"Let me ask you the reverse. How is it that you can give up so easily? [exaggerated sigh] I can't understand that...attitude! "It's bad luck! I have no choice!" People who passively accept their fate...because no one knows their future, least of all me, so I don't dare put things off. I have to do what I can, while I can still do it, so...I'll be kicking and screaming, 'til the very end."

"I'm so sorry for all the sadness I've caused you. I'm so sorry..."

"If i ever end up killing a lot of people... Kouta... Then please, kill me..."

"You're a liar"

"I just wanted to apologize. That's why I suffered all these tortures, didn't give up."

"I hate these horns."

"Are you enjoying this?"

"Please forget about everything."

"I was going to let you go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass."

"You will never see me again."

"Up to this day, I've never killed a single person."

"The ones who aren't human... the ones who aren't people... are actually YOU!"

"When you're miserable, you need to make someone even more miserable than yourself."

"Nana, at least you should be happy."

"Warmth, love, and affection. These are the things I have taken away from you."

"People who think that they can make up their past follies with regret cannot be forgiven."

"Call me if anyone gives ya trouble... I'll fuckin kill em for you."

"I better get going while my sack clearance is still valid!"

"What does the fate of mankind have to do with the fate of my balls?!"

"I pull the trigger, the gun goes off, and your brains splatter all over the sand. The beach gets bloody and you get dead."

"Everyday, all this training, what is it add up to, huh? Killing people, right?"

"Doesn't matter to me what you do with that floozy. (An' I want boobies!)"

"It doesn't matter. I could walk forever and I'd still end up in the same place. I know where I want to go, but I have no idea how I'm going to get there. So I just keep walking."

"[Haruka is wearing a wedding dress.] Why are you dressed like that? Are you cosplaying?"

"[on the delay of Keitarō and Seta's plane to the USA] Thank God... I'll enjoy to the fullest these three hours He's given us... I'll say what I couldn't say and do what I couldn't do."

"[Naru is sewing Keitarō's pants.] I can't believe your goofiness... When will you stop relying so much on me?"

"[Naru is climbing up a moving dirigible, trying to get Keitarō back.] I won't fall... I won't fall.... At least not while I don't punch him in the face...."

"[after Keitarō defeats her on his way to rescue Naru]] Stop apologizing so much... Idiot..."

"C-c-cute? You have the gall to refer to me as CUTE?"

"Damn you. You're nothing but a lowly Reptilia Anapsida Testudinata."

"Ever since that elusive, definitely audacious, insolent, high-roller of a turtle showed up here at Hinata Apartments, I haven't had a good night's sleep."

"Secret Arts: Rock Splitting Sword."

"Secret Arts: Air Splitting Sword."

"[Keitarō and Naru are looking for the then-unnamed Tama-chan; Kitsune, drunk, peeks into Keitarō's pants] Isn't the turtle in here?"

"[after Keitarō rejects her idea of her, dressed in Naru's school uniform, staying with him] Why the hell does every guy around me prefer Naru? This is getting so deep into my nerves..."

"[enters Keitarō's room and finds Keitarō, Su and Naru lying in a heap on the futon] Ooh, Keitaro, you stud!!"

"[about Motoko flunking her entrance exam] Keitaro's gonna get a good laugh when he hears this samurai turned into a ronin...(Ronin refers both to an unemployed Samurai and a Student who flunks his/her Entrance Exam)"

"[Kaolla is dreaming of Lamba and grabs Keitarō, who shouts very loud in agony.] I told you, it gets worse by night...."

"[Keitarō breaks one of his legs.] So you were human after all!"

"I see. So basically, while indecisively hesitating to confess your love to Naru, whom you've secretly had a crush on, the man that Naru admires returns. Thus, not only did you miss your chance to confess, but the two of you are becoming more distant and you're wetting your pillow with tears. Is that the situation?"

"[After using one of Motoko's sword techniques against her] "You use that attack so often on me, I sorta claimed it as my own. (Think of it like Blue Magic from the Fina Fantasy series)""

"[After Naru punches Keitarō, his pants rip and she offers to fix it] Oohhh! A sewing kit! So you can do something feminine for a change!"

"[When Keitarō returns to Hinata House from the hospital, he thinks everyone will receive him warmly there, but in fact only Tama-chan greets him] Oh boy... I spent three weeks away... You're the only one nice to me here, Tama-chan..."

"[After Su kidnaps Naru in Molmol] Goddammit, Su, we were getting along so fine! This is not a sci-fi manga!!"

"It had three holes, and I really wanted one!"

"[As Keitarō and the others discuss getting into Tokyo U] What's a tokyou? Can you eat it?"

"Tee-hee! I'm impressed with the magic from the ruins of Todai! I never thought you'd make a "sewage disposal!" [Meaning to say "marriage proposal."]"

"Hi-ho, Silver! Jitterbug! Rhumba!"

"[Motoko blasts Keitarō skyward.] Keitarō, did the Earth look blue from up there?"