""But smashing isn't wonderful. It's terrible! You have to stop this and come back to the Stardial. You'll be your good self again!" (Begging Clockwork to return to the Timeless Stardial to undo the effects of Vlad's machine)"

""Dare to be square? I'll be there!" (Being challenged by Evil Clockwork)"

""This isn't good..." (After Evil Clockwork disappears)"

""I know you're not yourself right now, but that's not very nice, Mr. Ghost! I'm going back home!" (Refusing to accept his offer to return to the Timeless stardial)"

""Thank, Neptune! I've been looking all over for you! ...Hey, wait a minute. What's that pink glow?" (After finding Clockwork, but realising there is something wrong with him)"

""Aw, you just wanted the best for me! Thanks, pal!" (Clockwork apologising for his deception)"

""Hey... what gives?" (after learning that Clockwork knew Vlad was a ghost clone)"

""He can't do that. I have the early shift at the Krusty Krab tomorrow!" (after Clockwork tells him that Vlad's machine would destroy the universe)"

""I don't need luck. I have square pants!" (after being handed a Time Medallion and being wished good luck)"

""Hmm... that's a lot of travel, and I don't have my passport. But if fighting others like I did Patrick is the only way to save the universe, then... I suppose it is my duty! I could never turn my back on my friends... even if I haven't met them yet! So... how do we get started? I should stretch first. Do you have a helmet I can borrow?" (After Clockwork instructs him on what to do)"

""Uh, I don't know about that. I have a shift at the Krusty Krab coming up." (being told that he must stop Vlad Plasmius)"

""Oh no! If he could control Patrick like that, think what he could do to people WITH minds!" (After Clockwork tells him of Vlad Plasmius' plan)"

""Enemies? I don't have enemies. Enemies are just friends you haven't met yet! Besides, I'm not afraid of ghosts. Have you met the Flying Dutchman? He acts scary at first, but once you get to know him, he's not so bad. As ghosts go..." (After Clockwork tells him about Vlad Plasmius)"

""You! Did you do that to Patrick? If so, you better make him better right away or I'll show you my Kah-rah-tay!" (After being defeated by Patrick)"

""Poor Patrick! I couldn't help him. But I've got to. I just gotta help him!" (After being defeated by Patrick)"

""Work together? Yeah, I don't think Mr. Krabs is hiring at the moment" (Meeting Clockwork for the first time)"

""Hey! That's SpongeBOB to you! And who might you be?" (Meeting Clockwork for the first time)"

""If that's what I need to do to help Patrick... I'm coming, Patrick!" (after Clockwork instructs SpongeBob to enter the portal)"

""Who are you?? Did you take Patrick?" (hearing Clockwork through a portal)"

""Uhm... I don't think this is a dream, Patrick. Everything feels really, real." (Patrick thinks he's dreaming)"

""Patrick! I'm glad you're alright. I was so worried!" (Finding a freed Patrick in the Timeless Stardial)"

""I guess I have no choice!" (Preparing to fight Patrick)"

""On the other hand, I don't think Patrick's quite himself right now." (Realizing something is wrong with Patrick)"

""Patrick, I don't want to fight you. You're my friend." (Not wanting to fight Patrick)"

""But Patrick... you don't have a brain!" (After Patrick demands his brain back)"

""Umm... Patrick. Are you okay?" (Noticing Patrick's strange behavior)"

""There you are, Patrick! I've been looking for you all over the place. And the are a lot of places on this place!" (Finding Patrick)"

""Let me show you, Patrick. It's all in the technique." (Teaching Patrick how to blow bubbles)"

""I tell you, I can't wait to get back to my clarinet and painting and away from a certain snail I could name that can't seem to keep his mouth shut!" (after beating Clockwork)"

""I'll just assume you're telling me I'm awesome. What else could you be saying?" (after talking to Vlad)"

""Not now, you noisy snail. Our nemesis is here, and I don't like it one tiny eensy-weensy bit!" (after beating Vlad Plasmius for the third time)"

""I wish someone would explain all this to me. Including why Gary keeps meowing at me. Leave me alone!" (after beating Vlad Plasmius for the second time)"

""I can tell by the look in your eyestalks that you're impressed by my stunning victory. I mean, why be humble when you're me?" (after beating Vlad Plasmius for the first time)"

""Hmm... it's making no sense to me, yet, far more sense than SpongeBob ever makes..." (first encounter)"

""It's bad enough I'm stuck here with Spongebob, but you're here too? Hmm... it's making no sense to me, yet, far more sense than Spongebob ever makes..." (first encounter)"

""It was like being trapped in my own head. Phew! At least I didn't get trapped in SpongeBob's head! That would have been a disaster!" (when unlocked after being freed from mind control)"

""Can't you see I'm in the middle of anything that doesn't involve talking to you?" (challenging the player in the Campaign mode)"

""Is it time already for you to ruin my day?" (challenging the player in the Campaign mode)"

""Great. Mr. Krabs is here. On my day off." (battling Mr. Krabs)"

""I'm gonna report you to the highest authority in the land!" (battling Mecha-Plankton)"

""Just when I thought it couldn't get worse... Patrick." (battling Patrick)"

""SpongeBob, leave me ALONE!" (battling SpongeBob)"

""What just happened? Is my brain gone again?" (Finding himself in the Timeless Stardial after defeating Vlad for the third time)"

""Thanks! Does it come in any other colors?" (After being given an energy dampener by Nora Wakeman)"

""Gee Mr. Krabs, you're looking all sweaty again." (encountering Mr. Krabs)"

""Hey Plankton, remember when we saw that thing? That was AWESOME!" (encountering Mecha-Plankton)"

""Squidward? Hey! Squidward! Hi Squidward!! Hello! Hey everyone, it's Squidward!" (encountering Squidward)"

""You can't stop the unstoppable!" (after defeating Vlad in a post-game rematch)"

""I'm ready for you. Do your worst!" (Telling Vlad he'll keep beating him in future encounters)"

""Does this mean you're sorry?" (Expecting Vlad to atone for his actions)"