Return to Zork

"So we meet again. It was brave of you to get past the hunter. I could've handled him myself though. We were just playing around."

"Nature conservation is your on-ly hope... for a - future. Treat us kind-ly."

"Ahhh...thank you. I was getting tired of eating bugs and fish. I found some really juicy grubs down by the brushes."

"You've been travelling a long time. Is there anything you need help with? Maybe I can...shed some light on your path."

"(evil voice) Fool! Yozozzo!"

"That's (evil voice) illumynite. (normal voice) Oh, pardon. Pardon me."

"(evil voice) Why don't you take that to the Cliffs of Depression? They might know what it is."

"Oh, you came back! Please sit down. No-one visits me anymore."

"I built that with some friends of mine... Trembyle, Moodock, and Rooper. Rooper turned me into a duck. Why did he turn me into a duck?"

"Oh, I know there's a piece of the disc in that bottle. I put it there myself. I can't get it. I'm too old. But, I can shrink you so you can go inside and get it! (evil voice) Yes! Go on! (normal voice) By the way, the spell will only last 20 minutes."

"Twenty minutes! (evil voice) Twenty minutes. (laugh)"

"(evil voice) You! I'm not falling for that stupid reflection trick again! Yozozzo!"

"Oh, you've got a pet vulture. (evil voice) They're all mine! MINE! Every mindless ONE of them! (laughs)"

"Rooper...rooper turned me into a duck. Why'd he turn me into a duck?!"

"Okay, so you think you can make me laugh? Go ahead. Make me laugh."

"You sound like my mother!"

"Don't worry, they're not deaf, just quiet."

"If you think you can do it, do it right."

"Get out of here! You only have a few seconds left. Look at your bonding plant. Come back later."

"Game's over for you."

"Oh. Not only do your jokes stink. But so do you."

"You have the true sword - let me bless it."

"Invader! So, you've made it this far! You may have killed my brother trolls, but you won't... kill... me."

"I wonder what powers you possess! You're not match for me."

"First you kill my brothers, and now you want to be friends?!"

"Hmmmmm... Perhaps you're already stoned. Let me see. (laugh)"

"No! Spare me! I'll give you this necklace. It's got magical powers. Magical powers!"

"Don't... hurt... me!"

"I got the Dwarven sword! I'm a troll! A troll! I'm leader of the trolls! And there's no... comparison! Whoo! Ha-ha-ha!"

"You're afraid? There's no reason for you to be afraid."

"THAT'S PATHETIC!! FIGHT LIKE A TROLL!!!"

"How many rocks of illumynite do we have... left?"

"Keep those lines straight!"

"Just who do you think you are? You're outnumbered!"

"Munch, munch... looks right..."

"Phew! Would you get out of here!"

"I am... Morphius."

"You will play the Wizard Trembyle. I, will be Canuk."

"You'll make quite a statue! (laugh)"

"Are you... giving up?"

"Do you... forfeit?"

"You cheated! I... never lose! I never lose! Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."