"The strangest trio ever to track a killer. A fearless, one-eyed U.S. marshal who never knew a dry day in his life... a Texas ranger thirsty for bounty money... and a girl still wet behind the ears who didn't care what they were or who they were as long as they had true grit."

"The strangest trio ever to track a killer."

"Mexican Bob: My wounds healed by themselves - from the inside!"

"Moon: He never played me false until he killed me."

"Colonel Stonehill: I just received word that a young girl fell head first down a fifty foot well on the Towson Road. I thought perhaps it was you."

"Colonel Stonehill: Most people around here know of Rooster Cogburn and some people live to regret it. I would not be surprised to learn that he is a relative of yours."

"Tom Chaney: Everything happens to me, and now I'm shot by a child!"

"Tom Chaney: A gun will say a whole lot quick!"

"I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man!"

"If that girl don't stay healthy, you don't neither, understand? And you don't get paid!"

"All the Parmalees is touched, but Harold's the worst… no, their Ma's the worst, then comes Harold's brother Farrell… but they're all good shots."

"Most girls like little play-pretties. But you like guns, don't you?"

"I never busted a cap on a woman or anybody much under sixteen. But it's enough that you know that I'll do what I have to do."

"She draws him like a gun! [referring to Mattie's constant invocation of her lawyer's name]"

"I ain't dead yet, you bushwhacker!"

"I served under General Kirby Smith. And I don't have to hang my head when I say it."

"You can't take men by watching them run away!"

"I only take one step at a time. That's why I was given two feet."

"The French is 'La Bourf'. I say 'La Beef'."

"Well, a gun that's unloaded and cocked ain't good for nothin'."

"We've got to get you to a doctor or you'll be deader than he is!"

"You better bury Ned right! Better not cut up nor otherwise harm no whores, or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons of bitches."

"Frances Fisher - Strawberry Alice"

"Saul Rubinek - W.W. Beauchamp"

"Jaimz Woolvett - The Schofield Kid"

"Richard Harris - English Bob"

"Morgan Freeman - Ned Logan"

"Gene Hackman - Little Bill Daggett"

"Alice Leavasseaur - Penny Munny"

"Shane Meier - Willam Munny Jr."

"Clint Eastwood - William Munny"

"Strawberry Alice: Just because we let them smelly fools ride us like horses don't mean we gotta let 'em brand us like horses. Maybe we ain't nothing but whores but we, by god, we ain't horses."

"Skinny Dubois: You know how women lie."

"Clyde: [about the house the Sheriff's building] You know, he don't have a straight angle in that whole god-damned porch, or the whole house for that matter. He is the worst damn carpenter."

"[accent changing rapidly from plummy English to Cockney] A plague on you. A plague on the whole stinking lot of ya, without morals or laws. And all you whores got no laws. You got no honor. It's no wonder you all emigrated to America, because they wouldn't have you in England. You're a lot of savages, that's what you all are. A bunch of bloody savages. A plague on you. I'll be back."

"[discussing the assassination of President Garfield] If you were to try to assassinate a king, sir, the — how shall I say it? — the aura of royalty would cause you to miss. But, a president— [chuckles] I mean, why not shoot a president?"

"Now Ned, them whores are going to tell different lies than you. And when their lies ain't the same as your lies— Well, I ain't gonna hurt no woman. But I'm gonna hurt you. And not gentle like before, but bad!"

"I suppose you know, Bob, if I ever see you again I'm just going to start shooting and figure it was self-defense."

"I guess you think I'm kicking you, Bob. But it ain't so. What I'm doing is talking. You hear? I'm talking to all those goons down there in Kansas. I'm talking to all those villains in Missouri and all those villains down there in Cheyenne. I'm telling 'em there ain't no whores' gold! Even if there was, well, they wouldn't want to come looking for it anyhow!"

"[to English Bob] You been talking about the queen again? [punches him] On Independence Day?"

"All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna kill him. Any son of a bitch that takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, burn his damn house down!"

"Lauren Hutton - Charlotte Taylor-Wilson"

"Frank Welker - Narrator (voice)"