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April 10, 2026
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"Hey, hold it, meathead! This doesn't seem right..."
"Hold up, dude! Where are you heading? That ain't the way to the arena!"
"Whoa! Where do you think THAT key goes?"
"Whoa! Whoa, man! We dodged a bullet there! Hey, but did you hear that guy blabbing about the Crystal Star? That Jolene lady acted pretty guilty when he let that one slip out... Well, whatever. For now, we better bail before somebody finds us up here!"
"Gonzales! E-mail time!"
""The blockade in the minor-league locker room," Huh? Wonder what's behind it..."
"Whoa, Gonzales! That's some kinda scientific paper on the Crystal Stars! Who'd be investigating those things besides us? They even took pictures! The belt was fake, but the real star's gotta be here somewhere! Who'd leave something like this lying around? This just REEKS of funny business!"
"Dang, what's with her?!? We busted our humps getting that information! Some people just gotta rain on parades! Well, at least we know the Crystal Star's here!"
"Wow! That was the king of the Koopas, wasn't it? WOW! That guy's insane!"
"Well, cool. Looks like you're free and clear, little guy. 'Bye!"
"Yeah, we can't ignore it... Good call, Mario. Let's set this little guy free. Ummm... Provided that's OK with you, too, sir."
"We're gonna do it! We make the major league if we win! Get psyched, Mario!"
"...Hm? Is it just me, or do you think that egg... What? You want our help, egg? Umm... Your call, Mario. What do you want to do?"
"We did it, Mario! Wow!"
"You hear that, little guy? Just make sure not to get in our way, though, OK?"
"Whatever could that key be for?"
"We... won? Cool!"
"I'll try not to get in your way, Mario..."
"Huh? What is it now, eggy? You want to follow us? Is that it? I'm pretty sure our little buddy here wants to hang out with us. Do we let him?"
"Ummm... OK, we can do this!"
"Hey! That's no fair! You can't attack before the bell rings! That's cheating! Come on, Mario! We can't let a bunch of cheaters beat us. Let's take them down!"
"Awesome! Didja hear that, little eggy-weggy?!? You're free! See ya around!"
"I daresay that cake was poisoned! Had we eaten it, we'd have ended up like that poor fellow there!"
"What on earth is this?!? Bandy Andy, you poor dear! And King K! How awful!"
"That's the ticket, Mario! Do this thing RIGHT! All you have to do is become champ and you'll get that belt fair and square!"
"Umm... You see that, Mario? The thing on that shiny belt! Is that a Crystal Star? Yeah... Yeah! It's gotta be! That sparkle's a Crystal Star! Umm... But that doesn't make much sense at all. Why would it be on that guy's belt?"
"I am TOTALLY with you on this one, Mario. We'll let you go, little buddy! Is that OK with you, too, Mr. Hot-Dog-Stand Guy?"
"Wow! This place is so cool! Hey, Mario, look up there! There's a battle match going on right now!"
"Ummm... Yeah, this would be Glitzville, all right... How do they make it float? I mean, it hasn't ever, you know, plunged from the sky or anything, has it? Time to hunt down that Crystal Star, huh, Mario? I know I'm ready!"
"Huh? Did you hear that, Mario? You want us to help you, little eggy-weggy? It's so ADORABLE! What should we do, Mario?"
"Mercy! My, that was close! I say, though, Mario, when that Grubba spoke of the Crystal Star... I couldn't help but notice that Ms. Jolene acted a touch strange... Well, I do believe that we'd best make ourselves scarce before we're found!"
"Wow, we did it, Mario! We can go to Glitzville!"
"Umm... What should we do? I mean, I guess we should go tell Don Pianta something. But I... I don't want our luck to turn terrible... Whatever THAT means!"
"What did you expect, huh? We rock!"
"Sure! We can do anything! What is it?"
"Um... Excuse me, but, uh... That's not true! The treasure is real! Honest!"
"We aren't gonna lose to scrubs like you!"
"Good gracious me! Did you hear what I just heard? Missing fighters? How absolutely heartrending! That poor, sweet King K... I just assumed he had retired to his hometown..."
"Incidentally, darling... Did you notice this poor soul on the floor?"
"Andy, honey, just hang on! Why would we have to avoid the ring, now?"
"Whoa, Professor Frankly!"
"Cool! The next Crystal Star showed up on the map! Hey, but... is it me, or is it up in the sky or something? Um... What could that mean?"
"C'mon, Mario! Let's get this over with!"
"Um... Go for it, Mario! Break out the Crystal Star!"
"Pretty nice, huh, Mario?"
"They... Those total COWARDS! Those chickens attacked us before the bell rang! Oh, that is IT! Come on! We aren't losing to punks like them! Let's waste 'em!"
"My! You ARE brazen, aren't you, dearie?"
"Uh-oh! Ohhhh, man! Incoming mail!"
"We'll come back and see you again, I'm pretty sure. But... For now, we gotta go."
"There you go! You and I are, like, TOTALLY on the same exact wavelength! Crack a few heads, take a few names, become champ, and nab that belt!"