"You say you're doing a study? What 'you gonna study? How we're bad? We steal? We gang-bang? We're ALL on drugs right?... We ain't all like them assholes downstairs, you know. I just wanna raise my child good."

"[Reciting Candyman with Billy who is touches her body from behind then turns around to face Billy] No one ever got past four."

"Eric Edwards as Harold"

"[To Helen in haunted washroom] I hear you're looking for Candyman, bitch. [Holds Helen by her neck] Well, you found him! [Swings the back of his hook across her face]"

"Virginia Madsen as Helen Lyle"

"Marianna Elliott as Clara"

"[Referring to a Candyman's victim boy whose crotch was hacked off by the Candyman] They found 'it' floating in the toilet... can't fix that, you're better off dead."

"[Reciting to Helen and colleagues the legend of Candyman in a restaurant] The legend first appeared in 1890. Candyman was the son of a slave. His father had amassed a considerable fortune from designing a device for the mass producing of shoes after the Civil War. Candyman had been sent to all the best schools and had grown up in polite society. He had a prodigious talent as an artist and was much sought after when it came to the documenting of one's wealth and position in society in a portrait. Well, it was in this latter capacity, that he was commissioned by a wealthy landowner to capture his daughter's virginal beauty. Well, of course, they fell deeply in love and she became pregnant. Hmm... poor Candyman. Her father executed a terrible revenge. He paid a pack of brutal hooligans to do the deed. They chased Candyman through the town to Cabrini Green, where they proceeded to saw off his right hand with a rusty blade. And no one came to his aid. For this was just the beginning of his ordeal. Nearby there was an apiary. Dozens of hives, filled with hungry bees. They smashed the hive and stole the honeycomb and smeared it over his prone, naked body. Candyman was stung to death by the bees. They burned his body on a giant pyre and then scattered his ashes over Cabrini Green."

"Tony Todd as The Candyman"

"COME BACK TO ME, HELEN! COME BACK TO ME! COME BACK!"

"This is the scariest story I ever heard and it's totally true. It happened a few years ago near Moses Lake in Indiana. Clara was babysitting for the Johnsons, and, uh... Billy pulls up on his motorcycle. She wasn't even going out with Billy, she was actually going out with Michael for about six months. But, um... she always kind of had the hots for Billy, 'cause he was like a bad boy. And Michael was... he was just so nice. So anyway, she decides that tonight's the night, that she's going to give Billy what she never gave to Michael."

"Carolyn Lowery as Stacey"

"Kelly Rowan as Annie Tarrant"

"[To Helen that her death will be a tale to frighten children] Your death will be a tale to frighten children, to make lovers cling closer in their rapture. Come with me, and be immortal."

"Barbara Alstonas Henrietta Mosely"

"Xander Berkeley as Trevor Lyle"

"[Walking up to Helen as she remains hypnotized by him] You were not content with the stories, so I was obliged to come."

"Kasi Lemmons as Bernadette Walsh"

"Dare you say his name 5 times...again!"

"[Repeated line] Join me in Death!"

"[To Helen over wanting to live] Why do you want to live? If you had learned just a little from me, you would not beg to live. I am rumor. It is a blessed condition, believe me. To be whispered about at street corners. To live in other people's dreams, but not to have to be. Do you understand?"

"Vanessa Williams as Anne-Marie McCoy"

"DeJuan Guyas Jake"

"Fred Stoller as Toby"

"Bill Erwin as Landers"

"Glenn Shadix as Larry"

"Estelle Harris as Ms. Krubavitch"

"Raquel Welch as Grace Kosik"

"Mystro Clark as Ty"

"Larry Miller as Bradford McMillan"

"Courtney Thorne-Smith as Natalie"

"Jack Warden as Armand McMillan"

"Jack Plotnick as Zak"

"[in a commercial for Chef Edison's TV Dinner, dressed as an astronaut] Hi, I'm Chef Edison and when I'm away from home, I still like to catch some of my favorite TV shows. That's why I always bring one of my Chef Edison TV dinners wherever I go. With flavors like, 'Uh, Beavis and Broccoli', N.Y.P.D. Blueberry pie, and M*A*S*H potatoes, there's no reason to be a couch potato at home. Now you can be one anywhere! So sit back on a moon rock and enjoy."

"[that night after seeing his house boarded up] No, what happened? No, I... got evicted. No, tell me this isn't happening! My surfboard, dinosaur, yellow brick road! Where'd it all go? No! Oh, what did I do?"

"Carrot Top as Edison"