"Let us just say I was deeply unhappy, but I didn't know it because I was so happy all the time."

"[Admiring a painting] I like the relationships. I mean, each character has his own story. The puppy is a bit too much…"

"Why is it that we don't always recognize the moment when love begins but we always know when it ends?"

"Sitting there at that moment I thought of something else Shakespeare said. He said, "Hey... life is pretty stupid; wi…"

"I could never be a woman, 'cause I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day."

"I've been thinking about myself and I think I can become the kind of person that's worth you staying for. First of al…"

"[calling the restaurant] Hello, L'Idiot? Yes, I'd like to make reservations for two for Friday. Saturday? Sunday? Ah …"

"Forget for this moment the smog and the cars and the restaurant and the skating and remember only this. A kiss may no…"

"Maitre D: You think with a financial statement like this you can have the duck?"

"Steve Martin - Harris K. Telemacher"