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"All comedians are a bit attention-seeking and I'm no different. Anyone with the audacity to want to be listened to for an hour and a half must be."
"I'm an ass-kicking fat kid."
"My mom has a tendency of flashing."
"Kelly has a rather bad habit of interrupting."
"Where I felt comfortable was being the one that everyone liked to party with. And it was kind of the way I could fit in."
"Well, all I can say is, it's a day-by-day program, and so I'm very worried about relapsing, but I don't know. I don't want to use. I don't want to go back to that place because nothing good came of it. It was super dark; it's not nice."
"There's people outside our house; you get followed by photographers; you can't go out and have a cup of coffee with a friend without someone coming up to you"
"There's a lot of things that were going on. I'd run out of OxyContin, I was doing a lot of Dilaudid. Dilaudid is like a millimeter down from OxyContin. I was doing a lot of those, and life just got super stressful for me."
"My parents approached me to go to rehab... So I ran away. I just took off running. I went to a friend's house and I went pretty buck wild. I was snorting Demerol, OxyContin. I don't really remember much."
"It's been real weird. It wasn't how I expected my life to turn out. Especially, mainly pertaining to the show. It never crossed my mind that one day I'm gonna be big and famous and have my own TV show, you know?"
"I've been drinking and using since I was 13."
"I'm totally grateful for the fans my family has and I have; they gave me a lot of support when I was in treatment. But it was just odd, you know? It's stressful. Just the whole fact of being someone in the public eye."
"I'm real clear, you know? There's no fogginess."
"I'd read things, like people criticizing me. But no one likes to read stuff about that, and probably the main thing that was getting to me was me mum's illness."
"I'd have to say that Muay Thai is something special. It's really demanding and it's becoming popular all around the world."
"I'm going to get you a broken alarm clock so you'll get up in the morning."
"I was interning at a record label - OK, cool. I'm gonna do what my mom did, you know, work her way up in the music industry, the business side of things. I was comfortable with that. That was what I wanted to do. And then just suddenly I am thrown from that. It was super insane."
"I was hanging out with no one under 21. I thought that if I really wanted to fit in I had to... show them that I was in a way just as adult as they were, 'cause I could hold my own just as well as they could, if not better."
"I took a bottle of pills. I'd been in Europe and I had a lot of absinthe and I was just drinking and drinking, trying to, you know, just shut my body down."
"I have a tendency to really stuff things. I don't really express, you know? Like, express certain feelings and stuff."
"I had smoked pot and drank every day for two years. I was taking Vicodin by the handful. Valium, Xanax, Dilaudid, Lorcet, Lortab, Perocet, you name it. It's so easy. It's L.A., you know? You just get it from people."
"I had my group of friends, you know, like my real group of friends, and then I had, like, party friends."
"I go to a meeting every day. I surround myself with people who don't use. I recently got back from Ozzfest and I caught myself in kind of a sticky situation where I was around a lot of people using, drinking and it was kind of - I didn't have the urge to use once, but I just knew I shouldn't have been there."
"I don't want to come off like the jealous brother who wasn't getting the attention, but it was like no one was really into me anyway. I wasn't really a priority."
"I didn't get at first put into a rehab facility; I got put in a adolescent psychiatric unit for my detox."
"For a while I was suicidal and I tried to kill myself. I think I should have died about four times."
"Dad was just an emotional wreck. He was drinking a lot of the time; he was smoking a lot of pot. And because he takes certain medications, the drinking were making him... you know, he wasn't even present, really."
"But you know, my mom having to go to the hospital seven times... like passed out because of pain... I wouldn't come home and sit with my family and be with my dad - I'd call someone up and... I'd go and get obliterated drunk and I'd go, like, on two-week benders."
"Back then it was a very realistic thing for me. My own thing was, you know, wake up at 5 in the afternoon, it's dark out, hang out, maybe take a shower, then start drinking, start smoking pot, go out with friends, get wasted."
"As long as I know my head's in the right place, my feet are on the ground, I think I’ll be fine."
"I'm trying to get to bed, and you guys are singing "The Whole World's in my fucking hand." I'd rather you shut the fuck up!"
"Kelly, there are people in Somalia who would die for a banana."
"I've been up the coast of St-Barts, playing with spidermonkies, tripping on acid. Changed my whole perspective on shit."
"Mom! It's the cops! I'm gonna get nicked, I'm gonna get nicked!"
"O say what is this thing call'd Light, Which I must ne'er enjoy"
"Mel Gibson is in a town that’s run by Jews and he said the wrong thing because he’s actually bitten the hand that I guess has fed him—and doesn’t need to feed him anymore because he’s got enough dough."
"I used to be under the impression that in some kind of wanky, bullshit way, acting was like therapy: you get in and grapple with and exorcise all those demons inside of you. I don't believe that anymore. It's like a snow shaker. You shake the thing up, but it can't escape the glass. It can't get out. And it will settle until the next time you shake it up."
"Within one of her."
"The will for the deed."
"Stolen sweets are best."
"Losers must have leave to speak."
"A weak invention of the enemy."
"Perish that thought! No, never be it said That Fate itself could awe the soul of Richard. Hence, babbling dreams! you threaten here in vain! Conscience, avaunt! Richard ’s himself again! Hark! the shrill trumpet sounds to horse! away! My soul ’s in arms, and eager for the fray."
"With clink of hammers closing rivets up."
"And the ripe harvest of the new-mown hay Gives it a sweet and wholesome odour."
"Off with his head—; so much for Buckingham."
"I 've lately had two spiders Crawling upon my startled hopes. Now though thy friendly hand has brush'd 'em from me, Yet still they crawl offensive to my eyes: I would have some kind friend to tread upon 'em."
"The aspiring youth that fired the Ephesian dome Outlives in fame the pious fool that rais'd it."
"Now, by St. Paul, the work goes bravely on."
"So mourn'd the dame of Ephesus her love, And thus the soldier arm'd with resolution Told his soft tale, and was a thriving wooer."