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April 10, 2026
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"Edna gave me a hand. She was high."
"John Cho as the Leopard"
"Sebastian Stan as God, a bounty hunter"
"Ryan Reynolds as Jonas"
"Anthony Mackie as the Grandson of Sam"
"Amy Sedaris as Cole's mom"
"Lizze Broadway as Mattie Turner, Cole's sister"
"Anna Deavere Smith as Claudia Yates"
"Mustafa Shakir as Monte Jackson"
"Ana de Armas as Sadie Rhodes"
"Chris Evans as Cole Turner"
"Adrien Brody as Leveque"
"Mike Moh as Wagner"
"Tate Donovan as Cole's dad"
"That is my point exactly, Cole. You missed spring break to get a stupid voucher, which you never used. I mean, that is the type of guy you are."
"Especially if she's the one who ghosted you... Oh, right. An international art curator, doesn't have an overseas calling plan. That's very unusual. [stammers] Talking of romantic gestures, what's that you got in the back then, hey? Is it a little cactus, is it?"
"Tim Blake Nelson as Borislov"
"Oh, no, no, no, I meant with your life. You know, grow a pair, move out of your parents' house... [Answering father's question] There is. He came off way too strong, so she ghosted him... [Father inquires about the term "ghosting] Yeah. It's when someone breaks off all contact. For example, let's just say a young lady makes a horrible, horrible mistake one night, and then the guy just keeps on texting her with emojis, over and over."
"[Regarding Cole's asthma attack] Sorry. You "did the-leave-behind-your-inhaler"? Come on. Isn't your asthma sad enough already?"
"Tiya Sircar as Patti"
"Stephen Park as Utami"
"Chip β Alfie"
"β Alfred Solomon"
"Sofia Boutella β Saba Al-Badr"
"Dua Lipa β LaGrange"
"John Cena β Wyatt"
"Once you know the secret, don't let the cat out of the bag."
"Bryce Dallas Howard β Elly Conway"
"Not many men have your courage."
"The greater the spy, the bigger the lie."
"Catherine O'Hara β Ruth Conway"
"β Agent Aubrey Argylle"
"You and I, we're not so different."
"Not a real fan. Don't worry. I have it all under control."
"It seems we serve the same master."
"See? I was telling the truth."
"You're a terrorist."
"I certainly hope you dance as well as you dress."
"What you wrote in your new book actually happened, and you kicked a hornet's nest you didn't even know existed."
"God, I hate that cat."
"I can't pull off a spy mission."
"It's called a cliffhanger, Mother."
"I love this book!"
"I'm in some really big trouble, Mom."
"So when you feel that fear remember; to focus on the only thing that's real. What's right in front of you."
"Oh, my God. You're Elly freaking Conway. I am such a fan!"
"Whoa! There's a cat in there."
"Are you ready, you bloodsuckers?! I can't hear you, you bunch of filthy sissies!!"
"And here they are! Welcome to Death Race, the ultimate in auto carnage. One day, 11 drivers, four stages and over 250 live camera feeds."
"Let's talk about the bad boys and girls that run this race. Featuring three-time racer Johnny Law and his monster police cruiser. He's here to protect and serve. Two-time racer the Fireman and his Dodge Ram Hemi. His ax is coming through your door. Queen bitch of the Sprawl, Matilda the Hun, sporting her school bus yellow Econoline van. And first-timer Gipsy Rose in her bad-for-nothing Mini Cooper S. With a face only a mother could love, here's Pierced-Face and his VW Bug. Nazi Bastard and his bloodthirsty truck from hell. Dirt and his Formula 1 War Cycle, counting on speed to keep him alive. Veteran racer Dead Man and his killer hearse. He didn't come here to rest in peace; no, sir. Behind the wheel of her Toyota Celica, virgin racer Cleopatra. And last but definitely least, our resident rat, Sergeant Gibson and his big block Camaro. He's got a bullseye on his back."