"It seems to me that almost everything is a waste of time."

"Whether or not you find your own way, you're bound to find some way. If you happen to find my way, please return it, …"

"There are no wrong roads to anywhere. Except the that leads you to a car crash."

"Well, since you got here by not thinking, it seems reasonable to expect that, in order to get out, you must start thi…"

"Expect everything, I always say, and the unexpected never happens."

"Why not? That's a good reason for almost anything - a bit used perhaps, but still quite serviceable."

"Time is a gift."

"The way you see things depends a great deal on where you look at them from."

"There is much worth noticing that often escapes the eye."

"If you want sense, you'll have to make it yourself."