variety of disorders. Nobody thinks it's weird for Superman to apply his natural gifts to help the members of this human race in a manner that keeps him above it all. When a guy runs around dressed like a bat, we have to wonder: Why the mask, the bat, and the underage partner? Why does he really wear a costume to fight crime? Why are his most intimate relationships with "bad girls" he ought to lock up? And why won't he kill that homicidal clown?"

"Hank Venture: Wait! Dude! What about Batman? You call yourself a Batman fan? He would never kill anybody. Seriously, ask yourself- what would Batman do?"

"Dr. Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture: We were robbed. No two ways about it."

"Abed Nadir: I know I'm not Batman. You could try not being a jerk."

"Amanda Waller: Stop me if you've heard it before - you're eight years old. Your parents have just taken you to a rousing adventure film - a grand time is had by all. But unknown to you, a mysterious figure hides in the shadows. My plan was simple - the killer would leap out at you and kill your family. The trauma would put you on the path to becoming Batman. One problem - my assassin wouldn't pull the trigger. I argued with her, but deep down, I knew she was right. People say Batman's obsessive, that he'd do anything to achieve his goals - but he'd never resort to murder. So if I was to honor all he stood for, neither could I."

"Miss Kitka: If you please, to take off the mask to give the better picture?"

"Commissioner Gordon: I don't know who he is beneath that mask of his, but I know when we need him, and we need him now!"

"Carmine Falcone: You're taller than you look in the tabloids, Mr. Wayne. No gun? I'm insulted. You could've just sent a thank-you note."