"If Botticelli were alive today he'd be working for Vogue."

"I hate being moved. I hate that man who came in. So self-righteous, so cruel. He made fun of me, that's why I cried. …"

"Irrespective of nationality, soldiers are always open to the same discomfort and to the same comradeship the world ov…"

"Politicians only get to the top because they have no qualifications to detain them at the bottom."

"I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to me the most civilized music in the w…"

"Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died."

"Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely t…"

"In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from."

"Playwrights are like men who have been dining for a month in an Indian restaurant. After eating curry night after nig…"

"To be gentle, tolerant, wise and reasonable requires a goodly portion of toughness."