"Irrespective of nationality, soldiers are always open to the same discomfort and to the same comradeship the world ov…"

"Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died."

"I hate being moved. I hate that man who came in. So self-righteous, so cruel. He made fun of me, that's why I cried. …"

"Politicians only get to the top because they have no qualifications to detain them at the bottom."

"I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to me the most civilized music in the w…"

"In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from."

"Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely t…"

"Playwrights are like men who have been dining for a month in an Indian restaurant. After eating curry night after nig…"

"Once we are destined to live out our lives in the prison of our mind, our one duty is to furnish it well."

"If Botticelli were alive today he'd be working for Vogue."